ProtoGod - bitch, moan, bite or bless him.

[Basan]

Well, there you have it folks. For better or worse Proto' is our newest SC2 Conclave moderator.

Bitch, moan do whatever you want but he's here to stay (until further notice, I mean :rolleyes:). It might be better if you greet him, though since he's now carrying the neg' karma punch. :P

Although I already greeted ya behind the curtains here's my official compliment on the achievement. ;) <3, Proto'. :shiftyl: :shiftyr:

[Seal]

i didnt ever get wut the fuss was about.
internet dramu is great lulz. also, exploding vans

[TheListener]

Why would people bitch or moan?...
Congrats man; I don't really venture far from the members lounge/IR, but regarless.

[DarkMirror]

Oh god. I'm scared that he's going to scare off newbies. I mean, have you ever heard his bedside manner? We'll never get any new members again.


Ah, what the hell. Good hob proto!

[apostolos]

Lol you typed hob.

Congrats proto!

[Neo]

You know this should be in the SC2 section, rather the ML.

Just saying...

-Neo

[Gunmonk]

Protgod has made it to the "esteemed rank of mod. I belive I speak for all (or most) (ok a small majority) of us when I use the term w00t. Not just any normal w00t this is a special w00t. A w00t of great respect if you will. Again I say w00t.

All hail :worship:protogod:worship:, chtulu's new puppet.


and remember kids, somewhere in a not so distant corner GA is crying:P

Also I do not believe blessing is an appropriate term for :worship:protogod:worship: because I believe we are all familiar with his religous affiliations. *first church of chtulu I believe*

[DarkMirror]

Hey, d00d, learn to spell Cthuluhu right.

[Basan]

Well.... when I was brought to moderator status the respective thread was made in the ML. *Pokes, winking* Just thought to do it accordingly. Blame Dunc (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)... *Errm* B.I then. :P

[Magmaniac]

I noticed this last night and was thinking about making a thread about it but I was lazy.

GJ protogod! I totally approve.

[Neo]

Dude, GA is like maddox. He wouldn't cry, and I don't think he has issues with proto. Now, if cole made moderator, I think GA would send out some pirates to kick his ass.

-Neo

[VigilanteV]

proto a mod? great...i'll be at the halo 3 forrums if anyone needs me...

wait!, if you get enough neg rep do you get red orbs?!? cause that would be fucking awsome!

but all in all, congratz to proto

[Aqo]

Grats proto. I can only assume you deserve it :b

Hey, d00d, learn to spell Cthuluhu right.
It's spelled Cthulhu. And for English's sake, it's spelled "dude".

[DarkMirror]

Damn it! Cant believe I misspelled it. I was so close. I know how to spell it, and I just messed up.

Ah well.

[Protogod]

Stramnge, I never noticed this thread. Lol, and its for me. >.<

Well, there you have it folks. For better or worse Proto' is our newest SC2 Conclave moderator.

Although I already greeted ya behind the curtains here's my official compliment on the achievement. ;) <3, Proto'. :shiftyl: :shiftyr:
<3
Why would people bitch or moan?...
Agreed
have you ever heard his bedside manner?
only the w0m4nz have.


Congrats proto!
Nice siggy, btw

All hail :worship:protogod:worship:
yep

Also I do not believe blessing is an appropriate term for protogod because I believe we are all familiar with his religous affiliations.
Smart lad.
I noticed this last night and was thinking about making a thread about it but I was lazy.

GJ protogod! I totally approve.
Thanks
Now, if cole made moderator, I think GA would send out some pirates to kick his ass.

God would never allow that to happen.

wait!, if you get enough neg rep do you get red orbs?!? cause that would be fucking awsome!
Actually, you do. kekekeke
Grats proto. I can only assume you deserve it

Assumptions > reality

[kongurous]

Grats, dude. You've done what I cannot. Which is a wonder, but eh, I'll keep my opinion to myself until you've had some time to mess up :P

[own3d0406]

Oh my, well this is certainly, unexpected. Congrats anyway.

[Basan]

Stramnge, I never noticed this thread. Lol, and its for me. >.<

<3

We're used to pull the leg of the fresh meat. In this case, you. *'Wuvs' back* ;D

[Ktan]

I think GA would send out some pirates to kick his ass.

-Neo

And I'd send Ninjas.

[Neo]

Don't you start on me dammit.

-Neo

[Gunmonk]

now now now cant we all justget along?

also about the orbs if I were to get allot of neg rep would I get red orbs? and whats up wth the orange orb?

[Protogod]

n
also about the orbs if I were to get allot of neg rep would I get red orbs? and whats up wth the orange orb?

orange orb is negative rep.

