$1,000,000

[Faiien]

I thought it would be fun to hear some get rich schemes by some of our members. What do you guys think is the easiest way of becoming a millionaire(granted it doesnt have to be easy lol). It can be theoretical or it could be a actual story.

Fastest way to make a million dollars?
I would think the fastest way to make a million dollars would be to invest in the stock market. Buy low sell high ect.

[masterofhobbiton]

Here's what you do: Calculate how many meals it takes to be worth a million dollars, x. Then, get a job at a restaurant; and during the training just eat and eat and eat till you've maxed out on the food you're allowed to have. Then, quit, and do it again at another restaurent or other such establishment. Then redo the same restaurant but show up with a wig or w/e. Then, after you've had x number of free meals, and been saving the money you would've used, you have a million dollars. Unfortunately, it'd never work because you'd probably get arrested or fined or something after like 5 times of doing this, or at least you wouldn't be able to get the jobs anymore. :(

[King_Critter]

Pyramid scheme, selling drugs, robbing banks...

All illegal of course, but meh. If you want something legal... I've heard good things about real estate.

[Magmaniac]

Quickest way to get rich: Rob a bank.*


*Wealth should be expectedly short lived due to high probability of imprisonment.

[Faiien]

XD
i thought about real estate but its sooo time consuming

1.look for good property
2.fix property
3.put property on market and hope someone gives you a good price for it
4.repeat

[Zerg_eater]

instead of living in a house, live in a friend's or parent's house, get a great job and, after some years or so. you get the cashh

[Gunmonk]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I hear the pr0n industry is doing quite well. So maybe I should become Mr. Teese the famous pr0n star. "I pitty da hoe"


In all seriousness tho I think that becoming a mercenary or starting a firm of such might be the way to go

[SHISHKABOB]

I'd hijack Evangelion Unit 01 and hold the world hostage.

[Zerg_eater]

I'd control all the angels and take down UNit 01

[West]

robbing radioshack (in america) duh, i'll explain my masterplan later cause it's bedtime :D

[Skullflower]

I dont know what I'd do but I'll figure it out later.
And shit, ever listened to Wu-Tang Clan?
Gotta make that C.R.E.A.M.

[dunchy]

Selling drugs can net you great money, I've met a couple. Great money, shit life.

[hammocksleeper]

Quickest way to make money: borrow at the risk-free rate, currently around 3.3%, by selling stock and getting the i-bank to create a put and call for it, then reinvest the money into something (anything).

[Modred]

My first thought was also "rob a bank". If you do it correctly, then it only takes a few minutes. Just make sure you choose a bank with a large number of customers that keeps at least $1,000,000 on hand at all times. I'm guessing that many banks, especially smaller ones, might not have need for that much on hand most days, while to larger banks that's chump change.

[IrishDutchman]

Well, I'd have to finish school, but my best shot at getting loaded is prolly corporate lawyer. Not a very fun job though.

[Thedutchjelle]

I think I rather have a million euro.

Maybe start a game company, a new idea for a website ( think Google and Youtube and Myspace) or something along those lines.

[pytum]

hmmm... how to make 1 million dollars?

sell 1 million of chocolates at one dollar each!!

or make an audition in a baseball team

[King_Critter]

or make an audition in a baseball team

True -- professional athletes get paid obscene amounts of money.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Get a commission job in Real Estate. There are some nice waterfront houses in AUS that sell for about 5.2 mil. If your getting a 10% commission sell a few of them and your set for a while.

[Myr0nImm0rtal]

i would have to say phosi scams, its where you scam people into giving money, i dont exactly know how but i heard it from one of my friends.

[ZeroDarkStar]

Sell Warboards apparel for an insane profit.

[Faiien]

lol i have to + to that
sell warboards apparel using Fallen's tiger design for millions of dollars