[split] Diablo I plot twists...

[Ark-templarius]

=Lucifer=AZN
Very bad mental picture there.

[Carnage]

Very bad mental picture there.

Domo, Tenshi-san! \ _ /

lmao

[Ark-templarius]

I've been prompted to share. I've been on a Diablo I binge for the last few days, so this immediately came to mind:

You have been killed by Diablo.

Diablo: Kekekeke! gg no re, chobo ^_____^;;

[Crion]

You have killed Diablo!

Diablo: OMG HAX ><;

[Carnage]

Shinitenshi has joined your team. Diablo's minions grow stronger.

Minions: OMFG thx chobo!!1 ^______^

[Ark-templarius]

Great. Utterly fantastic. This now came to mind:

Cain the Elder: And in this quest, King Leoric will be played by a 15 year old kid named Kwan.
Warrior: ...

[Carnage]

Diablo: Not even death can save you from me.

Carnage: Yes it will! It sends me back to town! =D

Diablo: ... Shut up.

Great. Utterly fantastic. This now came to mind:

Cain the Elder: And in this quest, King Leoric will be played by a 15 year old kid named Kwan.
Warrior: ...

In this quest, the part of Cain the Elder will be played by a mexican hooker by the name of Maria del ano grande!

Cain the Elder: ¡Permanezca un rato y escuche!

Warrior: O_o

[Schwitzer]

Lazarus: You're too late to save the boy... and now you will join him... in Hell!

Schwitzer: Meh, I was heading that way anyway.

[Carnage]

Lazarus: You're too late to save the boy... and now you will join him... in Hell!

Schwitzer: Meh, I was heading that way anyway.

Well, you are now, thread splitter. :P

How DARE you stop me from hijacking my own thread!? XD

[Crion]

Horde of Goatmen: <charging> KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________________^

Warrior: OMFG NO RUSH 15 FAGS ><

Horde of Goatmen: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_______________^;;

Warrior kills them all.

Horde of Goatmen: v____________v;;

Warrior: GG THX NO RE K BAI

[Carnage]

Horde of Goatmen: <charging> KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________________^

Warrior: OMFG NO RUSH 15 FAGS ><

Horde of Goatmen: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_______________^;;

Warrior kills them all.

Horde of Goatmen: v____________v;;

Warrior: GG THX NO RE K BAI

Jeez. Someone practiced. ;P

[Crion]

You have reached level 5!

Sorceror: OMG LEET

Rogue: KEKEKEKEKEKEKE gj gosu ^____^

Warrior: haxor

[Carnage]

Stop it! You'll make God cry! O_o

[Crion]

LET THE TEARS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS KEKEKEKEKE ^_^

[Carnage]

LET THE TEARS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS KEKEKEKEKE ^_^

Also known as Crion's daily groin-ka-pades. ;D

[Crion]

Groin-ka-pades. Groin-ka-pades.

If you say a word enough, it loses all of its meaning!

Groin-ka-pades, groin-ka-pades, groin-ka-pades, groin-ka-pades, groin-ka-pades!

[Schwitzer]

Closed.

Newbies: OMG HAX