You know ___ when ___

[Nahotnoj]

OK, basically what you do is you say "You know..." then, you insert a phrase, such as "You know your either col or spammy..." and then say "...When..." such as "when you make a thread like this." So I'll start.

You know your ether cool or spammy when you make a thread like this.

[JenJen]

you know you're a nerd when you do unrequired homework. :)

[Whiteknight]

You know you love badminton if you buy shoes specifically for it.

[Garrec]

You know you're at a loss of words when you can't think of anything to say.

[Forerunner]

You know you're an engineer when you have no life -- and you can PROVE it mathematically!

[Battlecruiser]

You know you love anime when your addicted to Pocky.

Note: Any posts in this thread by me, are jokes. Take it lightly. So no offence to Anime fans or anyone

[Darkslayer633]

You know you are crazy when men in white coats come to your house.

[hammocksleeper]

You know you're lazy when you stay up playing basketball until 2am, then you set your alarm clock and wake up at 7am for your 8:00 class, but decide to skip it and set your alarm clock and wake up at 10am for your 11:00 class, but decide to skip it and set your alarm clock and wake up at 1pm for your 2pm class, and grudgingly get out of bed.

[Vhaeraun]

You know you are insane when you start to talk to your shoulder...


You: Hello shoulder
Shoulder: Hello [Insert your name here]
You: How are you?
Shoulder: Fine. How about you?
You: Fine, thank yuo for asking. This has been a pleasant talk, but I have to go. Talk to you later
Shoulder: Aliright. Goodbye.
You: See ya.

[Magmaniac]

you know your a redneck if you got a gunrack on your gunrack

[Vhaeraun]

you know you are lazy when you don't want to think about something

[Cross_Fire]

You know you are a Jehovah's Witness when you have 30 sets of suits.

[Magmaniac]

you know your a redneck when you got a gunrack on your gunrack

[Calibur]

You know your a spamer when you repeat posts over and over again.

[Markpyro]

You know you are BMB when you spam every other post.

[Nahotnoj]

You know you are pathetic when you can't think of anything to say in your own thread.

[Fenguin]

You know you are androgynous when you find out you can mate with yourself.

[Nahotnoj]

You know your freaked out when you tell someone to go f*ck themselves and they just shrug then disappear into the bathroom.

[Xx_bender_xX]

you know your a redneck when you have a mechanical talking fish in every room of your house.

You know you are BMB when you spam every other post. NOOOOOOOOO. I was going to say that >.<

[OboeGuru]

You know you're Fenguin when you use big words to try and sound cool.

:Þ

[hammocksleeper]

You know you're Fenguin when you use big words to try and sound cool.

:Þ
You know your a .... . .... g ...... .. .hm . ..... ... ... ...er. ...... . when you use the weird ASCII characters instead of making a normal smiley.

[Forerunner]

You know you have X-Ray vision when you can read this post :-D

[Xx_bender_xX]

j00 |<n0\/\/ ur 1337 \/\/|-|3n j00 /\/\4|<3 4 p0s7 1!|<3 7|-|!s

[Battlecruiser]

You know your slow if you can do this for hours while having fun:
Look 10 dots to the right .......... Look 10 dots to the left

[Raging-Fury]

you know ur the one who broke wind when there is crap in ur pants

[Nahotnoj]

You know you have wierd friends when they talk about who should star in a non-existant movie titled Parade of the Bumbling Necrophiliacs.

[Markpyro]

You know you have X-Ray vision when you can read this post :-D


You know that you are slow when you cant find ^ this post anywhere in this thread

[Forerunner]

You know you need sleep when you've been up for the last ten hours coding and why wont this damn red balck tree work!?! Damn you C++!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cross_Fire]

You know your computer illiterate when you do this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/angryspam.html

[Moser]

You know your a spammer when you have over 1000 posts in the "Whats the first thing you think about the person above you" thread.

[Night_Hunter]

You know your a gaming freak when you'd rather play starcraft then have sex with your girlfriend

[Xx_bender_xX]

You know your bluemicrobyte when blizzard games are more important that food

[Calibur]

You know your Xx_bender_xX when your ass is made of metal.

