Blogish Post

[Gunmonk]

So... My dad let me stay at home while he and my sisters go to a family reunion thing in missouri... Unfortunately I don't know of any places to get hammered, and I dunno... A weekend alone (well not alone, a friend of mine is back from OU, so I might go hang with her) But for the most part, no Alcwal, no one is around to do a whole lot of shit... Fuck, I'm bored...

So anyways, who's coming over?

Damn it Bones, this is a blog, not a forum

[Magmaniac]

tell me about it dude
my dad is going up north to our cabin for the next 4 days.
My brother and his friends are going with him tomorrow.
My best friend rob is going with his girlfriend (one of my other best friends) and her family to some vacation down south, and my other best friend mitch is going with them. They left today and are going to be gone until monday.
I am stranded in my house with my best friends all gone and no family here and NO MONEY AND NO FOOD.

[Aqo]

I am stranded in my house with my best friends all gone and no family here and NO MONEY AND NO FOOD.
I am stranded in my house with my friends all gone AND NO FOOD.
I am stranded in my house with NO FOOD.
NO FOOD
...AAAAHHHHHH, Nightmare mode man D:

I was in the big city for three days on some obscure movie-shooting job that my friend got me into. I lived at the director's apartment for that duration and only ate pizza and beans. I got to feel the life of a poor worker to full extent and it was pretty fun; got more of that coming the week after next; next week my parents are taking me with them on a trip to some Kibbutz, I'm not really interested but I've got to see my parents more so w/e. Also, the instructor at the university course I'm currently taking has a hot ass, I can't focus on the lesson because of her... >_>... Good thing I know the material good enough to score a high grade even without studying or I'll be fucked. She totally got angry at me for getting a hour late to class today, IT WAS THE TRAIN'S FAULT NOT MINE, pifft, I got her phone number :3

There, a blog. Have fun with it.

[Lithium]

Play Starcraft all day. That usually works.

[SHISHKABOB]

Aqo there are no big cities in Israel, stop lying to us. Also, masturbation then sleep.

[TheDriver]

So... My dad let me stay at home while he and my sisters go to a family reunion thing in missouri... Unfortunately I don't know of any places to get hammered, and I dunno... A weekend alone (well not alone, a friend of mine is back from OU, so I might go hang with her) But for the most part, no Alcwal, no one is around to do a whole lot of shit... Fuck, I'm bored...

So anyways, who's coming over?

Damn it Bones, this is a blog, not a forum



You have a female, and an empty house? WTF is your complaint?

It's time for cuddling, my friend .

[Faiien]

Enjoy the silence, I find meditation pretty peaceful.

[Skullflower]

I dont get the point of this thread.

[Magmaniac]

I dont get the point of this thread.

hint: it's the same point that life has.

[Ubergopher]

...I'm in a building that doesn't have the most sturdy roof and in the off chance the terrorists get up the balls to mortar this place and get lucky on the first hit, I'd die. Y'all can quit your bitches. :mad:

[Magmaniac]

...I'm in a building that doesn't have the most sturdy roof and in the off chance the terrorists get up the balls to mortar this place and get lucky on the first hit, I'd die. Y'all can quit your bitches. :mad:

You get free food, I'd take your position any day.

[Gunmonk]

You have a female, and an empty house? WTF is your complaint?

So... My dad let me stay at home while he and my sisters go to a family reunion thing in missouri... Unfortunately I don't know of any places to get hammered, and I dunno... A weekend alone (well not alone, a friend of mine is back from OU, so I might go hang with her) But for the most part, no Alcwal, no one is around to do a whole lot of shit... Fuck, I'm bored...


You get free food, I'd take your position any day.

And a gun... and money...

[Dark_Soul74]

...I'm in a building that doesn't have the most sturdy roof and in the off chance the terrorists get up the balls to mortar this place and get lucky on the first hit, I'd die. Y'all can quit your bitches. :mad:People need a sense of perspective before they try to whine in public. Everyone nowadays just feels so self-important that their own mild discomfort is greater than someone else risking death every moment. Sad but true.

*waits for a man with terminal cancer who is slowly being devoured by leeches to come in and one-up Ubergopher*

[Ubergopher]

Nah, I definantly overstated my risk for humor. I'm probably safer where I am right now than in DC or any inner city in the US.

[GenocideAlive]

Don't believe everything you're told, Uber.

And I for one, agree with DS473833. It's one of the things that makes me a better athlete.

[Dark_Soul74]

Don't believe everything you're told, Uber.

And I for one, agree with DS473833. It's one of the things that makes me a better athlete.Leeches, or not whining?

[Magmaniac]

Day 1

Mood: irritated
Clothing: yellow plaid boxer shorts
Boredom: medium
Blitzball team's stats: 9-2-2
I woke up hungry but decided to not eat, reminding myself that I have to ration and cannot afford to eat whenever I feel like it.
It turns out they took the truck, which they said they would't, which means not only do I have no food or money, I now have no means of going to the bank, to get money, so I can get some food.
I'm gonna fuck around online and then play blitzball more on ffx.

