What I am... [M]

[Schwitzer]

(Mature audiences... contains humour)

I am a Dyke Obsesser Who Looks At Porn 24/7! Yep, you know it. ;)

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TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME

A-Punky
B-Emotional
C-Pretty
D-Very Sexy
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Gorgeous
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazing
Q-Boyish
R-Hott
S-Sexy
T-Sexual
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

NOW THE THIRD IN YOUR MIDDLE NAME(if you don’t have one use your last name):

A-Wizard
B- Babe
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Alcoholic
M-porn star
N-sex god (ess)
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crack whore
R-Sex machine
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scared-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who will Do Anything For Crack
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will rock your world
Pink- Who's Good With My Hands
blue- who need a new boyfriend
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who likes it dirty.
Gray- who sleeps with tacos
None-Who is a beast in bed

Now Re-Post with: I am a "..."

[Spartan-II]

It's like MySpace all over again. :[

[Aqo]

I wonder what would be the response if someone who've just registered at Warboards posted the exact same thread.

[Ktan]

Gorgeous Whore Who Wears Big Sunglasses

Wait...just realised it's the 3rd letter.

That makes me the

Gorgeous Geek Who Wears Big Sunglasses

[Dezzick]

I am a gorgeous porn-star who will rock your world.

xD

[Thedutchjelle]

I wonder what would be the response if someone who've just registered at Warboards posted the exact same thread.
I don't think we would see that user ever again.

[U-238]

punky alchoholic who needs a new boyfriend

you fail schwitzer.

[Zeltaris]

I am a slutty whore who likes it dirty.

But you knew that already ;)

I wonder what would be the response if someone who've just registered at Warboards posted the exact same thread.
The same lot of you would be flaming him so badly he'd have 3rd degree burns on 80% of his e-peen.

[hammocksleeper]

"Gorgeous sex god who need a new boyfriend"

[TinyDancer]

I'm a sexy princess who everyone wants to fuck.

Am I right?

[Black.Ice]

wtf is your guys problem. We can't have a fun thread anymore, we must post pictures about cats, be all ghetto and act like bastards. You guys are pathetic.

On topic:

I am a girly sex-god who likes it dirty.

;)

[Zeltaris]

I'm a sexy princess who everyone wants to fuck.

Am I right?
Maybe too right... *pulls out whip*

[Modred]

I am a gorgeous prince who is a beast in bed.

ROFL. Well that worked out well.

[Zeltaris]

I am a gorgeous prince who is a beast in bed.
Translation: I am naked.

[TheListener]

I am a hot obsesser who everyone wants to fuck.

That sounds about right.

What the fuck is an obsesser though?

[Zenox]

I'm a Pretty wizard who likes it Dirty Oo??!?

[Ktan]

I'm a sexy princess who everyone wants to fuck.

Am I right?

No, I'm a gentleman so wouldn't be so rude.

I'd want to plow you. It's entirely different.


:P

[Modred]

Translation: I am naked.

I'm not completely naked...it just so happens that I'm not wearing a shirt...

...or pants

[U-238]

cllooooossseee enough!


I'm a sexy princess who everyone wants to fuck.

Am I right?

meh

[SHISHKABOB]

I am a sweet sex god who needs a... new boyfriend...

:\

I don't like this thread.

[Neo]

Preppy Porn star Who will Do Anything For Crack

err.

-Neo

[GrassDragon]

I'm a hott wizard who will rock your world.

Damn straight, let's roll some d6s baby!

[Dusty]

I am a very sexy obsessor who everyone wants to fuck. That explains the looks I've been getting at school lately :P

[hammocksleeper]

Preppy Porn star Who will Do Anything For Crack

err.

-Neo

Neo don't even try to deny it

[Basan]

I'm a punky princess who everyone wants to fuck. Hmm, sounds about right... :angel:

[Thedutchjelle]

Gorgeous King Who likes it dirty..


Wtf. No.

[Magmaniac]

I am a sexual alcoholic who will rock your world.

[own3d0406]

I'm a slutty sex god who will rock your world.

w00t?

[TheBB]

I'm a retarded gangster who likes it dirty.

About as incorrect as possible. Especially the retarded part :P. But I do like it dirty... so I guess it evens up.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Emotional geek who likes it dirty.

[Dusty]

I'm a slutty sex god who will rock your world.

w00t?


O.o? DOWN WITH THE SLUTS!

[kongurous]

Hott Wizard who need a new boyfriend

[BlackHawk]

Beautiful Jackass who likes it in the butt :\.

[Dusty]

@kong what happened to the first one?

@Blackhawk I hate my name and wardrobe to now :P

[King_Critter]

Pretty god who sleeps with tacos(!?).

