Vision test

[Chiron]

Here's a little eye test. Please note, this is not a substitute for annual eye exams!


http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0296.gif



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[TranquilNightElf]

heh heh ;)
but .....who would think it to be a substitute for an annual eye exam anyhow??

[Seal]

i can read it from 50cm.

[TheBB]

I can read it from anywhere cause I knew the trick from before. ;)

[Battlecruiser]

I need atleast 2 feet away from the screen to tell what the image says.

[Markpyro]

lol... i have bad eyes...

[Valjean]

No sex causes bad eyes, eh? Hmmm....;)

But anyway, I could read everything on there when close to the screen except the middle word, I couldn't figure out the 2nd and 3rd letter in it. =P

[Forerunner]

That's an old one. I've seen that eleventy billion times it's true!

[Protosschick99]

I was able to read it by looking at the moniter like I normally do :P

Btw, may I add that I am a virgin and I do not have bad eyes :D lolz :)

[Valjean]

I was able to read it by looking at the moniter like I normally do :P

Btw, may I add that I am a virgin and I do not have bad eyes :D lolz :)
I hear you wear glasses.

The longer you wait, the worse it'll get! ;)

Although Bangon might have made your vision a bit better for awhile...:P

[Protosschick99]

I hear you wear glasses.

The longer you wait, the worse it'll get! ;)

Although Bangon might have made your vision a bit better for awhile...:P
RP sex is not real, lolz.

And so, who cares if I wear glasses, I can still see! :D I plan on getting contacts anyway :P

[Ender]

Don't forget the fun with Kan! haha

So THAT'S why I were glasses!

[Protosschick99]

Omg.....I swear man, my RPing sex life is going to get me into trouble....lolz :P

You know what--I should just stop doing that. It contradicts what I believe in.

[Radical_Edward]

Ed needs more sex.

[Duddits]

Some people must be blind then... But not I for I had sex last night! Yea! HAHA ^^

[hammocksleeper]

My dentist has a little wooden carving to the same effect, only it says "JESUS". Interesting....

[Protosschick99]

Some people must be blind then... But not I for I had sex last night! Yea! HAHA ^^
HAHAHA---Okay, no. Too much info dude : P

[EdvardMunch]

I got it instantly. I must have very good eyes. Hmmmmmmmm... imagine that. :o

[Moser]

..That must be why my eyes are shot. NO!!

[Ragnarox]

LOL thats funny as hell!!!
OOC: can somebody please tell me how to insert pictures from the paint program onto my sig?

[bluemicrobyte]

My dentist has a little wooden carving to the same effect, only it says "JESUS". Interesting....my grandma has one like that, I could never read it when I was little....


You know what--I should just stop doing that. It contradicts what I believe in.
it does, bad protoss chick bad! :P

LOL thats funny as hell!!!
OOC: can somebody please tell me how to insert pictures from the paint program onto my sig?alright, listen up

from the paint program:


click file, save as
select file type "JPEG" from the list
name it and save it somewhere, like the desktop
you need a webhost of some kind, upload it to your webhost. If you really need I can host it for you just for a little while
when writing a post, click the pic button, its the landscape button near the smiley button (advanced mode)
enter the URL where the pic is hosted. example: http://home.earthlink.net/~bluemicrobyte/pic.JPG (note, it must be caps .JPG, or it wont work for some reason
the pic should appear. if not, check the URL and try again.
yer done!!
*cough* karma *cough*

[Nahotnoj]

Ha, that was great...


my grandma has one like that, I could never read it when I was little....


it does, bad protoss chick bad! :P

alright, listen up

from the paint program:





click file, save as
select file type "JPEG" from the list
name it and save it somewhere, like the desktop
you need a webhost of some kind, upload it to your webhost. If you really need I can host it for you just for a little while
when writing a post, click the pic button, its the landscape button near the smiley button (advanced mode)
enter the URL where the pic is hosted. example: http://home.earthlink.net/~bluemicrobyte/pic.JPG (http://home.earthlink.net/%7Ebluemicrobyte/pic.JPG) (note, it must be caps .JPG, or it wont work for some reason
the pic should appear. if not, check the URL and try again.
yer done!!
*cough* karma *cough* who says it has to be a jpg?

oh and technically you dont need a web host, just an image host. kupatrix (http://www.kupatrix.com) works quite nicely. simply click on uploading, then click the link that says "(click here)". Note that kupatrix is caps sensitive for file extensions, so if your image is for example .PNG and not .png, you would simply replace the caps with non-caps where you put the directory of the file, no need to actually change the file itself. *cough* more karma then BMB*cough*

[riBd]

We need to sticky up a Picture -> Signature FAQ thread.

[chibi]

I was able to read it by looking at the moniter like I normally do :P

Btw, may I add that I am a virgin and I do not have bad eyes :D lolz :)
Ditto!

