best/fastest/horrible ways to die?

[noobmapmaker]

best/fastest/horrible ways to die?

i would say
while sleeping/shot in the head/being chestbursted.

[Seal]

death by posting at forums..

[Carnage]

Being forced through a fine mesh screen while being sprayed with salt water until you come out the other side as cubes.

Did I mention the force was robotic sodomy?

[Riptokus]

Carbon Monoxide Poisoning/Crushed by a 12 ton weight with Acme written on it/Stabbed through the stomach and stuck to the floor at the bottom of an abandoned building.

[Cygnus]

A nice clean beheading might satisfy the first two criteria, it might be horrible if you're publically humiliated first as well.

Perhaps death by hanging then...

But also might I add this thread is going to be pure spam.

[TheBB]

Best way to die? I saw a movie once where a guy died during sex, which is obvioulsy a great way to die, but it might suck a bit for the girl afterwards. =\

I don't know about fastest but breaking your neck is supposed to be quick I think.

[noobmapmaker]

o i got one being gutted open and seeing you intestines in your hands (read this in jurassic park)later you stomach is cut and your legs will burn by the hydrocloric acid HAHAHAHAHAHA ull need anesthetics because you might go into cardic arrest or shock.....im disturbed

[TheBB]

I humbly request that this thread is closed...

[noobmapmaker]

yes its getting too gory and is of no use...........i need a hobbie.

[Cygnus]

I have to agree with theBB. Any mods in the house?

[GiaDragoness]

How about how my close freind recently died. Being mashed into the grating of a bus, then scrapped across 50 feet of pavement, leaving bits of yourself all along the way, then smashing into oan explosive source, and being roasted alive. How does that sound?

[dunchy]

I humbly request that this thread is closed...

Agreed, this thread is too sadistic. Seal was right on this issue though.