[VigilanteV]

holy shit!!! NEG REP ME UP!!!

[Basan]

holy shit!!! NEG REP ME UP!!!

Am more tempted to load ya a warning/infraction... let's see how my night ends up. :P

[VigilanteV]

lol...on second though blues good...

[Protoss_Honor]

Congratz Proto. gj and all that jazz. DOn't go on a banning spree, k? :P

[Protogod]

Congratz Proto. gj and all that jazz. DOn't go on a banning spree, k?

ZOMG FLAME!!! J00R OUTTA HERE

[Protoss_Honor]

ZOMG FLAME!!! J00R OUTTA HEREI think I want a second opinion on that there ruling, uh, there.

[Protogod]

Lol, so yeah, this thread got spammed fast.

[Protoss_Honor]

Consider the subject? :D

[Basan]

I think I want a second opinion on that there ruling, uh, there.

Laid down. You're outta here. [/Kidding] :smirk:

As for spamming it... you should've seen what they did on my congratulations thread. :P

[TheDriver]

Omfg. Chaos...
Btw proto do you accept bribes?

[Protogod]

Btw proto do you accept bribes?
sexual favors only.

[Icarus]

and remember kids, somewhere in a not so distant corner GA is crying:P

And every single noob map maker who's met the sad fate of existing

Congratulations protogod! Have fun with your new superpowers! :)

[Leosam096]

May the force be with you always.

[Thedutchjelle]

We're doomed.

We're DOOMED! DOOMED!

PROTO IS TAKING OVER .ORG! He is fanfic mod, mapmod, SC2mod, before you know he replaces AJ and force us to bow before his mighty feet.

[Protogod]

PROTO IS TAKING OVER .ORG! He is fanfic mod, mapmod, SC2mod, before you know he replaces AJ and force us to bow before his mighty feet.

'll save that for when i need fapping material.

[Gunmonk]

We're doomed.

We're DOOMED! DOOMED!

PROTO IS TAKING OVER .ORG! He is fanfic mod, mapmod, SC2mod, before you know he replaces AJ and force us to bow before his mighty feet.


as proto's represtaive (unofficial) I belive I can safely say "why ask for the lesser of two evils?". if protogod felt like it he might be able to pull it off. but at what personal gain only to put up with more whining from all of us?

[Leosam096]

Protogod, the MegaMod.
Not to mention he also became the Funneler of Fury.

[Protogod]

Protogod, the MegaMod.
Not to mention he also became the Funneler of Fury.

One of those is going to become my new title, lol.

[BrotherGreen]

Oh god.

Atleast its only the SC2 section.

[Thedutchjelle]

Let's hope they cancel SC2 so Proto loses his moderating abilities.

[apostolos]

Let's hope they cancel SC2 so Proto loses his moderating abilities.
+ rep for that

[Protogod]

Oh god.
Atleast its only the SC2 section.
Let's hope they cancel SC2 so Proto loses his moderating abilities.
+ rep for that
Banned, all of you!

Lol. :P

[Thedutchjelle]

Considering his self proclaimed title of 'Desperate Troll' , things are going to go really different now on WBs..

Things proto will change :
-Legalized flaming at religions
-Legalized flaming at noobs
-Legalized flaming at bad mapmakers
-Legalized flaming at everything that doesn't fit in above groups.

[Protogod]

Considering his self proclaimed title of 'Desperate Troll' , things are going to go really different now on WBs..

Actually my title is the funneler of fury, thank you very much. And you forgot flaming dutch people.

[Neo]

You all do realize, of course, that there are other staff members right? o.O

Basan supporting legal noob flaming? riiight.

-Neo

[Ahzz]

now the only thing we gotta do anymore is throw GA out of his staff position (you ever seen a mod abuse his powers more, or not following the rules?) and the world will be the best place ever.

[Protogod]

now the only thing we gotta do anymore is throw GA out of his staff position and the world will be the best place ever.

lmao, <3 ahzz

[Thedutchjelle]

Actually my title is the funneler of fury, thank you very much. And you forgot flaming dutch people.

Ok, but you had Desperate Troll for months, and it's still in your avy.

Actually , i think that within a month, people want the nice, tolerant, not power abusing GA instead of the harsh, ebil, permabanning-spree Protogod.

Don't worry Protogod, you'll make the newbs fear you so much that everybody stops posting in SCII forum.

[VigilanteV]

fear? Noobs do not fear-.-

Death threats just bounce of them, perm ban, they make another account, kill them and 2 more take it's place...the noobs are nothing more than zombies.

[Case_in_point]

*Deactivates Warboards account*

[Basan]

You all do realize, of course, that there are other staff members right? o.O

Basan supporting legal noob flaming? riiight.

