Finish my sentence

[mcflurry_1982]

stupendous.

Fine ms. spell chequer ....

[kongurous]

it's spelled checker.

Why...

[iHawk]

kant peepole speell.

I just don't

[singo]

give a toss one way or the other


no, wait,.....

[uchafu]

I have a great idea

We should all...

[t3trino]

...play 'toss the h-bomb!'

------------

AAA! don't drop that...

[Frattimonde]

...that milk all over my fur, meow!

All this purring is getting me...

[Fred1000000]

Even more calmed. Rejoice that Fratt...

[Frattimonde]

...hath spared you from his insane babble!

Oh, it's the dark...

[Fred1000000]

Lord Voldemort! And he is attacking Hogwarts! Oh no, what will we do? I.....

[Frattimonde]

...declare this war to be ended through a game of Risk!

Thy tongue is inferior and thou art...

[iHawk]

an infidel.

Jumping jelly beans batman...

[Fred1000000]

..I think the the Joker is going to steal Miss. Bunnies......

[iHawk]

BUNNY!

We have to ...

[FeralKhan]

kill it!!! Kill it!!!

Good, it.....

[Frattimonde]

...has given up and laided down his life.

I am an 6000 IQ holographic computer...

[FeralKhan]

boasting the maturity of an adolescent male.

Unfotunately though.......

[Frattimonde]

....it's my doom I must confess.

Deadly, venomous and...

[FeralKhan]

tastes like chicken.

Yessiree, buy your.....

[Frattimonde]

...me golden ale from my goodie brewery!

It's clean as an elven arse and...

[FeralKhan]

twice as fragrant.

The secret lies in.....

[Frattimonde]

...Hugo Boss, be in control.

You got ax, or...

[FeralKhan]

perhaps a mace?

We should then.....

[Frattimonde]

...activate the nuclear holocaust missile.

Aooww! Catch the string, catch...

[FeralKhan]

it, dammit!!!

Should we fail to do so......

[Frattimonde]

...then let's just knocked out.

The angel of death is...

[iHawk]

a good friend of mine.

We met...

[FeralKhan]

at a sleazy bar.

It was.....

[t3trino]

...really quite sleazy.

--------------

i like to run around with a shotgun...

[Protoss_Honor]

and shoot yourself

some people like food others like...

[Frattimonde]

...like to suck your blood instead.

I want your...

[t3trino]

...demonic cat!!!

----------

demonic cats are cute, they...

[Frattimonde]

...first are all fuzzy and cuddle, but then when you are hypnotised by their charm they ruthlessy attack.

Allah is very...

[singo]

much the same as every other main religions god


this is....

[FeralKhan]

getting quite impertinent, as usual.

I wonder what.....

[Fred1000000]

George Bush is--Well, there goes Canada!

Canada was...

[singo]

French.


until.....

[iHawk]

we learned a real language!

now we are...

[singo]

British.

because we.....

[iHawk]

were originally a british colony.

but...

[singo]

that is wrong, you were french until we realized we hadnt had a fight with the french for at least half an hour.



on reflection.....

[iHawk]

Canada rocks france, meh not so much

but spain is...

[singo]

rather hot and dry


and I feel that you didnt.....

[FeralKhan]

pass your geography and/or history classes in high school (or elementary school for that matter).

Hence we can conclude that.......

[Frattimonde]

...Canada is really Canada.

Speaking of Canada, the...

[t3trino]

...the canadians live in canadian canada.

---------------

malaysia, however, is quite...

[Frattimonde]

...exotic and spicy.

Them bloody lepricons, they've stolen my...

[Fred1000000]

Coco puffs!

King Neptune the 4th, a little.....

[Frattimonde]

...sea gnome from the depths of the red sea.

Being dead, is like being on a vacation with a...

[FeralKhan]

low supply of liquorr.

Ohh god, I can't.....

[singo]

take it anymore! no liquor!! ARRGGGHHHH!!


oh, well....

[Fred1000000]

I guess there's always tacos...

I really like...

