I need someone to kiss as the ball drops!!!

[Gunmonk]

Well tonight is new years eve or whatever meh... I'm snowboarding/falling on my ass in new mexico. Its a church thingy... but tonight I'm going to the campus coffee house to watch the Balls ball drop. Only one problem... No one to kiss :o. The holy one also known as protogod and I were talking about this, so I decided to make a thread about this. So... I dunno I'd ask Seal or Dunchy, maybe Kong. oh well. but in all seriousness any tips that anyone has that might make me victorious this cold winters night that everyone will be getting hammered on. except me FUCK

[Faiien]

lots of alcohol + girl = impaired judgement = your kiss

[Dark_Soul74]

Your mother should be available.

[Gunmonk]

lots of alcohol + girl = impaired judgement = your kiss


Church thing... although there are other chicks... I doubt there will be alcohol anywhere here seeing as how it is a baptist encampment.

[U-238]

Take your dog. Dogs never turn down a good sloppy kiss. :)

[Thedutchjelle]

You are forced to kiss someone? What happens if you don't? You get shot or something?

[Kingscrab]

Your mother should be available. LOL! I love a good (or bad) mom joke. Don't worry Gunmonk, she's a good kisser! :o

[Magmaniac]

whine whine bitch bitch get a gf

[Battlecruiser]

Your mother should be available.

No she's not. I don't think she can be in two places at the same time. Zing!

Or can she? Double Zing!

[West]

You are forced to kiss someone? What happens if you don't? You get shot or something?

LOL +rep
Don't they have some of that "Jesus's blood" in some storage pantry around that you can get a "sip" from? you could just walk up to some girl (or all of them) and give them a kiss, then lock yourself in the bathroom for like 30 minutes

[femoimal]

i'm free, kiss me !

...tell me your address and I am on the way, all that bible stories give me the hots !

[hammocksleeper]

Got to be someone in the coffeehouse you can kiss...New Year's is one of those times like mistletoe when you are allowed to kiss practically anyone (assuming there is no one else present that they would rather kiss such as a boyfriend)

[GenocideAlive]

whine whine bitch bitch get a gf
A paradox: get a girlfriend who'll put up with the invisible elephant in the room (or god, whichever it may be), and put out. Doesn't seem likely.

Seriously, either get off your high horse or quit bitching. Girls don't kiss guys that are bigger girls than they are. Then they'd be lesbos and they wouldn't want a hairy, clumsy imitation. Jesus says poon is the path to hell, so why don't you kiss him on the lips now so you guys can go up to heaven where you'll kiss his ass for eternity.

[SilverCrusader]

Jesus says poon is the path to hell, so why don't you kiss him on the lips now so you guys can go up to heaven where you'll kiss his ass for eternity.
I know you hate Christianity. But please actually look in to the subject before you think you know what it says.

[Skullflower]

Jesus says poon is the path to hell, so why don't you kiss him on the lips now so you guys can go up to heaven where you'll kiss his ass for eternity.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Toucan]

You want to kiss one girl?

Mate, its new years, you go give every pretty girl in the room a kiss.

But don't forget to shake hands and wish the guys a happy new year to, or you might look kind of desperate. LOL

[GenocideAlive]

I know you hate Christianity. But please actually look in to the subject before you think you know what it says.
You're such a tool. I'm emo I know you hate Christinaity. I don't hate any religion. You just think that anybody thtat isn't with you is against you. Which isn't unusual, considering god's edicts. I just don't buy into your crap. It doesn't make me ignorant, though I'm sure you'd like to think so.

[Dark_Soul74]

You want to kiss one girl?
That's all I did! With the power of the internet! ;)

and a major credit card!

[Gunmonk]

A paradox: get a girlfriend who'll put up with the invisible elephant in the room (or god, whichever it may be), and put out. Doesn't seem likely.

Seriously, either get off your high horse or quit bitching. Girls don't kiss guys that are bigger girls than they are. Then they'd be lesbos and they wouldn't want a hairy, clumsy imitation. Jesus says poon is the path to hell, so why don't you kiss him on the lips now so you guys can go up to heaven where you'll kiss his ass for eternity.


Have fun doing satan... My friend and I kissed... she was cool about it. Though I did meet this chick on the ski lift

[GenocideAlive]

Have fun doing satan... My friend and I kissed... she was cool about it. Though I did meet this chick on the ski lift
Yeeha. Judge not lest ye be juged. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Those who live in glass houses should not cast stones. Read your own religious rhetoric please.

Gawd, how many braincells does it take to realize that you're no Jesus and if you want to look down your nose at someone you should do it using something other than the Bible, which tells you that we're all worthless sacks of crap anyway. Seriously, do you think Jesus is into your snotty attitude? Oh but wait, you're "a believer", which along with 5 cents can buy you a 4.9 cent trinket.

