God Dammit

[GenocideAlive]

I'd love to comment on the ongoing drama with Protogod locking every thread in sight that has my name on it, but I just found out that I have to give a presentation to the entire health department on bloodborne pathogens. The Health Dept head decided she didn't have time to do it, and delegated it to the lab director. OFC who do you think immediately came to mind when the Lab Director's in a pinch? Somebody else, probably! Regardless, I wound up with the job with a fat <3 hours to spare. Lovely.

And BTW, protogoo, I've taken a number of infractions and -rep garbage to AJ, and after having him reverse it numerous times, I realized I was just wasting the poor guy's time. It's not like you're going to get me banned or even maintain a ban on me longer than a day, so if you want to waste your life the least I could do is waste as few others' as possible in the meantime.

I guess the most annoying part of this whole thing is that I'm going to do an awesome job at this presentation anyway, and that just means they're going to fuck me over again, harder next time when the ball gets dropped. And I hate that expression. What ball? Who had it and why are we playing games on work time? Seriously, the IT guy just got fired and I'm being forced to take over part of his job so I need to quit with the yuks and get to work to hook up this laptop and projector.

the m.d. who was supposed to be doing the presentation got fired at the same time, so technically I'm doing three people's jobs. and let's be honest, the pay isn't hot

[anderoo]

Should've gone into porn GA.

Sounds like you're getting taken advantage of regularily, sucks d00d.

[Magmaniac]

You are a pathetic old man who spends his free time fretting over who to troll on an internet video game forum.

[own3d0406]

Should've gone into porn GA.

Sounds like you're getting taken advantage of regularily, sucks d00d.
Unless it's gay porn, then he'd be taken advantage of all the time.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

http://kupax.com/files/3080_nbd8y/Bawwwww_bunny.jpg

tl;dr version

[Anoiktos]

Good luck with your presentation, GA. Hope it goes well. That said, you should probably save files or recordings of your presentations, and use them in your resumé under fancy names like:

"Aided the proliferation of basic pathogen knowledge at request of the department head", etc, so that when people look at your resumé you a) aren't lying, and b) look good.

Though you might want to make it sound less pretentious than that.

Also, if you do enough presentations you could ask to be given the additional job of "official in-house presentation staff", with a salary bonus, but it may take a bit of effort to get them to listen to that.

"A man can hope... Er, has a heart, hasn't he? Speaking apart, hasn't he? And while I'm finding it hard to be quite as black as they paint..."*

*"Reviewing the Situation", Oliver!.

[anderoo]

Quite a few people woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Cheer up warboards!

[Spartan-II]

Kick that presentations ass, and then drop a giant log on your department heads desk. Leave a note with it explaining your exact reasons for dropping said load, including a full list of the things you had to eat in the 24 hours prior to planting the mine on her desk.

That'll teach 'em. I guarantee it.

Also, DOWN WITH PROTOGOD!

[Faiien]

GL with the presentation.

[VigilanteV]

2 things you could possbly do here.

1. Do an amazing job on the prentation. Make every go "wow, that was above what I had expected. This how ever could lead to more situations much like this one.

2. Do a half ass job, but one that is good enough to pass as mediocure. Make everyone go"Yes, This is a presentation."

New option for the more daring.

3. Postal.

[GenocideAlive]

I think you fail to understand the limitations of 3 hr. notice for a presentation. It's not really lined out so clearly as "options" so much as "limits". EG, there's nothing that really floors people that can be done in .5-1hrs. I had to set it up and get everything ready, too. Unless I put porn in it, as one user suggested. Tempting.

Does anybody else think it's weird when someone 9 years younger than you calls you "old man"? I guess if I were going to make a hypocritical post about trolling, it makes sense. Giggly's was funnier, though.

[anderoo]

I had to set it up and get everything ready, too. Unless I put porn in it, as one user suggested. Tempting.

I actually meant that you should have gone into the porn industry rather than the job you have now where peoplea re able to shit on you. Although porn in the presentation is definetly worth getting fired for.

[GenocideAlive]

LET'S SEE SOME WAYS THAT YOU MIGHT ENCOUNTER A BLOODBORNE PATHOGEN IN THE WORKPLACE. TAKE THIS DR. / NURSE SCENARIO...unf unf unf yes yes yes

[VigilanteV]

Half way through, have like 30 hookers just burst through the door. That should spice things up a little.

And I missed the 3 hours thing. My bad.

But realy, painted rust can look just as good as something new. Though I know nothing about you as a person and your ablities in the arts of bull shit. All I can say now is you're fucked and I'm glad not to be you.

[GenocideAlive]

haha that was cold.ass

[WhatIsStarcraft]

Hey, man. Good luck on whatever you do. Please do it in a cool manner, so that I can have someone to look up to! :cry:

Anyways, because you only have 3 hours to do everything, just quit, but before you quit, you convert to islam, and become a terrorist and place a bomb on a random location in the hospital. The bomb goes off, no one is dead or injured, and the police can never think it was you :)

Or, you convert to catholicism, and ask everyone to give all their money, so that you can "give it to the church". After that, you live happily ever after, but you don't get 72 virgins, because then you have to be a dead terrorist.

This is the most bullshit post I have ever made in my life. Seroulsy.

[Skullflower]

Also, DOWN WITH PROTOGOD!

Hahaha, how epic.

