Another BFer

[xer0_k00l]

Yup....It's me.....And this time I'm not gonna post in red.

[Dark_Warhawk]

and my eyes thank you

[Fenguin]

Hi! "hi I'm new" threads aren't getting as much attention as they were in the beginning, but it's still a fun thing to do! :D

[Demon_Child]

Hi, welcome the org empire. I am your "Forum Whore" for the evening. (and by the way my post count is at the moment be quite possibly the rest of the year, too)

Wait, that didn't sound right. :/ *runs off*

[SoulreaverELITE]

Hi, welcome the org empire. I am your "Forum Whore" for the evening. (and by the way my post count is at the moment be quite possibly the rest of the year, too)

Wait, that didn't sound right. :/ *runs off*
forum whore eh? how much will $3 get me? ;D

[Luther-Stark]

and by the way my post count is at the moment be quite possibly the rest of the year, too

Clarify? Gratias.

[dunchy]

forum whore eh? how much will $3 get me? ;D

Grammitical lessons ;)

Welcome to the org forum person from the Movie Hackers, I hope you like it :)

[Fenguin]

Ooo! I want grammatical lessons! Pick me pick me! :D *waves $5 bill*

[Luther-Stark]

Ooo! isn't a sentence. Or is it? Who cares.. now wheres my 5$. Or am I missing the whole point ? Any case,

!~Cheers.

[Fenguin]

Awww... I said "lessons", not "lesson". So hah. :D

[pixels]

Ooo! isn't a sentence. Or is it? Who cares.. now wheres my 5$. Or am I missing the whole point ? Any case,

!~Cheers.
Thats why he needs the lessons.

[Demon_Child]

Fenguin learns quick. :D

OMG I am already at my 100th post. -_-

[Fenguin]

Omg you are crazy.

*must post more to catch up ;)*

[Dark_Warhawk]

ya look at you miss 100 post per day. reminds me of tank ;)

[Luther-Stark]

omg wow way cool super cool teach me your ways oh awsome spammer Child.

I suggest not posting anything for a little while.

A) 100 looks pretty.
B) Gives us a chance to catch up.

Hi DC.

!~Cheers.

[Mordecai2k]

how's it going xero have fun posting i guess

Jesus Fenguin has been posting a lot >_<

[Demon_Child]

I haven't spammed, much. :D

[Fenguin]

Have I now. :D I like posting. It's cool. :D

Hehe, and I like talking too. It's also cool ;)

[Demon_Child]

Dunchy is at a close 3rd at 47. (or 48)

[Fenguin]

Wow, I'm second already? :D That's crazy-talk!

Guess who will remain first for ever and ever though. ;)

[Demon_Child]

Me, of course. :D

[Fenguin]

Hehe, that was a rhetorical question. Woe is he who doesn't obey the laws of rhetoric! :D

[Demon_Child]

Or SHE for that matter. :p

[Fenguin]

Gah, you know what I mean. :D

We should make a word that means both she and he. How about phe?

[dunchy]

I am starting to consider changing DC's location to somewhere seductive ;)

Once again Xer0, welcome. Once we get the avatars back up, I hope to see a Zero from Mega Man up, he was awesome with the Z sabre.

[Demon_Child]

heh changing the rules already? ;)

[Mordecai2k]

Gah, you know what I mean. :D

We should make a word that means both she and he. How about phe?

my god 72 posts. you're a lunatic
get a life :p

[Fenguin]

Woe is phe who changes other people's profiles!

Hehe, I just had to use that word. ;)

[SoulreaverELITE]

my god 72 posts. you're a lunatic
get a life :p
life + fenguin = null set

[pixels]

We'll have to make phe have weird rules when making it possesive or plural.

phe plural = phez

phe possesive = phe'so

or something

[Fenguin]

Oh yeah good point!!! :D

We can also add random q's to the end to symbolize feeling.

i.e.

pheq = haha i like q's
pheQQQQ = OMG I'm SO HAPPY

[Demon_Child]

Fenguin + DC = fun loving; prank playing children. *smirks*

[Fenguin]

life + fenguin = null set

You mean life INTERSECTION fenguin right? If life + fenguin = null set, then that means both are null set [or fenguin is somehow an anti-set; we won't get into that] ;)

[pixels]

plural possesive

phez'sosqqqqqq told me too!!!

blah the forums 1st word

meh! what the hell -_-

[UndeadBastard]

Hello my asian friend. Welcome home!

