The story I never heard before...

[TheOutcast]

Something random that I heard once...


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Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before.

On a dark dark night in the middle of the day.
Two black boys with white skin decided to go out and play.

They drew their swords and shot one another.
A blind man saw the whole thing through a hole in a barbed wire fence.

The blind man called the deaf cop.
And the deaf cop listening in on the story.

The cop hopped in his car and walked to the scene.
Where he saw the two kids laying dead motionless, but twitching.
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After my friend told me this story, he asked me "what made sense in this story?"
Afterwards, I said, "wtf"

[ZeratulStukov]

Cool... but you should make it longer :) :)

[Faiien]

wth?...that was...interesting...

[TheOutcast]

That's just sorta how it went, of course it's short, not supposed to be long at all.

[T-Dawg]

I have heard something very similiar:

"Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before.

One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys went out to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,
Pulled out their guns and stabbed the other.

When the deaf cop heard the noise,
He came and shot the two dead boys.

If you do not believe this lie its true,
Ask the blind mean he saw it too."

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Something random that I heard once...


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Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before.

On a dark dark night in the middle of the day.
Two black boys with white skin decided to go out and play.

They drew their swords and shot one another.
A blind man saw the whole thing through a hole in a barbed wire fence.

The blind man called the deaf cop.
And the deaf cop listening in on the story.

The cop hopped in his car and walked to the scene.
Where he saw the two kids laying dead motionless, but twitching.
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After my friend told me this story, he asked me "what made sense in this story?"
Afterwards, I said, "wtf"

The only thing that made sense in that story would be the black kids with white skin (reference to "wiggers"?) shooting each other - sounds common around my hometown

[kongurous]

Something random that I heard once...


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Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before.

On a dark dark night in the middle of the day.
Two black boys with white skin decided to go out and play.

They drew their swords and shot one another.
A blind man saw the whole thing through a hole in a barbed wire fence.

The blind man called the deaf cop.
And the deaf cop listening in on the story.

The cop hopped in his car and walked to the scene.
Where he saw the two kids laying dead motionless, but twitching.
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After my friend told me this story, he asked me "what made sense in this story?"
Afterwards, I said, "wtf"

What made sense? It's a big non sequitur, it doesn't make sense.

[TheOutcast]

Nothing's supposed to make sense.

[West]

way to go Outcast, I was about to start writing a story then you got me confused and screwed up my "Imagination" with that damn riddle :D

(it isn't supposed to make sense because it is a story he never heard before, duh)

[DoctorZettabyte]

That's fucked up. Non-Sequitur at its ugliest. Meh, good for a quick read.

-DocTera