View Full Version : The week of DOOM(tm) begins anew!
The title would be fairly self-explanitory if any of you remembered this time last year. Specifically 01:10 on the 25th of december.
Anyway, the week of doom, an annual event involving copious amounts of drinking has, for the third year running, commenced. Several hours ago (10:00 on the 24th). The week of doom is both a challenge and an honour. I call upon all those warboarders of drinking age to start drinking ASAP and to remain drunk until the new year has arrived.
This is the week of DOOM (tm). A week during which all remain completely whammed for a week or thereabouts between christmas and new year.
Its a celebratory thing. Merry christmas and a happy (hungover) new year
DarkMirror
12-24-2007, 8:27 PM
I expect a shipload of drunk threads, as well as at least one describing how the poster was rushed off to ER 'cause of alcohol poisoning.
as well as at least one describing how the poster was rushed off to ER 'cause of alcohol poisoning.
Last one to A&E is a frenchman!
DarkMirror
12-24-2007, 8:50 PM
A&E? huh? I don't know that one.
Accident And Emergency.
The "Argh, oh hell he's going to die, everyone panic!" department of British hospitals.
DarkMirror
12-24-2007, 8:56 PM
W00t!
Modred
12-24-2007, 8:56 PM
The Week of 9412! Do be careful not to open a portal into Hell while you're wasted.
DarkMirror
12-24-2007, 9:01 PM
I cant wait. This should be amusing. I cant participate, and I probobly shouldnt even if I was of age. The meds I take mess with my liver, and alcohol would probobly do me over big time.
Gunmonk
12-24-2007, 9:58 PM
Well I will do my best to get hammered, expect a drunk thread on religion or nietzsche if by any chance I do get hammered. but in the mean time Bottoms up mother-fuckers:alcoholic:bonk::alcoholic
Leosam096
12-24-2007, 11:08 PM
Hmm, so that's what's happening to Atillawurm right now. :/
http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=32479
kongurous
12-25-2007, 1:25 AM
I wish thee luck singo. I cannotj oin thee in the whamminess but I can post whammed here instead!
well only slighlty whammed if a six pakco f longnecks counts
dunchy
12-25-2007, 1:39 AM
I'll have to blow the lid off of this thread on Jan 1st.
King_Critter
12-25-2007, 4:18 AM
Is that even physically possible? I'd think that after a day or so you'd just puke it all up... 'course, nothing would stop you from getting drunk again, but still. I don't understand why people drink, I really don't.
IrishDutchman
12-25-2007, 5:43 AM
I don't understand why people drink, I really don't.
...It's the week of DOOM.
Thedutchjelle
12-25-2007, 10:25 AM
I don't understand why people drink, I really don't.
I don't know either. I'm probably one of the few ppl around my age here that never drank alcohol yet.
I haven't found a positive thing about alcohol yet.
IrishDutchman
12-25-2007, 2:22 PM
I don't know either. I'm probably one of the few ppl around my age here that never drank alcohol yet.
I haven't found a positive thing about alcohol yet.
Drunk threads, for one. And that's just the start.
WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cuzz is gettin booze right now :D
EvilEmpire
12-25-2007, 3:46 PM
Is that even physically possible? I'd think that after a day or so you'd just puke it all up... 'course, nothing would stop you from getting drunk again, but still. I don't understand why people drink, I really don't.
ITs possible, but one has to control himself because if you start puking you wont be able to continue. But as I still taste puke and weed in my mouth 3rd day now, i think ill skip this week and concentrate at 31st ;)
lol.
Beer + Sugar Cookies + Guildwars = pwnage
singo
12-26-2007, 10:06 AM
I haven't found a positive thing about alcohol yet.
As has been said, 1) drunk threads.
As is now being said....
2) Drunken bullshitting about anything and everything, most amusing.
3) Falling over, singing or both at the same time.
4) Being able to tell really sick jokes without any inhibitions at all (this one may well have lost a mate his job at his works christmas do, but its still hilarious)
5) Its fun.
6) You dont HAVE to get totally wankered, its just fun too. If drinking until insanity isnt your idea of a good time (have you tried it?) you can just have a few and relax in front of the telly or with mates.
