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MajorSonnwaitts
08-03-2007, 1:32 PM
Well, without Zeltaris answering our questions in the "Ask Zelt!" thread, I thought that I should take control of this situation and put and end to your ignora... huh... questions.
But I'm a bit stupid, so I'll do this: the people answers the people's questions.
That's damn right! This thread was designed by a retard for retards that need answers by retards.
And this thread works like this: I ask, someone answers and make another question, someone else will answer and yadda yadda yadda...
Example:
Why everyone hates me?and the next guy answers:
Because you're ugly.
What's OMG?The rules are:
·You can't answer your own questions.
·You can answer an answered question, if you think you know a better question. You just have to quote the question.
·If you want a serious answer, remember that this ain't the intellectual roundtable, or just specify.
Easy, heh?
Well, I'll start.
2+2=?
There's a Big Questions thread here somewhere, wth i feel loving now.
answer: For! :p
my question: Why is metal the best music in the world?
Protogod
08-03-2007, 2:02 PM
my question: Why is metal the best music in the world?
because you like men.
Who will sex me?
TheOutcast
08-03-2007, 2:31 PM
not me!!!!!
Why is Warcraft.org screwed?
apostolos
08-03-2007, 3:11 PM
Because everyone goes to starcraft and d2players.org
Why I fart?
Icarus
08-03-2007, 4:32 PM
You had a burrito.
Why is the icon for this thread the windows logo?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-03-2007, 4:35 PM
Because I always use it.
Why I am stupid?
TheOutcast
08-03-2007, 4:36 PM
The Nazis injected air into your brain.
Why is this thread better than Ask Zelt?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-03-2007, 4:43 PM
Why is this thread better than Ask Zelt?
No, this is not better than Ask Zelt, it's just that he/she/it doesn't answer the question since a month or something, and I wanted to do a thread for those that their questions weren't answered.
I'm not saying that this thread's better than one or another.
FTW?
TheOutcast
08-03-2007, 4:47 PM
What does FTW mean? I don't mean to sound stupid.....
Icarus
08-03-2007, 6:02 PM
For the win. If you were advocating something, and you were confident that it's awesome, you say FTW.
Why aren't there more people posting?
TheOutcast
08-03-2007, 7:40 PM
Because you touch yourself at night..... just kidding!:) I couldn't resist saying that!
Why is Halo so popular?
Icarus
08-03-2007, 8:51 PM
because you touch master chief at night :P
when someone says "what the hell" what does that actually mean??
It means Satan is laughing his ass off as you speak, and touching your balls.
Is StarCraft 2 ever gonna be better than 1?
apostolos
08-04-2007, 3:31 AM
Yes.
Are these things pwning lasers in Zenox's Avy?
Galiant
08-04-2007, 6:48 AM
Nah! Wouldn't bet my ass of it?
Is Jim Raynor Still bald and have one eyebrow in starcraft 2?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-04-2007, 2:27 PM
Yes. Raynor will be bald and with an eyebrow until he dies. Poor boy...
Why I can't stop to put the Windows logo in my posts?!!!
Blacker
08-04-2007, 8:25 PM
That's your problem...
Why do i smoke cigaretes?
bobboy
08-04-2007, 9:39 PM
Because you want to slowly cover your lungs with disgusting chemicals, while slowly developing cancer, falling for the tricks of Big Tabacco(r), and slowly die while doing the same to everyone around you... of course! Doesn't everyone?
Is there any way to be a "professional" suicide bomber?
apostolos
08-05-2007, 12:52 AM
Have bombs that say"PROFESSIONAL"
Can I have some pwonzoring lazerz?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-06-2007, 2:49 AM
No because you touch your best friends mum at night.
Why are these questions lacking Ointment?
apostolos
08-06-2007, 3:28 AM
Because they are lack-of-ointment Qs.
Why is the cat farting?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-06-2007, 3:40 AM
Because it doesnt like you
Why is my hand cold?
apostolos
08-06-2007, 3:44 AM
Cuz your a zombie.
Why n00bz are ruining the world?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-06-2007, 3:51 AM
Because they dont like YOU
Why am i zombie?
apostolos
08-06-2007, 4:18 AM
Because living dont like YOU.
