WarBoards God

[FrankZ]

If you were to become a WarBoards God for one day (with the level of extreme godliness only a notch smaller than AJ's Ego, with compensations as high as being able to access all the blings and buttons of the Admin Panel, and to the extreme level of being able to make all rules your own), what changes would you make, and what things will you do?

Like for example, a single day porn spree or somethin'.

What?

[kongurous]

Make the forum redirect to Google and watch as people complained for a day.

[anderoo]

I'd wish for more wishes!!!

EDIT: I'd do exactly what I do now, only I'd have way less posts deleted.

[Magmaniac]

I would do absoultely nothjing differnt than what i normally do.

[apostolos]

I'd redirect them to igod

[ZeratulStukov]

I'd change AJ's password so his account becomes mine. And then I change it from AJ to NarutoUzumaki. And then I have unlimited administration powers. Also, I make sure that nobody else is an admin. Then, let's see...

I'll make pranks, nobody will stop me. I'll post in every single thread in the game room. I'd permanently ban Xgmx, I'd create a big ass forum about Naruto, removing the "Warcraft, Diablo, Warhammer" forums. That's only a half of what I plan to do...


MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (*continues evil laughter*)

[InfinityComplex]

I'd probably redirect the website to a porn site for a day while I make most of the old guard into admins, with the remainder of them as moderators. And ban ZeratulStukov for his evil thinking.

AJ is god, do not fuck with him.

[HazzaDaShiz]

And ban ZeratulStukov for his evil thinking.

Uh man, no need to justify that.

I dunno, wait till the next day and hand over my powers.
Boring, but meh, better than screwing these forums in the arse, then there'd be nothing to come back to.

[FrankZ]

I'd probably make 0laf an Admin, and make him do all my evil deeds.

Anyway, 0laf is just a puppet character, so technically by doing that, I'll be making B.I an admin.

~Fz

[SilverCrusader]

Add more arcade games :P

[VigilanteV]

All your base are belong to us.

[Neo]

Add more arcade games :P

rawr.

close the sc2 forums for lulz.

rename ML to /b/

-Neo

[GenocideAlive]

Add more arcade games :P
I vote for SC.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Add a spam forum with no rules. Ban everyone who posts there for a day. Add Diablo (:mad:) forums back on site. Ban everyone who complains about the art style of Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2.

[mranderson]

Not use my godlike AJ powers ....

[Neo]

Add a spam forum with no rules. Ban everyone who posts there for a day. Add Diablo (:mad:) forums back on site. Ban everyone who complains about the art style of Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2.

there's a reason for this, just you wait.

ps: d3 art style whiners r lame.

-Neo

[SHISHKABOB]

Ban everyone then delete the forum. Smash up the server for good measure as well. Piss on it a bit maybe.

[IrishDutchman]

Change every user's name into 'Peon' and mine to 'Overlord'. And demote the other adminds so nobody could change it.
Oh, and of course bestial porn on the front page.

[Lithium]

First thing I'd do is ban Zeratul Stukov.

[Schwitzer]

I'd probably resign. :P

[Protoss_Honor]

I would redirect the site to a site that redirects to here, thus creating an infinity loop. Or something like that.

Either that or I would change everyones names and profiles and sigs and avys and remove all rep balls, and reset this forum back to the very first version of vbulletin.


I'd probably resign. Didn't you do that already?
Oh, wait, that was the point of you saying that. I get it! hahahahaha! funny! :P

[Neo]

I'd probably resign. :P

when are you gonna realize the error of your ways and come back?

I miss you. The ban cannon cries for you every night.

-Neo

[Vhaeraun]

First thing I'd do is ban Zeratul Stukov.
Seems to be a popular change.

[Black.Ice]

AJ offered to make me admin at one point. I declined.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?



to play us out? there are no words there. fucking thing sucks.

[NoobOfLore]

First, I would ban ZS. Then I would somehow use ZS's IP to make another account named "NarutoUzumaki" spam up everywhere and claim to be him, thus causing regular staff to Perma-IP-Ban him when normalcy resumes.
I would also contact Armor Games about sharing the love with our lonely arcade.

[Gunmonk]

Make the forum redirect to Google and watch as people complained for a day.

I'd link it to pr0n... that would be so much better.

Also, I believe this should either be deleted and/or moved to the game room...

[Zerg_eater]

Ban the annoying flamers. the immature ones. and do nothing.

[ZeratulStukov]

Ban the annoying flamers. the immature ones.

You'd ban yourself??? That's... interesting...

I'd link it to pr0n...

This made me think... I'd replace every "pr0n" in people's messages with "I'm an idiot because it is called Porn, or rather Pornography". That should make me laugh.

[HazzaDaShiz]

Ban the annoying flamers. the immature ones. and do nothing.
You'd ban yourself??? That's... interesting...

Because as we all know, ZeratulStukov is synonymous with 'highly mature and non-flaming member'.
If there ever was a time for a real 'lol', I think I just found it.