[TheDriver]

Umm. Pornography catches attention. And maybe they'll love your "gun-ho" approach .

Likewise that could explode in your face like a diet coke and mentos combo.

Your choice.

And these threads keep getting more epic.

[Neo]

Dude GA, crazy.

Let us know how it goes.

Possibly a a location or name to go along with it so's we can find a video of you presenting, that would be fun.

-Neo

[dunchy]

First thread I read here in basically months just has to have the word hookers in it, and I'm going to Vegas next saturday...

hellllooooo seamless

[Protogod]

You are a pathetic old man who spends his free time fretting over who to troll on an internet video game forum.

tl;dr version


Nuff said. Not that the last thread I locked wasnt, ya know, literally asking for it.

But you can have this round, GA. I've had more than enough this week.

[HazzaDaShiz]

Uh, I don't want to seem like I've got my head somewhere up Proto's arse or just feel like having a go a GA, but seriously, let's run a few things down:
1. Tetris is not the be all and end all of life. Sure, that was 'haha' funny for a bit. I used to run a forum and website. To be honest, that was bullshit, except for some kind of 'gaming' forum area, which I never bothered with anyway.
2. By constantly making new threads you're just highlighting the fact you're an attention seeker. I'd like to remind you that you can't be afraid of PMs just because it's a letter away from what you're suffering from (PMS, for the slow ones).
3. Grow up, it's not cool. I may not have 'seniority' on this board, but seriously, you just look like a child.
4. I don't like a few people here, then again, I don't go making half-arsed threads about them.
5. Every force has an equal and opposite reaction. In this case, you're only going to stir shit up with Proto.

Have fun, nothing personal, but I call 'epic fail' on this one, as well as all the others.

EDIT: Oh, just for clarify things, this is in no way bait. I personally would be ashamed to see my opinion turned into some anchor point of an argument. Fact is, you don't mess with Proto. You don't mess with any staff, or even member, for that matter. Doing so just means that people like me can point out exactly how it is of no benefit to the a forum member.

[Neo]

actually i thought the tetris post was rather funny.

and proto does seem to be closing threads at an annoying rate.

besides, everyone needs to just chill the hell out. seriously, laugh ffs.

-Neo

[Kawagata]

actually i thought the tetris post was rather funny.

and proto does seem to be closing threads at an annoying rate.

besides, everyone needs to just chill the hell out. seriously, laugh ffs.

-Neo

hard to laugh when protogod's is just using his powers to close/delete anything that could made him look stupid or when he's just deleting threads of people he doesn't like. Oh, did i mention the abuse of power??

[GenocideAlive]

actually i thought the tetris post was rather funny.

and proto does seem to be closing threads at an annoying rate.

besides, everyone needs to just chill the hell out. seriously, laugh ffs.

-Neo
sigh, Neo. If only there was a way to rep you again. I pine for you. My sweet blubbery love.

And hazziz, I almost spit out my coke when you said I look like a child. Hellloooooo HazzizthaShiz, the mature adult. EL OH EL. And sorry, but the boards have been hella boring lately (despite your mature presence) so I make threads about shit people like to talk about (Tetris, arcade games) and people come chasing behind us trying to tell us we can't talk about it because it's boring and useless and not mature.

I enjoy Tetris, I can make threads about it, there's nothing in the rules against it. You can call me childish, attention-seeking, insult me, whatever. It's perfectly allowable, and people WANT to talk about it as made obvious by the people posting in the threads on topic. The only problem here is other people that seem to think their opinion is a justifiable reason to impose on others'. If you don't like the thread, don't open it. More mature observations to come, Hazziz.

[VigilanteV]

sigh, Neo. If only there was a way to rep you again. I pine for you. My sweet blubbery love.

And hazziz, I almost spit out my coke when you said I look like a child. Hellloooooo HazzizthaShiz, the mature adult. EL OH EL. And sorry, but the boards have been hella boring lately (despite your mature presence) so I make threads about shit people like to talk about (Tetris, arcade games) and people come chasing behind us trying to tell us we can't talk about it because it's boring and useless and not mature.

I enjoy Tetris, I can make threads about it, there's nothing in the rules against it. You can call me childish, attention-seeking, insult me, whatever. It's perfectly allowable, and people WANT to talk about it as made obvious by the people posting in the threads on topic. The only problem here is other people that seem to think their opinion is a justifiable reason to impose on others'. If you don't like the thread, don't open it. More mature observations to come, Hazziz.

HOLD ON THERE!


You drink coke? Coke sucks. Pepsi man...pepsi. You should have spit it out.

[Neo]

Dude seriously, GA you're a coke drinker?

For shame.

-Neo

[Ktan]

As 'lulz' as this thread has gotten, I'm going to go out on a limb and rather we didn't exxacerbate a thread that started on the premise of irritating a staff member 'for the lulz'. Yes, ok, mild trolling is funny, but the only place I see this thread going is down the drain, and I'd rather not have to call a plumber out later.

If there is a genuine problem with a Staff Member though, really it should be directed first at a staff member, and then at the administration. Of course, if even this does not work, you could always request to another mod that at least a discussion happens between the staff.

[Neo]

ktan u suck!!!1

Seriously though. Bug Black.Ice if you've got a problem with a staffer. You can also approach myself or another staffer and we can help sort it out.

-Neo