Why none likes me?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-06-2007, 10:13 AM
Because people doesn't like n00bz.
Why all the question are related with "nobody likes me..."?
apostolos
08-06-2007, 10:24 AM
Because they all don't know that nobody likes YOU.
Why do you have the Vote Black.Ice! thing on your sig?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-06-2007, 10:30 AM
What? The elections were over?
Why no one told me?
apostolos
08-06-2007, 10:35 AM
Because nobody likes you.
Where am I?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-07-2007, 2:01 PM
In Warboards, lol.
Why don't you post in this thread?
apostolos
08-07-2007, 2:50 PM
Because we are too dumb to post.
Why do cows make milk?
Icarus
08-07-2007, 5:47 PM
Because cows hate lactose-intolerants
What makes all the different brands of bottled water different?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-07-2007, 6:04 PM
The amount of pee they put on the bottle. And the price.
Where is my back?
apostolos
08-08-2007, 12:26 AM
somewhere.
What is this?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-08-2007, 2:26 AM
A thread.
Why is Apostolos Retarded?
apostolos
08-08-2007, 2:39 AM
Cuz he's cool.
Why JTS hates me?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-08-2007, 2:45 AM
Because of your lack of coolness
Why does Apostolos come online and spam up the posts when i have just finished causing me to go into a homocidal-manical rant like this time and time and time again?
Icarus
08-08-2007, 2:57 AM
Because He wants to die.... by your hands.
FINISH HIM!
How will JTS finish apostolos?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-08-2007, 3:21 AM
By dipping him repetedly into some for of horribley powerful acid.
Why is 124267 intervening in our fight?
Kellanved
08-08-2007, 1:30 PM
'cause he beat me to it.
Why do people generally avoid unpalatable subjects?
Icarus
08-08-2007, 7:25 PM
Because they are unpalatable.
Why do I suck at starcraft so bad?
Protogod
08-08-2007, 8:06 PM
Why do I suck at starcraft so bad?
Because you dont go to Op Swbk at US East /shameless advertising
Why does mcdonalds make me sick?
Icarus
08-08-2007, 8:14 PM
They ground up dogs and put it in the food.
why the hell did the chicken cross that road?
apostolos
08-09-2007, 12:59 AM
Cuz it wanted to pee
Why does WB have so many people?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-09-2007, 1:01 AM
Because they all have a common intreast......
Why do i tend to use "/" words such as /yell at apostolos or /shoots apostolos?
Icarus
08-09-2007, 1:47 AM
I've never noticed it...
It may be some kind of premature seizure, in which whenever you see something undeniably sexy(apostolos) your body, willing by your conscious or not, ejaculates on the spot, and your hand may spasm in a desperate attempt to acknowledge his smokin hot essence
why not \ instead of / ?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-09-2007, 1:57 AM
I've never noticed it...
It may be some kind of premature seizure, in which whenever you see something undeniably sexy(apostolos) your body, willing by your conscious or not, ejaculates on the spot, and your hand may spasm in a desperate attempt to acknowledge his smokin hot essence
why not \ instead of / ?
dude that is just way fucked up in the head.....
and i dont like "\" its the tool of satan.
Why are you thinking of me orgasming?
Icarus
08-09-2007, 2:37 AM
Because you did. Not my fault you got the hots for apostolos:D
Why am I fucked up in teh hed?
apostolos
08-09-2007, 5:00 AM
Cuz JTS said it.
Why everybody talks about me?
TheListener
08-09-2007, 4:28 PM
Because you're like Paris Hilton, no one likes you.
Why are my pants dirty?
apostolos
08-09-2007, 10:48 PM
Cuz you dropped ice-cream on them.
Why do camels live in Africa and Asia?
Icarus
08-10-2007, 8:11 AM
Because... They...like it...?
why does apostolos ask weird questions?
Galiant
08-10-2007, 8:19 AM
Because he is Wierd
Are Reptilians real? .. Seriously, are they real?
apostolos
08-10-2007, 8:28 AM
I am wondering too...
