Do you like stories with happy endings?

[KillerKow]

If you do, don't read this.

http://www.nationalpost.com/most_popular/story.html?id=692762

[SHISHKABOB]

Oh god, that's just absolutely horrible. Just horrible.

[SilverCrusader]

Oh god, that's just absolutely horrible. Just horrible.
Ditto.
/tear

[FrankZ]

Heh. I've seen worse (http://www.rotten.com). <-- Hey, don't click if you hate real bad endings.

Nice story, btw. Those things are rare nowadays.
~Fz

[Faiien]

Ya, it's been all over the interwebs, I heard about this 2 days ago. It often surprises me how much fear can affect human behavior. 20 or so people on a bus, 1 man with a knife/scissor. Nobody even tried to stop him during his brutal rampage of the guy's corpse.

[Vhaeraun]

People make me chuckle.

[TheDriver]

Agreed Vhaue'.

That sucks for the victim. Odd find.

[anderoo]

You guys don't randomly behead each other in the US?
Freaks. Also, stop making this thread names that make me want to go read them, it's just an endless conveyor belt of disappointments when every day I see threads that look like they're going to be going to be awesome, and end up being CNN.

[KillerKow]

National Post != CNN.

[anderoo]

Not referring to the link you posted, I just mean
CNN=News
Warboards=I don't really know, random shit

[KillerKow]

A person being decapitated on a bus doesn't fall under 'random shit' for you? :P

[FrankZ]

For me and him, yes.

It falls in the same category as Oprah and MJ being black.

~Fz

[KillerKow]

Tragedy?

[TheDriver]

It says "random" in the article.

And BTW Topic threads are meant to garner attention, (Advertising 101 ) .

[Gunmonk]

That has bad day written all over it...

[Vezer]

If you do, don't read this.

Must... read...

Oh, God, that's terrible! :( How dare you make such an appealing topic title?

[Protogod]

It falls in the same category as Oprah and MJ being black.

Tragedy?

No one else thought this was funny?

[Skullflower]

Michael Jackson barely qualifies. And Oprah is just Oprah.

[FrankZ]

No one else thought this was funny?
I thought it was worthy of a chuckle. But I meant it falls under random shit, just like the randomness of Oprah and MJ being black, not the tragedy of that. >.>

~Fz

[Magmaniac]

fuckin sweeeeet

that guy's me in 10 years

[SilverCrusader]

No one else thought this was funny?
No, we have morals and virtues.

[FrankZ]

No, we have morals and virtues.
Eh. Stop being a fun-hating sup. It's nice to let people have fun occasionally. It doesn't necessarily mean giving up moral values, so don't sweat.

~Fz

[Leosam096]

Not funny. If you believe this isn't a happy ending, then that's good - you got code. But I believe this article shows no ending that I see. Murder in society seems to have no end.

[SilverCrusader]

Eh. Stop being a fun-hating sup. It's nice to let people have fun occasionally. It doesn't necessarily mean giving up moral values, so don't sweat.
Unfortunately my idea of fun isn't laughing at someone who decapitated another guy.

[VigilanteV]

No, we have morals and virtues.

AHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...your funny.

[SHISHKABOB]

His funny what?

Also Mag, you don't *have* to become a bus driver.

[Magmaniac]

His funny what?

Also Mag, you don't *have* to become a bus driver.


I was referring actually to the carnie-turned-decapitation-and-partial-cannibalization-victim.

[mranderson]

Sorry I'm to lazy to make my link say, "click this" <- here if you don't want to read bad stories.

http://www.silobreaker.com/DocumentReader.aspx?Item=5_887319302

Grow some guts, and stomach the food of mankind, and for future reference you shouldn't post "happy endings" because it implies all endings, but the happy ones which would include melancholy, and bad endings as well as two examples. You just disappointed all of the people that like melancholy endings. Shame on you ...

[Fiendwurm]

fuckin sweeeeet

that guy's me in 10 years

Oh your god no!! *hides*


(Sanitarium...Leave me be...Sanitarium...Just leave me alone...)


700th post...

[Lithium]

LOL IT'S FUNNY HOW PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD STATE THE OBVIOUS THEN ONE COMES ALONG WITH SOME SATIRICAL HUMOR AND THE OBLIVIOUS PEOPLES STATE SOME REALLY, REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT. LIKE, NO DURR.

anyways,

Reports Friday said the suspect tried to eat parts of the victim.

That was the most awesome part. Cannibalism should be taught in kindergarten, eh?

[anderoo]

LOL IT'S FUNNY HOW PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD STATE THE OBVIOUS THEN ONE COMES ALONG WITH SOME SATIRICAL HUMOR AND THE OBLIVIOUS PEOPLES STATE SOME REALLY, REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT. LIKE, NO DURR.

anyways,



That was the most awesome part. Cannibalism should be taught in kindergarten, eh?

That part made me think of Sin City when Frankenstein ties Frodo to a tree and lets a wolf eat him alive. It was like, totally revengeful because Frodo ate Frankenstein's ho. Maybe that guy on the bus just ate the killer's ho. There's 2 sides to every story, dontcha know.

[TheOutcast]

Yeah, I saw this on the news, people are sick. :rolleyes:

[HazzaDaShiz]

I read this yesterday. I thought that this was a happy story when I opened it. How was I so wrong?

[own3d0406]

That part about the man watching Zorro was almost more lolz than the Leprechaun in Alabama.

[Icarus]

wow what the fuck? lol

note to self: stay the fuck away from public transportation

That part about the man watching Zorro was almost more lolz than the Leprechaun in Alabama.

that gave me a chuckle too

"We were watching Zorro; next thing I know, I hear someone screaming."