7) Until you have heard a falling over drunk person trying to explain nuclear physics you haven't heard anything.
8) Competition, last man standing/first to finish the pint/best air guitaring is much fun.
9) Why not?
10) One hundred million tramps can't be wrong.
Thedutchjelle
12-26-2007, 11:10 AM
As has been said, 1) drunk threads.
As is now being said....
2) Drunken bullshitting about anything and everything, most amusing.
3) Falling over, singing or both at the same time.
4) Being able to tell really sick jokes without any inhibitions at all (this one may well have lost a mate his job at his works christmas do, but its still hilarious)
5) Its fun.
6) You dont HAVE to get totally wankered, its just fun too. If drinking until insanity isnt your idea of a good time (have you tried it?) you can just have a few and relax in front of the telly or with mates.
7) Until you have heard a falling over drunk person trying to explain nuclear physics you haven't heard anything.
8) Competition, last man standing/first to finish the pint/best air guitaring is much fun.
9) Why not?
10) One hundred million tramps can't be wrong.
Since point 1-7 is basicly 'being drunk' which I consider a negative thing, point 9 and 10 being stupid reasons, you didn't really succeed.
DoctorZettabyte
12-26-2007, 11:16 AM
I'm not one for this week of Doom thing, but I do enjoy the occasional glass of Champagne or White Wine now and again, particularly around New Years Eve.
-DocTera
SilverCrusader
12-26-2007, 11:31 AM
Yes, lets kill our systems before the new year... genius.. idiots..
The Week of 9412! Do be careful not to open a portal into Hell while you're wasted.
I must admit, I too thought of this first. :(
SilverCrusader
12-26-2007, 12:03 PM
I don't care if you overtax your body with alcohol, it will shorten your lifespan, and thus free up valuable space for people who don't want to throw their life away.
Gunmonk
12-26-2007, 5:30 PM
As has been said, 1) drunk threads.
As is now being said....
2) Drunken bullshitting about anything and everything, most amusing.
3) Falling over, singing or both at the same time.
4) Being able to tell really sick jokes without any inhibitions at all (this one may well have lost a mate his job at his works christmas do, but its still hilarious)
5) Its fun.
6) You dont HAVE to get totally wankered, its just fun too. If drinking until insanity isnt your idea of a good time (have you tried it?) you can just have a few and relax in front of the telly or with mates.
7) Until you have heard a falling over drunk person trying to explain nuclear physics you haven't heard anything.
8) Competition, last man standing/first to finish the pint/best air guitaring is much fun.
9) Why not?
10) One hundred million tramps can't be wrong.
I know this is against rules... but I will give rep to whoever is GENUINELY DRUNK at the time they post about points 2, 4m or 7. I just thought I'd provide some incentive for you drunk bastards out there
SilverCrusader
12-26-2007, 8:43 PM
Lets see someone say their ABCs.
DarkMirror
12-26-2007, 8:44 PM
lulz. that would be good
SilverCrusader
12-26-2007, 9:23 PM
A B C D E F O Z N?
Lulz I think thats a hint alcohol really isn't good for you.
ZeroDarkStar
12-26-2007, 11:19 PM
this is going to completely annihilate my liver.
lpl vrgin
i bet you never drk beer
Jimmy_the_saint
12-27-2007, 1:05 AM
I was smashed last night (Boxing day for those not in my timezone). All I can say is that there was alot of drunken sparring. ALOT. An that was fun. Cept I woke up on a dining table. And if it wasnt illegal for me I'd do it all week.
I don't care if you overtax your body with alcohol, it will shorten your lifespan, and thus free up valuable space for people who don't want to throw their life away.
One week of drinking insanely isnt going to kill you.
You need to do it constantly over a period of years to start damaging yourself.
Or do it once at EXACTLY the wrong moment (at the top of a cliff, on the central reservation of a motorway etc).
MatGeo
12-29-2007, 4:18 PM
this is going to completely annihilate my liver.
You can always get a transplant.
Now, quit whining and grab some vodka.
Cheers! :alcoholic :alcoholic
SilverCrusader
12-29-2007, 4:24 PM
One week of drinking insanely isnt going to kill you.
You need to do it constantly over a period of years to start damaging yourself.