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You know you're Calibur-Apoc when you are constantly losing organs to hordes of hell bovine for insulting them and threatening to eat them. (How rude!)

[Nahotnoj]

You know that thereisnocowlevel when you suddenly get a victory message.

[Calibur]

You know your a jackass when you have a sign on your back that says "Jackass".

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You know that you owe me $6 when cows begin following you on the street, mooing demandingly.

[Nahotnoj]

you know that your name is Bob when your name is Bob.

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You know when the person posting above you is a genius when they use Bob twice in a sentance.

[Ragnarox]

You know when you should go to bed when you are exausted.

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You know how to spell exhausted when you are Ragnarox. Not!

[Ragnarox]

You know that you are about to become a burger when you are Thereisnocowlevel.

[Thereisnocowlevel]

You know you are Ragnarox when your house becomes a desolate wasteland of splintered ruin from the relentless stampedes of crazed bovines that will soon grind your bones to dust. Eat Mor Chiken.

[Nahotnoj]

You know that you're pathetic when you revive a thread in the game room.

[uchafu]

You know you are insane when little crazy trolls start climbing your back and start whispering "Spam Warboards"....Oh hi little troll...

[Zeltaris]

SYou know a thread's time is past when some dork comes over and revives it :P
*hint* *hint*

You know when the person posting above you is a genius when they use Bob twice in a sentance. You know how to spell exhausted when you are Ragnarox. Not! Just thought you should know ;)

[The_Maker]

You know you're a starwars geek when you know your boss is about to fire you and you say "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can poisslby imagine"

[Zeltaris]

You know you have no purpose in life when your avatar says "minion" :P
jk, The_Maker.... we wuv joo...

[Nahotnoj]

you know you're awesome when you get a score in the 5th percentile on the loser test,meaning only 5% of the takers of that test are cooler then you.

[Zeltaris]

You know you're even more awesome when you don't need a test to know how cool you are ;)

[Nahotnoj]

You know you are the walrus when john is paul.

[Zeltaris]

You know you're screwed when the first words you read after avoiding dumpage are "There is no Spleen"

[kongurous]

You know Zeltaris is annoying when he blames everything on the SLA, which does not exist.

[Sikawtic]

You know Kongurous is an attention whore when she constantly brings up the SLA, and how Zelt constantly pics on her about it.

[KillJoY]

You know your not gay when you yell in the middle of a crowded room "I'm not gay!"

You know your someone on the WarBoards when you say:

You know you have a giant Sloth in your room when thereisnocowlevel says "eat a f*****g sloth!"
[please never say that.]

You know your a dumbass when you make random people say stuff bad about themselves in made up quotes. Right Ender?

Yes, I'm stupid

Thank you Ender that will be all.

[singo]

you know you are whammed when you need to hang on to the pavement whilst on hands and knees to avoid falling into the road

[KillJoY]

You know your a geek when you laugh and milk comes out your nose.

You know your smarter than 59% of the U.S. when you know how to spell Ostentatiously.

You know your making people stupid when you say their stupid.

You know your good at drawing when your not Napoleon.

You know all of that when you read this thread.

[Nahotnoj]

You know that you're Kilroy when you've killed roy.

[Markpyro]

You know Zelt will scream in horror when I tell him that I've been drinking Apple Soda

[kongurous]

You know you're SiKawtic when you make an provoked comments concerning one's desire for attention. w00t for the SLA.

[Nahotnoj]

You know that you're you when you are using you're as opposed to you are you're are you.

[Zeltaris]

You know you're stoned when you can't understand the previous sentence
You know you're awesome when you can type decently whilst being stoned
You know you're a liar when you're the author of the previous sentence
You know you're being avoided by Nahotnoj when he doesn't get on MSN despite that the stupid thing's working already
You know you did something wrong when you post 5 sentences in a row in this thread

[Markpyro]

Hee hee ZElstaris! JohtheF0FrOxboX! YOuzleSCAENWRATHJM! ICANASTORESTAND SENTNCELASMANS!

[t3trino]

u know ur a caninophobic when u c a dog, run away, mix some poisons n kill it.or u just go 2 d graveyard n stab urself 4 being on a planet with dogs

but den again all dogs go 2 heaven.NOOOOOO!:cuss:

[singo]

you know you are crazy when you expend more effort typing like that than actually typing properly

[Nahotnoj]

You know you're psychotic when you make a post like MP previously did...