[FrankZ]

Hey guys, I just watched a dog eat another dog today. And guess what? The world's called a fucking dog eat dog world.

Cannibalism isn't a rare thing, and seeing it should not be laughed at. It's more of a psychopathic disorder of something caused a glitch in the mind<->reality continuum that partially and gradually eats the soul of the cannibal. It ain't funny. And sometimes, this things happen out of sudden extreme variants of uncontrolled emotions. Sobbing. Laughing. A glitch, a flick. Just like that. YOU TOO CAN BECOME LIKE THAT. Without any cure whatsoever. Don't laugh at them--- cannibals don't eat people because they intend to. Cannibals eat people because their mind tells them to, because it's no longer aware of reality. So even if we might find it funny, laughing too hard could make you insane. And become a laughingstock of other insane-to-be people. Simply put, extreme emotions (laughing, crying, etc.) turns into insanity if too exaggerated, which later on turns into a disorder of some kind, which has a probability of being cannibalism.

My dog taught me that.

~Fz

[Vezer]

Hey guys, I just watched a dog eat another dog today. And guess what?

It was fuckin hilarious? Animals are funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk)

[Magmaniac]

Hey guys, I just watched a dog eat another dog today. And guess what? The world's called a fucking dog eat dog world.

Cannibalism isn't a rare thing, and seeing it should not be laughed at. It's more of a psychopathic disorder of something caused a glitch in the mind<->reality continuum that partially and gradually eats the soul of the cannibal. It ain't funny. And sometimes, this things happen out of sudden extreme variants of uncontrolled emotions. Sobbing. Laughing. A glitch, a flick. Just like that. YOU TOO CAN BECOME LIKE THAT. Without any cure whatsoever. Don't laugh at them--- cannibals don't eat people because they intend to. Cannibals eat people because their mind tells them to, because it's no longer aware of reality. So even if we might find it funny, laughing too hard could make you insane. And become a laughingstock of other insane-to-be people. Simply put, extreme emotions (laughing, crying, etc.) turns into insanity if too exaggerated, which later on turns into a disorder of some kind, which has a probability of being cannibalism.

My dog taught me that.

~Fz

Your uninformed psychobabble makes me tremble with disgust. No self aware human being should listen to this type of rhetoric and take it seriously.

[Protogod]

Your uninformed psychobabble makes me tremble with disgust. No self aware human being should listen to this type of rhetoric and take it seriously.

I agree. Its kind of painful to see this kind of misinformation being presented as an educated opinion. Its so made up that his ass must be sore from pulling it out so hard and fast.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Ouch. I know basic psychology (more than a few college courses' worth, but nowhere near even a baccalaureate level), and this is ridiculous.

Oh well. Some get it, some think they do, and some don't.

-DocZetta

[mranderson]

Yes I also understand. If you don't want to get stabbed, or your head cut off, never go to sleep! Or you get stabbed! By the normal looking people listening to music. Be aware, stranger danger, and whatever you do stay alive. :P

[FrankZ]

Wow. I pity these kind of people who are soaked in the pit of shame.

~Fz

[WhatIsStarcraft]

This is called sheep-stare.

Sheep-stare is when people just stand watchoing someone doing something horrible to a person. No one does anything.

Example: A guy was robbing an old man in a wheelchair. The old man tried t oresist, but the thief just kept punching the old man, and continued to search for the old man's wallet. There were people there that, if they had cooperated, they could have easily have taken out the thief, but they were just standing there, looking like sheep while the thief took all the money and ran off.

The thief ran betwen two big guys, but they were just standing there, not trying to block the thief or anything.

Everything was filmed by a security camera, and later the thief I think was captured. This story ends good in a way, but the fact that tens of people were standing there, looking like sheep while an old man was robbed and beaten, is just horrible.

[Magmaniac]

Wow. I pity these kind of people who are soaked in the pit of shame.

~Fz

And I pity these kind of people who are so stupid yet think they are so smart.

[dunchy]

My girlfriends 3rd cousin.

[Magmaniac]

My girlfriends 3rd cousin.

the dead guy?

[dunchy]

Yup..

[SilverCrusader]

Sheep-stare is when people just stand watchoing someone doing something horrible to a person. No one does anything.

Example: A guy was robbing an old man in a wheelchair. The old man tried t oresist, but the thief just kept punching the old man, and continued to search for the old man's wallet. There were people there that, if they had cooperated, they could have easily have taken out the thief, but they were just standing there, looking like sheep while the thief took all the money and ran off.

The thief ran betwen two big guys, but they were just standing there, not trying to block the thief or anything.

Everything was filmed by a security camera, and later the thief I think was captured. This story ends good in a way, but the fact that tens of people were standing there, looking like sheep while an old man was robbed and beaten, is just horrible.
What horrible people. I don't know how they live with themselves knowing they could of stopped the man, but didn't.

[FrankZ]

^ Agreed.

All the sheep-staring people there in the bus would have been enough to knock a single maniac down. How horrible. But that's just the reality, 'ennit? That's what we really are.

Sheep.

~Fz

[Skullflower]

Sheeple.

[Battlecruiser]

You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.

+1 for the Joker
-1 for humanity

Welcome to a world without rules.

[Protoss_Honor]

Screwy, ain't we?
People are messed up. Simple fact. While I feel sadness about this incident, and I do not want to sound uncaring, so what? People die horrible deaths every day. It is a fact of life. Build a bridge and get over it.
Some dude died in a very disgusting manner, at the hands of another guy who is obviously mentally disturbed. Stop talking about it like it is the latest scuttlebutt, stop making pathetic attempts at joking about it, and just drop it.