Finish my sentence

[kongurous]

my sig.

Bananas tase like...

[The_Maker]

life and death. (Dont ask)

D'Oh (Homer Simpson) is a horrible pun for...

[kongurous]

dough.

E=mc...

[The_Maker]

paired, the newest nuclear fusion forumla!

If you need additional assistance for setup or operating after reading owners manual please the the Toll Free#...

[kongurous]

867-5309(the song, remember?)

If you wish to...

[The_Maker]

set your geni free say these magic words "Geni I wish you free".

We're sorry the # you dialed...

[kongurous]

isn't real.

Call of Duty is...

[The_Maker]

a World War 2 First Person Shooter game avalible right now!

Doom3 is a game...

[kongurous]

that requires too much from your computer.

Snopes.com is...

[The_Maker]

something The_Maker has never heard of.

The definition of the Word "Dork" is...

[kongurous]

The_Maker.

Kongurous kicks...

[The_Maker]

no A$$ but her own

Money is something...

[kongurous]

something I want and need.

Phones are...

[The_Maker]

a way to communicate.

Television are not...

[kongurous]

isn't good grammar.

Vietnam is a...

[The_Maker]

country.

THe atlantic ocean is...

[kongurous]

an ocean.

The_Maker and Kongurous are...

[The_Maker]

Fighting for the highest post count for the next 48 hours.

Konguros reminds you of a...

[kongurous]

persistent bitch.

The_Maker reminds you of...

[Spdstr]

Panda... -_-

Vincent constantly thinks about...

Member,
~ Spdstr

[The_Maker]

fighting nerd...

The word yahoo doesn't mean....

[kongurous]

a cowboy word.

A plume is a...

[The_Maker]

rhyming word to "flume"

U r who u r....

[kongurous]

a bad user of shorthand.

Dial-up is...

[The_Maker]

the slowest and most horrible thing tohappen to a person...

Wireless connections are...

[kongurous]

easy to hack.

Hacking is...

[The_Maker]

fun but illegal.

Going to jail hurts your...

[kongurous]

ass from all the gay... fornication.

Fornication means...

[The_Maker]

a nation with a foocked up thorn in its side. (I am getting... tired, and drowsy.. and weary..)

Why do I have double you rpost count?

[kongurous]

Because you joined 2 months before me, and you never posted something for me to finish.

Kongurous is winning the...

[The_Maker]

imaginary conest. NOT :P

Pez is a....

[kongurous]

weird word.

Pickleweasles are...

[The_Maker]

Weasels that eat pickels

CXarrot Chipmunks are...

[kongurous]

are chipmunks that eat cxarrots.

Men are...

[The_Maker]

stubborn just like women.

There are 2 ways to argue with a woman..

[kongurous]

the 1st way is to not argue, and the 2nd way is to not argue.

Solid Snake is...

[The_Maker]

something I dont care about.

Twin Snakes is...

[kongurous]

are Liquid Snake and Solid Snake.

LOTR is...

[The_Maker]

the abriviation for Lord of The Rings

LOL is the...

[kongurous]

empitimy of the destruction of the bananas.

Empitimy is...

[The_Maker]

the bannas main word of the day.

Super-Titanium-Enforced-Concrete is...

[kongurous]

hard as hell to get through.

Hell is a very...

[The_Maker]

firey place.

Heaven isn't...

[kongurous]

a firey place.

Swively chairs make you puke because...

[The_Maker]

if your stupid enough to spin in them you will puke.

Why do we keep this up?

[kongurous]

umm.... I dunno.

Dunno is...

[The_Maker]

A word used in your last sentence.
(Look in the why thread)

[kongurous]

I now have 200...

[The_Maker]

Good Game...


Oh and just in case:
Why? (Find the ultimate answer and get a prize ;) )

[kongurous]

Why? 42

[flaming_squegee]

since kongurous forgot to start a sentence ill get us back on track.

I jack for donuts because...

[singo]

because donuts are humourously edible


democracy sucks because.....