[Zeltaris]

You know you're the 1337 when you revive the PS Battle threads

[Nahotnoj]

You know that your troubles seemed so far away when you believe in yesterday...

[t3trino]

u know ur an Indian when u have a nick like nahotnoj

[gediminas]

You know you're finished when you get your AIDS test results.

[singo]

You know a song is good when you hear a REAL guitar solo

[t3trino]

u know ur a freak when u use an exploding:blowup: mouse avatar

[singo]

you know you are a fan of unbelievably good music when you use a gamma ray sig

[t3trino]

you know you are NOT a fan of unbelievably good music when you use a gamma ray sig

[singo]

you know you are wrong when you insult gamma ray

[t3trino]

you know you are wrong when you insult linkin park (not that you did)

[singo]

you know I'm going to insult linkin park when you say that I did

linkin park suck wang

hehehe

[t3trino]

you know, im gonna kill you if you dont take that back

[singo]

you know that I know that you dont know where i live

[t3trino]

you know im still gonna kill you anyway when the time is right, gammafreak!

[Nahotnoj]

You know that your thread has a sad future when the only thing keeping it alive in the game room is a battle between Singo and t3Rhino...

[singo]

you knew that this would happen when you put the thread in the game room.....

[kongurous]

You know spam has flourished when a thread with 7 pages flew up to 135 pages in 3 months.

[GrassDragon]

You know you're on an effed up view when you see it as 135 pages and I see it as 5.

[kongurous]

You know GrassDragon thought of the wrong thread when he's obviously is thinking of the wrong thread.(I was referring to the Why Thread)

[uchafu]

You know you are a Starcraft freak when you can't play the game but you download the soundtrack so you can feel you are playing it.

[singo]

you know you are whammed whrne you are.......

and canyt typer at alllll

[Nahotnoj]

you know BI is leet when he gets promoted

[singo]

you know you are absoluetly spannered when you use spannered as a euphmeism for getting whammed.

[Nahotnoj]

you know you are weird wehn you canf get drunk oin oirnage juice

[singo]

you know you are a spamming git when tyoui reply to any thread in tha game roooom

[Nahotnoj]

you know you are kryptonite when you can scare away suppwre man ,l.. then oyou realizes thaoyt youre panfts felkl doewn...

[singo]

you know thAT MAKES NO SENSE WHEN IT DOESNT....

as an aside, you know you mtyped the last bit in caps wheen you did

[t3trino]

you know ur a samurai wannabe when u like to yell banzai

[singo]

you know you are not when it is your mouse that does the shouting

[uchafu]

you know your tacos are good when you eat them in Mexico

[singo]

you know it was a good party when your dad comes round in the morning to find you trying to cover up the herbage with empty beer bottles and wiping up a big mass of chunder

[t3trino]

you know you are mentally unstable when you claim to be a 'watcher in the sky' (unless you're US counter intelligence)

[singo]

you know I dont care when I sing...

'Cause Im a watcher...In the sky
I've seen universes diiiiie
Out in the cold
My systems overload
I am lost in time
Watcher In the Sky......

[t3trino]

you know youre a sucky singer when simon cowell falls asleep during your performance

[singo]

you know you are not a sucky singer when your name is kai hansen

(im going to stop shamelessly plugging gamma ray now)

[FeralKhan]

You know you have nothing productive to do or say when you place a reply like this one.

[singo]

you know you have even less to do when you reply to a reply like that one

(can anyone see where this is going?)

[FeralKhan]

You know you have temporarily outdone singo when you reply to a reply to a reply like that one.

(can anyone see where this is going?)
not really, no

[singo]

You know you can see where it is going whne I reply to a reply to a reply to a reply like that one

(and so on and so forth)

[Nahotnoj]

you know your post generally won't be contributive anyway when its in a spam thread. :P

[singo]

you know that is true when...erm...its in a spam thread?!?!?!?!

im confused now

[FeralKhan]

You know that..............aaahhhhhhhhhhh.........I forgot.

