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GiaDragoness
08-24-2004, 12:00 PM
This is just insane. Who the hell would want to buy these? I found this while looking at the truth dot com's website doing my latest research project (look in the intelectual round table).
http://www.shardsoglass.com/shard.cfm?lp=1
:smash: Smashy Smashy! :smash:
TranquilNightElf
08-24-2004, 12:04 PM
Apparently people who would want to rip up their alimentary canal O_o....that's just scary.....
GiaDragoness
08-24-2004, 12:07 PM
Normally i would ask for karma for such a find, but i think i'll be lucky if no one clicks that little exclamation point on me for such a distrubing find. rofl.
:smash: Smashy Smashy! :smash:
TranquilNightElf
08-24-2004, 12:08 PM
omg. werdness.
Especially more so when that "Hi Everybody" sounds so much like that crazy doctor from the Simpsons
Zeltaris
08-24-2004, 12:12 PM
Wow... that's just... scary...
+Karma for the find!
/me has fallen victim to Gia's inverse psychology...
Fenguin
08-24-2004, 12:20 PM
Heh, the funny thing is, it was made/funded by the American Legacy Foundation, the same organization who funds truth. :D
TranquilNightElf
08-24-2004, 12:24 PM
Fengy you back ?. or still accessing from that laptop?
singo
08-24-2004, 12:33 PM
"Those who eat glass freeze pops are far more likely to develop shards-related ailments than those who don't eat them."
wow, id never have realized THAT on my own
ahh, more idiots making money out of sadomasochism (did i spell that right)
let em kill themselves, its their own choice if they eat the buggers.
WeekendLazyness
08-24-2004, 12:57 PM
Does noone but Fenguin and I realize they aren't real? It's supposed to be a paroday of cigarettes. If you look at the privacy policy, they even give a @truth.com e-mail address.
Fenguin
08-24-2004, 1:12 PM
Actually it's thetruth.com. But yes it's a parody. I mean, think about it. :D
TranquilNightElf
08-24-2004, 2:40 PM
Does noone but Fenguin and I realize they aren't real?
Nope I guess not :)..Guess I didn't look at the site well enough .
Battlecruiser
08-24-2004, 2:46 PM
Does noone but Fenguin and I realize they aren't real? It's supposed to be a paroday of cigarettes. If you look at the privacy policy, they even give a @truth.com e-mail address.
I realized it. You can even see it on one of the ads, they have on the site. Also there is a link back to truth.com.
Forerunner
08-24-2004, 3:06 PM
Haha, well of course it's a parody on cigarettes. but It's still freakin' hilarious! and delicious!
GiaDragoness
08-24-2004, 6:47 PM
Yeah, i kninda knew that deep down inside when i first saw it, i just still did'nt wanna beleive it because i wanted to post some wierd find. rofl.
:smash: Smashy Smashy! :smash:
Nahotnoj
08-24-2004, 7:07 PM
wow...
um
lol?
notice on the health concerns page, the link to help you quit or whatever was "find out more at consideryoursource.com"
GrassDragon
08-24-2004, 11:29 PM
I have actually seen a commercial for these on TV. I've checked out the website before, looks good. +Karma for reminding me (if I can...).
Maegtelluma
08-24-2004, 11:36 PM
Does noone but Fenguin and I realize they aren't real? It's supposed to be a paroday of cigarettes. If you look at the privacy policy, they even give a @truth.com e-mail address.
I was wondering how many people it would take to notice that :). I remember the Anti-smoking TV ads featuring these.
-Maeg
hammocksleeper
08-25-2004, 1:49 AM
Shards o'glass is a Chappelle sketch or something....oh wait now that I have read the thread, I remember. It's the anti-smoking thing "truth." My sister has a "truth" t-shirt :P
If they arn't real, does that mean I can't buy one of those shirts? BEcause I really want one.
Killphill
08-25-2004, 3:50 PM
They probely taste good if you chew realy slow.
singo
08-26-2004, 11:32 AM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy slow, and have a gut made of steel.
hammocksleeper
08-26-2004, 12:20 PM
Well haven't you heard of those people who eat entire airplanes and stuff?
Moser
08-26-2004, 12:31 PM
Hammock, lol. I'm sure those pops would be good if you melted them then ran the melted stuff through a strainer then froze them again. Besides, you could make a jigsaw puzzle out of the little peices of glass ....or throw the peices at somebody. Both ways would be much fun. :P
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