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Schwitzer
07-12-2008, 12:18 PM
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? It could be physical, emotional, circumstantial - anything at all. I request that people refrain from dragging this thread down with offhand humour such as, "I wish my cock wasn't so large, har har".

In all my vanity I would love to have brown eyes. It's not that I particularly dislike my natural eye colour, but there's something about brown eyes that I find particularly attractive.

TinyDancer
07-12-2008, 12:33 PM
I would like it to be easier for me to take things more seriously sometimes. Having enough money to pay for college this fall, so I won't be a year older than my classmates would be great. A slightly thinner build would be nice too, but not at the top of my priority list.

BlackHawk
07-12-2008, 12:36 PM
Would be nice to get rid of my man boobs...I'm working on it though.

SilverCrusader
07-12-2008, 12:41 PM
To not be nearsighted.

Zerg_eater
07-12-2008, 1:24 PM
NOt to be so short?

PaiN
07-12-2008, 1:25 PM
To have better vision. Hate bad vision but im too lazy to get glasses/contacts =/

VigilanteV
07-12-2008, 1:47 PM
Hmm...my massive self esteem says nothing, but I would like to be able to tan easier. 4 four in the sun with no sun block, and I get a little bit red.

RelinaIonna
07-12-2008, 1:51 PM
The lack of creole prawns down my gullet.

fenix6593
07-12-2008, 2:39 PM
To be happy and not so mad!

TheOutcast
07-12-2008, 4:55 PM
To not get annoyed over little things.

InfinityComplex
07-12-2008, 4:56 PM
To push myself and take risks.

Zeltaris
07-12-2008, 4:58 PM
Hmm...my massive self esteem says nothing, but I would like to be able to tan easier. 4 four in the sun with no sun block, and I get skin cancer.
*fixed :)

Protoss_Honor
07-12-2008, 5:13 PM
the biggest things? to not be gluten and lactose intolerant. that is what I wish.

kongurous
07-12-2008, 5:17 PM
I would make myself taller.

Spartan-II
07-12-2008, 5:18 PM
I want to take more risks, and that's something i'm currently working on.

IrishDutchman
07-12-2008, 8:07 PM
I wouldn't mind beign a lil broader. You know, yop bheyt the laides interested and everytihn. Evetrythings fine otherwise, bgot a huge dick and all, but my shoulders could do with a lil work.
mebbe al il more tanned too, chicks lvoe that.

Dark_Soul74
07-12-2008, 8:29 PM
I'd probably be better off if I was a wee bit more motivated. It'd be awesome if I could finish things for a change.

Atillawurm
07-12-2008, 9:11 PM
hmmmm, my anit social behaviors I guess, although I do become quite open after a couple of drinks, I want to be able to do it without the drinking.....

FrankZ
07-12-2008, 9:14 PM
Not to be nearsighted, and obtain a mental superiority. :heart:

~Fz

fenix6593
07-12-2008, 9:27 PM
To be 18

Jimmy_the_saint
07-13-2008, 1:22 AM
To be massivly tall. And notrthern european, with blonde hair and blue eys. and like massive.

MatGeo
07-13-2008, 2:49 AM
To get rid of my eyesight problem.

Progressive diseases suck(my diopters like double each year).

Black.Ice
07-15-2008, 3:18 PM
Hmm, what an interesting question. I realize you said one thing, but here's a few things I'd change in different categories:

Physical Traits: I'd want to have 20/20 vision.

Circumstantial: I wouldn't have skipped a grade in elementary school.

Time-Saving: I wouldn't have joined Warboards.

Personality: I would have been more outgoing when I was younger.



And wee, for 6,000th post.

Ender
07-15-2008, 3:57 PM
I'd like to be either smarter or physically better than I am now. I'm reasonably intelligent now, but it never hurts to be smarter. Physically, I've got a few genetic things that make me sad. :(

ZeratulStukov
07-15-2008, 4:41 PM
1) I would really really like to weigh 20 kilograms less.

2) I would like not having eyesight problems that cause me to wear glasses always when I'm not asleep.

3) I would like no to have *CENSORED* because it really sucks and I'm ashamed of this.

Jimmy_the_saint
07-15-2008, 8:20 PM
Please explain to us what censored means.

Currently it could mean maybe 2 things in my head. or even three, depending on which way you bend.
But really, censored doesn't really help.

Lithium
07-15-2008, 9:25 PM
I would want to have a sharper nose. Hindi maganda kung pango ang elong mo. :P

ZeratulStukov
07-16-2008, 3:29 AM
Please explain to us what censored means.


I don't have enough guts to post this on an internet forum.

Skullflower
07-16-2008, 3:38 AM
I don't have enough guts to post this on an internet forum.

Thats great to know. I guess.

QuothTheRaven
07-16-2008, 4:28 AM
To be 18
It's overrated. Trust me.

IrishDutchman
07-16-2008, 7:23 AM
It's overrated. Trust me.