[Fenguin]

Oo! Another asian! :D I like asians.

[xer0_k00l]

Jeez, I go play FFXI for only 6 hours and already DC has gotten to 220 posts (used to be 96). And this thread has a mighty fine amount of replies.

[Fenguin]

I hope you were not disappointed in our efforts, xer0_k00l king. ;)

[Demon_Child]

Yeah, I am truly the "Forum Whore" Even dunchy took pleasure in changing my location. :)

[xer0_k00l]

And in the time it took me to look at a thread in SCG debrief, Fenguin replied :O

Edit: and in the time it took me to type out the above, DC replied :O


:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: =teh pwn

[SoulreaverELITE]

You mean life INTERSECTION fenguin right? If life + fenguin = null set, then that means both are null set [or fenguin is somehow an anti-set; we won't get into that] ;)
fenguin is more of an anti set or lets say the equation works on the quantum level

[Demon_Child]

Have you made yourself any more confused now, soulreaver? :)

[Fenguin]

I'm confuzzzled now. When I'm confuzzzled, I tend to throw things at people. Too bad I'm in a straitjacket and locked up in a padded room ;)

[SoldierPrime]

Then how must you type? O... the old mind waves to computer typing deal.

[Demon_Child]

You must feel at home there. :D

[Fenguin]

There's also a homosexual robot in the room who reads my mind. ;)

edit: homosexual as in robot-robot love. Don't go there kids ;)
edit 2: of course i feel at home there DC. Home sweet straitjacket. ;)

[SoldierPrime]

Well he could help you out of the straitjacket but not in a good way... :o

just saw the edit, but i'll still leave my post as that

[Demon_Child]

I don't think it is all that difficult in reading your mind, feng. :p

[OboeGuru]

I think soulreaver's the epitome of confusation.

Ha, new word. Confusation.

[Fenguin]

Oh yeah, I forgot; it's a humongous conspiracy ;)
And the fact that I have a LCD panel attached to my head doesn't help very much :D

[Demon_Child]

Cornfuzled sounds better, but that is just me. ;)

[Fenguin]

I'll cornfuzle you! *shoots a Welch's Fruit Snack at DC* Aww... I forgot I'm in a straitjacket and 1) I have no gun and 2) I have no arms :(

[Yahhred]

There's also a homosexual robot in the room who reads my mind. ;)


wow that's Star Trek run ammuck......

next week on star trek, Captain Kirk finds love, by replicating a robot lover :p *shudder*

[Fenguin]

Why can't humans love robots? Stop being so prejud- Oh wait, I know why. ;)

[OboeGuru]

And in the next week, special guest star C3PO gets it on with the same robot, and Captain Kirk engages in a duel to the death.

[Fenguin]

C3PO will so win. Especially since he's a ninja in disguise.

[xer0_k00l]

Not, he's a samurai

[Yahhred]

and Chewbacca will make a guest appearence where he will confess his love for Spock

[Fenguin]

Not, he's a samurai

Ninjas so own samurais. Actually, maybe not. It'll be a tough match :D

[SoldierPrime]

and then...oooo fsck i dropped my spoon with pudding on oit!

[Yahhred]

and then...oooo fsck i dropped my spoon with pudding on oit!


ooooh what kind of pudding? :)

[Mordecai2k]

i hope chocolate

[Demon_Child]

Of the non-odorous kind. :(

[Mordecai2k]

Of the non-odorous kind. :(

HAHAHA U MEEN POO

[Graeme]

I've always liked butterscotch pudding. I don't know why . . . but I do.

[xer0_k00l]

Happenis

[SoldierPrime]

It was a snackpack 2 mix chocolate thing.

[Yahhred]

It was a snackpack 2 mix chocolate thing.

you sure don't skimp out on your pudding snacks do you Soldier? :D

[Mordecai2k]

OMG SOLDIERPRIME HI

[Graeme]

Honestly, working at a grocery store, those pudding snacks haunt me now. Everyone buys them! And I've bagged so many of them . . .

[Mordecai2k]

Honestly, working at a grocery store, those pudding snacks haunt me now. Everyone buys them! And I've bagged so many of them . . .

it's all about snack packs yo whattup

[SoldierPrime]

No i don't that's why i am a big fat computer guy!