[Protoss_Honor]

you know you have no life when you post a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply.... and uuuummmmmm what was i talking about?:confused: :confused:

EDIT: and you know you have no life when you post what i just posted:concern:

[uchafu]

You know a thread is good when you can´t stop posting in it.

[FeralKhan]

You know I am online when everyone else leaves.

[Nahotnoj]

You know you have awesome music taste when your listening to Kryptonite


:P

[FeralKhan]

You know you are at Warboards when you are not on battle.net or in school.

[Nahotnoj]

you know its an interesting coincedence when every time you've viewd the same thread in the past few days you unintentionally find yourself to be listening to the same song.

[Protoss_Honor]

you know your crazy when you pretend your zeratul and your older (evil) sister is kerrigan

[t3trino]

you know youe a very bad megalomaniac when youre a dark archon but havent tried to mind control anyone yet

[singo]

You know you are unhappy when you are sober :(

[Nahotnoj]

You know you are happy when you incredibly successfully defend your fledgling base from a gi-normeous wave of battlecruisers with only a couple of dark archons and high templars.

[t3trino]

you know youre an idiot when you mass battlecruisers only to have them feedbacked by some dark archons

[singo]

you know you are an arse when you get so trollied you forget how to piss


:( it happened

[GrassDragon]

You know you're twisted when you come home to your broken internet and cry yourself to sleep.

[Nahotnoj]

you know you're insane when you start cackling about how burning psychotic monkeys will take over the world by raping government officials.

[kongurous]

You know you're a god when you have an ax that deals 2000 dmg per hit.

[Nahotnoj]

you know you are being overrun when after your being at WB since march 04, kong comes in and already has 2000 posts within a month or two

[kongurous]

You know you've been with this site for a while when you have an account you forgot your password too, that hasn't been used since June '04

[FeralKhan]

You know you have wasted 3 months of your life on Warboards when you have a post count of 20.93 posts per day.

[t3trino]

you know you are either unique or just plain wierd when you like to say lol.... lol.

[singo]

you know something is wrong when you get so whammed you need your mates to drag you home

well, not drag per se. but twas still embarassing

[t3trino]

you know samurai hate mice when they yell BANZAI! and cause them to explode....

[FeralKhan]

You know someone is not educated about Spontaneous Rodent Exploding Syndrome when they make a post like above.

[singo]

you know this thread is going downhill when it finally rips the handbrake off

[FeralKhan]

You know this thread has already went downhill when you look at the recent posts.

[uchafu]

You know things will get better if we take this thread more seriously....(background laughs)

[singo]

you know its not gonna happen when I tell you so


its not gonna happen

[t3trino]

you know youre jobless when you play hearts using your pals nicknames as opponents

[singo]

you know YARR!!! when AVAST!!

[uchafu]

you know youre hungry when...when....when you are starving

[Nahotnoj]

You know you are drunk tipsy odd and all at the same time cool when you are captain jack sparrow

[t3trino]

you know you can call nahotnoj 'jonny' when youre second

[singo]

you know you kick ass when you do

[Dezzick]

you know I have smitten MarkPyro when he is writhing in pain. riddled with bullets.

[kongurous]

You know Kongurous doesn't spam as much as she used to when you don't see her post in the Game Room as often.

[singo]

you know its time for you to start spamming again when the spam is self evident

[t3trino]

you know you love story-telling when you join nearly every RP on the forums

[singo]

you know that may or may not be true when you cannot be arsed checking

[uchafu]

You know you're hot when even men want to date you

[t3trino]

you know its time for a new custom title when everyone already knows you arent related to BSTRhino

[singo]

You know that it isnt really all that important when i say so

[xodkrm]

You know your addicted to runescape when your mom askes you to cook th meat for dinner and you say, 'I can't mom, my cooking levels too low! Ill burn the meat!'

[singo]

you know you like power metal too much when you air guitar whilst sober

[Fred1000000]

You know you're an XBOX fanboy when you ask another guy out.

Dang, that was evil.:devil:

[singo]

You know that I am going to start shamelessly plugging the greatest band ever (again) when i shout WHOOO GAMMA RAY!!!!

[FeralKhan]

You know I am well again when I am incessantly posting in the game room once more.