[Protosschick99]

Yeah virgin power!!!! :D Let us unite!!! lolz :P

[Valjean]

Heh. Unfourtenutly, the power of virginity is not very abundant. ;)

[Protosschick99]

Yeah...It's quite sad actually--But worth it when you wait for the right one :)

[Cygnus]

I'm not a virgin and I can see fine.

Does it truely matter if you're a virgin or not? I mean shouldn't this be based on if you sincerly care for a person?

[Valjean]

I'm not a virgin and I can see fine.

Does it truely matter if you're a virgin or not? I mean shouldn't this be based on if you sincerly care for a person?
considering it's supposed to be funny, no. :P

Caring =/= Funny

[Cygnus]

Fine fine fine. I stand humbled by the uberness of the virginity squad! :p

[bluemicrobyte]

Ha, that was great...


who says it has to be a jpg?

oh and technically you dont need a web host, just an image host. kupatrix (http://www.kupatrix.com/) works quite nicely. simply click on uploading, then click the link that says "(click here)". Note that kupatrix is caps sensitive for file extensions, so if your image is for example .PNG and not .png, you would simply replace the caps with non-caps where you put the directory of the file, no need to actually change the file itself. *cough* more karma then BMB*cough*you don't NEED a jpg, but thats the easiest file type, and an image host works fine.
*bluemicrobyte kills Nahotnoj*

[Valjean]

dude, JPG is the worst file EVER!! ><

unless it's a picture of something from real life, but if he's using paint, he should save as either GIF or PNG.

[bluemicrobyte]

dude, JPG is the worst file EVER!! ><

unless it's a picture of something from real life, but if he's using paint, he should save as either GIF or PNG..
/me kills Werewolf91

You can use JPEG, its the most common file type, and it works just fine for what your tryin to do now

[Valjean]

It's not the most common file type. I think he's tryin' to post a MSPaint image. If the image you want to make/post is not a real life image, you should not use JPG or JPEG.

[bluemicrobyte]

It's not the most common file type. I think he's tryin' to post a MSPaint image. If the image you want to make/post is not a real life image, you should not use JPG or JPEG.JPG and JPEG are the same, JPG is the file extension and JPEG is the full name.

[hammocksleeper]

GIF fucks with your colors. They all have their drawbacks..

[ZeroDarkStar]

Let me settle this little dispute so we can get back on topic:

GIF is for small color table/solid color images. It is also the only file type that supports short-frame animation. Use this file if you don't have alot of colors in your image, or it's a smaller size picture. Using GIF on larger pictures or pictures with a large color table will result in poor image quality and a high image size.

JPEG is, in fact, the most common file type, contrary to Werewolf's post. This is the most powerful of the three common types, and generally has the highest quality to compression ratio. What makes JPEG so easy to use is that it compresses when not in use, i.e. when it's not opened, it reduces file size drastically. It also supports large color tables without a drastic increase in file size. However, it doesn't support small color tables easily, and you'd better off use GIF for that instead. It does not support animation.

PNG is a strange format. It's still under devolpment, and thus, has some great strengths, but also major weaknesses. PNG supports the highest possible image quality, but it has a huge file size and doesn't support animation. PNG2, which is in devolpment, is planned to support animation and have compression qualities such as JPEG. PNG is not a common file format, nor is it supported by most image hosting sites.

Overall, I'd really have to say JPEG is the best format overall, but GIF and PNG do have their strengths. I believe that when PNG2 comes out, it'll blow the rest out of the water.

[bluemicrobyte]

Let me settle this little dispute so we can get back on topic:

GIF is for small color table/solid color images. It is also the only file type that supports short-frame animation. Use this file if you don't have alot of colors in your image, or it's a smaller size picture. Using GIF on larger pictures or pictures with a large color table will result in poor image quality and a high image size.

JPEG is, in fact, the most common file type, contrary to Werewolf's post. This is the most powerful of the three common types, and generally has the highest quality to compression ratio. What makes JPEG so easy to use is that it compresses when not in use, i.e. when it's not opened, it reduces file size drastically. It also supports large color tables without a drastic increase in file size. However, it doesn't support small color tables easily, and you'd better off use GIF for that instead. It does not support animation.

PNG is a strange format. It's still under devolpment, and thus, has some great strengths, but also major weaknesses. PNG supports the highest possible image quality, but it has a huge file size and doesn't support animation. PNG2, which is in devolpment, is planned to support animation and have compression qualities such as JPEG. PNG is not a common file format, nor is it supported by most image hosting sites.

Overall, I'd really have to say JPEG is the best format overall, but GIF and PNG do have their strengths. I believe that when PNG2 comes out, it'll blow the rest out of the water.that settles it, back on topic!!

karma for you :)

[Protosschick99]

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah--A vision test. Well, mine worked :D

[Duddits]

What were we atlking about? Sex, virginity and a rather strange philosophy by Cyggie.

[bluemicrobyte]

What were we atlking about? Sex, virginity and a rather strange philosophy by Cyggie.that basically covers it