Why don't you use good grammar? Example:
Yes, but you have to be authorized and approved by the Government AND THE MILITARY. OR you can just have a regular Laser Pointer that says:The question began was a "Wh" question which cannot be answered with yes/no.:mad:
zomg!!!!(whyt ders zomg mean)
n WHY DO MY PEOPLE ALWAYS DIE IN CIVII ???????!!!!!
Kellanved
08-10-2007, 11:22 AM
'cause they're all emo like their master and love to /wrist
Will we evolve into giant brain creatures?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-10-2007, 12:35 PM
No. Well, the goliath pilot bandicoots don't evolve into these things. They evolve in viking pilot bandicoots. I don't know if humans evolve into giant brain creatures...
Is "Fergalicious" a real word?
Protogod
08-10-2007, 12:37 PM
Is "Fergalicious" a real word?
now it is.
Why are people on wb mostly virgins?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-10-2007, 12:52 PM
'cause we're all n00bs!
Why my girlfriend doesn't like SC but she loves DotA?
apostolos
08-10-2007, 1:25 PM
Cuz she likes WC3
Why am I n00b
Jimmy_the_saint
08-10-2007, 11:12 PM
because nobody likes you, everyone left you, they are all out with out you, having fun. (p.s if anyonecan PM me with the name of the song artist and album i will reward them greatly)
Why does my infected thumb hurt?
apostolos
08-11-2007, 1:17 AM
Cuz it has broodlings in it.
Why Zergs rule the universe
Galiant
08-11-2007, 6:08 AM
Because they attacked through vast numbers destroying their enmies with their number instead of strength
What is the real story of Cthulhu anyway? ... seriously, what? and what did H.P. Lovecraft predicted anyway?
Blacker
08-11-2007, 7:21 PM
I don't know what Cthulhu means...i heard song from CoF only :P
Why this fucking world sucks?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-11-2007, 8:23 PM
Because you are here.
Why does my nose hurt?
Protogod
08-11-2007, 8:26 PM
Because you are here.
Why does my nose hurt?
Because cthulhu is in your head killin your doods.
Why am i so awesome?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-11-2007, 8:28 PM
Because you live in your world. 'Nuff said.
Why is Chtulhu in my head killing my doods?
Protogod
08-11-2007, 11:07 PM
Why is Chtulhu in my head killing my doods?
Because you live in his world.
How can I avoid getting infracted for tandem posting after this?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-12-2007, 1:02 AM
By not posting?
how can protogod be infracted for tandem posting after this?
apostolos
08-12-2007, 1:11 AM
He can't cuz i post.
Why everyone talks about Chtulhu?
DarkGunner
08-12-2007, 1:57 AM
why not?
apostolos
Dark Templar
Member Since: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,337
why is apostolos post count so 1337 (sorry awful joke)
apostolos
08-12-2007, 2:00 AM
Cuz I was born in 1337.(thx,didn't notice that)
Who was the 3rd president of USA?
DarkGunner
08-12-2007, 2:02 AM
thomas jefferson (had to google it)
Cuz I was born in 1337.(thx,didn't notice that)
it was cool while it lasted :(
who was the 3rd prime minister of canada?
apostolos
08-12-2007, 2:10 AM
Someone.
Who are you?
DarkGunner
08-12-2007, 2:11 AM
someone
who are you?
Blacker
08-12-2007, 4:26 AM
Who Cares? ;-D
Are you girl?
apostolos
08-12-2007, 5:26 AM
Nope.
Are you?
WarInSerbia
08-12-2007, 1:54 PM
Nope.
Where do you live?
Icarus
08-12-2007, 2:03 PM
Earth.
What the hell happened to this thread?
apostolos
08-12-2007, 2:48 PM
A guest farted so loud that everyone got scared.
Why don't guests register?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-12-2007, 3:40 PM
'Cuz they're killed after they leave WB. Or just they're n00bs.
Do you hate Vista?
Icarus
08-12-2007, 6:42 PM
I don't know enough about it to hate or love it
Why has this forum slowed down?
