Human Immortality!!!!

[Cloud_Demon]

Human Immortality (Click or copy and paste)

http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=MagicMan

[Seal]

negative. smells like a recruit game.
nope, it seems to not be. I apologize.

[Battlecruiser]

Yeah, I saw that retarded site before. It is even worse made than the Ninja site. The site is so messed up, I don't know where to start.

Also you posted this same thread in the Starcraft 2 theories and in the entertainment compendium.

[Cygnus]

And in Entertainment Compendium. You only need to make one thread per topic. So stop spamming. Or you will be destroyed.

[Valjean]

and in the entertainment compendium.
And in Entertainment Compendium.
Heh. Anyone else hearing an echo? ;)

[Moser]

..Retarded, anyone?

[Cygnus]

Echo what echo?
Echo what echo?
Echo what echo?
Echo what echo?
Echo what echo?

Crap... you're right!
Crap... you're right!
Crap... you're right!
Crap... you're right!
Crap... you're right!

:)

[Carnage]

No thanks. I'm already immortal. :D

[wraizyr]

O_o
Yeah, Carny's always been kind of "different" like that.

[Carnage]

O_o
Yeah, Carny's always been kind of "different" like that.

If by "different" you mean sexy, then you are correct, sir. ;)

[wraizyr]

-_O
What I Didn't know is that he is "different" like that.

Incidentally, immortality=nthx sir

[hammocksleeper]

This is advertising. See the "click-thru" in his link? If he gets enough clicks/referrals he earns a free pair of those immortal rings. ;)

Anyways, interesting site, how do they work?

[Valjean]

...pair of those immortal rings. ;)

Anyways, interesting site, how do they work?
As long as you have one, you can't get killed. However, if an enemy hits you while you're running or standing, you lose all your rings. Fourtunetly, you can collect the ones you lost! :) Unless like, they fall off the screen though.

Oh wait...I'm talking about the rings in the Sonic the Hedgehog games....

...fuck. >>

[Fenguin]

Yeah, hammocksleeper is right. Look here. --> http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/wholesale.htm

The actual site for these rings is http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/ .

[Zeltaris]

Ooooh! Welcome back Fengy!

[Maegtelluma]

Welcome back Fenguin! :D

This smells like scam to me. If they were proven to work we would know about this, and we would have known a long time ago, methinks.

[WeekendLazyness]

Well look who's back from the Chinaland.

Look at the danger I am facing in order to bring you this product. Click here to see a list of FDA raids.
I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing. I know about FDA. FDA raids hundreds of small businesses every year that deal with alternative medicine or therapy. They take away your computer, seize your $200,000 inventory, and drive your company totally out of business in no time if they ever approach you. My prices are very low and reasonable. One phone call to the FDA by an unsatisfied customer then I'm in BIG trouble. The reason why I insist on publicizing the Eternal Life Device is because this really works!! This is the most incredible medicine in the world! I have to publicize it just for the sake of it! I have no choice but be brave and face the danger and laughter! So please don't email me insults. If I don't deserve your belief, at least I deserve your respect. If you are not satisfied with the products, you have 90 days to refund them. I believe that I can earn more money by selling "How to make one million dollars in one month" report. Why should I sell a device which is believed to allow eternal life? This is a very risky business, and most people don't believe me. There is a good reason why I am doing all this. BECAUSE IT WORKS!!! Isn't that cool? I'm selling eternal life right off of internet. If you want it, get it now! If you don't, its cool too! If you think I'm crazy, email rave@feist.com, or Michael RAZOR@msn.com, or Dorothy dorothy@jps.net. They are users of my devices, and they will tell you the truth!

GAHAHAHA! Maybe you're selling them to make money off of dumb people?