Real Ultimate Power

[TheBB]

For everyone having at least once in their lives laughed hysterically at The Official Ninja Webpage (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) (or REAL ULTIMATE POWER), there's now The Official Ninja Book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/080652569X/qid%3D1080859504/sr%3D8-1/103-3627393-2301461) (more REAL ULTIMATE POWER) for us to laugh ourselves to death at. This is a piece of internet legend, and I sincerely wish the shipping cost weren't that high. :(

[Valjean]

The "Official" Ninja Webpage is not only inactuate, but scares me. Greatly. O_o

[Schwitzer]

Oh yes... I remember that website... it's still kicking along then? How amusing :)

[Traken]

Lol, man, I love reading the hatemail on that site. People have anger management issues. ^^;

[Spdstr]

That was completely stupid... lol!

Member,
~ Spdstr

[TranquilNightElf]

LOL....
hilarious MIDI for a ninja site :D..

Me thinks Grom would love this

[Modred]

Beware!! Teh Ninjas are c0m|ngZ!!

They will chop off your head!! For no reason!! Because they can!!

[Spdstr]

I doubt anyone would get enjoyment out of it, it's just a bunch of crap..

Member,
~ Spdstr

P.S. Ninjutsu is a fighting style, Ninjas don't always wear black stuff and have swords...

[Battlecruiser]

I don't get it, why would anyone go to a site like that in the first place? How did you even find it? That site is quite frankly, retarded. Though I did find some of the hatemail pretty funny. But even if I did hate that site, I wouldn't have enough time to make a whole letter and send it to some ninja site.

[TranquilNightElf]

But even if I did hate that site, I wouldn't have enough time to make a whole letter and send it to some ninja site.

Prob. true, but perhaps some/most of the hatemail is self made to make the site more whacky
but you have to admit, it is quite amusing (if you don't take it seriously that is ;))

[Graeme]

This reminds me of that scene in the last samurai where all those ninjas were attacking . . . man that was cool.

[Spdstr]

I don't get it, why would anyone go to a site like that in the first place? How did you even find it? That site is quite frankly, retarded. Thoguh I did find some of the hatemail pretty funny. But even if I did hate that site, I wouldn't have enough time to make a whole letter and send it to some ninja site.
Ditto, and I DO HATE that site.

Member,
~ Spdstr

[Valjean]

That site needs to burn in hell. >_<

The funny thing is, in the the Seppaku (sp?) section, he has pictures of him "commiting seppaku". :rolleyes:

And then, it shows in the movies section, he has a clip that's supposed to be him showing his skillz, when really it's the origanal Star Wars Kid clip. :p

What a stupid dumb ass. :rolleyes:

[Modred]

Lawsuit (http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/msnbcninjanews1msnbcnewsother1.htm)
Part 2 (http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/msnbcninjanews2msnbcnewsother2.htm)
Court Decision (http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~loco/msnbcninjanews3msnbcnewsother3.htm)

Heh...they look like real news reports...but are they really?

A quick search of the MSNBC website leads me to conclude: No.

[Spdstr]

Man, they did a good job at making it look pretty like MSNBC... someone has plenty of free time (that's why I'm here ;))

Member,
~ Spdstr

[Valjean]

Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said "Now that's real ultimate power." Then he ran.

Robert Hamburger's whereabouts are still unknown.

Heh, no one would type "laid a log" in an article. :p

[Spdstr]

... Why do we keep babbling over stupid stuff? For more posts? lol

Member,
~ Spdstr

[Valjean]

Yes?

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[Modred]

Man, they did a good job at making it look pretty like MSNBC... someone has plenty of free time (that's why I'm here ;))

Member,
~ Spdstr

I think they just downloaded a page off of MSNBC, thus the format was already set up. All they needed were the images and enter their own text and voila!, instant false news report.

Heh, no one would type "laid a log" in an article.

Don't be so sure...I've read some pretty stupid news reports.

[Mattimeo]

Lmfao, i love that site. It's hillarious. The people who hate it arethe kind of uptight people who hate Maddox. This stuff is hillarious unless you take it seriously :P

~Don't Panic

[Modred]

Lmfao, i love that site. It's hillarious. The people who hate it arethe kind of uptight people who hate Maddox. This stuff is hillarious unless you take it seriously :P

~Don't Panic

Heh...the hatemail is made up also. :p Just like the lawsuit.

And I agree, it is hilarious. I'm tempted to get a t-shirt.

[Battlecruiser]

Yeah it is a little funny, but I don't find it that funny. I am nowhere near buying a shirt.

[Valjean]

Yeah, I don't like this guy because some people might actually start believing that Ninjas are just pissed guys that cut people up and can.....fly......--;;;;