Blacker
08-12-2007, 7:07 PM
I don't have to worry about that! :P
Do you play on Battle.net>\?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-12-2007, 7:37 PM
Yeah! Starcraft only.
What's the world's biggest planet?
apostolos
08-13-2007, 1:43 AM
Auir.
Where do the protoss live?
Galiant
08-13-2007, 2:12 AM
In Protoss Houses
Where do Apostolos lives?
apostolos
08-13-2007, 2:13 AM
In Greece
What is anime?
Blacker
08-13-2007, 3:16 AM
something nice...
WTF?
DarkGunner
08-13-2007, 4:11 AM
wtf?
why dont people ask real questions
Jimmy_the_saint
08-13-2007, 4:21 AM
Because they are avoiding you.
Why do my glasses fog up?
The_Maker
08-13-2007, 4:26 AM
Because it's cold, and the glass isn't
Why is it three thirty in the morning?
apostolos
08-13-2007, 4:28 AM
Cuz 3:29 has passed.
Why are you a ninja?
Galiant
08-13-2007, 8:05 AM
Coz I like to stalk anime people :o
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Damn! I feel so Corny today!
apostolos
08-13-2007, 9:04 AM
cuz 8 told it so.
Why you watch anime all the time?
Icarus
08-13-2007, 9:55 AM
I don't. Quit accusing me jeez!
What is the best book ever written?
U-238
08-13-2007, 11:25 AM
W. S. Churchill's "History of the English Speaking Peoples" book IV. (all of them are great but IV is the best imo)
Why is Tabasco sauce so damn good??
apostolos
08-13-2007, 12:43 PM
Cuz you have it in your avy and sig and you are cool,so tabasco is cool.
Why I suck?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-13-2007, 2:19 PM
Because nobody likes you.
Why I'm a goliath pilot bandicoot?
Blacker
08-13-2007, 6:22 PM
Because you are « Previous Thread | Next Thread »
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Why am I Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (1 members and 0 guests)
DarkGunner
08-13-2007, 6:24 PM
becaues no one else is there?
what is the best movie ever
Blacker
08-13-2007, 6:26 PM
Pljacka Treceg Rajha :D
Why are u gay?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-13-2007, 7:40 PM
'cause YOU are the gay.
Why you're a n00b?
apostolos
08-14-2007, 1:29 AM
Cuz I want to be like you.
Why ppl make stupid Qs?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-14-2007, 1:55 AM
becuase they want to make sure you understand.
Why does my thumb hurt?
Blacker
08-14-2007, 6:05 AM
i don't care...who cares?
WTF is WTF and WTF WTF should means?WTF is WTF so WTF and WTF are WTFs so much WTF...............:shiftyr:
apostolos
08-14-2007, 6:07 AM
WTF?
Why the enemy of my enemy is my friend if my enemy's enemy is me?
Galiant
08-14-2007, 8:12 AM
Because your a dickhead
Why do I suddenly feel Horny?
apostolos
08-14-2007, 9:02 AM
Cuz you are anyways.
Who was the man that invented macine gun
Blacker
08-14-2007, 6:24 PM
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D WTF?
A < B < C < D < E or < F
apostolos
08-15-2007, 12:09 AM
<F.
Why are the Zerg that stupid?(Yeah,1500th post!)
Jimmy_the_saint
08-15-2007, 2:53 AM
They arent. Only you are.
Why do the protoss suck big fat zerg rushing cock?
Blacker
08-15-2007, 7:48 AM
who cares?
who cares?
Galiant
08-15-2007, 8:48 AM
No one
Who cared?
Icarus
08-15-2007, 9:02 AM
I did. Meanie.
what should i name my new dog?(welsh corgie, and it's a girl)
Galiant
08-15-2007, 9:09 AM
cook it
Should I download the Simpson movie illegally?
Kellanved
08-15-2007, 9:15 AM
Anyone who pays to watch 'The Simpsons' movie is a sap (in the words of Homer Simpson).
Should I quit video games?
Icarus
08-15-2007, 9:17 AM
...no
Why did galiant609 half ass his response???
Galiant
08-15-2007, 9:48 AM
because I felt like doing it
Is 124167 Black?
