"stop poking me"

[reddbeta]

time for a less serious thread. with the additions of many new units and revamps on the old theres one classic WC/SC thing im wondering about..... what happens when you "Irritated" them? (you know clicking on a unit until it says something humorous). So lets hear your random ideas on funny one liners for units.

As well as that lets hear any speculation on easter eggs that may appear

[DarkMirror]

"This is not warcraft in space... Oh, wait. Nevermind."

"Find the SCV!"

"If Raynor gets drunk and falls under a table, but no ones there, does he make a sound?"

[Kellanved]

I will bet considerable property that one character will yell:

'THIS IS STAAARCRAAAAAAAAFT!!!'

[Observer]

Help! There's an insect in here!

[Fiendwurm]

for a zerg unit: What you think i can't talk?

[reddbeta]

Firebat: *farts* *flicks open and starts his lighter* *nuke sound*

Thor: by the power of Asgard!

Viking: one will stand! and one will fall!

immortal: *plays part of the highlander theme*

Dark Templar: i will slip amongst them like a transparent......thing.. (from ace ventura)

[apostolos]

Zealot:Tonight...we dine...in hell

and firebats are out of sc2

[reddbeta]

seriously? meh.. i didnt like them much any way

Cobra: i waaasss once a man....a maaan! (GI Joe)

Cobra: COBRA!

Medic: its Cancer....head cancer

Reaper: i don't trust any thing that bleeds for 10 days and doesn't die

Banshee or Drop ship: Drop it like its hot

Battlecruser : number one ...take a number two (Beavis and Butthead)

Stalker: *plays jasons theme*

[Skullflower]

Reaper: i don't trust any thing that bleeds for 10 days and doesn't die



Hahaa
Isn't that from South Park?

[reddbeta]

Hahaa
Isn't that from South Park?
yup along with the head cancer thing

[Fiendwurm]

the firebat is not in the game but you can use it in the editor.

Banshee: *Screaming noises* *cough cough* oh sorry what were you saying?

[BlackDefiler]

Marine: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum...

Hydra: HAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Thor: Let's see... which cannon was that?

Mothership: Damn.. there comes a mutalisk! RUN!!!

Viking: How the hell do you drive this thing???

Battlecruiser: We WILL get there...sometime...

Reaper: Let's hope I won't have to fart.

Ghost: And you thought I couldn't get any cooler.

Zealot: Me fierce warrior! Me run like sissy!

[Faiien]

firebat: they said i could take a 1 or 2 in here, but i think they were wrong

scv: iam getting too old for this (reference to the old man when you click on the scv, which looks like a janitor)

dt: i wonder if iam naked

[Serban]

Immortal: Killing me won't solve anything.

Marine: How 'bout we frag this commander too?

Zeratul: *plays Lux Aeterna*

[ecyor0]

Viking: There's more to me than meets the eye.... oh wait, wrong franchise
(Alternatively, plays the Transformers G1 theme)
Nydus Worm: <in a bestial zerg voice> "Last call for all zerg bound for platform 10..."
Battlecruiser: ";Shields up, weapon- what? We STILL aren't equipped with shields? What kind of army is this?"
Probe: <in a probe voice> "Pikachu!"
Marine: <stimpack noise> "OOaahh, yeah- oh, uh, hi commander"
Archon: "Power overwhel... erm, Darkness overpow.... hey what am I supposed to say now?"

[pytum]

mothership: i will own our foes in the name of Aiur

raynor: time to get a beer

immortal: i got owned one time, but this time i'll be harder to destroy

damn... what an imagination!, i cant even think about another one... blizz should see this page!

[TitanWing]

I hope they don't...

[3Vee]

Zeratul: *plays Lux Aeterna*

Which setting of the Lux are you thinking of?

SCV: "I told you, this isn't my problem - sir!"

[EvilEmpire]

Must have a lot of SC1 jokes, like
"Ahh Finally in 3d, and no this is not World Of Warcraft in space!!!" for Artanis.

[vIsitor]

Carrier:

"I can be funny too!"

"One time I walked into a hospital full of lepers..."

"...and I said 'Our enemies are lesioned!"

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Laugh or you will be relieved!"

[reddbeta]

Observer: i see dead people

Raynor: Im James Rayor Bitch!

Tychus: ugh...i left prison for this shit? im missing meatloaf night

Nomad: all fixed...wait where the heck did that screw come from?

[Kawagata]

SCV: Re-Vitaligo!!!! I'm a fat middle-aged man now!!!

[SolidSamurai]

Zergling: Squee! Squee! I'll eat your toes!