OMG HI2U MORDECAI2k PICS PLZ
(only if female, which i am still confused what you are after all this time)

O_o lol

[LuckyBastard]

Mmmm pudding snax. yummy :)

[SoldierPrime]

I work at a grocery store also but i don't bag that many puddings, just lots of...it depends on the person...

[Yahhred]

I don't work, but I like pudding :)

[LuckyBastard]

Hey you! Bag My Groceries! </maddox> ^^

[Mordecai2k]

I don't work, but I like pudding :)

good. working is overrated

[OboeGuru]

I have a sudden urge to go to my fridge and get some pudding...

[SoldierPrime]

LoL I have an idea! no idea smileys hmmmm well i'll brb

[SoldierPrime]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/soldierprime/DSC00718.JPG
1 pudding last nite + 1 pudding tonite = happy soldierprime both nights
1 pudding left = send moar puddings plz ^^
lol no

sorry it was a second i had to own some homework.

[Mordecai2k]

wow you really suck at opening snack packs. the art of opening snack packs is an art you're bad at sir :p lol

[SoldierPrime]

LoL
It's not whats on the outside, but the inside. =P

[Yahhred]

wow sweet!!

that pudding got owned :p

[Mordecai2k]

that pudding got owned :p


lol+2,000

[henrywonderchimp]

rofl!! owned puddings..wheres bill cosby when someone actually needs him?

[Yahhred]

http://www.amarillonet.com/images/headlines/082503/3ccrosby.jpg

Here he is :D

[henrywonderchimp]

O.O rofl!! he actually came!! let us all dance with glee :D

[Demon_Child]

Bill Cosby is one of my favorite comedians. :)

[OboeGuru]

I'm [jello-]jiggling all over with delight. Heh. It's waaaaaay too late at night for me to be making jokes.

[Yahhred]

I'm [jello-]jiggling all over with delight. Heh. It's waaaaaay too late at night for me to be making jokes.


:eek:


you have no idea, but that painted a horrible mental picture

[dunchy]

Bill looks horribly sad :(

[Yahhred]

he is distraught because he visualized OboeGuru's jiggling as well lol


well I am off to bed, g'night all.

[OboeGuru]

:eek:


you have no idea, but that painted a horrible mental picture
...
he is distraught because he visualized OboeGuru's jiggling as well lol
The funny part is, I don't think there's a single part of me that can truly jiggle. :D

[henrywonderchimp]

lol... thanks for yet another mental image...

[Yahhred]

The funny part is, I don't think there's a single part of me that can truly jiggle. :D


well I think I found it <_< >_>

*runs out of room to throw up*

[Mordecai2k]

well I think I found it <_< >_>

*runs out of room to throw up*

Omg ew :devil:

[Sonic_BR]

In the Angel Arena Map, what i digit for win $10.000

[Mordecai2k]

In the Angel Arena Map, what i digit for win $10.000

I don't understand what this means

[OboeGuru]

well I think I found it <_< >_>

*runs out of room to throw up*
*blink* *blink* Do share. You've lost me extraordinarily.

[Fenguin]

Eek. I don't want to know O_O

[Yahhred]

*blink* *blink* Do share. You've lost me extraordinarily.

c'mon Guru use your imagination......... :eek: oh man I gotta go again *runs out of room*




*VOMIT!!!!*

[OboeGuru]

Perhaps it would be wiser to let the whole thing die... I have no desire to vomit as such.

[Yahhred]

Perhaps it would be wiser to let the whole thing die... I have no desire to vomit as such.

I agree, it shall die in the worst way possible *pulls out pistol*

[OboeGuru]

Pistol? No... *digs around in large chest of weapons and pulls out a flamethrower* A long strung-out death is more prefereable. :D

[Yahhred]

Pistol? No... *digs around in large chest of weapons and pulls out a flamethrower* A long strung-out death is more prefereable. :D

oh I wasn't gonna shoot it i was going to pistol whip it for several consecutive hours ^^

[OboeGuru]

oh I wasn't gonna shoot it i was going to pistol whip it for several consecutive hours ^^
That's what billy clubs and actual whips are for. :D

[Fenguin]

How about Chinese water torture? ;)

[OboeGuru]

If I can add some low-level electric shock, okay.

[Fenguin]

Hehe AC or DC ;)

[OboeGuru]

DC, it's less powerful.