[singo]

You know doing that is even more fun when you are wellied when you try it and like it.

[t3trino]

you know i have forgiven singo for insulting linkin park when im not shouting at him anymore... at least until he starts shamelessly plugging gamma ray

[singo]

you know singo is happy about this when singo doesnt need anything more shameless than his siggy

Is plugging Iron Savior allowed?

[FeralKhan]

You know it is supposed to be shipped to Canada when it has both french and english labels on it.

[t3trino]

you know starcraft.org is never boring when you look up 'Another Neverending Story' and see a war using nike EMPs

[uchafu]

you know you don't have nothing good to do when you start sueing people

[singo]

you know you want to be plugged into the circuitry of the iron savior when you listen to the album

[Protoss_Honor]

you know you are whacked when you marry your computer

[Fred1000000]

You know people don't ebey the ESBR ratings when you see a 5-year-old playing Halo. (Trust me, I've seen it.)

[t3trino]

you know, im not so sure when my birthday is.

[Fred1000000]

(XD) You know that T3trino is pretty sad in general when he dosn't know his own birthday. :'( Reastin Peace.

[Protoss_Honor]

you know your an airhead when you crack your head open and only hot air comes out

[FeralKhan]

You know you are infested when blowing youself up turns out to be a natural thing for you.

[Fred1000000]

You know you are a Warcraft 3 addict when you're me. :D

[Protoss_Honor]

you know you are a starcraft freak when asked what you love the most you say "I love the smell of napalm"

[t3trino]

tou know you like diablo when you say your girlfriend is an amazon...

[Fred1000000]

You know you're still a kid if you enjoy Avatar: THe Last Airbender. (Yes, it's true! It really truely true!)

[t3trino]

you know a nuclear explosion is gonna happen when you say 'Zeeky boogy doob!'

[singo]

You know t3trino has finally flipped when he keep saying that

"I love the smell of napalm"
you do know that is originally from "apocalypse now" right?

[Protoss_Honor]

whatever and you know some people know to much when the tell you where a starcraft characters syaing is origanlly from

[The_Maker]

you know a nuclear explosion is gonna happen when you say 'Zeeky boogy doob!' You know you need to watch DCM more when you spell it "doob" instead of "doog" :P

[Protoss_Honor]

you know a signatuire doesn't work when your siggy is blank

[t3trino]

you know you should run for cover when someone's on stage singing 'Zeeky boogy doob!'

[Protoss_Honor]

You know your surronded by idiots when they keep saying Zeeky boogy doob

[t3trino]

you know you're too repetetive when you say 'megalomaniacal maniac.'

[uchafu]

you know you don't have anything smart to say when you post "you know you don't have anything smart to say when you post ""you know you don't have anything smart to say...."" (get the idea)

[t3trino]

you know you are part of a being when you say 'We are the cussing!'

[uchafu]

You know you will have a great day when you don't have school

[Kazansky]

You know you're a peasant when you only have one pair of pants. (Old Soviet state law)

You also know when you're t3trino when your signature uses cussing smileys and a word that looks a lot like BSTRhino.

[uchafu]

you know you are a globalifobic when you fear Ronald McDonald

[t3trino]

you know you're kazansky when you're wearing a gas mask with a red khaki suit

[FeralKhan]

You know you are at the wrong place at the wrong time when you are t3trino.

[uchafu]

You know Santa is a fraud when you see him arrested for molesting two young girls

[iHawk]

You know you have no friends when you find yourself talking to your computer.

[singo]

you know you should be in a padded cell when you air guitar sober.....
....
....
....and are not ashamed :D

[iHawk]

You know your paranoid when you wear aluminum hats and avoid walls.

[Protoss_Honor]

You know you are rich when bill gates asks you for a loan

[uchafu]

you know you are bill gates when you ask protoss honor for a loan

[UnHoly-Assassin]

You know you're obsessed with warboards when you sit in front of your computer for hours while keep refreshing the page waiting for someone to reply.

[Hawthorne]

You know you are going to die when osama bin laden is your best friend :P

[singo]

you know you like to shout "Tally Ho!" when you shout "Tally Ho"


*adjusts flying goggles* TALLY HO CHAPS!

