500 things wrong with movies

[Jimmy_the_saint]

This is not a game. I want to find out what takes the piss out of you guys in movies.

1.The hero always finds some impossible way to escape.

[Zerg_eater]

nice rip-off ^_^

2. Too much happy endings.

[dunchy]

3. Too many far too gorgeous women. You seriously cannot find that many hot women in real life.

[Kawagata]

4. To reveal a hot woman, remove her glasses.

[Leosam096]

5. Book-adapted movies are in a way worse than the books. Readers form their own characters, the movies try to bring in the sexiest woman main character in.

[Toucan]

6. New concepts are so rare. It's no ones fault I guess, still sux though.

[Moser]

Directors/Producers always get well known actors/actresses to play parts. You know how hard it is to really get into the movie when you can only think about the main character being somebody totally different in a different movie. Example. watching Mrs. Doubtfire and seeing Peirce Brosnan play his character, and I can't stop thinking about him in James Bond.. Bad example, but only one I could think of. Or seeing Tom Hanks play a lieutenant in Saving Private Ryan, when I can only imagine him In Forrest Gump.. I just can't take him seriously.

Sort of hard to explain, but I love it when they bring in new people who I have never really seen before to play main characters. I can take them more seriously because im not thinking about how Tom Hanks was a (for lack of a better word) retard in Forrest Gump as he's trying to lead a platoon. Anybody follow? :P

[TheOutcast]

8. Some movies are unrealistic and it's stupid.

[Galiant]

some of the movies that are based on books are converted to good to BHADEH!!

[Icarus]

10. Deadlines and pressures from production always ruins a good idea by panicking the creators and cutting off the time to make the film

11. Dialogue. Honestly I have no idea what world these writers live in, but the type of conversations people have in just about every movie made is so unrealistic. Please use words and grammatical errors that people commonly make, because otherwise it becomes so clear that these lines are fed and written before-hand.

[Nostradamus]

12. In Disney being a parent is like having cancer, you die IMMEDIATLY "It's a boy!" "Oh that's great... wait... why have you got a gun?" *Scene zooms out from room followoed by gunshots and screams, and the tiny little chipmunk orphan is carted away to the big factory of doom where they toil away their young life in hope of one day seeing a photo of a sandwich*

13. Uwe Boll

14. Tom Cruise

15. Scientology *cough*Battlefield Earth*cough*

[Polkaman]

16. Stuff that happenes, but they dont show you how it happens, when its a major/key part of the movie.

[Galiant]

17. Hero always saves pretty girl
18. In Spy movies, The Car can fly
19. Most are involved with secret organizations
20. Good Books are turned into crap

[TheBB]

Directors/Producers always get well known actors/actresses to play parts. You know how hard it is to really get into the movie when you can only think about the main character being somebody totally different in a different movie. Example. watching Mrs. Doubtfire and seeing Peirce Brosnan play his character, and I can't stop thinking about him in James Bond.. Bad example, but only one I could think of. Or seeing Tom Hanks play a lieutenant in Saving Private Ryan, when I can only imagine him In Forrest Gump.. I just can't take him seriously.

Sort of hard to explain, but I love it when they bring in new people who I have never really seen before to play main characters. I can take them more seriously because im not thinking about how Tom Hanks was a (for lack of a better word) retard in Forrest Gump as he's trying to lead a platoon. Anybody follow? :P

It's called typecasting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typecasting_(acting)

[Dem0nS1ayer]

The people always fall to the ground when they're near an explosion

In superhero movies, the hero almost dies, and then out of nowhere, he/she somehow gains enough momentum to beat the shit out of the bad guy.

[Icarus]

23. Too many famous actors that turn movies more into novelties than of art

[Nostradamus]

24. Hollywood

25. The apparant hatred of any british accents in movies unless they're Scottish or some "Hallo i'm Rupert" type crap.

26. The token funny black guy

[GroG]

No one works a job. And if they do, they only actually work in 1 scene or so, just to show you they actually work. Also, no one is tired or worn out from working.

[PrestonBurke]

27. John McClain still isn't dead.

[Lithium]

28. Chuck Norris quit the movie industry :(

[Twitch6000]

29. not enough horror movies that scare you to death.Or atleast make you piss your pants.(I miss those :().

[Toucan]

30. People always seem to have unlimited credit limits on their credit cards.

31. Spare car keys are always kept in the car under the driver side sun visor.

[Hydralisk1337]

32. Most remakes of old movie are terrible.
33. Gunfights seem to be getting older and crappier.

[Skullflower]

34. Those movies like Meet The Spartans that only fucking morons would waste money on seeing.

[dunchy]

34. Those movies like Meet The Spartans that only fucking morons would waste money on seeing.

Well lots of morons, made more money then rambo opening weekend.

35. Far too much CGI.