Siege Tank: Bup duh-duh-dahh dah! Bup duh-duh-dah dah! Bup duh... hey wait guys, uh... turns out I've been censored from singing 'fascist war hymes'. I blame censorship really. Trying to control the internet, and control online gaming itself; really, honestly. Pathetic. I'd host a protest if I could, but then again I'm just a virtual tank on a screen. In any case, I'll be playing this fine tune to express my virtual opinion on the matter that only a videogame character can present to such a fine and indirect proportion of self-explanatory point of idealism... *plays the FCC song from familyguy*

Cobra: So hey... I'll be replacing the vulture? Uh... yah and, I don't know if I'll be bringing along any mines, but hey helps you know. Wait a minute, wait a minute... this is the retail version?! Ah jeeze.... ah jeeze...

Ghost: *Adam West voice* I'm a right-hand guy... but I love to hold my gun with my left hand so that I can clean my barrel with my right. Then I love to pack it down with maple syrup... maple syrup is the secret ingredient towards the north's plans... I know that because ghosts are psychic, you know... and you know on another subject altogether I simply love toffee.... mmm..... mm........ hmmm...... mmm! Mmmmhmmm.... mmmmmmm...

[pytum]

scv : i have hemorrhoids of gathering too much *beep*ing minerals

[Undermined]

Zergling: Well, I'm back from my holiday! There was Orcs, and Demons, and Murlocs, and guys all dancing, and....hey, why the hell do I have wings now?

Marine: Grab your gun, shoot Protoss Scum!

Zealot: We're not so much a cult, as a group of fanatical, blade-weilding Zealots.

Zealot: My life for Ner'Zhul...er, I mean Aiur.

Templar: I was dreaming about Dwarves again....

[Ktan]

Thor: I am IMBA, hear me roar!

[Faiien]

mothership: they practically neutered me

[Magmaniac]

Dark Templar: It's way too early, I need some coffee.

[Faiien]

thor:UGgGgG...iam such a FaTtY!
ugUug

[TitanWing]

Thor: I liked it better when I had a tank...now I feel like I'm overweight.

[Faiien]

marine:y didnt i take the death sentence

[SolidSamurai]

Thor: Micro THIS, yah four legged and or wheeled/bipeded sap! *Big Noise of Sky Scraper Stomping*

[Faiien]

thor: they call me the turd machine and i need to be flushed

[Magmaniac]

Marine: Man, I hate this job. I haven't gotten laid in weeks!

[Faiien]

medic:dont tell anyone but iam not a girl

[reddbeta]

Drop ship: load them up! move'em out! Rawhide!

Ghost: H-H-H-HEADSHOT! *echoes* (Unreal Tournament)

Ghost: M-M-M_MULTI KILL! *echoes* (Unreal tournament)

Probe: *fuzz* Number 5...is alive! *fuzz out* (short circuit)

Thor or Viking: its-its a Gundam! *saber sound fallowed by an explosion*

Mengsk: yes! yes! More POWER! *lighting bolt noises*

[Fiendwurm]

( dt flying unit if they make one) Look! theres evan more pretty lights.

[qwertyuiop106]

Ghost: [Cue James Bond/Mission Impossible Theme Song]

Dropship (Assuming she still blows bubblegum): How long have I been chewing on this?

Marine: Have you ever noticed that not one Marine has actually risen above the rank of Private?

Mothership: [Cue cheesy alien movie music.] Greetings humans, we come in peace..

[Magmaniac]

Marine: "...Ahh christ, I'm drunk."

[TitanWing]

Marine: Damn, I love the Marine Corp...free drugs!

[reddbeta]

Thor: no im not a another Metal Gear.....and i don't know this Snake you going off about

Medic: umm i dont know how to say this...but you have a small growth down there *dramatic music* oh wait thats just...umm never mind!

Ghost: whana hear a scary story?

Ghost: im armed...ive killed and ill do it again if you touch me again

Ghost: *fires rifle* hey stop moving!

Marine: Fox-trot Unicorn Charley Kilo! (marine lingo and the words of a song called F.U.C.K by bloodhound gang)

Siege Tank: Control!!....Alt!....Delete! *fires*

[DarkMirror]

Man, bloodhound gang is great. The Ballad of Chasy Elaine...

[apostolos]

Marine:wow,nice beer!

Marine:buuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!!

[Magmaniac]

Collosus: that screech/bellow thing the tripods do in war of the worlds

Medic: *seductively*"Drop your pants..."
Medic: "NO! I am giving you a physical, sicko!"

[SolidSamurai]

Banshee: God dangitdangold, where do I get that dangold hologram converted directional dangold thing mang, I don't wanna have tah get intothatdangold repetition with the whole goddamn clicky thing, what the hell mang, commander not knowing where to go or dangold what to dangold do mang... friggen impossible to dang get my dang head around mang... now where'd I put that dang old cloakin' button so I can friggen' get away from all'a this mang... *King of the Hill*

Cobra: What the hell kinda rut are you in?!