[UnHoly-Assassin]

You know when you need a girlfriend/boyfriend when you start hugging your laptop when you go to sleep.

[FeralKhan]

You know that I am the uncontested master of the "Entertainment Treasury" when you see the threads and the last person who posted.

[iHawk]

Yoo no yoo spall bedlee wan yoer kompuuteer xploods wan yoo uz spallchak.

[singo]

you know you dont understand the above post when...it exists

[FeralKhan]

You know 2+2 equals four when it is actually 5.

[uchafu]

You know you must support the right cause when your people are suffering.

[Nahotnoj]

You know that kerry looks like a horse when you go to D.C. and get senate gallery passes, then watch for three hours as a bunch of senators debate about and vote on whether or not to drill for oil in alaska...

[Hawthorne]

You know the world has gone nuts when you see a flying talking donkey with the voice of Doctor DoLittle :P

[t3trino]

you know you've been vandalised when your map reads 'Hotorn'.

[singo]

you know you have been violated when you........okay, i think ill stop now

[Hawthorne]

You know t3trino is gonna die when he says something like that :P

[singo]

you know a flame war is immenent when t3trino come back


who will win???

[Protogod]

"you know youre a redneck, when aa beaver bites off your nipple"

[Hawthorne]

(Hahahahahhaha that comedian festival wasa awesome with the reddnick & beaver bite off niple joke :P )

You know time is running up when you fall to the ground with your motorcycle :P

[t3trino]

you know i am sorry and i apologise to hotorn when i post this post.

[Protoss_Honor]

You know i am bored when I am not here

[t3trino]

you know you are being mind-controlled when you run down the street naked with a laser pointer yelling 'Nuclear launch detected!'

[Kazansky]

You know that it's time to get a new gas mask when the coal filter is busted and the black stuff starts to cover your face and your face smells like human spit when you take it off!

[t3trino]

you know you're kongurous when you have a post average of 20 per day

[Protoss_Honor]

you know your computer broke when it says Unmountable_Boot_Volume

[Protogod]

you know you are being mind-controlled when you run down the street naked with a laser pointer yelling 'Nuclear launch detected!' thats not true, you could also be dragon paladin.

you know oyur protogod when you own more illegal explosives than a chinese k-mart

[t3trino]

you know you're t3trino when you are a librarian but you like to shred books very viciously.

[iHawk]

You know your running windows when your computer crashes twice a day.

P.S macs rule pcs suck

[Fred1000000]

You know that somebody is a Halo addict when thier life revolves around it.

Now excuse me while I make my life revolve around Warcraft 3. (Hehe)

[FeralKhan]

You know TV sucks when....aww hell, what am I saying, it sucks right now.

[Fred1000000]

You know Sjobergs cable stinks when it goes down every 6 hours and comes back within 30 minutes.

[DragonPaladin]

You know you're Protogod when you've got a picture of a photo-edited Protoss head on you Avatar!

You know you're asian when people ask you if you know martial arts.

You know you're fat when you have more chins than a chinese phonebook.
You know you're stupid when you're too tall for you blood supply.

That mad me sad, protogod...

[Protogod]

you know your dragon paladin when youre sad.
you know your a fatass when your ass has it's own solar system
you know your a nerd when your reading this message
you know your blonde when you need a recording to breath
you know your bald when the reflection from your scalp melts holes in walls.

[DragonPaladin]

You know you're fat when the scales says Limit is 30 people.
You know you're fat when The Whole World's in your hands. You've got the whole world in your hands...
You know you're fat when there are smaller fat people orbiting around you.
You know you're fat when people at the beach yell, "Push that whale back into the sea!"
You know you're fat when the whales see you and sing, "We are family!"
You know you're fat when you wear two watches, one for each time zone.
You know you're fat when the big bang happened because you were born.

[t3trino]

you know you have a lot of free time when you post the above post.

[iHawk]

You know your angry when steam shoots out your ears.

[DragonPaladin]

You know you aren't a patron fo the arts when you insult people like t3rino.

[Protoss_Honor]

you know your cat sat on you when you can't feel your legs

[Hawthorne]

You know you're a reddnick when a beaver bites your nipple off.