Icarus
08-15-2007, 11:29 AM
I'm glad my gangster-ness fooled you, but no. I'm chartreuse.
Is galiant609 asian?
Kellanved
08-15-2007, 11:44 AM
Why yes, thanks for asking :)
Are whites imba?
apostolos
08-15-2007, 2:02 PM
No.
Why do you ask?
Galiant
08-17-2007, 9:27 AM
He felt like it
What is the square root of PIE
Kellanved
08-17-2007, 9:31 AM
(Pie)^0.5 = Radius(pie) * (pi)^0.5
NR600 kk?
apostolos
08-17-2007, 1:08 PM
kk.
y 1 r t3h pwn3r?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-17-2007, 6:54 PM
wtf?
Why people here answers stupid things?
apostolos
08-18-2007, 2:23 AM
Cuz they think you.
Who ate crap cuz he was hungry?
Jimmy_the_saint
08-18-2007, 6:04 PM
you.
Why does my nose run?
apostolos
08-19-2007, 2:13 AM
Cuz it wants to get gold medal in Marathon.
Why does crap stink?
TheOutcast
08-19-2007, 10:18 AM
I like it like that...
What kind of question was that?
Faiien
08-19-2007, 3:48 PM
a stupid one
why does she sell seashells by the seashore
TheOutcast
08-19-2007, 8:10 PM
You can't get sea shells at a lake can you?
Why does pain hurt?
apostolos
08-20-2007, 12:13 AM
Cuz It's painful.
Who was the founder of Democracy?
DarkGunner
08-20-2007, 1:56 AM
some roman guy probably
who was the founder of communism
TheOutcast
08-20-2007, 2:11 PM
me
Whoy do they steralize needles for lethal injections?
apostolos
08-20-2007, 2:44 PM
some roman guy probably
Actually it was Solon.and he was Greek.
Cuz they like it.
Who is your history teacher?
TheOutcast
08-20-2007, 2:49 PM
Some guy from Vietnam.....
Why do psychics ask you for your name?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-20-2007, 4:28 PM
Because they want to know the Goliath Bandicoot Sniper God of lazyness and DotA (my girlfriend convicted me), the only one who will pwn you all!!!
Why I was grounded?
TheOutcast
08-20-2007, 8:32 PM
You kicked my dog....
How am I supposed to know why you are grounded?
DarkGunner
08-20-2007, 11:21 PM
becuase you are "one of a kind"
why doesnt money buy happyness
TheOutcast
08-20-2007, 11:30 PM
You don't know where to shop!
Why am I posting in this thread?
DarkGunner
08-20-2007, 11:50 PM
ask yourself that
when is starcraft 2 coming out
apostolos
08-21-2007, 12:25 AM
Someday.
When is someday?
DarkGunner
08-21-2007, 12:36 AM
find out youself
are you hungry
TheOutcast
08-21-2007, 7:46 PM
Yes, actually I am.
Are you thirsty?
DarkGunner
08-21-2007, 10:56 PM
kind of
are you hungry and thirsty
TheOutcast
08-22-2007, 12:39 AM
That's a question I need to ask myself!
How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
DarkGunner
08-22-2007, 1:04 AM
i dont know
how many?
Galiant
08-22-2007, 6:59 AM
1 I guess..
Why did the Halo 3 Trailer contain this website:
ilovebees.com?
apostolos
08-22-2007, 7:17 AM
cuz the main char was stinged inn the ass by a bee.
What are bees?
TheOutcast
08-22-2007, 3:45 PM
They're letters of the alphabet....
Who invented language?
DarkGunner
08-22-2007, 4:38 PM
the first people to speak
do you know how to use alt-type? }$§I║JæE
TheOutcast
08-22-2007, 5:08 PM
No.
Does the TPBM know what TPAM is talking about?
yes just haven't figured out what key makes what yet
anybody need air support? last call
TheOutcast
08-22-2007, 5:12 PM
I need air support. I'm not telling you what for!
Does anyone need ground support?
Protogod
08-22-2007, 5:13 PM
Does anyone need ground support?
yes.
What is 2+2?
i don't, a good air squad renders enemy ground troops incapable of combat... GO BOMBERS!
X that... someone beat me to it
- - -
2+2=fish
why must i go on and on about air support?
DarkGunner
08-22-2007, 6:15 PM
becuase i need it
13243546576879?
you fail, you forgot 0
why does a guy who obviously aces BF 2 need air support?
DarkGunner
08-22-2007, 6:52 PM
because i suck at flying
do you play BF2?
if you mean BF 2 Modern Combat, yes, and i must say: the heli controls suck
why must the heli controls suck?
TheOutcast
08-23-2007, 12:56 AM
Because they don't blow....
Why don't I understand the Roleplaying forum? Some of you know the answer:).
Galiant
08-23-2007, 4:08 AM
Because you never red the rules
DragonPaladin
08-23-2007, 8:38 AM
...I think you forgot the question galiant, but that's alright...
Why am I wearing one glove on my hand? (No MJ please)
TheOutcast
08-23-2007, 11:39 AM
Ask yourself that.
Do we necessarily need an Election Central forum?
Sento
08-23-2007, 12:12 PM
depends, what are we electing for? (that's my answer AND my question.. is that allowed?)
BludSyko
08-24-2007, 12:47 AM
As we always do in an election, we must vote either for a giant douche or a turd sandwich.
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
apostolos
08-24-2007, 7:30 AM
cuz we are drunk.
Who are you?
TheOutcast
08-24-2007, 11:40 AM
I am.......... no wait......... nevermind........
How many threads did you start?
apostolos
08-24-2007, 2:59 PM
many.
Who said that?
Icarus
08-25-2007, 3:16 AM
he did
Why do people buy fast cars if the roads are regulated with speed limits?
Galiant
08-25-2007, 3:53 AM
It's because of the design.
How do you play Blizzard Species War?
TheOutcast
08-25-2007, 4:05 PM
I don't....
Who here has seen the episode of Family Guy where Lois marries Quagmire?
BludSyko
08-26-2007, 1:38 AM
I might have.... I don't remember.
What is the meaning of life?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-26-2007, 7:06 PM
Tacos.
Who's the most stupid guy on WarBoards?
the guy with the screen name TheMostStupidGuy :P
what's with the pictures that have text? like the owl that say O RLY?
BludSyko
08-26-2007, 7:25 PM
Didn't you know that if you speak whilst a picture is being taken of you, your words are recorded in the caption? Of course, a picture takes a millisecond to record, so unless you can say a whole word or phrase in that millisecond, it is not recorded. That picture, in fact, proves that owls are one of the fastest talkers in the world.
Why was my response so long? o.O
... wtf? *confused*
Answer: it was the usual ScientificAnswerThatDoesn'tMakeSenseAndIsSaidInLit erralyOneWord
why did i say that in one word?
BludSyko
08-26-2007, 7:32 PM
Because your spacebar was temporarily broken and was miraculously fixed and you were too lazy to fix the sentence. Damn Americans :D
Am I racist against Americans?
nah, it's all in good fun ;)
Is it just me, or does my avy seem to be hiding a very evil lion?
BludSyko
08-26-2007, 7:39 PM
Nope. Tom Kazansky just decided to go with the "lion mane" look.
Who will be the next President?
G. Bush III (A.K.A stooge number three)
why are G. Bush Sr, G. bush jr and G. Bush III the three stooges?
BludSyko
08-26-2007, 7:51 PM
Cuz each one is dumber than the one before. In other words, the appointing G. Bush III as president will trigger the Apocalypse.
Why do I always go to a dark place in my response?
Icarus
08-26-2007, 7:58 PM
because you're a dark templar, and not even you know it.
Why is the default avatar a gray lion?
because it is evil, and wants to eat me! *shudder* so.. evil... GAH! I KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND MY AVY! *horror music!*
why am i so scared of the lion?
apostolos
08-27-2007, 2:27 AM
cuz you don't fear tigers.
Why I run so fast?
Galiant
08-27-2007, 9:32 AM
Because you have great reflexes
Why is the Universe continuesly expands?