It's in times like these that I miss the quotes' page. :D

now the only thing we gotta do anymore is throw GA out of his staff position (you ever seen a mod abuse his powers more, or not following the rules?) and the world will be the best place ever.

And apart what you all may think I get along nicely with GA even though it may not seem that way at first stance. Already seen several moderators from here to BF, SEN, SAMods, WC3 Campaigns, along with a few others well respected sites and also had glaringly witnessed some of the said site's rules being broken and no admonishment to come upon said staff. I've yet to encounter a mishap from his behalf around here and am proud to serve on the staff alongside with him and the others. He may be harsh sometimes, but coming to think of it they're deserved imo. He doesn't moderate the most intellectual demanding area of the forum for peanuts ya know? (Actually, he does it for peanuts but our salaries are of no matter to the general public. :smirk:)

[Protogod]

(Actually, he does it for peanuts but our salaries are of no matter to the general public.)
Why was I not informed? I've been working for chashews! I DEMAND PEANUTS!

[Neo]

YOU GET CASHEWS?

LAME.

I demand honey roasted peanuts

-Neo

[Thedutchjelle]

Atleast you get salary.

SC.org demands that we pay THEM in order to stay mod.

[IrishDutchman]

Cashews are better than peanuts...
Anyway, congrats with your promotion, Proto. Give 'em hell.

Dutchie, I like your thinking. How about,
SC.ORG staffies: cashews.
Mods: peanuts.
Admins: honey roasted peanuts.

O.o

And you forgot flaming dutch people.

Oh, it's on.

[Thedutchjelle]

Proto prolly forgot that i'm not the only Dutch guy here ;)

[Protogod]

Proto prolly forgot that i'm not the only Dutch guy here

Indeed, jello. You've out jiggled me again.

[Thedutchjelle]

Indeed, jello. You've out jiggled me again.

Won't be the last time.


And stop the Unholy crap. :(

[Basan]

At least you've getting paid in some form Proto'. All I'm getting are imaginary pony (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony) pictures. *Shrugs*

Anyway, congrats with your promotion, Proto. Give 'em hell.

Don't worry. He's already doin' that... to us. :P

[Thedutchjelle]

To bad i can't get in the wb.org staff forum, i would love to see Proto wreak havoc amongst the mods of warboard.

[apostolos]

At least you've getting paid in some form Proto'. All I'm getting are imaginary pony (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony) pictures. *Shrugs*poor basan.(btw if you add an "o"at the end of your name it becomes "basano"which means misery in Greek)
on topic:Long live Proto'.

[Protogod]

To bad i can't get in the wb.org staff forum, i would love to see Proto wreak havoc amongst the mods of warboard.

You'd be surprised. I'm terrified at some of the things they've been discussing in there.

They scared me away from kinky sex. Thats all you need to know.

[Thedutchjelle]

You'd be surprised. I'm terrified at some of the things they've been discussing in there.

They scared me away from kinky sex. Thats all you need to know.

Wow.

Just.

Wow.


That mod forum is a really really evil place. I mean, you scared protogod. That's .. unthinkable. Undoable.

[Neo]

omg proto, whats stays in the staff forum stays in the staff forum!

Rule 1 and 2 dammit! (Sorta)

-Neo

[Ktan]

I thought rule 1 was that there was no Staff Room?

[Protogod]

Rule 3 is cookies on wednesdays. It's mandatory.

[Basan]

Rule 3 is cookies on wednesdays. It's mandatory.


Wasn't nr. 3 that you must stay away from Dunch' & Schwitty when they start acting secksy? :o

[Neo]

"Start acting secksy"

Whatchu talkin' bout?

they are always secksy

-Neo

[Zeltaris]

Everytime I read the thread title and see "ProtoGod- Bitch" I giggle a little on the inside :3

[Protogod]

Everytime I read the thread title and see "ProtoGod- Bitch" I giggle a little on the inside

when i first saw it I thought i was getting flamed.

[Basan]

"Start acting secksy"

Whatchu talkin' bout?

they are always secksy

It seems that am more immune to their charms then. :rolleyes:

Everytime I read the thread title and see "ProtoGod- Bitch" I giggle a little on the inside :3

*Shh* Don't let everyone know he's our b**ch now. :_poke:

when i first saw it I thought i was getting flamed.

Don't you 'wuv' me on the inside? :P

[Thedutchjelle]

It seems that most of the WB staff has... issues.

So proto fits right in.

[Basan]

It seems that most of the WB staff has... issues.