[Frattimonde]

....Bush won the election!

Fenguin is constanly.....

[singo]

doing unsavoury things


when i eat pizza.....

[Frattimonde]

....I always get gas.

Whenever I fire my M-16....

[Muse]

... a cuckoo clock goes off behind you.

But you don't know that...

[Frattimonde]

....unless your hear the Penguins scream.

Fratt is an very......

[singo]

Fratt is an very ungrammatical person


missionaries should be shot on sight because.....

[mcflurry_1982]

they run right in front of the gun.

If i had a hammer...

[Darkslayer633]

If i had a hammer i'd hit someone

It wouldn't...

[The_Maker]

kill them, just hurt like nothing they have felt before.

If they went to the...

[singo]

......bathroom together then get suspicious of what they did in there


should it be possible to.......

[The_Maker]

eat the same food twice?

Can you smell all....

[singo]

.....smells? no.


why does.......

[Frattimonde]

Why does Fenguin do the things he do?

Clinton is a horny and very.....

[The_Maker]

old looking.

Microsoft smells like a...

[CitizenSane]

monstrous pile of fly-infested manure. :D

A fool in love is...

[Frattimonde]

...without doubt.

Freddy is an evil beast that likes to....

[kongurous]

cut people to pieces.

The Romans built...

[mcflurry_1982]

rome.

What kind of...

[TearzofBlood]

What kind of........................ person woulnd't go and c the lord of the rings....(an stupid idiot)



one time at band camp ;) :D

[Calibur]

One time at band camp I ran away to get drunk....... and see the Lord of the Rings.
(And heres what LOD is like when you're drunk http://gprime.net/video.php/lotrthetruestory
If you ask me its better than watching it sober.)

Oh my god ZDS is gone I think I'm going to...

[TearzofBlood]

OMG ZDS is gone i think im going to..... dance around like the hobbits do in the lor dof the rings

[Calibur]

(Sigh)
And once again I have to clean up after people who forget to add their sentence.

Hey that guy looks like....

[CitizenSane]

a lady! :D

Nothing's better than...

[Calibur]

Nothing's better than doing nothing at all.

This is the last straw, I'm going to....

[singo]

...make more straws.


The world is a

[Frattimonde]

...orange that was mistakingly peeled by the gods...

Adolf Hitler was an real......

[singo]

....nutcase

Fratt still cant......

[Cross_Fire]

Fratt still cant be singo.

My mom can kick....

[Frattimonde]

...Sauron's butt all the way to Antarctica.

Kerry uses Botox and won....

[Cross_Fire]

Kerry uses Botox and won humiliation discrace and ridicule!

To reach the moon you need...

[kongurous]

a rocket.

To kill a...

[TearzofBlood]

To Kill a...... group of Riders from Rohan on their way to Helms Deep to kill the orcs

IM so pretty oh so pretty.........

[Cross_Fire]

.... and yes your gay. ;)

103453 + 6574983 x 345965 = ....

[kongurous]

that you're not pretty at all!

Pop rocks and soda...

[Frattimonde]

..will give you some serious gas!

The Covenant Elites are always so......

[kongurous]

tense.

The Covenant Grunts are always so...

[Cross_Fire]

...dead

Covenent Hunters are always so....

[kongurous]

big and meaty.

The Covenant Brutes are always so...

[Cross_Fire]

...hairy and nasty

Covenent Prophets are always so...

[kongurous]

skinny and umm... not sexy.(least sexiest of all the Covenant!)

The MAC gun is so...

[Cross_Fire]

...full of superheated plasma goodness.

OMG master chief is a....

[kongurous]

covered in armor.

Ever wonder what...

[Cross_Fire]

...we would do if there were no WB?

If there were no WB I would be...

[kongurous]

Bill Gates, ruling the planet from your giant, man-made capital-continent in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Who'd win in a fight, a Covenant Hunter or...

[Cross_Fire]

...my moms chille? My moms chillie.

The worst food ever is...

[kongurous]

escargo.

Solid Snake is...

[flaming_squegee]

is incredibly hot! :D

Getting laid is the most...

[kongurous]

important thing in a man's life.

Mars was a...

[Frattimonde]

...border world for the predators.

Why does the Predator...

[singo]

kill things?...because its fun to remove spines as trophys.


LETS GET........

[Frattimonde]

...down to buisness.

Saint Paul stood at the mall and thought.....

[kongurous]

"I should buy a big ball"

Nokia and Verizon are...

[Frattimonde]

just phonies...

A great raven sat on his dark tower and beheld....

[kongurous]

that Fratt uses italics.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...

[gunshift]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and fell into the mall

Armand opened the bathroom's door and felt ...

[singo]

something unsavoury grab hold of his...I'll stop now.


parachuting of tall buildings is.......

[Frattimonde]

...as playing Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol.

Calfornia is always so.....

[singo]

california like

if i wanted to do that i'd........

[kongurous]

eat a cricket.

Orcs and humans don't...

[stealthey]

Orcs and humans don't know if kongurous is from this planet.

Google puts advertisements for any given thing on every site because...

[mcflurry_1982]

it can

2+2=

[Fenguin]

5, for sufficiently large values of 2.

After experiencing life, I've decided that ___

[kongurous]

I will bow to Kongurous and pray to her.

What does this...

[flaming_squegee]

continue to live on?

Crap is my ...

[kongurous]

first name.

What does Germany and...

[Frattimonde]

...Amerika have in common?

Vote for Bush if you are really...

[SmoothWare]

happy and you know it

I like lemonparty because...

[Ragnarox]

I like lemonparty because lemons are zesty.

I don't know how you did that, but...

[Frattimonde]

...the XBOX is on fire.

In every mans life there's always something that he.......

[singo]

...wishes he had done twice as stupidly


Do unto others....

[Frattimonde]

...what they do unto you.

Cease the day and become...

[singo]

.....the night


okay, but only if......

[Frattimonde]

..."I" may drive the car.

Let´s play catch, with...

[singo]

......a razor sharp spiky frisbee


right at this moment im ready to fight a rattlesnake - and let the snake have........

[Frattimonde]

...a bite of your arm.

When in pain, blame the...

[mcflurry_1982]

ride a train..

I can't get no...

[Frattimonde]

...satisfaction!

Sex is an battle, and love is....

[singo]

.....an unconditional surrender.


nononono, that is a very......

[Frattimonde]

...good statement.

Freddy Krueger always likes to...

[kongurous]

to be very insane.

Moral decline is...

[Frattimonde]

...declined.

Darkness is a beauty appriciated by.....

[kongurous]

the Darkened ones.

Cereal does not mix well with...

[singo]

tomato ketchup


speaking of ketchup.....

[kongurous]

Speaking of ketchup, cocaine ketchup is addictive.

Telephones are...

[Fenguin]

... the root of all evil.

Je pense, donc...

[Zeltaris]

...j'existe?

I hate French...

[kongurous]

sentences.

Christmas as time of...

[CODEZERO]

Christmas as time of...sharing.

Christmas....

[kongurous]

blows if you aren't christian.

Chocolate is to coffee as...

[Frattimonde]

...medicine.

When someone is humping your leg, you know...

[kongurous]

kick them in the nads.

Steel is to iron as...

[Frattimonde]

butter to butter....

When someone is invain, blame the....

[kongurous]

the pain.

Speakers don't...

[Frattimonde]

ever chew bubble-gum when speaking...

Whenever your screws are loose, call...

[kongurous]

some juice.

Nickles and dimes can't measure...

[Cross_Fire]

...how much nickles and dimes are.

That man hit me with...

[Frattimonde]

a baseball bat and a christmas hat...

In every story there's a...

[kongurous]

a boring part.

Warboards is a substitue for...

[Frattimonde]

caffeine....

The devil likes to....

[Cross_Fire]

....drink lots of caffeine

If there were a duck here I would...

[Frattimonde]

...huggle it!

Fenguin is always so huggley and...

[kongurous]

fenguiny(thanks, Fratt)

Orcs are green because...

[Frattimonde]

shoot it, then eat it raw like Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater.

Orcs are green because... (Off Topic: Ahem, look at the post above you)

[singo]

So do I finish kongorous's sentence then?

ahh whatthehell

because they eat to much salad


What happens if I........

[kongurous]

push you in that boiling, acidic-looking liquid?

Trees in Fall aren't too...

[Frattimonde]

greenish as in summer and spring...

Bush is the typical....

[kongurous]

idiot president.

Fratt be a...

[Frattimonde]

very evil dark lord that wants to take over the world!

"For mother Russia", said....

[kongurous]

the Russian person.

Sieg...

[Frattimonde]

...mir was du willst!

You are what you....

[kongurous]

your government says you are!

He's dead,...

[Frattimonde]

...but look on the the bright side buddy, he's dead!

AK-47 is a very fine....

[The_Maker]

weapon.

USB stands for... (+Karma and a cookie if you get it right :) )

[kongurous]

Universal Serial Bus.

Medics are different from...

[Frattimonde]

...Marines, whom just knows how to spray and pray.

General Kazansky is very...

[singo]

Russian sounding namewise.


But I.......

[Frattimonde]

...don't wanna ride the elevator, it's full of flood!

Chief, we gotta...

[singo]

......Blow up some big hefty fusion engines to make a cool explosion for the ending cinematic.


The great journey.....

[Frattimonde]

...is about to begin.

The Covenant are often very stuborn and...

[singo]

Shoot you if you disagree


Unless of course.....

[Frattimonde]

...Cortana runs her stripper program.

The monitor is somewhat...

[singo]

Insane...and very blue


the forerunners had very strange ideas about........

[kongurous]

what they should do to control the Flood.

Hunters are the biggest...

[Frattimonde]

...and most stupid of the Covenant.

Cortana runs her stripper program and...

[singo]

....oddly enough, strips.


MAC guns are......

[Frattimonde]

...fast, but very unstable.

It was saturday night and Fratt had just...

[singo]

.....Got wasted and thrown up in a gutter, much fun


So what you are saying is......

[kongurous]

Blizzard shouldn't have made medics into such eyecandy?

Christmas trees smell like...

[Xenon]

Christmas trees smell like ass at kongurous' house.

My snowman ate all the...

[kongurous]

yellow snow.

Ceiling fans do not make good...

[GrassDragon]

My snowman ate all the rum balls.

School sucks because...

[singo]

because kongorous got there first :P


so two answers,

ceiling fans do not make good helicopters (trust me)

and school sucks because sleazy business men pay it too.

[kongurous]

(ooc:forgot sentence, Singo)
White mice don't mix with...

[singo]

oops hehehe

....with the word "BANZAI!" and a stick of dynamite


speaking of dynamite......

[kongurous]

Speaking of dynamite, you're havin a field-day with the medic thing, ain't ya?(it really, really sucks being a female medic. especially if you are the only woman on ship full of Starcraft enthusiasts who are all male. i'll leave anyone reading this to figure out what i mean)

Russia is...

[singo]

russia is big cold and empty

it doesnt really take much effort to work out wht you meant about the medic thing because.....

(okay, lets give the medic thing a break after this one)

[kongurous]

you're all perverts.

Mmmm, this is...

[singo]

....tasty

hey, look, its a......

[kongurous]

free copy of World of Warcraft!

Hey! You're that...

[singo]

crazy guy who plays chess with shots of whisky as the pieces (guess what happens when they get taken)

should that thing be.....

[kongurous]

be blinking uncontrollably and calling Singo bad names?

Flashy red...

[singo]

Scope saying "Nuclear launch detected"


oh buggery, i didnt.........

[kongurous]

buy the ketchup.

Oh crap! It's the...