[MatGeo]

Here's my plan:

1. Dance on the servers
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

[apostolos]

I would do absoultely nothjing differnt than what i normally do.
Well, you are already god, that's why you say that

[FrankZ]

^ God of Karma and Alcohol. Lemme add.

As for me, yeah, I'd go with the 0laf thing or just reprogram WarBoards into a fucking Nintendo site.

~Fz

[VigilanteV]

Here's my plan:

1. Dance on the servers
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

....you just failed...4 STEPS DAMN IT! 4 STEPS!

[MatGeo]

No, I didn't.

Original:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/39/Gnomes_-_Profit.png

[Protogod]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/39/Gnomes_-_Profit.png

Damned Underpants Gnomes.



I'd profit all night long (literally, I'd do nothing and collect checks from the traffic .org gets and then close the site and buy something nice for myself)

[TheDriver]

I'd pimp WarBoards with a fancy new template. And I'd change ZS's profile to just a picture of good ol' tubbygirl. I'd also make Neo an admin. That's about it. And make myself a Moderator for the rest of the time. And I love InfintyComplex's idea to make the Old Guard admins and mods (:P).

[ZeratulStukov]

I'd permaban everyone who dares to insult me, or even annoy me...

[TheDriver]

Which would be overturned by our great lord AJ.

[VigilanteV]

I'd permaban everyone who dares to insult me, or even annoy me...

so ten minutes in this site would be dead?

[HazzaDaShiz]

so ten minutes in this site would be dead?

Nope, he didn't say anything about people who openly despise him, so we're all good ;)

EDIT: Oh, to add in something useful to my post, I'd probably add some more games to the arcade and promote a few of the members to staff positions, butchya know, whatevss.

[DoctorZettabyte]

I wouldn't care, to be honest.

Everyone hates each other anyway -- let it all hang out for a while and then start deleting accounts. One every two and a half minutes should eliminate our active userbase by half in three hours.

And then put it right. I'm just that good a person.

-DocZetta

[VigilanteV]

I wouldn't care, to be honest.

Everyone hates each other anyway -- let it all hang out for a while and then start deleting accounts. One every two and a half minutes should eliminate our active userbase by half in three hours.

And then put it right. I'm just that good a person.

-DocZetta

....but I love you...

[Vezer]

I would invert all the colours on the site so that it would be white on black, rather than it being the white-est site on the intertubes.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

I would invert all the colours on the site so that it would be white on black, rather than it being the white-est site on the intertubes.

What are you thinking?! You madman, you'll doom us all!

[NoobOfLore]

Hmm...Inversion...Sounds cool! maybe my user-page will look even MORE UGLY!!!!

[Fiendwurm]

I would switch everybody's names with some one else's. I would also make ZS a Administrator, just for kicks.

[Blackright]

I would turn everything upside-down, by applying this tweak (http://www.ex-parrot.com/~pete/upside-down-ternet.html) to the server's internet connection.

~Blackright

[VigilanteV]

I would turn everything upside-down, by applying this tweak (http://www.ex-parrot.com/%7Epete/upside-down-ternet.html) to the server's internet connection.

~Blackright

But then I would just turn my computer upside down. Have it go back forth every 5 seconds. Up, down, up, down.

[NoobOfLore]

The thing is, it mirrors it too.
And note that it does not invert text, and since this is a text-based forum, it would have little effect.
Seems like fun anyway.

[Leosam096]

I would also make ZS a Administrator, just for kicks....if you were god you're making yourself a devil. :D

[Basan]

I'd probably make 0laf an Admin, and make him do all my evil deeds.

Anyway, 0laf is just a puppet character, so technically by doing that, I'll be making B.I an admin.

Not quite. You'd be making everyone else who was in the gag an admin'. That or at least until one of'em decided to go 'wild' and change it's password. :angel:

Ban everyone then delete the forum. Smash up the server for good measure as well. Piss on it a bit maybe.

Been there, watched that. April fools in '05 was a site that had nothing to do with WB's since it was a mask designed to lead us into mass suicide. As you can see, it failed. :smirk:

I'd probably resign. :P

But then again where's the fun of reality anyway? *Acts innocently upon the subject by starting to whistle and stroll around*

... And I love InfintyComplex's idea to make the Old Guard admins and mods (:P).

By that account you'd be reinstating most of the old mod's, alongside with making the site to have more mod's than 'regular' Joe's such as you and I (since that group as a ton of people). I just imagine the staff room if that was to happen. *Rolls eyes, smirking*

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As for me... I'd simply put in practice some of my fluke pranks that never saw the light of day when was staff. Would 'bastardise' the FAQ a tad while and then rejoice in the mayhem that that would cause for the others to fix and the users to bitch as it's kinda usual too. :rolleyes:
Oh wait... coming to think of it, Schwitty already done that in the past. :P