Or do it once at EXACTLY the wrong moment (at the top of a cliff, on the central reservation of a motorway etc).
Are you willing to bet on that? Thats exactly what my friends say. And the last time they brought that up they got pwned.
Are you willing to bet on that?
I already am remember?
Now stop taking things so seriously, christmas/new year is a time to be merry. And beer is very much an aid to merriment
Battlecruiser
12-29-2007, 7:54 PM
I know this is against rules... but I will give rep to whoever is GENUINELY DRUNK at the time they post about points 2, 4m or 7. I just thought I'd provide some incentive for you drunk bastards out there
Definite rep from me if you do number 7, while drunk beyond belief.
SilverCrusader
12-29-2007, 10:20 PM
Why drink beer to be merry when I can be merrily entertained by people who are drinking it?
Now who wants to say their ABCs?
Duddits
12-29-2007, 11:27 PM
I'm hammered, oh wait, I'm on warboards. Fuck, that's the same thing.
lawl.
i knew no one here could make it for Doom :D
Duddits
12-30-2007, 12:01 AM
lawl.
i knew no one here could make it for Doom :D
Lol, I have a job man... I've been to work buzzed before, even high, but being fucking hammered would be just stupid.
I fear for my liver if I ever partake in DOOM.
DoctorZettabyte
12-30-2007, 8:28 PM
Eh, just have a coffee the next morning. You'll be fine. Unless you're really hammered, in which case... Red Bull!
-DocTera
Eh, just have a coffee the next morning. You'll be fine. Unless you're really hammered, in which case... Red Bull!
If you can sober up you have not done it properly. The week of DOOM(tm) should leave you in bed until 3pm, and then several hours drinking pink grapefruit cordial (the ultimate hangover cure...no really, it is), each day.
To my great shame, I have never managed to stay that bad for the entire week.
Why drink beer to be merry when I can be merrily entertained by people who are drinking it?
Now who wants to say their ABCs?
But if no-one drinks, as per your assertions that it is evil, who's going to entertain you then?
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l232/general_ktan/motivator2768491.jpg
SilverCrusader
12-31-2007, 9:49 AM
But if no-one drinks, as per your assertions that it is evil, who's going to entertain you then?
Than I shall be happy that no one drinks, but there will always be idiots in the world, just as there will always be war.
Yes, because beer is morally equivalent to war now isnt it?
Look, its enjoyable and, in moderation, not harmful. What is wrong with it?
SilverCrusader
12-31-2007, 10:04 AM
Look, its enjoyable and, in moderation, not harmful. What is wrong with it?
Not nearly as harmful in moderation. I do not shun the drinking of beer in moderation. I shun people getting totally wasted and doing stupid things.
singo
12-31-2007, 10:28 AM
Any particular reason? Stupid things are fun....and it REALLY helps to have an excuse.
Because doing stupid things sober is a damn sight more embarrassing. And much as people probably wont believe this is coming from me. It IS possible to get conpletely wankered and NOT do anything outrageously stupid or even fall over.
Gunmonk
12-31-2007, 12:06 PM
well we got the rest of today and tomorrow... ten its national hangover day
SilverCrusader
12-31-2007, 12:08 PM
Because doing stupid things sober is a damn sight more embarrassing. And much as people probably wont believe this is coming from me. It IS possible to get conpletely wankered and NOT do anything outrageously stupid or even fall over.
There is a possibility, but there is also the chance that you will do something stupid.
Any particular reason? Stupid things are fun....and it REALLY helps to have an excuse.
Excuse? There are no excuses, everything you do is YOUR fault, no matter what humans blame it on, it is still their fault for doing it, it is their fault for getting drunk, not the beer's.
Now if you excuse me I think I'll get out of this thread before I get myself in trouble.
singo
12-31-2007, 12:26 PM
Hmm, some people take things rather too seriously.
Just try it eh? You never know, you might like it.
Anyway, the home straight has begun, a few hours from now I will be back in my living room or, as the rest of the world knows it, the Wellington (my local boozer) drinking copious amounts and I have a crate of carlsberg and two skol supers for me and my mates afterwards.
LETS GET WHAMMED!
[EDIT] urrrgh, hangovertastic. But now cured by 2 pints of lager, a bottle of water and a pub lunch.
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