TV ads that annoy the hell out of you

[NightElfking]

Self explantory.

Anyone see an ad that makes you want to commit suscide or annoys you in some way?

[h0bgawblin]

How many times have I wanted to shoot crazy ed for his crazy low prices... man I hope that son of a bitch dies. You wanna see crazy, come to my house and act like that. I'll rip your ass hole open so wide that I can stick my toaster in it, then use his own ass toast to choke him to death.

[NightElfking]

How many times have I wanted to shoot crazy ed for his crazy low prices... man I hope that son of a bitch dies. You wanna see crazy, come to my house and act like that. I'll rip your ass hole open so wide that I can stick my toaster in it, then use his own ass toast to choke him to death.

O Shit! I gotta hide.

There is one TV ad that really annoyed me cause it made no freaking sense. I dont remember what it was about though. All I remember is that there was a pink background and this girl doing a pee pee dance. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT! What was that commercial. Does anyone know what it was?

[Battlecruiser]

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[Zerg_eater]

B A R B I E! Barbie

[TinyDancer]

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Lawl. Secondededed.

[Death505]

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[Neo]

What the hell commercial is that from?! I've never seen it ever, except for half a second clip on Conan.

-Neo

[PrestonBurke]

A commercial for a new radio station here in Portland. They show the asses of all these fat men and women dancing to music from the radio station.

[The_Maker]

Probably this clip that runs at a local theater, about a College. However there's a catch... it plays once, another commercial goes... then plays again. Then just for good measure a different commercial about the same thing plays.

Annoys the living daylights out of me.

[Thedutchjelle]

Advertisements of those 'loan-companies' (don't know proper word) usually annoy the hell out of me.. they're all like 'With our money all your problems are gone forever!'

[TheListener]

Pretty much ALL hygienic products; shampoo, cleanser, moisturizer, soap, etc... The models in the commercial always seem ecstatic that they're using Herbal Essences or the new Loreal product, they huddle up in the mirror and start applying the product as if they were applying some sort of anti-aging miracle water... I mean, if they're having THAT much fun cleaning their faces, am I missing out on something? Or should I just change my attitude.

http://www.stanford.edu/class/linguist34/advertisements/43aveda/43aveda.jpg

See what I mean? She's having the fucking time of her life!
What a great product!
And for only $5.99.

[NightElfking]

Any Geico commercial.

Still cant find the one I'm looking for? Check on post 2 for a description of it. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS FOR!

[Kazansky]

Shampoo commercials from this republic. EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN ONE OF THEM.

[Leosam096]

The Japanese Ad on the latest Elmo toy:

"Crap your hands, Elmo!"

[NightElfking]

Those Charmin bear commercials.
It still wakes me up in cold sweat at night.

[raidmax]

I HATE all medicine, car, or shampoo ads. The medicine ones are the WORST! I swear, these 3 catagories make up at least 80% of all ads out there.

[Sentiante]

I REALY like it when a commercial comes on, then just in case you didn't get the piont from that one they play you a comercial thats just a diferent presintation of the last.
They are basically paying millions of dollors to put something on tv that makes me want to hate companies even more.

Another thing that is awsome is when the comercial has no frigen point.
EX.
Guy's driving
All of a sudden he is huging a girl
Now he is driving again
"Black Pollo, a mans perfume."

WTF!

[VigilanteV]

i hate when a comercial is over 4 minutes long...BOWFLEX!!!!

and does anyone realy watch those paid programs?

if you do...then die...right now.

[Zerg_eater]

Its so easy, A caveman can do it!

[ZeroDarkStar]

I REALY like it when a commercial comes on, then just in case you didn't get the piont from that one they play you a comercial thats just a diferent presintation of the last.
They are basically paying millions of dollors to put something on tv that makes me want to hate companies even more.

Another thing that is awsome is when the comercial has no frigen point.
EX.
Guy's driving
All of a sudden he is huging a girl
Now he is driving again
"Black Pollo, a mans perfume."

WTF!

You know that that is exactly what they want, right? Their job is to force their brand name into your thoughts whether you want it or not. You're more likely to buy their products anyways after it's in your head.

[TheListener]

I hate back-to-school adverts in Canada. The guy on the TV accuses me of sitting on my couch all day and wasting my life away. He tells me I'm "making it complicated" that "with one easy phone call; I can start my life again". I find myself throwing a boot at the tv and proclaiming that I'm going to university in the fall.

I need a new t.v.

