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Whiteknight
03-30-2008, 11:25 PM
It was promised so long ago! Why have you failed to deliver, AJ? I demand an explanation! You... you said those nude pictures I sent in would support the site. :cry::

MatGeo
03-31-2008, 12:32 AM
Wow, I forgot about the naked staff calendar. Thanks for reminding me WK.

Please give us the calendar, I've been waiting for like a year to get it.

Gunmonk
03-31-2008, 12:33 AM
I want some more porno damnit.... I want to spank my monkey(s)

Thedutchjelle
03-31-2008, 2:08 AM
Wow, I forgot about the naked staff calendar. Thanks for reminding me WK.

Please give us the calendar, I've been waiting for like a year to get it.

They want to make a picture of all the staff before releasing it, but AJ keeps whoring the camera.:concern:

King_Critter
03-31-2008, 4:36 PM
It's up your butt, that's where.

Basan
04-01-2008, 7:52 PM
The calendar will soon be released now that I've left the staff... they're finally feeling more comfortable :smirk: and I believe that the said item will reach the WB's store soon enough.

Polkaman
04-01-2008, 9:53 PM
:o

Dont tell me this is what i think it is :confused:

Otherwise,:D

Gunmonk
04-01-2008, 11:24 PM
Wait... is Seal on there :o

MatGeo
04-02-2008, 1:24 AM
Wait... is Seal on there :o

:o I want 3 copies.

SmoothWare
04-02-2008, 1:50 AM
Isn't seal like 14... you pedos

MatGeo
04-02-2008, 2:00 AM
No, she was 14 in 2004 when you became inactive probably, now she should be around 18.

And besides, I'm 15 so :P

Ubergopher
04-02-2008, 3:06 AM
And besides, I'm 15 so
So you're still a disgusting slime bag but can't be prosecuted for it as an adult?

Also, hopefully this calender never sees the light of day.

Galiant
04-02-2008, 3:18 AM
Seal is 18 you fools!

I think I have a pic of Kong here with his Guitar..

Ktan
04-02-2008, 4:41 AM
Congrats, did you use your cognitive powers of simply repeating what MatGeo said to figure out Seal's age, or are we expected to believe that you know anything about Seal?

Jeez, seriously, calling out everyone else as fools. Talk about attention whoring.


regarding the calender
I'd be up for it, tbh, aside from the whole 'being naked' thing, yanno...

SmoothWare
04-02-2008, 12:38 PM
No, she was 14 in 2004 when you became inactive probably, now she should be around 18.

And besides, I'm 15 so :P

Wow... Just.. Wow.

to be honest I never really was active here. more like BF full time, WB part time.

AJ
04-02-2008, 12:50 PM
well fix that, homes. :P

as to the calendar it was delayed until i could get someone (smoothware) to return and continue work on it.. expect a 3Q 2008 release.

GenocideAlive
04-02-2008, 12:51 PM
Wow... Just.. Wow.

to be honest I never really was active here. more like BF full time, WB part time.
To be honest, you're still not active here. You're just spamming.

SmoothWare
04-02-2008, 1:24 PM
To be honest, you're still not active here. You're just spamming.

I haven't seen any spam, not really, just a random attack for no reason.

AJ: I didn't know I was under contract. :P

AJ
04-02-2008, 1:29 PM
that's the best kind of contract. ;)

SmoothWare
04-02-2008, 2:05 PM
that's the best kind of contract. ;)

touché

though if you DO need anything graphics wise, lemme know.

kongurous
04-02-2008, 2:39 PM
It was promised so long ago! Why have you failed to deliver, AJ? I demand an explanation! You... you said those nude pictures I sent in would support the site. :cry::

Ha ha, joke's on you I guess. I didn't send in any :P

Gunmonk
04-02-2008, 5:25 PM
though if you DO need anything graphics wise, lemme know.

For some reason it made me think of the scene from bio dome where they are talking about their action figures being anatomically correct.

Still... I like the idea of the calendar.

SmoothWare
04-02-2008, 5:46 PM
For some reason it made me think of the scene from bio dome where they are talking about their action figures being anatomically correct.

Still... I like the idea of the calendar.

I haven't a clue what you're talking about, haha.

Jaxander
04-03-2008, 10:33 AM
Perhaps he's indirectly suggesting that the next project from the Warboards staff be anatomically correct action figures?