Predator: So uhhhhhhh... we've got some mild turbulence... oh wait that's for the weather forecasters up above.... okay so uhhhhhh.... *falls asleep, while radio voice keeps droning*... uhhhh.... *spills coffee* Ah! What?!

[SeveringGecko]

Thor: It's hammer time! (cue music)
Marine: You want a piece of me...oh hi commander...

[gamer102]

Reaper: God!...will you stop poking me....oh.. good thing i got this jetpack

Ok this will be funny if they put this one in

Zergling-=

1 over-lick: zergling kills one marine, plays marine death
2 overclicks: zergling kills two or three marines play same death sound 2-3 times
3 overclicks: zergling yells, barks, growls, w/e... plays trembling in the background... then plays ALOT marine death sounds and zergling sounds... or the advisor radios in, "our base is gone sir"

Dark Templar: how can you poke me? you cant even SEE me....(grunts madly) (in a low voice) stupid cloaking device


Marine: Damn... i liked the old suits better

oh and you know the mission where you have to use computers... the marine said (press any key...where the hells the any key) im sure theyll be plenty more campaign sounds like that one

Ghost: (singing) taken' care of busniss....(you hear a gunshot) ...takin care of bisniss im workin overtime

Ghost: dont touch me or else (you click him again)
Ghost: hmm... silencer... or sniper scope...


Medic: lemme fix that for you (duct tape sound when unrolling it, then person says ahhh)

[Kawagata]

touch me again and you're not getting it back. A mouse runs on and puts your cursor in a bag and runs off.

[AzVortez]

i think the banshee will make that horse sound from sc1 :P

Reaper: UP UP AND AWAY!
Medic: So what if i'm the only female unit here?
Firebat: Barbecue at 3 o'clock!
Zeratul: THE XEL'NAGA ARE BACK!! AAAARGH
Raynor: Don't get your panties in a bunch
Vice Admiral Stukov: I know i'm suppose to be dead... BUT IM BACK!!
Mengsk: In the name of the Dominion, PAY YOUR TAXES!
SCV: I told the commander I was claustrophoibic!
Dreadlord: I'm a Dreadlord, not a drug lord! And since when do I have a cellphone?
Viking: CHARGE!! Hey, where's my vikin' helmet?
Ghost: You called the storm... now make it go away.
Zealot: For Aiur! (or what's left of it anyways)
Immortal: I cannot die!
Stalker: From the shadows, I come.... whiite stuff
Collosuss: I hate wearing high heels
Dark Templar: Aw man, the cloaking device isn't working.
Kerrigan: It's so lonely down here... where.. are.. my.. FRIENDS?!!!!!

[TitanWing]

What is a "deadlord"? And the Firebat isn't in, btw.

[AzVortez]

dreadlord, thing from wc3 xD
and i couldnt resist not to add the firebat :D

[vIsitor]

I think he was just trying to be funny, Titan. He doesn't necessarily have to be serious.

Thor:

Too fast, too strong

Too slow, too weak

Overpowered, underpowered; Make up your minds already.

If you can't come up with a suggestion other than to scrap me, I don't think you're really contributing to anything to game balance...

Banshee:

Stupid cost-cutting independent manufacturers

They could have at least mounted a machine gun.

*beeping* Incoming aircraft?

*grumbles* Great, now what am I supposed to do, insult them over the com?

Wait a minute...is that an Orca?

Ghost

They took all of my lock-down charges *sniff*

*Classic Protoss 'nuclear launch detected' warning* Aldaris, is that you?

One shot, one kill. Two for one specials on Tuesdays.

Recon to base: There are six rainbows. I repeat, six rainbows. Over.

Cobra

So they call this thing a Cobra, huh?

Looks more like an Osprey to me.

No mines, no ion engines...

...At least it stands a snowball's chance against a Tank.

Viking

<Insert non-cheesy lines that would be better suited to standard response>

BattleCruiser

In Soviet Russia, BattleCruiser upgrades you!

I thought by now we would have developed shields?

This ship has enough lasers to shoot you through the computer screen.

Odd, they never call my ship overpowered...

Reaper

*sigh* Just twenty-two more months 'til retirement.

Don't poke me!

Seriously, I'm wearing a tank of rocket fuel, carrying high-explosives, and am full of more chemicals than an Infested Terran. So please, don't.

Ok, it's your cursor to lose...

[TitanWing]

Battlecruiser: "Photon torpedoes! Full spread!" ...WHAT?! Since when did we have to wait for double A's to recharge? (special energy)

Bah...bad joke.

[AzVortez]

Marine

Aw man, not another annoyin' commander

I vote we frag this guy's ***

I didn't join the Marine's for this!

I stand by my word, lemme outta this chicken suit!

[pytum]

Reaper

Seriously, I'm wearing a tank of rocket fuel, carrying high-explosives, and am full of more chemicals than an Infested Terran. So please, don't.

nice dude