$1,000,000 (the fun version)

[IrishDutchman]

Here's a more interesting way of looking at things:

If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it?

We all know investing is the wise, financially sound and clever thing to do. But you can't! (don't ask me why, just makes for a more interesting thread)
So, what would you do with a million dollars, if you weren't allowed to invest it?

It's funny how much easier it is to think of ways to spend money, than ways of earning it.

[Thedutchjelle]

I would put it on my bank account probably. I don't think I would spend it right away, my next school will be expensive and I don't want people to know that I'm rich.

[Ahzz]

eh I dunno, buy a big house, car, and live without taking a loan

[U-238]

Work until I was 30 years old then retire early. (By living frugally you can easily make a mil strech. :D)

Also, I'd invest it into gold instead of sticking it in the evil banks.

[Magmaniac]

I would pay for school with it.

[Anoiktos]

1. Pay for school
2. Pay for my parents' houses' construction
3. Start a business

[Darmago]

1. Straighten out current financial situation
2. Buy a cheap car
3. Buy all the tools and materials necessary to build an airship
4. get a hangar with an apartment in it.

[MatGeo]

1. Buy a huge house
2. Buy a cool car
3. Buy A LOT of alcohol

And I guess I'll keep some for when I'm older :D

[Hasharin]

pay for education, my france trip next year, get my own compuer, a new ipod, invest some, and put some away for a hovercar :D

[pytum]

first save 900,000 in the bank(caymen islands)

later, the 100 000 to pay bills at my school, give something to my parents,buy an ipod, ps3, hdtv 1080p 42 inches, a laptop the best ever, a nice car around 5000 and go to the wall street at the stock

[kongurous]

first save 900,000 in the bank(caymen islands)

later, the 100 000 to pay bills at my school, give something to my parents,buy an ipod, ps3, hdtv 1080p 42 inches, a laptop the best ever, a nice car around 5000 and go to the wall street at the stock

5,000 dollars isn't going to get you a decent car and you can't invest it. Try again.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Buy stuff with it

[SilverCrusader]

put it in the bank and live off of the interest.

[TheOutcast]

Probably put it in interest.

[PrestonBurke]

Pay for future tuition fees and to buy a new pair of underwear.

Well I doubt tuition for a good Ivy league school is THAT much, but meh...

[Zerg_eater]

1. a few hundred to charity
2.ALL TEH GAME SYSTEMS IN TEH WORLD
3.the awesome new dell computers out there
4.lots of games
5.save up the rest

[TheOutcast]

I'd get stuff for other people too! :)

[Skullflower]

Stash that shit in the Caymans and use some to pay my way through law school. Then I could start making that mad C.R.E.A.M. mothafuckas.

[Icarus]

I'd give it all evenly among the poor and homeless families I know, and make them swear by their testicles that it would be used productively.

I didn't earn that money, and for me that is not philosophically sound.

[SHISHKABOB]

Pay for my trip to Europe, pay for an awesome tuba, pay for school, buy and Xbox 360 + games. The rest goes to whatever my heart desires at the time.

[Faiien]

change it all to ones
make a small pool
fill the pool with the 1s
swim

[hammocksleeper]

hike the Appalachian Trail, then climb the highest peak on each of the seven continents

[masterofhobbiton]

Put it in the bank for interest. Then perhaps ARC-Trooper armor? :D

[West]

put it in a savings account for 30 years :D

nah, i'd buy everyone related to me a SMALL christmas gift.
then with the remaining money i would try to buy Blizzard and then change it to something gay since i have no intelligence in the Gaming Business World.

[Gunmonk]

Here's a more interesting way of looking at things:

If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it?

We all know investing is the wise, financially sound and clever thing to do. But you can't! (don't ask me why, just makes for a more interesting thread)
So, what would you do with a million dollars, if you weren't allowed to invest it?

It's funny how much easier it is to think of ways to spend money, than ways of earning it.


Put 600,000 in cd's. Then take the other four hundred thousand buy a house, and buy WB thus creating another great schism. and a PB (peaceboards!!)

[pytum]

5,000 dollars isn't going to get you a decent car and you can't invest it. Try again.

yes, you can get a decent car with 5000 dollars. you just have to find it, thats all.

and talking about the car, i would like to pimp it!, or to buy a car that only uses trash to move, that would be awesome!

[Nostradamus]

I'd start a religion. Call it Slyentology, make big building in the middle of LA and get gullible celebrities to pay me money for hooking them up to a uselss machine and say that the holocaust was invented by psychologists

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Investments. Or blow it all in Vegas.

[Faiien]

lol all in for vegas ftw