[Fenguin]

But also less painful ;)

[OboeGuru]

That's the point. Less painful = less damaging. The torture lasts longer. :D

[Fenguin]

But you'd need to stop the electric shocks when the water reaches the skull, or else you risk brain-fry = quick death :(

[Yahhred]

That's the point. Less painful = less damaging. The torture lasts longer. :D

meh I don't mind as long as I get to kick it a few times.

[OboeGuru]

With steel-toe boots?

[Yahhred]

With steel-toe boots?

of course is there any other kind ;)

[Fenguin]

There's the carbon-fiber-toe boots, the titanium-toe boots, the sharp-toe boots, etc ;D

[Yahhred]

There's the carbon-fiber-toe boots, the titanium-toe boots, the sharp-toe boots, etc ;D

*stabs via internet*

don't you talk back to me :p

[Fenguin]

Ow! My face! My eyes! My nostrils!

[Crimson_Terror]

I'm from BF. Cool sexy forum btw. And I'm also new in this forum. So, take it easy on the n00b. Thanks.

[OboeGuru]

Ow! My face! My eyes! My nostrils!
I would pull out your heart, but you don't have one. ;) So i'll just have to unravel your intestines and use them as a restraining rope.

[Yahhred]

I would pull out your heart, but you don't have one. ;) So i'll just have to unravel your intestines and use them as a restraining rope.


wow that was harsh O_O are you two married or something? :p

[OboeGuru]

o.O I'm going to have to pull your heart out for that one. *plunges hand through red's chest and pulls out his heart* Ew, on second thought, keep it. :D

[Kahuzal]

Normaly people complain about nostrils durring nasal sex...

[Yahhred]

o.O I'm going to have to pull your heart out for that one. *plunges hand through red's chest and pulls out his heart* Ew, on second thought, keep it. :D

*takes back heart*

aha 30 second rule :p

[dunchy]

There's the carbon-fiber-toe boots...

Why would you waste such a precious commodity on a boot? :(

[OboeGuru]

Feng likes kicking stuff around, specifically the gonads of unbelievers! ;)

[Fenguin]

That's why Oboe has no gonads anymore! :D jk

[OboeGuru]

That's why Oboe has no gonads anymore! :D jk
Heh, it's not like they're going to get used anyways. You wasted a perfectly good kick. :p

[Kahuzal]

Woah.... i just realised somthing...

I am the owl... in the word... "now" . =/

[OboeGuru]

Woah.... i just realised somthing...

I am the owl... in the word... "now" . =/
I think I speak for quite a few people when I say: Huh?

[Yahhred]

Woah.... i just realised somthing...

I am the owl... in the word... "now" . =/



umm yes .......

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg

[Fenguin]

Haha awesome picture Yahhred.
And I don't know what the heck Kahuzal is talking about. ;)

[pixels]

umm yes .......

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpgLMFAO OMG LOL!!!

im going to use that pic so often now.. with friends online :banana: :banana: :banana: :worship:

[Kahuzal]

You all damn well know what i'm talking about ;).

[henrywonderchimp]

no, we really don't.

and i couldn't have thought of a better use for that picture yahhred. :cheers:

[OboeGuru]

I wanna eat...erm... own that bunny as a pet. It's so cute and cuddly and fluffy and plump and... :D

[Fenguin]

Just don't beat it. ;)

[OboeGuru]

Don't make me lay the smack down on you.

[Fenguin]

Waah oboe's going to beat me!!! Ok I'll stop ;)

[SoldierPrime]

Bunny picture is one of the 3 greatest picutres on the intarweb :D

[Fenguin]

Hehe, what are the other 2? :D

[Yahhred]

well last time I checked one of them was me swinging from a light pole in a diaper.....wait scratch that

*runs away flailing limbs*

[Fenguin]

well last time I checked one of them was me swinging from a light pole in a diaper.....wait scratch that

*runs away flailing limbs*

Enlighten us! :D How long ago was that :P

[Yahhred]

Enlighten us! :D How long ago was that :P


you know, I can't recall <_< >_>

[Fenguin]

Drank too much beer? ;)

[Yahhred]

no I think I just fell on my head coming down from the pole

*twitch twitch*

[Fenguin]

Awww... poor you :( Don't worry, some of Fenguin's Fmagical Fcordial will help! ;) [btw it's FFF! Omg!]

[Mtank]

hmm...The spam here is worse than in BF.

I love this place! ;)