Screw that!

[Zeltaris]

Aight kids, another game aimed at making you kids work some for the free posts you get here, as opposed to just filling in a template. Whatever that means...

In this game, what you do is post a statement, and briefly defend/explain it. Then the next poster will go screw that/fuck that/shove it/etc and rebuke your statement. Then he/she/it (in case it's theAzn) will proceed to post a statement of his own.

The statement can make sense or not. The rebuttal, however, must be logical to a certain degree :)

I'll start

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It is considered a wise move not to move in the presence of a rapist. This is because rapists consider hunting makes for 90% of the fun. Also, rapists rely heavily on their sense of smell to track down their victims. This is why the International Safety Manual for would-be rape victims advises you to fart as quietly as possible and then fan it away. This confuses the rapist 85% of the time. Additionally, the smell works as a powerful turn-off.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

screw that if you dont go into ddark alleys are accept candy from strangers you wont ever have that problem.


It is considered rude when you go back in time nd kill the bug that started it all. this is because you might undo the future and not make cool shows like heroes and supernatural happen. and when you come back we would all kill you.

[DarkMirror]

But one can kill the bug for fun, because time is like an elastic band and you can stretch it and it will bounce back.

Pie quantifies the boobies, and milk will cry over spilling mustard seeds tyo the wind that makes turnip pie.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Screw that. i can just make my own turnip pie.

Your mother and your father where not using a contreceptive and thereore the horror that is you was born.

[Atillawurm]

Fuck that I was never conceived I just showed up when the Posidien Spawn Of Satin unleased a barrage of eels from his abdomen, each one was carrying a Zippo lighter and as they flew accosted the sky they spell t out "Taria can I borrow you eyeliner."

You are nothing compared to my amazing godly figure!

[Zeltaris]

Screw that, my left arm is thicker than your entire body.

Btw, Swany, do you worship Satin? He he he devilishly fashionable, no?

Having wet dreams is the safest way to break away from an incubus' spell. And the only one that doesn't involve a goat and a dildo gun too...

[PrestonBurke]

Screw that! If like you said in your rebuttal, was spawned by Satin and thousands of eels, then you are not Godly at all, but instead you are a fiend. It is a proven fact that all demons are born ugly, and thus they must hide in the pits of hell where mortal eyes do not have to bear the troublesome pain of staring at the figure of a demon. The hot fires create ash that help cover your disconfigured face, but even that is not enough to hide your troublesome appearance. When mortals are possessed by Demons, it is because Demons are too ugly to be seen walking the face of the earth, and thus they must hide in the prettier form of a Human body. Thus, you are not godly or pretty.
Wow, i suck at this.

Zelt was foolish to make a game like this for us forum newbies to play because many of us are not smart enough to follow his basic guidelines put in place (One person being me). One of his rules being:
what you do is post a statement, and briefly defend/explain it.
Yet, all i see are one line statements such as this:
Pie quantifies the boobies, and milk will cry over spilling mustard seeds tyo the wind that makes turnip pie.
No where in this statement is there an explanation of this absurd sentence.
The second important rule is:
The rebuttal, however, must be logical to a certain degree
Even the rebuttals are too hard for us, one example being mine, another example being this:
But one can kill the bug for fun, because time is like an elastic band and you can stretch it and it will bounce back.
This person did not follow the standard "Screw that/Fuck it/Shove it" template, but thats my only beef against him.
screw that if you dont go into ddark alleys are accept candy from strangers you wont ever have that problem.
Now this rebuttal comes out of the blue because:

He does not provide a reason why farting is not a good way to escape a rapist.
Women are not children that accept candy from strangers.
Women are not dumb enough to enter dark alleys for no reason.


Thus with these examples of us not being able to follow the rules and being smart enough to come up with a decent statement and rebuttal as Zelt himself, this game is simply too hard for us, and thus it should stop being played and die.

EDIT: Oh fuck you! It took me forever to type this stupid thing, the next person can rebuttal against Zelts statement.

[Zeltaris]

Screw that, all you have to do is strain your brain a bit. Otherwise it gets crusty and causes semen to start leaking out of your nose.

Nasal semen-leakage is a great way for families to spend their holidays. It's kind of like clue, minus the part when granpa Angus keeps forgetting if it's his turn or not and what piece he's using.

[Atillawurm]

fuck that, I would rather play in traffic than play with granddad Angus.

@Zelt= no I worship Verna who has a very similar but entirely different style.

Green Tea I a good substitute for drugs, It calms you and makes you feel "clean."

[3Vee]

Screw that, the thrill of illicit behavior is at least 50% of the reason to use drugs. What is this "clean" feeling you speak of?

The pen is mightier than the sword. It worked in Indiana Jones, so it must be true. Besides, the guy who writes the orders and signs the death sentences tells the dude with the sword what to do. Obviously, giving order is a better position than getting told what to do. QED.

[Protogod]

Screw that, Harrison ford got frozen in carbonite by a guy with a sword. Obviously sword > harrison ford's opinion.

Cthulhu will be WB's President.

[Atillawurm]

Fuck that this guy will,
http://a989.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_907885a0a098374398e9818117f56244.jpg

Zelt makes the best games.

[Ghelgath]

Screw that. Will Wright makes better games.

Milk is better than Jello as a weapon of murder, because it is difficult to drown in jello.

[Atillawurm]

Screw that, were in the bible does it say that? well i don't know because the bible is just to long to read.

That post I relevant to this discussion.

[Zeltaris]

Fuck that, the above post wouldn't be relevant in a drunken thread even if all the mods were out on vacation, except for Basan, who's always high like a kite. Plus, the bible isn't that long... Order of the Phoenix is longer :P

If you hit someone hard enough on the head with a physics textbook, he/she'll become smarter than you could ever imagine. This is because all that knowledge diffuses through the hard carboard covers and the even harder skull straight into the gelatinous goodiness that is the brain. It you're clever, you can take a piss in their ear while they're at it, thus adding to their intelligence, since urine is excellent food for thought.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Screw that. If You have intelligence ointment it is so much easier. N.B read make my day thread.


Ointment cures everything because it is the food of the gods.

[DarkMirror]

Screw that, the gods are all dead from ointments they tried.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

GOD DAMNIT DARKMIRROR you have to post after you do something.

Darkmirror needs to live because he is ruining that warboards gameroom.

[Atillawurm]

Fuck that he must die after an acid bath and then having salt poured over his wounds.

Jimmy_the_saint is a person after my own heart (mmmmmm heart)

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Screw that im after Darkmirrors head because he doesnt post after he makes somthing.

The errors on a computer should be removed from the next generation of PC because i dont need a "error. there is a problem with the graphics card. you need to retart the computer" when i am playing F.E.A.R. Especially in the big scary fights with the little girl.

[Magician777]

screw that video games pwn

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Damnit post noob.

The fact that no-one reads the first post explaining the rules makes me so incredibally angry that i could kill those who disobey. either that or they put the rules on every page

[DarkMirror]

Screw that, I can just track them down to thier homes and kill them iof they disobey.


Bannananana phones make funny calls that lead to pie falling from the sky, thus falling on the googlplex complex of the warboards ooggo gogogogogogogog gamers, who play thier games powered on mountine dew, usuing the bannananana phones.
This is proven by vladek von voodoos therory of stupiditititity.

[Atillawurm]

Fuck that Banana Phones Rule.

People should bow down and treat me like the fallen god that I am.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Screw that they should bow down to me. im still a god.....or atleast a demi god.

People should kill all people affiliated with the killing of other people untill the world becomes a vicious cycle of killing in whic everyone dies.....execpt for those affiliated with gods.