I see what you mean.
When I turn 18 I can:

Buy hasj
Buy drinks with over 15% alcohol
Drive a car

When Americans turn 18 they can:

>.>
<.<

Rent pornos?

I mean, you're already allowed to drive, and you still have to wait 3 years to drink. You can't even have beer or anything.
Yep, 18th birthday fails in the US.

Ktan
07-16-2008, 7:26 AM
I don't have enough guts to post this on an internet forum.

Then why did you even bother to post the 3rd point at all?

Faiien
07-16-2008, 7:46 AM
I wanna stop being chubby.

SilverCrusader
07-16-2008, 12:09 PM
I see what you mean.
When I turn 18 I can:

Buy hasj
Buy drinks with over 15% alcohol
Drive a car

When Americans turn 18 they can:

>.>
<.<

Rent pornos?

I mean, you're already allowed to drive, and you still have to wait 3 years to drink. You can't even have beer or anything.
Yep, 18th birthday fails in the US.
Psh, turning 18 isn't all that great. Everyone thinks it is so great to be free from your parents until responsibility hits you like a brick.
And in my state, if in the immediate presence of a legal parent or guardian, I can drink like there is no tomorrow legally. However, I feel like living a long life. Killing mah liver wouldn't be a good step towards that.

I also would change that I took 2nd grade twice :( (The teacher thought I was retarded because I didn't do mah homework)

Lithium
07-16-2008, 3:41 PM
I would also like to change my eye color to blue. Because Asians with blue eye colors are cool.

FrankZ
07-16-2008, 3:54 PM
This is beside the point but.. wtf (http://planetrenders.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=170127&st=0#entry1828153)
A thread on another forum similar to the current one, almost as if somebody on WarBoards re-posted it there on an unfamiliar name. That supposed to be interesting?

~Fz

psycho42b
07-16-2008, 8:30 PM
I'd increase my common sense and decrease my social incapabilities.

QuothTheRaven
07-17-2008, 12:41 AM
I would like to stop having to shave my nipples

NoobOfLore
07-17-2008, 1:38 AM
I would remove my Autism, and increase my social competence*
I would also like to have green eyes. Green eyes are awesome.

*pretty much the same thing.

Skullflower
07-17-2008, 1:40 AM
I wish I could do br00tal vocals like Ed Butcher from IKTPQ. Or Winston from Parkway Drive.

Nephi
07-17-2008, 11:24 AM
I'd like to be done with my schooling.....

physically i'd like to have my heart/lung issues go away.
(I have a pacemaker, and pulminary hypertension. My heart is two chambers instead of the regular 4 thus making circulation of blood a bit more of a chore. I still play sports competivley, but obviously lack the endurance I should/could have)

SilverCrusader
07-17-2008, 12:30 PM
I'd like to be done with my schooling.....

physically i'd like to have my heart/lung issues go away.
(I have a pacemaker, and pulminary hypertension. My heart is two chambers instead of the regular 4 thus making circulation of blood a bit more of a chore. I still play sports competivley, but obviously lack the endurance I should/could have)
You should try endurance running to build up heart strength. You don't have to run fast. Just very slow, and long.

Serban
07-17-2008, 3:46 PM
Never balding. I lose a lot of hair every time I brush it... :(

Nostradamus
07-17-2008, 6:16 PM
I would like to tone down my hostility towards theists. I would also like to stop being "that tall, loud, camp guy that uses too many big words" as I tend to intimidate people :/ That being said I am blessed with many many many good friends.

GenocideAlive
07-18-2008, 10:12 AM
I'd like to have a milder, more reasonable emotion towards factual inaccuracies and logical fallacies online / in written form. Something about it just bugs the shit out of me, and basically turns me into an asshole. I've always had contempt for idiocy, and I've toned it down, a lot. I do very well when I'm speaking to someone face-to-face, I guess because I've come to understand that it's a person, it has feelings, etc. etc. Being online has a number of aggravating factors that make the personal touch nonexistant.

That said, it probably still counts as a social disorder of sorts. Hostility of any form would be considered a social disorder, probably. :D Anyway, about my body, I would unhurt my hamstring, which I have to ice constantly now. Schwitzer, shame on you for your vain eyecolor crap. Especially with the number of people I hear whining about BROWN eyes wanting to have BLUE or w/e. Mine are green, and sometimes they turn yellow. It's pretty sweet.

PrestonBurke
07-22-2008, 12:57 AM
I would like to overcome my "shyness" so I can make some more friends and even talk to a girl. I want better public speaking skills so I won't talk so fast that I stutter or get a mental block.

Physically, I'm fine with my current body (Not your definition of hot though). But sometimes I wish I hadn't walked towards a growling dog when I was 7 then maybe I wouldn't have such ugly scars on my left arm or If I had agreed to wear braces during my childhood then maybe I wouldn't have two teeth that are misaligned.

Gunmonk
07-22-2008, 5:25 AM
I could shave off about thirty pounds... that and I'd make it to where I didnt play football last year and blow all the cartlidge in my shoulder to hell