EdvardMunch
08-15-2004, 10:07 AM
SEX! Now that I have your attention...
dis iz a c00l map n u shud paly it. n e Qs?????
Note: This is a very hard and story-oriented movie map. If you hate either of those then you should not watch this movie map and you should go back to b.net garbage like "New Avalon 2" and "The Blizzard Campaigns".
Frequently Asked Questions
1. wtf is this edward?
It's Edvard, and I'm glad you asked, very glad indeed. Next!
2. Answer my question.
A Zergling Named Sex is a short movie map based on the classic story "A Dog Named Sex" (which I will not provide a link to, otherwise you'll have no reason to play this map :) ) written by satirist Morty Storm.
3. Is it true this comes with spyware?
This was a nasty rumor that was started by a colleague of mine, Kazaa. It's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of spyware... always use the indefinite article "a spyware", never "my spyware".
4. Do you have any reviews?
I wouldn't just send this out publicly with me being the only person who played it! Heck no! What kind of moron does that? :shiftyl: :shiftyr:
Because each reviewer had so much praise to give, I can only provide a blurb of their description of what one of them described as "a mind altering experience".
- Nahotnoj: "wtf? That was fucking..." (He was going to say brilliant, I swear)
- SiKawticPaladin: "Two thumbs up..." ("his ass" were not Paladin's next words, I swear)
- qPirateKing: no review (but that doesn't mean he didn't like it!)
- mrnooBdog: "wow edward dat wuz [the] shit"
- StealthyDeath: "You will not wake up tomorrow Munch." (Because it was that good, right?)
- Whiteknight: "This map is all my fault."
- My Mother: "That was really something, now excuse me while I vomit from joy again."
5. Do you have any screenshots of the map?
Yes I do!
http://themusicproject1.com/Screenie01.jpg
http://themusicproject1.com/Screenie02.jpg
6. Filesize and length?
It is 3.12 mega-bites and about 5 minutes long. It should take approximately 23 years to download using a standard 56k modem, assuming you don't lose your connection.
7. Where and how should I watch this?
In single-player mode, with the speed maxed out.
8. How do I know this isn’t a scream link?
Because I’d warn you ahead of time if it were.
Made by me, presented by the Starchitects (whether they want to admit it or not), and guaranteed to waste 5 minutes of your life and kill just as many brain cells, play "A Zergling Named Sex" right now!
Clicky clicky for movie movie! (http://www.starcraft.org/scums/maps.asp?mode=getfile&id=11721)
dis iz a c00l map n u shud paly it. n e Qs?????
Note: This is a very hard and story-oriented movie map. If you hate either of those then you should not watch this movie map and you should go back to b.net garbage like "New Avalon 2" and "The Blizzard Campaigns".
Frequently Asked Questions
1. wtf is this edward?
It's Edvard, and I'm glad you asked, very glad indeed. Next!
2. Answer my question.
A Zergling Named Sex is a short movie map based on the classic story "A Dog Named Sex" (which I will not provide a link to, otherwise you'll have no reason to play this map :) ) written by satirist Morty Storm.
3. Is it true this comes with spyware?
This was a nasty rumor that was started by a colleague of mine, Kazaa. It's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of spyware... always use the indefinite article "a spyware", never "my spyware".
4. Do you have any reviews?
I wouldn't just send this out publicly with me being the only person who played it! Heck no! What kind of moron does that? :shiftyl: :shiftyr:
Because each reviewer had so much praise to give, I can only provide a blurb of their description of what one of them described as "a mind altering experience".
- Nahotnoj: "wtf? That was fucking..." (He was going to say brilliant, I swear)
- SiKawticPaladin: "Two thumbs up..." ("his ass" were not Paladin's next words, I swear)
- qPirateKing: no review (but that doesn't mean he didn't like it!)
- mrnooBdog: "wow edward dat wuz [the] shit"
- StealthyDeath: "You will not wake up tomorrow Munch." (Because it was that good, right?)
- Whiteknight: "This map is all my fault."
- My Mother: "That was really something, now excuse me while I vomit from joy again."
5. Do you have any screenshots of the map?
Yes I do!
http://themusicproject1.com/Screenie01.jpg
http://themusicproject1.com/Screenie02.jpg
6. Filesize and length?
It is 3.12 mega-bites and about 5 minutes long. It should take approximately 23 years to download using a standard 56k modem, assuming you don't lose your connection.
7. Where and how should I watch this?
In single-player mode, with the speed maxed out.
8. How do I know this isn’t a scream link?
Because I’d warn you ahead of time if it were.
Made by me, presented by the Starchitects (whether they want to admit it or not), and guaranteed to waste 5 minutes of your life and kill just as many brain cells, play "A Zergling Named Sex" right now!
Clicky clicky for movie movie! (http://www.starcraft.org/scums/maps.asp?mode=getfile&id=11721)