Help required - looking for Zerg Pros !

[SBDroid]

Hey people ! I am kinda new in the starcraft.org forums, but i would like to know if anyone is interested in beating my weak brother on Star Craft. He isn't that good, but i would like someone to shut his mouth. He thinks he is the best player with protoss and he thinks he is going to beat even the best zerg player in the world. He has 2 or 3 conditions : a random 256x256 map , he wants to start with protoss againts a zerg. Even if you aren't that good with zerg you could at least tell me someone you know. You can also offer a way of playing, like gg-client or hamachi for example. Please reply as fast as you can and we could work out the details later. ;)

[Ktan]

Just two things:
A)This is more the .org Network forum. But it is where all the off-topic SC banter comes to die :P
B)This would be better in the Tactical Chamber
C)Hi!

Ok...three things...

I'll just move the thread for you.

On second thoughts, debriefing room.

[TitanWing]

Tell him to go to channel "op swbk" on USEast. He'll be owned by just about everyone there if he's as weak as you make me think he is.

And welcome to WBs. You sure made an unique entrance...

[Ahzz]

ill own him up anytime. op swbk indeed, my account is gNs.I-Ahzz

[Basan]

You can always trust the fellow WB'dians to rain in everyone elses parade. This particularly applies if that someone is acting all snotty and uptight. :smirk:

And welcome to WB's, 'Droid. Am hoping that you like your stay here as most of us do. :)

[Aqo]

Either let Ahzz pwn him, or in case you can't contact Ahzz call me on MSN (aqotrooper@hotmail.com) for w/e.

[Alexisonfire]

ahzz is a complete noob i suggest u find someone better to play him cuz ahzz sux and he is known to use hax too

[Ahzz]

:D:D haha jays. You're such a nice friend.

[SBDroid]

Thanks guys. Well Ahzz i will try to contact you, but before that we should find a program with which we could play. Oh and what exactly is "channel "op swbk" on USEast" and "WB'dians", because i am kinda new and i don't have an idea what are you talking about :P

[Ahzz]

op swbk is a channel on US.East gateway where all cool dudes gather up, play, and chat.

WB'dians means warboardians, which is us.

[SBDroid]

Thanks for clearing those things for me, but i don't think i have the original Star Craft installed so my gateways are a bit screwed up. As i told you we could use an alternative program to play together on multiplayer without using battle.net .

[Ahzz]

hamachi might work too

[DarkLStrike]

You cant log onto battle.net or something? I really hope you have a legit CD because I would like to observe him getting owned by Ahzz.

[SBDroid]

No problem with that i could give you the replay after the game or you can ask Ahzz too. And yes hamachi would be perfect, just tell me which is your Star Craft version Ahzz. You can join my hamachi network :
name : Grievous
pass : sbdroid

I would like to observe him getting owned by Ahzz.
Me too :D

[Protogod]

ill own him up anytime. op swbk indeed, my account is gNs.I-Ahzz

there ya go

[InfestedKay]

If that doesn't work, let me give a shot at him. :)
Just be sure to put up a replay, I want to see if he's even worth the time and effort. (I'm no good Zerg player, but it won't be a problem)

[TitanWing]

I really hope you have a legit CD because I would like to observe him getting owned by Ahzz.
Ahzz! Save the replay and post it in this thread and the replay thread!

[Ahzz]

he actually gonna come on battle.net or he wants hamachi or?

[TitanWing]

...or is he just one of those noobs who talks big and disappears when challenged?

[SBDroid]

he actually gonna come on battle.net or he wants hamachi or?
Yes, he wants with hamachi. As i already told you, enter my network :
name : Grievous
pass : sbdroid
When i see you are in it i can try playing with you myself to see it there is going to be any lag just to check if it's playable with hamachi.

[Ahzz]

joined it, iand im in a game too
(I cant play today but we can try if it works... I'll play him tomorrow)

[SBDroid]

Maybe not tomorrow, but i'll tell you when ok ?

[Ahzz]

..fine

[SBDroid]

If you are here now we can try together for a test game.... The next days try to be in hamachi as much as possible and hopefully we might catch each other... And tell me what version is your Star Craft

[Ahzz]

...yeah. so much for that idiot. all he could do was harass, and even that made no damage. the only damage I got was when I attacked and he got a couple of overlords with his sairs. woah.


just gotta love these guys who think they're best in the world just because they're best in the neighbourhood.



EDIT:

AHAAHA now he said im hacker after that shit. "He knew all my bases" huh... really...

Maybe he should look the replay.. Maybe he should see how all the expoes he took were rather close to his main and rather obvious. Maybe he should see how I just scouted all the map 24/7.

[SBDroid]

Wohoooooooooooooooooooo! Man i love you!! Great Job man i adore you, from now on i will change my nick to Ahzz's Follower :D ! I doubt he is going to play with you again, because you are a different class player for him. It wasn't that hard i might say. That game even i could beat him, but i know it's harder playing than saying big words. So man i would like to play with you whenever possible if that's ok with you. Again thanks :rolleyes:
EDIT
oh yes and i have a question: How do you make your overlords (all of them) move and drop units at the same time. I know you should click on the units inside, but doesn't this work only with one overlord ?

[Ahzz]

if he really felt like I hacked, I can play him again on a ground map. and still own him. well anyway.

for ovie/transport dropping:

There are several way to do this, but imo most simple is this:

first, move the overlords to a specific destination. your enemys bases corner for example... while they're moving, select one transport, click unload all on the same transport you selected, and pick another one and unload all click on the new transport you selected etc etc. They will move to the destination you wanted, and keep unloading units.

[SBDroid]

Yep i thought so, because it would be impossible doing it at the same time, though it really looked that way. Nvm that, he saw the replay and no longer thinks you are a "hacker" so he might want to play again soon.