Srsly, human life is by defintion of Christianty, Sin. So as soon as you can accept your own pathetic worthlessness, I can in turn take your criticism for my inherent sinful nature. The problem is that nobody likes Step 1: Admit Faults, but everybody loves Step 2: Point Out Faults Of Others. Here's a hint, Jesus barely got past Step 1, and didn't particularly care for Step 2. Oh but wait, you're Gunmonk the forum guy obsessed with kissing a chick. I guess you're one step above Jesus, ready to tell the world who's going ot hell and who's not based on your sinful existance. Win and deliver, hypocrite.

[Biohazard]

Lawl @ teh religious argument.

There was a girl i wanted to kiss, but long story short my overprotective, strangely jealous, bitch of a "friend" forced her into not liking me anymore. Lovely how all that works out. But soon I will be getting me some poon and I'm FINE with that.

Funny how holidays like this make me depressed. Then I skulk back from my so-called "friends" house and piss and moan about it in here.

[femoimal]

if we talk so much about a kiss, how long is going to be when it comes to actual penetration ? How many tomes for s****y ?

[Icarus]

I kissed reese witherspoon...





...in my dreams.

[SilverCrusader]

Yeeha. Judge not lest ye be juged. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Those who live in glass houses should not cast stones. Read your own religious rhetoric please.

Gawd, how many braincells does it take to realize that you're no Jesus and if you want to look down your nose at someone you should do it using something other than the Bible, which tells you that we're all worthless sacks of crap anyway. Seriously, do you think Jesus is into your snotty attitude? Oh but wait, you're "a believer", which along with 5 cents can buy you a 4.9 cent trinket.

Srsly, human life is by defintion of Christianty, Sin. So as soon as you can accept your own pathetic worthlessness, I can in turn take your criticism for my inherent sinful nature. The problem is that nobody likes Step 1: Admit Faults, but everybody loves Step 2: Point Out Faults Of Others. Here's a hint, Jesus barely got past Step 1, and didn't particularly care for Step 2. Oh but wait, you're Gunmonk the forum guy obsessed with kissing a chick. I guess you're one step above Jesus, ready to tell the world who's going ot hell and who's not based on your sinful existance. Win and deliver, hypocrite.
There are so many misinterpretations in that I'm not even going to start.

You're such a tool. I'm emo I know you hate Christinaity. I don't hate any religion. You just think that anybody thtat isn't with you is against you. Which isn't unusual, considering god's edicts. I just don't buy into your crap. It doesn't make me ignorant, though I'm sure you'd like to think so.
I have my free will. As do you. Would I like to think you ignorant? No no, I don't want to you to be ignorant. I'm stating that you are ignorant when it comes to the topic of the bible. You assume I'm trying to get you to believe in creationism.
Well guess what? I'm not.
I'm simply saying before you make judgments or statements about something you should at least understand the topic to your fullest. Same with scientific theories. You don't walk into a physics conference and state that M Theory is false because it is too ludicrus to believe. I find in many Religion vs. Science arguments that most people on religion's side misinterpret the text. And most people that support science do not understand what they are arguing against.
Now, I have a right to claim I believe Evolution and the Big Bang Theory is false. Because I have studied both topics and know the evidence and data supporting them as well as the arguments.

[Protogod]

So, Gunny, when your balls dropped, what did you do?

I kid, I kid. But really, were you "lucky" or what? You said she was your friend? Does that mean nothing else will be coming from that?

[femoimal]

I find in many Religion vs. Science arguments that most people on religion's side misinterpret the text. And most people that support science do not understand what they are arguing against.
Now, I have a right to claim I believe Evolution and the Big Bang Theory is false. Because I have studied both topics and know the evidence and data supporting them as well as the arguments.

silver crusader, friend, you are stepping in an odd territory when you talk about science and religion. So do i in fact. But the two worlds we talk about (because they are worlds, they cannot really be deemed philosophies) are not equal. Many things are not equal, even though we wish they were.

See, you, I, and most us westerners talking on this forum have been raised in christian kingdom. Whether we are protestant, orthodox, catholic or any other branch, we where raised in a very similar environment. Same morals, same hammering of values, we even look at the same easter Christ movies. We literally bathe in the Bible. We do not need to know the book, we get hammered with it every day. The essence of the Bible is simple. Any person can understand it, because it is designed to be that way. I hope you agree with that.
Now, science is different. Although you get showered with technology every second, you do not necessarily understand the science behind it. It takes many years and a lot of patience to understand evolution and cosmology, not because the ideas behind them are necessarily complex, but because the ladder of knowledge to those ideas are tall.
Understanding the big bang is surely way beyond your grasping, for it is so for mine, even though i have an interest for astrophysics since 1990 or so. If the big bang did not occur (but then again, there is not one big-bang, but many, metaphorically speaking), what do you propose then ?
Evolution is easier, but i am sure you confuse chance mutation and chance selection (And random should replace chance too). This is rather worrisome, since the distinction is so simple that a lot of ill-will or bias is necessary to keep the confusion going.

To make it short, its very easy to understand the bible, and very difficult to understand the scientific knowledge. While you certainly seem proficient in the faith department, you do not seem to get a hold on the method to get reason to work.

