Carnage
08-19-2004, 12:09 AM
Enjoy. I'll spellcheck tomorrow, get up another chapter, and maybe even the profiles if I can find 'em. :P
Chapter 1
*Demon Child's prey races from rooftop to rooftop, leaving drops of blood from the gaping hole in its left side. DC persues it mercilessly, but still stealthily, as it isn't dark enough yet to fly. Just as he's about to chuck a fireball at it, the fiend drops into an alley. DC follows.*
DC: *hitting the ground from a three story fall* Hey! I've got other plans tonight, y'know!
*He scans the alley and finds nothing, or so it would seem. Suddenly, the brick wall behind him comes to life as the creature strikes from its chameleon-like hiding place. Demon Child is faster though, clutching the creature's neck in one hand and slamming it to the concrete.*
DC: Hold still, skippy. This won't hurt for long. *He draws his razorsharp double-edged sword and swings it , cutting the four-armed reptilian alien to pieces. He then uses the sword to scrape the pieces into a trashcan.*
*Sheathing his sword with a wicked grin, he turns to leave the alley when his walkie talkie starts beeping.*
DC: *Answering it* Tim? *instantly regretting it*
PC99: *sighing* Tim's been gone for awhile, DC.
DC: I'm still grieving.
PC99: Oh! So that's what you call it!
DC: I'm sorry. Did you have a reason for calling?
PC99: Ah yes. I've got some good news and bad news about our little friends, the... what did you so affectionately dub them?
DC: Shit-Eaters.
PC99: Ah. Yes. According to one of your books, the four-armed demons known as Kra...Kri...
DC: How many syllables?
PC99: *The sound of pages flipping is heard*
DC: Thought so. Just call them shit-eaters.
PC99: *annoyed* Fine. The "Shit Eaters" are known for their speed, agility, viciousness-
DC: Ya-huh...
PC99: The Hounds of Deception, Beasts of Vileness, Guardians of Wretchedness-
DC: Would this be the good news or the bad news!?
PC99: Alright! Keep your pants on! The good news is they can be killed without the aid of divine weaponry or magic.
DC: And the bad news?
PC99: The "Shit Eaters" have been known to tear holes in the fabric of space and time; opening portals to dimensions of indescribable horror and chaos.
DC: Talented little buggers.
PC99: To close these holes, you must send the remains of the... "Shit Eater" through.
DC: *proceeds to lift the garbage can over his right shoulder* Riiiight. Any hints to where this portal might be?
PC99: Portal-suh...
DC: Goodie.
PC99: Portals have been made in places where prey can be accessed easily.
DC: Like...
PC99: Search me. Better call in the bloodhound for this one.
DC: Oh, you don't mean...
PC99: I do. He can track the trail of the Shit Eater back to where it's been.
DC: Fine... just hope he has his walkie talkie on. That's the simplest technology he's been able to grasp so far. Demon Child out.
End of Chapter 1
Chapter 1
*Demon Child's prey races from rooftop to rooftop, leaving drops of blood from the gaping hole in its left side. DC persues it mercilessly, but still stealthily, as it isn't dark enough yet to fly. Just as he's about to chuck a fireball at it, the fiend drops into an alley. DC follows.*
DC: *hitting the ground from a three story fall* Hey! I've got other plans tonight, y'know!
*He scans the alley and finds nothing, or so it would seem. Suddenly, the brick wall behind him comes to life as the creature strikes from its chameleon-like hiding place. Demon Child is faster though, clutching the creature's neck in one hand and slamming it to the concrete.*
DC: Hold still, skippy. This won't hurt for long. *He draws his razorsharp double-edged sword and swings it , cutting the four-armed reptilian alien to pieces. He then uses the sword to scrape the pieces into a trashcan.*
*Sheathing his sword with a wicked grin, he turns to leave the alley when his walkie talkie starts beeping.*
DC: *Answering it* Tim? *instantly regretting it*
PC99: *sighing* Tim's been gone for awhile, DC.
DC: I'm still grieving.
PC99: Oh! So that's what you call it!
DC: I'm sorry. Did you have a reason for calling?
PC99: Ah yes. I've got some good news and bad news about our little friends, the... what did you so affectionately dub them?
DC: Shit-Eaters.
PC99: Ah. Yes. According to one of your books, the four-armed demons known as Kra...Kri...
DC: How many syllables?
PC99: *The sound of pages flipping is heard*
DC: Thought so. Just call them shit-eaters.
PC99: *annoyed* Fine. The "Shit Eaters" are known for their speed, agility, viciousness-
DC: Ya-huh...
PC99: The Hounds of Deception, Beasts of Vileness, Guardians of Wretchedness-
DC: Would this be the good news or the bad news!?
PC99: Alright! Keep your pants on! The good news is they can be killed without the aid of divine weaponry or magic.
DC: And the bad news?
PC99: The "Shit Eaters" have been known to tear holes in the fabric of space and time; opening portals to dimensions of indescribable horror and chaos.
DC: Talented little buggers.
PC99: To close these holes, you must send the remains of the... "Shit Eater" through.
DC: *proceeds to lift the garbage can over his right shoulder* Riiiight. Any hints to where this portal might be?
PC99: Portal-suh...
DC: Goodie.
PC99: Portals have been made in places where prey can be accessed easily.
DC: Like...
PC99: Search me. Better call in the bloodhound for this one.
DC: Oh, you don't mean...
PC99: I do. He can track the trail of the Shit Eater back to where it's been.
DC: Fine... just hope he has his walkie talkie on. That's the simplest technology he's been able to grasp so far. Demon Child out.
End of Chapter 1