[Neo]

hold on... i really like the caveman ads :(

-Neo

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzO2iTKosIc

'nuff said. ;)

[VigilanteV]

whats worse is when they pay poeple to act like they used their product. And those home business ones are good at that.

I made over $5000 last week!

yeah, doing what?

selling crack.

[NightElfking]

PzO2iTKosIc

'nuff said. ;)
lol.
Nothing left to be said.

[Dusty]

The three commercials I hate.

Sonic commercials with the two complete idiots.

Mac commercials that try and make me feel like a boring old fart because I use windows. Hey MAC you just NOW got EA to make games for you!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-JdC04vBik

Head On, do I really need to explain it?

[Giggilyomeromicon]

IDK, my BFF Jill

[PrestonBurke]

IDK, my BFF Jill
Lol, I think those commercials are pretty "cute".

I also hate Pepsi's song ad on radio that goes something like this:
"...diet Pepsi, has more Cola taste, than diet Coke!

They also say repetition helps....

...blah blah blah blah, than diet Coke!"

And if you have to drink Diet Pepsi in the first place, you shouldn't even be drinking it then.

[chibi]

The old Rub-A5-35 commercial with the monks chanting drives me crazy!

[Leosam096]

I watched this one two-three weeks ago but I didn't really quite get it:

A car drives down a swerving road, trees all around. And then this guy pops out of the screen and says "boo" in a gay manner. :o It was annoying. What is it, What is it???

[PrestonBurke]

I watched this one two-three weeks ago but I didn't really quite get it:

A car drives down a swerving road, trees all around. And then this guy pops out of the screen and says "boo" in a gay manner. :o It was annoying. What is it, What is it???
I thought that was a parody of a commercial instead of an actual commercial.
I heard that the "actual" commercial or something was that the car drives down the path, and it vanishes when it hits the trees. Instead of a gay guy, some witch or ghost pops up screaming or something.

[IrishDutchman]

Here's the original ad that they spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqjXRqKr1Q

[DarkMirror]

Nice. I have seen the spoof, and its more funny.

[NightElfking]

Here's the original ad that they spoof.

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No matter how many times you watch it, there is just no way to avoid getting scared.

[Redhead267]

HeadOn commercial!!!!I hate it!!!

[Serban]

Gah... What I hate the most here are those ads where there's a black screen and huge white letters spell: "Smoking is bad for your health", "Excessive consumption of alcohol is bad for your health" or "Eat fats moderately"...

[Atillawurm]

Those Axe commercials, with that annoying Bow Chika Wowow. or those ones for movies that play scenes from the movie that don't end up being In the movie god I hate those.

[Dusty]

No matter how many times you watch it, there is just no way to avoid getting scared.

Screamers don't get to me. Its odd I just don't startle from them.

[NightElfking]

Those Axe commercials, with that annoying Bow Chika Wowow. or those ones for movies that play scenes from the movie that don't end up being In the movie god I hate those.
Betcha they ripped that line off of Tucker from RVB.

[Atillawurm]

Betcha they ripped that line off of Tucker from RVB.
thats what I thought mate, we should get them to sue.

[NightElfking]

We should! God! I like the product, but the line just wants me to rip my ears out of my head!!!!!

[Atillawurm]

quick contact Rooster teeth and tell them!

[Galiant]

Anykind of Commercials interrupting during my favorite programs

[NightElfking]

Any Commerical promoting Nickloden. That's one of the top ten places I'd like to fire a Tomahawk missile at.

[Thedutchjelle]

Not really a commercial but,

There is this TVchannel here who has its own miserable News program.
It's filled with random junk no one wants to know.
And they show it during a break in a movie. So, like, you're watching your movie, then there comes the usual ad break. Still bearable. But then comes a fcking 30 minutes interuption because of that News shit. After that program is done, another bunch of adds, a weather forecast, more ads, and THEN the movie begins again.

[NightElfking]

OMG me too!
GOD DO I HATE ANYTHING WITH A NEWS STATION!!!!!!!!

[Galiant]

Death To All Commercials!!!!!!

[NightElfking]

Death To All Commercials!!!!!!
NUKE TV COMMERCIALS! NUKE'M ALL I SAY!

[PrestonBurke]

NUKE TV COMMERCIALS! NUKE'M ALL I SAY!
Even the new "Veet" commercial with Alyssa Milano and Victoria Secret commercials? Crazy.

[NightElfking]

The burger king commercial with Transformers.
No one cares what their endorsing.

And the Lunchables Brigade commercials. I will send Terran Marines on their asses if they don't stop them now.:cool: