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Darmago
07-01-2007, 9:45 PM
HISTORY Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

MEDICINE You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

PUBLIC SPEAKING Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek.

BIOLOGY Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.

MUSIC Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

PSYCHOLOGY Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Rameses II, Gregory of Nicea, Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

SOCIOLOGY Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.

MANAGEMENT SCIENCE Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the communications interface and all necessary control programs.

ENGINEERING The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

ECONOMICS Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following areas: Cubism, the Donatist controversy, the wave theory of light. Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize this method from all possible points of view. Point out the deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your answer to the last question.

POLITICAL SCIENCE There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

EPISTEMOLOGY Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

PHYSICS Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

PHILOSOPHY Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

*** EXTRA CREDIT *** Define the universe; give three examples.


I think I could do engineering...

Protogod
07-01-2007, 9:52 PM
Rofl, the medicine one reminds me of SAW.

Battlecruiser
07-02-2007, 11:32 AM
Political Science seems the only one that I can do, unfortunately. My plan would involve calling Dubya, and saying something about nuclear bombs being launched at the U.S. in an accent (Chinese, Arabian, Korean etc.). Then, watch hell ensue, though I'd probably die before the exam finishes.

hammocksleeper
07-02-2007, 4:35 PM
Holy mackerel, Hammurabi! I had forgotten about him ever since I first made his acquaintance inside my sixth-grade history textbook! Nice to see you again. Weren´t you the "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" guy?

Also the sociology one actually sounds like a cool project.

DarkMirror
07-02-2007, 4:56 PM
Only problem with an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth is everyone ends up blind and wearing dentures.

Anyways, I would try biology. i would just take a tooth, put it in cola, and then zap it with electricity.

Atillawurm
07-04-2007, 1:52 AM
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

Just a bit challenging not to mention nearly Impossible.

NightElfking
07-04-2007, 3:33 AM
I give.
Just fail me.

Darmago
07-05-2007, 12:53 PM
Thinking about it. I think I might also be able to wrangle up a suitable answer for Philosophy.

wikipedia Solipsism

TheListener
07-05-2007, 10:12 PM
I think I could do Sociology, Political Science and Engineering.

Extra credit is hilarious. 3 examples! Hah!

Galiant
07-06-2007, 1:12 AM
Rofl, the medicine one reminds me of SAW.


Lol! Me Too!


*** EXTRA CREDIT *** Define the universe; give three examples.

Define:

- A Infinite Dark Void that expands multiply it by it's speed.
- Uni-Universal Verse-Part of a Sentence = A Space from which matter lies within.
- Living Room of God

Example:

- The Universe Itself
- Space
- Planet Earth (Universe in the words of a normal man)

NightElfking
07-07-2007, 12:34 AM
(In a corner, sucking thumb)
so............much............knowledge. So........Intelligent....... It BURNS US!!!! IT BURNS US!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
(Takes sip of water)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!