Zeltaris
08-27-2007, 8:38 PM
It does so in order to get away from you and your horrible face :P
Why did that idiot Zelt stop answering questions?
Icarus
08-27-2007, 9:08 PM
Because he was too busy having buttsecks that lasted weeks with rico suave and albert clifford (aka slater from saved by the bell)
why do I have three balls? (woot)
BludSyko
08-28-2007, 1:27 AM
You were jealous that you didn't have any, so you started stealing other guys' balls and you don't know how to count to 2.
Why does the sun disappear?
Blacker
08-28-2007, 5:21 AM
Because people are destroting it by itself...
Who don't care?
TheOutcast
08-28-2007, 11:36 AM
Me sorta care....
What does ZOMG mean?
apostolos
08-28-2007, 3:06 PM
Zerg Oh My God
What is the answer to life,universe and everything?
BludSyko
08-28-2007, 4:32 PM
The answer is....
Who owns Warboards.org?
TheOutcast
08-28-2007, 7:58 PM
Not me...
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? (excuse me if someone said that already)
BludSyko
08-28-2007, 9:32 PM
As much as he wanted.
Why is Mountain Dew so good?
Icarus
08-29-2007, 3:16 AM
Because it looks like piss.
Why is facebook better than myspace?
IrishDutchman
08-29-2007, 4:17 AM
Because everyone says so.
What's my name? (IRL)
apostolos
08-29-2007, 4:30 AM
Who cares?
Wtf?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-29-2007, 11:36 AM
That's right!
Why I should hear my teachers about I'm a stupid in math?
apostolos
08-29-2007, 2:17 PM
cuz they want you to be more clever than them and call them dump n00bs.
Why are n00bs so n00bs?
BludSyko
08-29-2007, 2:44 PM
Cuz n00bs r newbs, no matter how non-nub the noobs may not seem. booN.
How do you get a ship into a bottle?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-29-2007, 2:45 PM
Build the ship into the bottle, I think...
Why I'm so sexy?
apostolos
08-29-2007, 2:47 PM
By breaking the bottle and then stick it's pieces together with the boat inside it.
Who bit the dust?
BludSyko
08-29-2007, 2:55 PM
Why I'm so sexy?
Because I taught how to be so sexy.
Who bit the dust?
A dust mite.
Who created God?
apostolos
08-29-2007, 2:58 PM
G
What will happen if the sun turns into a black hole?
BludSyko
08-29-2007, 3:00 PM
We will all die =/
What will happen if I take a bat to my TV?
TheOutcast
08-29-2007, 4:09 PM
Depends if you hit your TV with the bat...
Should I change my avatar?
Icarus
08-30-2007, 2:36 AM
Yes. It blends too well with the white/greyness of warboards layout.
Why do threads die? where do they go? is it nice?
apostolos
08-30-2007, 5:01 AM
Cuz they suck.They go to better place.No.
Why do camels take over 124167's avy?
BludSyko
08-30-2007, 1:38 PM
Because 124167 likes to spit a lot.
Wtf is apostolos avy?
bobboy
08-30-2007, 7:29 PM
What ISN'T apostolos avy?
Why are mudkips so edible? I mean....
Jimmy_the_saint
08-30-2007, 7:43 PM
because you are a french therefore you eat frog looking things.
Why does my throat hurt?
Icarus
08-30-2007, 8:18 PM
you swallowed sandpaper!
(btw, it's a llama)
Why do peeps not be knowin a camel from a llama?
because they have never seen either
why must we deal with the anime invasion?
BludSyko
08-30-2007, 9:29 PM
Because Zerg_Eater and whatshisname are obsessive-compulsive.
Icarus
08-30-2007, 9:34 PM
why does BludSkyo not play by the rules?
BludSyko
08-30-2007, 9:44 PM
Because I... forgot to put a question in....
Why do I keep forgetting?
TheOutcast
08-31-2007, 1:24 AM
The Nazi's injected air into your brain.... I saw...
Is Windows Vista worth it?
MajorSonnwaitts
08-31-2007, 4:42 PM
For me, not.
Is there a Windows 94?
BludSyko
08-31-2007, 6:04 PM
If there is, it doesn't matter, as all Windows are lame.