Eh, well... Maybe on a cold night... :P

[Darkslayer633]

slutty porn star that likes it dirty... hahahahaha

[dunchy]

I am a slutty slut who needs a new boyfriend....

WHAT THE FUCK???

If it was gf, I would incline to agree right about now.

[Schwitzer]

I am a slutty slut who needs a new boyfriend....

WHAT THE FUCK???

If it was gf, I would incline to agree right about now.
Oh don't deny it. I seem to recall someone posting a lot of hardcore gay erotica in the staff forum :P

[SeriousGamer104]

Im a...
Very sexy sex god who will rock your world...

[Shinigami]

I'm a punky prince who everyone wants to fuck.

[Dayoh]

I am a "Very Sexy Bitch who sleeps with tacos"

I am so using this description everywhere.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

That makes me a slutty alcoholic who everyone wants to fuck.

I love this thread.

[Zeltaris]

New day, new clothes, let's try again!

I am a slutty whore who is great in bed.
Shit... I forgot names don't change overnight >_>

[RedRagToAnOrc]

I am a slutty whore who likes it dirty.

But you knew that already ;)


The same lot of you would be flaming him so badly he'd have 3rd degree burns on 80% of his e-peen.

New day, new clothes, let's try again!

I am a slutty babe (Original Post) who is great in bed.
Shit... I forgot names don't change overnight >_>

I was about to say. You just had to get there first, didn't you. :D

[RedRagToAnOrc]

(Mature audiences... contains humour)

I am a Dyke Obsesser Who Looks At Porn 24/7! Yep, you know it. ;)

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TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME

A-Punky
B-Emotional
C-Pretty
D-Very Sexy
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Gorgeous
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazing
Q-Boyish
R-Hott
S-Sexy
T-Sexual
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

NOW THE THIRD IN YOUR MIDDLE NAME(if you don’t have one use your last name):

A-Wizard
B- Babe
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Alcoholic
M-porn star
N-sex god (ess)
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crack whore
R-Sex machine
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scared-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who will Do Anything For Crack
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will rock your world
Pink- Who's Good With My Hands
blue- who need a new boyfriend
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who likes it dirty.
Gray- who sleeps with tacos
None-Who is a beast in bed

Now Re-Post with: I am a "..."

This could get fun. My French teacher, assuming he doesn't have a middle name, is an Amazing Retard who needs a new boyfriend.

My brother is a Slutty Punk who everyone wants to fuck.

My dad is an Amazing Wizard who everyone wants to fuck.

The head of the Maths department is a Punky Sex Machine who likes it dirty.

Oh, man. This thread is just too good to be true.

[Zeltaris]

I was about to say. You just had to get there first, didn't you. :D
Heh, those typewriting lessons are finally starting to pay off :P

As a side note, your original edit (with whore instead of babe) was a bit more accurate. Middle names don't exist where I live (you can get 2 first names, though...) and my last name's 3rd letter is a T.

[hammocksleeper]

New day, new clothes,

Huh? I've been wearing the same shirt for a week! haha jk

[VigilanteV]

Sexy god who will rock your world

[Basan]

Oh don't deny it. I seem to recall someone posting a lot of hardcore gay erotica in the staff forum :P

*Shh* Or I'll tell whom had grown all giddy about it. :P
And providing that I've understood wrongly that 3rd letter deal, am redoing my initial post here (http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=465659&postcount=25).
Now twisting it a lil' further... :D I'm an emotional porn star who will rock your world. Today have tried with my nickname instead, which's 2nd name is Lumas. :o

[chibi]

Oohh, I'm a punky princess who will do anything for crack ^_^.

[Sirion]

Pretty Alcoholic Who will Do Anything For Crack

Sweet.

I think I have a new method for making characters for RPs.

[Pisces]

I'm a sexy god who everyone wants to fuck. But I'm wearing 2 shirts, both of them visible, so really I'm a sexy god who likes it dirty who everyone want to fuck. Sounds about right, well in my head atleast.

[Maegtelluma]

gorgeous whore who likes it dirty.


sweatshirts ftw!

[Ahzz]

...amazing slut who likes it dirty...
Hahaha so funny. I'm like "yeah nice, "amazing, hot" " whatever, then I go like Uh, looks like I scored bad on the second one... and when I combined them all... haha. Basically result is always the same.

[U-238]

...amazing slut who likes it dirty...

No Ahzz you're a 51 y/o single man who has no job, no girlfriend, no college education because you dropped out of highschool at age 15, and who plays starcraft any time you're not reading manga.

So quit trying to cover it up we all know the truth. :p

[Mr.Bad]

I'm a gorgeous slut who everyone wants to fuck.

apparently

[Ark-templarius]

I am a slutty sex machine who everyone wants to fuck...

...old news. ¬¬;

[Neo]

SHINI OMFGWTFBBQ <3

yeah. lol =P

-Neo