[Gunmonk]

Day 1

Mood: Apathetic
Clothing: Boxers that say ho ho ho and a black Wife beater
Boredom: Extreme
I woke up around 12:30 today, I have yet to go to the store to go get food... I had to go fill the tank on my car so I stopped in and got an arizona tea and reeses peanut butter cup, both were consumed in the name of breakfast. I am supposed to leave in several minutes to go eat food at a mexican restaurant, after which, I will go buy the essentials (weed, alcohol, pr0n... jk) such as milk, OJ(maybe... and only if the glove fits), frozen pizza(s), eggs, and maybe mountain dew or root beer.. I have yet to decide.

EDIT: After eating at said mexican restaurant, I found myself wanting to go home and sleep, thus I did so and will purchase groceries tomorrow... maybe.

[Lithium]

Day 1

Mood: Nostalgic
Clothing: basketball shorts and a hat
Boredom: Moderately low

Today I woke up at 8:00, crunched down a bowl of cereal and started running around the neighborhood in poorly coordinated sprints, thus leading to me getting stuck in a storm drain after slipping on a sand bar in the middle of the road.

After I managed to get out with my leet climbing skills I changed all my clothes and scrubbed myself in the shower for 2 hours, then lunch. Yummy it was a deliciious mash potato and french fries platter.

I went to the computer and started playing one of my favorite games: Starcraft. While playing on Battle.Net, I met some guy with the username "Metzen" and I was like OMGOMGOMGOMG Can it be? Then it turned out he was some spoofer and banned me as I tried to host a Cat and Mouse: Jungle v2.2.

After SC I cleaned up around the house and did normal house things, like messing it up.

Then that's it. I skipped dinner because I felt that it was a total waste of time and your body only needs 2 meals a day to survive. And shit, think about the people in Africa.

[Duddits]

How-TO:

Turn boredom into fun.

Step 1. Press backspace seven times
Step 2. Press F
Step 4. Press u
Step 5. Press n

[Gunmonk]

How-TO:

Turn boredom into fun.

Step 1. Press backspace seven times
Step 2. Press F
Step 4. Press u
Step 5. Press n

It didn't work:shiftyl:

[Duddits]

Ok... Have you tried showing a dozen eggs into the microwave yet? That's a load of fun... Or maybe

I like doing this. Just driving around the countryside. Get yourself lost on purpose, then try to find your way home.

Goto McDonald's and order 50 straws.

Tip over a vending machine.

Nude swimming.

Nude anything.

Add booze -100 boredom

I can watch paint from if I'm drunk, but there might have to be ciggarette'sinvolve.d

[Ubergopher]

And shit, think about the people in Africa.

What about them? I bet if they had a chance to eat 3 meals a day they'd do it, and say "Screw you." to anyone that suggests because there are starving people elsewhere that they shouldn't eat themselves.

As for the body only needing 2 meals a day, thats true to an extent, but its healthier if you eat 4-5 small meals throughout the day and if you work out at all 2 meals won't be enough to sustain you for any length of time.

[mranderson]

Water and bread can keep the human body going .... and really you could eat dirt and get a seriously minimal amount out of it, but get lots of fiber. But blah blah blah, if I send those african kids food it'll cost more in shipping than the food is worth so in the end they are "feeding" off of people that are full. Ironic no?

[Gunmonk]

Day 2

Mood: Agitated
Clothing: Black Boxer Briefs, and Guinness beer T-Shirt
Boredom: moderate to low
Hunger: low

So I'm still debating with myself on whether or not to go get some groceries... I woke up around 10:30 have yet to take a shower, and am thinking of going to either mcdonalds or taco bell for lunch... have yet to decide. On the plus side, my friend has offered to help pay for gas in exchange for coming with me to kansas... so it may work out quite well. Gigily be afraid... very afraid... My father and sisters are supposed to be coming back sometime tomorrow late afternoon or night... To speak of hunger as well, I have not eaten since last night, and I do not seem to be very hungry.

EDIT: I went and got groceries... Got some sunny D too!!! :D

[Magmaniac]

Day 1

Mood: headache
Clothing: blue plaid boxer shorts
Boredom: high
Blitzball team's stats: 18-2-2
I went around the house last night looking for all the cups and bowls my brother and his friends had left out so that I could do some dishes. I then rigged up an elaborate system so that I can get water and ice without having to go all the way upstairs. I watched hollow man and played a couple hours of a new game of final fantasy 12 (after browsing through guides for it on gamefaqs for an hour to decide which to use.) I went to bed around 7:30 and got up now (5:00 PM.) I plan on making a sandwich, having a glass of milk and some pretzel sticks, and continuing my ff12 game after some blitzball.

[mranderson]

1%, 2% or fat free?

[Gunmonk]

1%, 2% or fat free?

Skim... so whatever the fuck that is... aside from ice cream, I really dont much like milk... it keeps allot of extra fat and what not stored... in reality the milk was for when everyone gets back

[mranderson]

Tell them it was going bad? If skim milk does go bad... or you can get them more milk. But I would classify the skim milk as fat free... maybe that's what I meant the whole time.

But I grew up on 2% so ..., and icecream :P Of course I'm still considered skinny :confused: I get to say hello to bad eating habits come fall though :rolleyes:

[Magmaniac]

2% motha fucka