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VigilanteV
01-03-2008, 9:29 PM
OK. I have a little story to tell you people. So gather round and listen up...read up...

Ok i was just driving along on my way to pizza hut to have dinner with some friend. Nothing special.

When Out of nowhere some guy burns out of a PnC parking lot. I mean he burned out of there. Smoke and everything.

So he peals out of there, and loses control of his car, fish tails into my lane. I slam on my breaks to avoide a head on collision with this guy, who at this piont was spun around and facing me.

Then he has the balls to, for some reason, flip me off. I have no idea why either. I was looking at him in a strange way i guess. But to flip me off for nearly hitting me?!

But wait it gets better. His bright idea now is to BACK into another parking lot about 40 metters away or so.

I let him do his little thing and i'm ready to go when, the same guy burns out of that parking lot as well!!

I mean what the hell!! why would you try the same stupid move twice. But he make it this time.

I'm a astonded by what i've just seen. But keep on going.

I got my payback though, because a little ways up the road i saw the same car but in a ditch that had over 3 feet of water, snow and ice in it, with him stand out beside the car, scrathing his head wondering what went wrong.

So i told all my friends about it and they were in disbelif as well.

What goes through some peoples heads when the do shit like this...

hammocksleeper
01-03-2008, 9:35 PM
haha that's a pretty funny story

DoctorZettabyte
01-03-2008, 9:35 PM
You might be a horrible driver with a smart-ass personality when...

-DocTera

Dark_Soul74
01-03-2008, 9:51 PM
Morons are fun.

Black.Ice
01-03-2008, 11:05 PM
That's pretty crazy. There's not much else to say... I really don't know what would be going through that idiot's mind. Maybe he was drugged up and impaired? I really don't know...

GroG
01-03-2008, 11:13 PM
If it was icy outside and his car is crappy or there's something wrong with it, I'm willing to bet money he's trying to wreck his car for the claim money. He'll just blame it on the slippery roads.

I knew a kid who did that a few years back. Pretty underhanded if you ask me. I suppose he also could be doing some sort of Urban Car Derby action, but that seems unlikely since he'd have to pay money to everyone else he wrecked into, unless he is uninsured.

Atillawurm
01-03-2008, 11:25 PM
he is being a punk and showing off is all, just a stupid punk....

GenocideAlive
01-04-2008, 2:11 AM
Drugs, kids. Drugs make you think wrong.

GrassDragon
01-04-2008, 10:11 AM
Yeah it sounds like he was definitely on drugs.

Thedutchjelle
01-04-2008, 11:04 AM
Why did he go into the parking lot the second time if he didn't want to park his car.

Weird guy.

Moser
01-04-2008, 11:24 AM
Simple case of an idiot sighting. What kind of car was he in? I always love when I see people doing that in the most craptastic cars like minivans, old farm trucks, and pintos. XD

VigilanteV
01-04-2008, 2:55 PM
it was a rust bucket hick truck.

Faiien
01-04-2008, 8:39 PM
keep your head in the books not in the booze ^^
darwin was probably sleeping when he pulled that little stunt

DarkGunner
01-04-2008, 9:23 PM
Drinking and drugs... or someone whos seroiusly handicapped.

Flametrooper
01-04-2008, 9:35 PM
Wow....I would have to go with drunk driving. Or just pure stupidity. Or both.

UMSLdragon
01-05-2008, 3:23 AM
lawl, totally made me laugh! gotta wonder what he was trying to accomplish there... must've played too much NFS while impaired on the game!

GenocideAlive
01-08-2008, 12:06 AM
keep your head in the books not in the booze ^^
darwin was probably sleeping when he pulled that little stunt
Actually, Darwin was wide awake. Thus, he was selected against.

hammocksleeper
01-08-2008, 12:27 AM
As far as I know, Darwin Awards are bestowed only on those who die or are rendered sterile.

TheOutcast
01-08-2008, 11:28 PM
At times like that I just wanna unleash my A.D.D. and shoot people who fuck around.

WarInSerbia
01-09-2008, 4:42 AM
I dont understand a word you wrote...
burns out of a PnC parking lot
Explanation
flip me off
??

Biohazard
01-09-2008, 7:40 AM
Lawlpwnt.

I hate idiots like that.

Reminds me of this guy who rolled up at prom in a limmo. Opened the door right in front of the deputy and out falls a bottle of Jager. I laughed for like an hour straight.

Protoss_Honor
01-10-2008, 2:10 PM
I dont understand a word you wrote...That's okay. You are better off for it. :P

ExplanationSomething about he raced out of a PnC parking lot, whatever PnC is. I am sure some good denizen of of this place will explain that sooner or later. Well, you will have to see if we have any good denizens first. :P

??See the following:
flip off
When you make a fist and extend your middle finger with the back of your hand pointing toward the person you intend it for. A sort of "fuck you" gesture. Also known as "giving the finger".
1. Dude, that bitch just flipped me off!
2.Some guys cat called me, so I gave them the finger.

for more, including a visual example: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flip+off