[singo]

beer

no really....

[uchafu]

Mexican beer is the best

You should try...

[kongurous]

to down 50 in 3 seconds!

That is the daily challenge for...

[singo]

singo, who will try it and end up comatose at some point


probably at.......

[FeralKhan]

someplace.....

Most likely.....

[singo]

at the next DS party


which is merely.....

[FeralKhan]

in a matter of seconds.

Time to.....

[singo]

GET WHAMMED!!!


nah, its a full.....

[FeralKhan]

of urine, though it still has an alcohol content.

Very well, bottoms.....

[singo]

up!


actually, that phrase kinda.....

[FeralKhan]

made no sense.

So be it, to the.....

[Frattimonde]

...pimp-mobile!

The front is horrid, cold, but yet...

[uchafu]

you can pick all the ladies...

Really the pimp mobile is...

[FeralKhan]

the thing.

However, I find....

[iHawk]

the flamingogobile is faster.

The flamingogobile used to belong to...

[Frattimonde]

...Lord Belial, but he got tired of it.

'Cos everytime he turned on the lighter, it...

[Fred1000000]

...Always jumped out of his hand, and into a puddle of...

[Frattimonde]

...mud.

Being the Godfather must really be...

[FeralKhan]

somethin'.

You can.....

[iHawk]

now launch the nuke sir!

Alright launch...

[FeralKhan]

nukes, sir.

I said,....

[iHawk]

LAUNCH THE #*&$ NUKES!

How do I...

[FeralKhan]

launch the nukes?

Well you just.....

[iHawk]

load them in the giant slingshot and...

[FeralKhan]

get some retard to come along for the ride (with the nuke that is).

After that, you simply.....

[iHawk]

sit back and enjoy the show.

OH-NO WE FORGOT TO...

[uchafu]

pack the beers!!

Quickly, call singo and...

[singo]

LETS GET WHAMMED!!


did I miss......

[FeralKhan]

anything.

Not that it....

[singo]

matters, welliedness can be arranged anyway


as can......

[iHawk]

bad T.V shows.

Or...

[Protoss_Honor]

dumb computer games

or...

[iHawk]

dumb people!

You see everything can be...

[Protoss_Honor]

put into a box and shipped to timbuktoo

or put

[UnHoly-Assassin]

into a can of spam

You know when you are obsessed with warboards when--

[uchafu]

you spam tirelessly with no reason at all.

It was many many a year ago, in a kingdom by the sea...

[FeralKhan]

I might have actually procured a life.

Instead......

[Frattimonde]

...I've made a genietically enhanced curry-man.

As for currys...

[Hawthorne]

it's disgusting & revolting :P

Is that a panther...

[singo]

in you're pocket or are you just pleased to see me?


oh bugger, its a.....

[Frattimonde]

...zerg larva!

They're always so...

[L2_1989]

...bad that my house is infested with these things.

I rather want to...

[FeralKhan]

kill the little bugger.

I will use......

[Fred1000000]

...Sue ImageShack for makin' my food chain BMP too small and blackin' it out!!!

Fratt is of...

[FeralKhan]

mongol ancestry (my guess?).

He will......

[Frattimonde]

...awaken the ancient ones and return to the chamber of ages.

Massacre is a band that is doing the...

mongol ancestry (my guess?). (OOC:"Swedish", if you mean where I'm from.)

[FeralKhan]

thing, though I forgot what thing that was.

Oh, wait, now I......

(OOC:"Swedish", if you mean where I'm from.)

You're from Sweden? I thought for some reason that you lived in Germany or something.

[Frattimonde]

...remember, it's the death metal thing.

The British announced today that...

You're from Sweden? I thought for some reason that you lived in Germany or something. (OOC: Yep, although I still know a little German. At least enough to able to get a large beer and lot's of bratwurst.)

[FeralKhan]

they will nuke Wahington and take back the colonies that were rightfully theirs.

To accomplish this..........

[Frattimonde]

...we must revive Montgomery!

Only through the power of...