Or perhaps he just likes the moovie Biodome. Which is a pretty funny movie. Kind of a poor man's Dumb and Dumber.

QuothTheRaven
04-03-2008, 12:59 PM
Zomg, are you guys serious?

MatGeo
04-03-2008, 1:05 PM
Zomg, are you guys serious?

100%

It's a pretty old idea that never came to pass, until now. ;)

Ahzz
04-03-2008, 2:42 PM
im too sexy for the calendar so you most likely wont see me there

'fashion is my passion'
'I dress to impress'
'I'm good looking enough to eat'

I live by those 3 lines.

AJ
04-03-2008, 3:12 PM
Ahzz won't want to get shown up by Proto, so he'll be in it - don't worry. ;)

Neo
04-04-2008, 6:13 PM
how about just a half-naked calender?

-Neo

Basan
04-04-2008, 6:30 PM
Sorry to say this Neo, but even half naked you're still way too chubby for my particular tastes... ;) [/Joke]

GroG
04-05-2008, 1:57 AM
Neo owned.

Neo
04-05-2008, 7:58 PM
thanks for missing the joke there basan and grog.

-Neo

Protosschick99
04-06-2008, 1:56 AM
It was promised so long ago! Why have you failed to deliver, AJ? I demand an explanation! You... you said those nude pictures I sent in would support the site. :cry::

OMGOSH WK!!! :D

It's good to see you :D

*hugz*

Gosh so much has happened...We need you in the RP forum darnit! Because PC says so XD

Love ya dude :)

<3 PC :]

P.S. I'm getting married! :D XD XD
P.P.S. Yeah those nekked staff calendar thingies were kinda funny when talked about :P I heard Dunchy did a full nude shot when you were supposed to hide behind an object that affiliates with their username or something XD I'm pretty sure AJ was joking XD

Basan
04-06-2008, 6:19 AM
thanks for missing the joke there basan and grog.

Which joke? There was the initial calendar one, then your pun alongside with mine (and probably a few other ones). With so much satire laying about it's kinda hard to know where we stand and can easily get confused. *Rolls eyes, mocking the whole thing while trying to picture a half naked Neo* :smirk:

WarInSerbia
04-06-2008, 2:21 PM
First you should post here a list of mods/admins
I dont know the whole "gang"

MatGeo
04-06-2008, 2:24 PM
First you should post here a list of mods/admins
I dont know the whole "gang"

Had you taken the time to closely read AJ's post in the Awards thread, or to check the bottom of the forum main page, you would've.

Staff Listing (http://www.warboards.org/showgroups.php)

Tuxinator
04-07-2008, 3:05 PM
Grrr, naked neo eh? I do have a fat fetish...

Neo
04-07-2008, 10:48 PM
Grrr, naked neo eh? I do have a fat fetish...

c'mere big boy.

wait reverse that.

-Neo

Gunmonk
04-08-2008, 12:22 AM
OMGOSH WK!!! :D

It's good to see you :D

*hugz*

Gosh so much has happened...We need you in the RP forum darnit! Because PC says so XD

Love ya dude :)

<3 PC :]

P.S. I'm getting married! :D XD XD
P.P.S. Yeah those nekked staff calendar thingies were kinda funny when talked about :P I heard Dunchy did a full nude shot when you were supposed to hide behind an object that affiliates with their username or something XD I'm pretty sure AJ was joking XD

Oh great... here we go again NEW THREAD!!!! Relax you know I still love you

Dark_Soul74
04-08-2008, 8:54 PM
Seriously, why does everyone think Seal is a girl now? Sheesh.

FrankZ
04-08-2008, 10:09 PM
DS74 either you are too busy fucking around instead of paying attention, or you are just doing a lame attempt on comedy.

Is there some sort of WarBoards Staff Dartboard aside from the calendar coming? I have already prepared the darts for shipping, 1.50euros each dart.

MatGeo
04-09-2008, 3:45 AM
Seriously, why does everyone think Seal is a girl now? Sheesh.

Because she is?

If it was suppose to be sarcasm or a joke, it failed by the way.

AJ
04-09-2008, 3:45 AM
shhh.

dunchy
04-09-2008, 9:32 PM
I still have the pole dancing picture.