Don't we all (regardless of staff status have'em)? :rolleyes:

[Icarus]

isn't it a little mean to have 3 negative options and only 1 positive one in naming the thread?

[Thedutchjelle]

isn't it a little mean to have 3 negative options and only 1 positive one in naming the thread?

I think that one postive should be removed, actually.

[Protogod]

isn't it a little mean to have 3 negative options and only 1 positive one in naming the thread?

As long as it is reflective of public opinion, there is no problem. :rolleyes:

[Basan]

isn't it a little mean to have 3 negative options and only 1 positive one in naming the thread?

It depends on how you take the bite. I've had some real good bites on me before. So at best, I'd say two neg', one neutral and one for.

And Proto', to bad I can't give ya karma for that one because it really reflects what I thought some would think when they saw the news (I was about to post): "WTF?". :angel: *Wink, wink*

[Icarus]

*gives proto a good, hard bite*

public opinion? THIS IS WARBOARDS!!! *kicks public opinion down the shitter*

[Thedutchjelle]

I'm actually surpised that proto's karma skyrocketed, he only had 3 balls before all this stuf IIRC

[Protogod]

I'm actually surpised that proto's karma skyrocketed, he only had 3 balls before all this stuf IIRC

its only been steadily increasing. I was at 290~ for 2 weeks. Then I made This Comment (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?p=510583#post510583) which got +rep from Basan, putting me over the edge, with 300+

[IrishDutchman]

Well, yeah. But that's rep from Basan. Remember that thread a couple of weeks back. Before you know it he'll stab you in the back, just like poor Black.Ice,

[3Vee]

Congrats, proto.

[Protogod]

Remember that thread a couple of weeks back. Before you know it he'll stab you in the back, just like poor Black.Ice,

Lol at that. I'm sure he isnt +repping other people behind my back...unless..Oh god! T.T

[Basan]

Lol at that. I'm sure he isnt +repping other people behind my back...unless..Oh god! T.T

Tee hee. :D
Now for real... the 'problem' is that that am one of the oldest members around, also have quite some karma and unfortunately have one of the highest post counts to go along with it resulting in a heap of points every time I hand it out. The system may need a tweak or two, so I can stop being a 'liability' issue when it comes to it. >= (

[Thedutchjelle]

What an evil person Basan is. Backstabbing you, and then laughing at your misfortune!

So what is he doesn't flame noobs, how can you tollerate bullying between moderators?

Poor protogod.

[Protogod]

Poor protogod.

Indeed. Now back to what I do best; RAWR! STFU, J00B!

[Neo]

Rep from staff are worth more then rep from members, and proto has probably gotten a few more rep from staff now that we see him more often.

-Neo

[Basan]

Rep from staff are worth more then rep from members, and proto has probably gotten a few more rep from staff now that we see him more often.

Add that to my hidden msg and there you have it folks. :D

[Thedutchjelle]

Rep from staff are worth more then rep from members, and proto has probably gotten a few more rep from staff now that we see him more often.

-Neo

So actually all those mods have only like 2 balls, but they keep giving each other rep huh?


Another conspiracy unraveled people!

[Leosam096]

My two balls came from Basan. You don't see me complaining. :/

[Basan]

My two balls came from Basan. You don't see me complaining. :/

Liar. :P Only gave you karma twice.

[Protogod]

My two balls
Put 'em away, put 'em away!!!

[Leosam096]

I feel safe and secured knowing that mods have lie-detectors. God really loves you. :)
-testimony

[Basan]

I feel safe and secured knowing that mods have lie-detectors. God really loves you. :)
-testimony

Don't tell me that you weren't born with'em? :o

[Leosam096]

I'm talking about my two blue balls of reputation. :p

Don't tell me that you weren't born with'em?
My masculine sexiness speaks for itself. I was born with balls. :)

[Protogod]

My masculine sexiness speaks for itself. I was born with balls.

How many? :rolleyes:

[Icarus]

a small gray one. Till basan unleashed himself, that is.

[Protogod]

a small gray one. Till basan unleashed himself, that is.

Basan seems to unleash himself all over alot of members's balls. :o

[Basan]

Basan seems to unleash himself all over alot of members's balls. :o

Especially over the feminine ones... :P

http://up.kupatrix.com/f/9/My%20Documents/Mod%27%20Usage%20-%20Courage.jpg


Tiny side note: Let's shape up guys. This is getting us nowhere (aka mild spam plus graphic description imagery) and therefore has served it's purpose, which was welcoming Proto' to the staff. :_poke:

[Schwitzer]

Actually, staff abide by the same reputation rules as everyone else. It's simply because the staff tend to have been here longer and have the most reputation points that their +rep tends to be higher than most normal members'.