[singo]

large blue floating thing of doom!


that made absolutely......

[Xenon]

... mailman, and he's got an AK47!

[singo]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy, i assume you were responding to kongorous there?


oh my god we're all gonna........

[kongurous]

light a fire and dance around Xenon!

Ooooooo, pretty.....

[singo]

......fire


on the subject of fire......

[kongurous]

white mice burn well.

Red bottle caps don't mix with...

[singo]

Hydrochloric acid


and nor do.......

[Sirion]

...my hands

Blizzard entertainment is...

[kongurous]

lazy.

Speaking of laziness,...

[Sirion]

I'm lazy too.

My X3-11 (spaceship) needs...

[singo]

more plasma torpedoes.


plasma torpedoes are gud because

[kongurous]

(damn you singo)
be scrapped and used to build a giant statue of all the staff members.

The square root of 144 is...

[singo]

why the damn you? i put the question in inside of 5 seconds

12.....i think and i cant be hooped working it out and im tired


the cube root of 23453 is.....

[kongurous]

(because you're faster than me, thats why i damned you, singo)

a big answer.

Everyone needs to...

[singo]

yes i am happy :P


....go get wasted and wake up in the gutter.....i know i will do this week :P


waking up in the gutter........

[kongurous]

isn't fun.

Speaking of stuff that ain't fun,...(wow... the ultimate thing to start a sentence with.)

[Sirion]

Getting beat up by my little brother isn't.

I love all video games except

[kongurous]

except the one I(Sirion)loves the most, FFX-2.

La-li-lu-le-lo means...

[singo]

Hey, your tresspassing (in french)


hnufnufnorblort means....

[Sirion]

something unimportant.

Half-life 2...

[kongurous]

you suck in French.

Telephones impersonate...

[singo]

gramophones


hahahahahaha......

[kongurous]

that wasn't funny.

Eeeek! It's a...

[Sirion]

squirel

Once again, Half-Life 2...

[kongurous]

is the second Half-Life game.

Look! It's...

[singo]

inferior to Halo 2

hey, ive just had a really good idea.....

[Sirion]

then forgot it.

The simpsons...

[kongurous]

lets all worship Kongurous and dance around her like she's a goddess!

Halo 2 is...

[singo]

are humorously yellow


family guy.....

[Sirion]

Is twice as funny as the simpsons

Phton cannons...

[kongurous]

is a mispelling of photon cannons.

Pie isn't a good substitute for...

[singo]

Alcohol, both should be consumed complimenting each other


lets all go.....

[Sirion]

kamikaze

Why does kamikaze sound cooler than suicide or bonzai?

[kongurous]

because its Japanese.

Violence isn't...

[Sirion]

bad...well, not really.

Bannanas...

[singo]

should be shot on sight.


as should...

[kongurous]

everyone who lives in the ocean.

Oil tastes like...

[Sirion]

crap.

AK-47s

[The_Maker]

shoot bullets.

Clocks do...

[Sirion]

good at telling time.

Chess master 2000

[The_Maker]

sounds like somethying that is really smart.

PS2 Stands for....

[Sirion]

PlayStation2

Xbox...

[The_Maker]

is another scummy product made by Microsoft to make Bill Gates rich.

Germany makes....

[Sirion]

a good enemy in Medal of Honor.

Pizzas...

[The_Maker]

are made by Ittlians, and taste good.

Pie is..

[singo]

Highly edible


as are...

[Sirion]

unhealthy, but who cares about that?

Cake is...

[singo]

also highly edible

AS ARE.......

[Sirion]

grapes

and...

[The_Maker]

metal is not editble

Just like...

[Frattimonde]

...the barrel of a gun.

They call me mr...

[Sirion]

Fratt, the man that got bitten by a beaver.

speaking of beavers...

[Frattimonde]

...there's one in your trousers right now.

Goths are not to be mistaken for...

[Sirion]

powerpuff girls.

Women superheros are...

[The_Maker]

Usually attractive to Male Superheros.

Nike is a...