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FrankZ
07-20-2008, 2:15 AM
This'll be an unofficial mini-contest for the month of July. The mechanics are as follows:



A.1A» Everyone is entitled to join and win, simply post an original joke that you made up. It will serve as your contest entry.
A.1B»Maximum of three consecutive entries per page. Members violating this rule is subject to immediate disqualification.
A.1C»Strictly jokes only. C&C's are to be posted in the voting thread, right within the post of your vote, below your vote details.
A.2»Once the thread reaches one thousand posts, it will be closed and the voting of the winner will be held on another thread.
A.3»The voting will be held in a per-person, not per-post basis. All participant's names will be listed in the starter post of the voting thread.
A.4»To vote for the person whom you think made the funniest joke, post your vote in the voting thread.
A.5»Only one vote per member. The winning member will receive rep, and if others will oblige, they'll give the winning member rep as well.
A.6»Note that you can post as many entries as you want, as long as it doesn't violate mechanic A.1B.

These rules are subject to change without prior notice based on requests and revisions PM'd by other members.

Happy joking!

Jimmy_the_saint
07-20-2008, 3:04 AM
Umm i dont get it. Do i post a joke I made up or one on WB?

FrankZ
07-20-2008, 3:49 AM
You have to, as clearly stated in the mechanics, create a joke of your own then post it here as an entry to the contest.

WarInSerbia
07-20-2008, 6:20 AM
This wont end well,the staff hates jokes :/

Lithium
07-20-2008, 11:30 AM
Why did the mod lock this thread?

Because this joke sucks!


(as in this joke in particular lololoolololol)

IrishDutchman
07-20-2008, 11:32 AM
Why did the horny Dutch boy cross the road?

To stick his finger in a dyke.

Lithium
07-20-2008, 11:36 AM
How many terrorizers does it take to destroy America?

None. America's already destroyed.

xDay dat was teh funnay

jordanhanzon
07-20-2008, 12:07 PM
I heard this one from someone but I can't remember who..
Your momma is so fat that when she gets parasited by a queen, she reveals the whole map

Jimmy_the_saint
07-22-2008, 2:43 AM
What is brown and sticky? A stick :D

What is pink and handy? A hand :D