The Pants Saga

[Fenguin]

For English, I had to write a poem containing the line "I'm out of pants." I got a little carried away...

edit: We were supposed to pick our favorite line from a personal narrative of someone else in our class. So I picked the line "I'm out of pants," it being cleverly worded and in a crucial point in the story. Then our teacher said we had to write a poem on it... xD

The Pants Saga
A series of haikus

A flash of lightning.
People running in terror.
I’m here safe at home.

I sit and relax.
Suddenly, I realize that
My pants are outside!

My pants are trembling.
Hung up on the laundry line,
In the midst of storms.

Thunder! And Lightning!
Suddenly my pants catch fire!
Now I’m out of pants!

Shock. Then disbelief.
How could my beautiful pants
Be in such violence!

I cannot cope with
The sudden loss of my pants.
I cry all evening.

Even my night’s sleep
Is riddled with the suff’ring
Of innocent pants.

I wake up trembling.
I am feeling very ill.
My head is swimming.

I feel so empty.
I cannot live without pants!
I need my pants, NOW!

But they do not come.
I wail in my deep anguish.
Must find some relief.

A flash of light!
I know how I can get pants.
I steal my brother’s!

:D

[Whiteknight]

Okay...?

That is one hell of a weird english topic. :P Nice haiku saga though.

[Killphill]

Lol thats great... your a good Poet.

[Battlecruiser]

Haha, that is pretty funny, and a good haiku. Good job, Fenguin.

[Forerunner]

Haha, Good stuff. The Fenguin strikes again. and he can add too!

[Semi]

Woot yay for funny english poems :D

[Nahotnoj]

lmao... thats just great fengy... but what will your brother think about you stealing his pants? :P

[OboeGuru]

Just when you think Fengy's reached a peak of oddity, he blows the old level out of the sky... o.O

Let us hope you never run out of pants in real life.
Otherwise I'll have to move to Canada and hide out with WK. :P

[hammocksleeper]

You can always borrow a pair of mine, you know...

[Xx_bender_xX]

lol nice fengy. i wish i had an english class like yours:D

[spastic-ninJa]

Heh, nice poem Fenguin :)

Kekeke, the simple vocab worked wonders! I just laugh every time I see "Suddenly my pants catch fire! Now I'm out of pants!"

Needless to say, I am a bit disturbed that you weren't wearing pants at the time of your... loss of pants... :O