[FeralKhan]

the Occult arts pioneered by Patton and Rommel can we hope to do so.

Hmmmm....now where did I drop.....

[Frattimonde]

...my copy of Wolfenstein?

Marathon is a very cool game for Mac, 'Cos...

[Fred1000000]

Ze pacifier? Ze mummies brain is perfectly prezerved!

E=...

[FeralKhan]

the metric function of .....err some sort of differential geometry or something.

Anyhow....

[Frattimonde]

...we must use Fratt's recipe for "Baatorian Brain Ale".

Baatorian Brain Ale is very...

[FeralKhan]

heady liquor.

It can......

[Frattimonde]

...render any non-demons unconsious, even if it's just a little sip.

So be careful when...

[FeralKhan]

you even sniff it.

Boy, I just......

[Frattimonde]

...had the most marvelous idea.

It's a...

[FeralKhan]

n @55 scratcher.

Only this one.....

[Frattimonde]

...can give me my personal Polymorph.

Say, aren't you that...

[FeralKhan]

chap who invented the seatbelt.

Hey, why don't we drag into the middle of the street and......

[iHawk]

skip rope with our brainstems!

Or we could...

[singo]

just do something else


like....

[kongurous]

drink Guiness!

Let's go burn down...(Paris:P)

[singo]

and anywhere on that side of the channel!!


But not hamburg, because.....

[kongurous]

Hamburg is in Germany, and the Germans kick ass.

This is why...

[singo]

we should not burn hamburg, and specifically not the hansen studio or the houses of Mr zimmerman, hansen, richter and schlachter


this is because

[kongurous]

Wrong thread.

This is because...

[singo]

im trying to spam too fat


WHAT! spam to fast? no such.....

[kongurous]

thing!!!

You scruffy...

[singo]

little bugger, smarten up


straighten out that white suit, put on your pith helmet, polish your....

[kongurous]

boots, grab a sarissa, get a hoplon, and form a phalanx!

The Roman Legion contained...

[singo]

lots of people with pointy sticks


this is the basis of all.....

[Killphill]

... things which are mushy.

Hence forth I shall...

[uchafu]

declare myself the king of the hill.

Oh no, I think I just...

[singo]

DRINK!!!


like.....

[FeralKhan]

an Irish man.

St. Patrick's day was so.....

[Hawthorne]

bloody-hellish like.

Are you made up of leprechauns...

[uchafu]

cause you are so green and you seem to have a lot of gold...

Oh no wait...you're a green-dressed pimp...

[t3trino]

...that pimped my girlfriend!

----------------------

pimps are quite the...

[Frattimonde]

...pimps.

But then again, a pimp without his...

[t3trino]

...pimp is not pimply pimped!!

------------

pimples and pimps are related through...

[Frattimonde]

...pink clothes.

A pimp without pink clothes is like a...

[t3trino]

green pimp.

----------

blue pimps, however, are much...

[Frattimonde]

...addaptable.

A purple rain with pink pimps is like...

[t3trino]

...raining pimps.

-------------

the ultimate pimp, saruman, is multicolored and that makes him the...

[Hawthorne]

Pimpsterring pimperish pink-pimper master...

Is there an echo in here...

[singo]

..here....here....here



it would seem......

[uchafu]

as if my pimp abilities are disappearing

Let's see, the first thing I must do

[FeralKhan]

is to practice.

Ahhh, there's some.........

[singo]

beer over there


I will.....

[Frattimonde]

...Frattinate you and turn you into a metal goth!

Frej'Nok is...

[singo]

a word I do not understand


hence my....

[FeralKhan]

lexicon is on par with my cretinized intellect.

With it I can.........

[Frattimonde]

...conquer the wörld!

Wörld? Sounds like...

[FeralKhan]

Swedish to me.

What's........

[Frattimonde]

...that on yer shoulder?

Battle-Mann is da...

[FeralKhan]

real thing nowaday's.

He can.....

[Frattimonde]

...clean a battlefield with his magickal swap in less than hour!

Hey darkness! What's...

[FeralKhan]

the deal wtih.

One day you're walking down the street, next.........

[Frattimonde]

...Fenguin is humping your leg.

Unlike Fratt that will extend his claws, leap towards you and...

[FeralKhan]

eat any annoying little nuisance Fenguin that comes anywhere near him.

He also......

[Frattimonde]

...strokes himself at your leg and is meowing 'til you give 'im a cookie.

Unlike AJ that...

[FeralKhan]

says "Bahh, Humbug", only too........

[Frattimonde]

...Fenguinish for me!

Very well, says...

[FeralKhan]

Fenguin.

Fenguin immediately........

[Frattimonde]

...goes home and there he plans evil deeds with the great Radlin, emperor of pineapples.

Meanwhile, Fratt's...

[FeralKhan]

getting his his cybernetic prosthetics tweeked by the great genius, Dr. FeralKhan, to augment his....Fratt..inizing...yes, Frattinizing capabilities.

This will allow him too.........

[uchafu]

maximize his spamming techniques

To the point of...

[FeralKhan]

near goddom, aka FeralKhan/kongurous level.

With this he can.........

[uchafu]

quickly organize a coup d'etat

So he can occupy the throne of...

[FeralKhan]

kongurous.

Little does he know..........

[singo]

that whenever something is planned in a thread others can read odd are somone will read it and alert the recipient of the plan


on the other hand, its not like.....

[FeralKhan]

kongurous has any brains :D .

After all.........

[Frattimonde]

...Fratt has more posts than anyone on WB.

At least that's what...

[FeralKhan]

it says on the side of the screen-a-ma-jig.

Geee, what's......

[Frattimonde]

...that smell, oh it's just the troops.

Smell? Don't ya mean...

[uchafu]

stinky smell?

Oh, I love the smell of roasted Zergs...

[FeralKhan]

in the mornin'.

Much like..........

[iHawk]

Gui Montag.

Pyromaniacs are...

[FeralKhan]

like kleptomaniacs.

You just can't get enough.........

[iHawk]

of those good people. :D

They make such good...

[FeralKhan]

cannon fodder.

Mainly because........

[iHawk]

they like cannons and gunpowder.

Spamming is...

[FeralKhan]

like artillerly fire.

You just can't........

[t3trino]

...spam at close range.

being humped by fenguin is like...

[Frattimonde]

...listening to pop without hear procetion.

Hardrock however, you should listen to at with the biggest...

[t3trino]

...ever earplugs.

when you get infested, its like...

[Frattimonde]

...being Frattinated, as he will come jumping towards you with his magickal stereo and convert you into a metal freak.

Unless you use the...

[t3trino]

...ultra pepper spray! scientifically proven to ward off infested terrans, it only costs 999 minerals!!!

lol is like...

[Frattimonde]

...laughing it out loud with bubblegum in your mouth.

Baatorian misteltoe usually tends to...

[singo]

bite your legs of for no apparent reason


just like....

[FeralKhan]

Fenguin.

Who happens to be.........

[Frattimonde]

...a Penguin in disquise.

"You have been found unworthty of exsistance, prepare to be....

[FeralKhan]

obliterated.

Ummm, wait a second, I need to find........

[Frattimonde]

...socks.

Your...

[FeralKhan]

posts are getting most succint.

You need to step up the........

[Frattimonde]

...ladder and advance to become a battlemaster.

Unlike the dark one whom shall forever...

[FeralKhan]

be confined to the deepest recesses of the subterranean realms of hades.

You know, I remember I was there once and..........

[Frattimonde]

...the devil turned out be Ozzy!

He offered me an apple and...

[kongurous]

then turned it into an orange.

This isn't...

[Frattimonde]

...a joint.

Now where's that...

[kongurous]

damn landspeeder?

Quit monkeying...

[Frattimonde]

...around, you big goit.

You're a Smeee...

[Protoss_Honor]

gat

a smeegat is a...

[Frattimonde]

...smeghead GELF.

Using neutron guns is very...