Why do I have 300+ channels but nothing to watch?
Icarus
08-31-2007, 6:37 PM
Because you're too picky, or you're too lazy to search through them.
Why did emo suddenly change from what it was 4-5 years ago?
Blacker
08-31-2007, 8:53 PM
Who cares!?
Who cares?
the guy who decided not to close this thread
why must we give games bad names like shitcraft or warcrap? (btw, i don't approve of either of those)
bobboy
09-02-2007, 2:46 PM
Cause, in compaison, warcrap is terrible to Starcraft. However, people who can't control more than X number of units declare shitcraft to be.. well shit.
(I guess im more toward warcraft<Starcraft)
How could someone explain what cheese tastes like? Its not salty, nor sweet, no spicy, nor sour, nor bitter O_O
MajorSonnwaitts
09-02-2007, 5:13 PM
It tastes like cheese. Plain and simple. Cheese. Even God doesn't know an exact word for it. The dictionary doesn't have a word for its taste. So just call it "cheesy". I'll add it to the dictionary:
cheesy: adj.Cheese's taste.
Someone knows why are the SC2 siege tanks so ugly?
because we haven't complained enough about them... USE THE ORIGINAL SC1 MODEL!!!
why haven't we complained enough about this?
Gunmonk
09-02-2007, 7:35 PM
because no one gives a shite.
where do babies come from?
MajorSonnwaitts
09-02-2007, 8:29 PM
From Paris.
Why I'm bored?
Icarus
09-02-2007, 10:52 PM
because you're boring.
why does I get pwnt in starcraft?
BludSyko
09-02-2007, 11:03 PM
Because you became so good at Starcraft, that your ability looped back to noobiness, thus explaining your pwntness.
Why do people give such simple answers while I give more complex answers?
apostolos
09-03-2007, 12:32 AM
Cuz you are not lazy.
Why does Zerg_eater eat Zergz?
MajorSonnwaitts
09-03-2007, 5:10 PM
Because he likes to eat them. He says that they taste like chicken.
Why Zeltaris appeared until now?
BludSyko
09-03-2007, 9:00 PM
Because he hates you, but finally decided he shouldn't punish everyone else because of you.
Why do I have blonde hair when both of my parents have brown hair?
The_Maker
09-04-2007, 9:09 PM
Because you dyed it.
Why am I ninja?
BludSyko
09-04-2007, 10:50 PM
Because you mailed in the 3 UPCs and the order form on the back of the cereal box for the "official" ninja certificate.
Are there real aliens at Area 51?
Galiant
09-05-2007, 8:06 AM
some say there is but some dont
I mostly prefer yes.
Why is ther no Corrector Yui Englush Sub on the Internet?
because it's not natural for english-speaking people to enjoy anime
Why did i just diss anime...?
apostolos
09-07-2007, 7:49 AM
cuz it sux.:D
Why?
TheOutcast
09-07-2007, 1:54 PM
He's racist.......
Is that true?
apostolos
09-07-2007, 3:07 PM
Yes it is.
Who was wtf?
Warinserbia Terran Fucker.. does that work for you?
why am i dissing everything?
BludSyko
09-07-2007, 9:01 PM
Because you would look like a retard if you dissed yourself.
Why is the sky blue?
Galiant
09-08-2007, 7:44 AM
because of earth's atmosphere
why is there 7 dimensions?
because you are stupid to beleive it?
are there really 7 dimensions?
Galiant
09-09-2007, 2:33 AM
yes, currently, we are at the 5th.
Can the Protoss really exist?
BludSyko
09-09-2007, 10:53 AM
Only if a nerd discovers an alien species and decides to name them the Protoss =/
Is it possible to see two rainbows at once?
RavenCrusade
09-09-2007, 2:44 PM
Yes, all you need is a mirror.
Can I Fly? :B
ZeratulStukov
09-09-2007, 2:49 PM
yes you can fly, in your dream
why do i hate BludSyko?
MajorSonnwaitts
09-09-2007, 4:50 PM
Because you have a problem with him.
Does WarBoards support DotA?
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