As a matter of fact, you have every right to say anything. You can even claim you are a hamster. But you should be careful about your claims when they are quite beyond the reaches of your understandings.

When you use the phrasing "scientific theories" and "people that support science" you just show the reader that you are woefully inadequately equipped to deal with the scientific knowledge. You sort of disqualify yourself, and hence your debating of the big bang and evolution has no value because of lack of grasp of epistemology. I can develop that point if you wish, but its rather a rear-guard topic anyhow.

All in all, i get your Jesus, but you certainly do not get your Einstein.

PS: i do not claim that Einstein is any prophet of any kind. I mean, the man has no beard !

PS2: did you gunmonk slide your tongue in ?

[Dark_Soul74]

femoimal, that's offensive. Some of us really are hamsters.

[SilverCrusader]

As much as I would like to agree with you, I said I can claim I believe it to be so.
One needs to understand religion to understand science. One needs to understand science to understand religion. There is a mutual bond between the two of them, I don't understand why people see that. Science can be applied to religion and religion to science.
Regardless. The physics fall apart when you compress large amounts of energy and mass such that in the big bang, you get answers back out that don't make any sense.

[Skullflower]

Now, I have a right to claim I believe Evolution and the Big Bang Theory is false. Because I have studied both topics and know the evidence and data supporting them as well as the arguments.

Big Bang ----> Proposed by a Catholic Priest.

[GroG]

When I was single, I never felt the need to be with anyone during New Years. The couple of girls I dated when I really felt like getting with a girl turned out to be pretty shitty. It was only when I stopped caring and focused on school, friends, and living a fun, independent life was when I met my wife. Even then, it took a while before we started dating.

I guess what I'm saying is don't try so hard. Things work out in the end. Like how you ended up kissing your friend. Probably didn't think it would work out like that, eh?

[Battlecruiser]

Now, I have a right to claim I believe Evolution and the Big Bang Theory is false. Because I have studied both topics and know the evidence and data supporting them as well as the arguments.
My BS detector is going off. The message reads, "Incredible amounts of bullshit in the immediate vicinity. Evacuate ASAP!"

[Gunmonk]

So, Gunny, when your balls dropped, what did you do?

I kid, I kid. But really, were you "lucky" or what? You said she was your friend? Does that mean nothing else will be coming from that?

Probably not. It was kind of cool though.. it was really nice of her. Especially after all the espresso I had drank.. I can imagine my breath wasnt the greatest


eeha. Judge not lest ye be juged. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Those who live in glass houses should not cast stones. Read your own religious rhetoric please.

Gawd, how many braincells does it take to realize that you're no Jesus and if you want to look down your nose at someone you should do it using something other than the Bible, which tells you that we're all worthless sacks of crap anyway. Seriously, do you think Jesus is into your snotty attitude? Oh but wait, you're "a believer", which along with 5 cents can buy you a 4.9 cent trinket.

And dont quote religious rhetoric if you dont believe it. You're only offended because the bible tells you arent God, which doesnt go along with your god-complex very well. So dont lecture me on something you dont believe and I won't lecture you on dumbass or snapping

[Sikawtic]

Don't argue with GA about religion... he'll just turn it into an insult fest without interpreting what you have to say. He'll get what's coming to him, if that's the big plan.

[T-Dawg]

GA: While I respect you greatly and find that you will probably crush everyone in this thread with your superior logic; I find that it was unnecessary of you to come in and start this argument in the first place.

I have read this thread over several times and I don't understand why you decided to jump in and mildly rant (I do use the term mildly), if you could enlighten me via PM as to not start another sidetracked discussion that would be excellent.

Gunny: So what wound up going down? Also a tip of advice: you need to have some more self esteem; girls don't like guys that pity cases (at least I found this to be the case) when I started acting more confidently (but not like a jackass) I would it was much easier to get a girl.

[Sikawtic]

The T is correct... I used to mope about not having a girlfriend. But then decided I didn't need one and went on with my life, and acted more confidently. Apparently me not caring whether I was impressing a girl and just having fun being myself was attractive and I met a sexy little lass who I've been with for the last 9 months.

[GenocideAlive]

I missed the part where you don't have accountability to the hypocrisy of violating your own beliefs because the person pointing it out doesn't share them. Sort of like how a foreigner could never point out a cop murdering innocents in another country, because he isn't a member of that legal system. And Sikwatic, you're getting my monitor wet with your tears. Go away.

T-dawg, I missed the point at which this thread even mattered. It's spam trash, he's obviously not going to find someone on Warboards to neck. Why does it even fucking matter? Whatever, delete this, who cares.

[T-Dawg]

GA: Yet again, I will reiterate how much respect I have for you, which is vast and great beyond a doubt, but I fail to see why you "cared" enough to enter this thread and post if its simply spam trash and doesn't matter.

Therefore, inherent in you being here, you care. Therefore I, yet again, would like an answer to my question and not a quippy word play to avoid it. Thank you.