[Protoss_Honor]

neither positive or negetive it just is

up is to thataway as 536 yards is too...

[kongurous]

a lot of feet(the measuring kind).

Measuring tape...

[iHawk]

+large slingshot=slingshot with ammo that comes back

[FeralKhan]

Geez. That cretin didn't give me a sentence to continue from.

Anyway..........

[kongurous]

let's take over the world.

Which would make us...

[singo]

british


because....

[Frattimonde]

...it's a british thing to take over the world, and drink tea in the middle of a battle.

Unlike the French who...

[t3trino]

...hire women to be generals.

my 'r' button is spoiled, it never...

[singo]

got past the big axe I hit it with


big axes.....

[Fred1000000]

...And I mean BIG axes! These things are the size of...

[singo]

office blocks


also that big are......

[Frattimonde]

...demons from the depths.

A sea dragon always does...

[FeralKhan]

what it is told.

A krakken though......

[Fred1000000]

...Only works for pirates whom try to overrun Atlantis in the game AoM. I find that...

[mcflurry_1982]

game to be addicting.

but not as addicting as...

[FeralKhan]

real life.

Actually....

[singo]

real life is a bit crap


thus I....

[uchafu]

prefer being an antisocial geek

There is just one thing greater than...

[Frattimonde]

....a geek, which is a greek.

The greeks have always been...

[Spartan-II]

.... beaten by the spartans.

Oddly enough, I am ...

[t3trino]

...a human being. how sad. :(

mental breakdowns are caused by happiness + sadness +....

[Frattimonde]

...hatred is my thing.

Being a dark jedi is like being...

[t3trino]

...dark.

wearing all white outfits is not very...

[Frattimonde]

...tactful.

White man speaks with...

[t3trino]

...black intentions.

black man speaks...

[singo]

in a voice.

as does.....

[iHawk]

the man behind the curtain.

The man behind the curtain is...

[Frattimonde]

...the White Rabbit.

The cat in the hat is very...

[uchafu]

poor, since he can only afford a hat to live in.

The Cat Empire is...

[Frattimonde]

...Frattimonde's domain of darkness!

Baator is very nice to stay during winter, although during summer...

[FeralKhan]

it gets sorta' damp.

This may be because......

[Frattimonde]

...it's really hell.

Mount Celestia however is much more...

[Fred1000000]

...Hellish. It even has it's own...

[Frattimonde]

...fountain.

The Negative materia plane is a very cold and...

[singo]

inverted

as is....

[FeralKhan]

this forum.

Ya' know..........

[iHawk]

that this is my favourite spamwar thread.

Pyromainia is...

[Protoss_Honor]

not good too eat

tachyon a leaves vulcan toward earth at 19:23 going 9.999999 times the speed of light tachyon q leaves earth heading towards vulcan at 21:54 going 9.999872625576 times the speed of light when will they hit and cause a catclismic mega-destructional space-time bending multiverse destroying pop

[Frattimonde]

...and thus creating Fratt, the edge of obliration.

I am the Judgementor! Prepare for...

[t3trino]

...the judgementor's toilet break!

toilet beaks are...

[Fred1000000]

--Wait a sec, what on earth is a toilet beak? Did the toile--AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!

Norway seems a bit...

[singo]

cold


like....

[Fred1000000]

The lochness monster and North Dakota....Which are in fact....

[FeralKhan]

people from Minnesota in disguise.

They tend to be....

[Frattimonde]

...fishy and spooky.

We're blood bound! We aim for the sun, the luminos moon will...

[FeralKhan]

have a big happy smile on it.

Then there will be happy unicorns and puppy dogs with big eyes and.......

[Fred1000000]

...Nova from Starcraft Ghost, and....

[FeralKhan]

then....aww, I got lost here.

Anyway......

[Fred1000000]

...Nova went over to a unicorn and...

[Frattimonde]

...for a Hero's Return, our hearts still yearn.

The wizard lizard is pizzard 'cos of the...

[FeralKhan]

gizzard in the shizzard.

This is because......