Post Yourself v3

[FrankZ]

And then again, Mag's mysterious energy jumped off the fourth picture.
(I guess you had a drink, eh Mag? A bonfire's not a bonfire without BBQ and liquor/wine =D)

~Fz

[DoctorZettabyte]

You usually don't have wine at a bonfire. Most people consume some variant of beer or whiskey.

And Mag looks totally fine in the fourth picture.

I'd like to see a hangover thread. Now. :-P



-DocZetta

[Magmaniac]

No alcoholic beverages were consumed at the aformentioned bonfire...

[Lithium]

No alcoholic beverages were consumed at the aformentioned bonfire...

Damn.

[WarInSerbia]

And Mag looks totally fine in the fourth picture.
He is laughing at TD's 2nd picture :D

[Basan]

No alcoholic beverages were consumed at the aformentioned bonfire...

Only stuck to the 'funny' weeds. :rolleyes:

[Magmaniac]

Only stuck to the 'funny' weeds. :rolleyes:

No sir I do not smoke or allow smoking near me.

[FrankZ]

No sir I do not smoke or allow smoking near me.
Yeah, I forgot. Jesus never smokes. :angel:

And Mag looks totally fine in the fourth picture.
-DocZetta
I don't have the reason to believe I didn't say he was. I said that a mysterious energy 'jumped out' the third pic. Which is because I found Mag's ogling at the camera seriously jolly.

(And looks drunk)

~Fz

[WarInSerbia]

No sir I do not smoke or allow smoking near me.
You told us that you smoke when you are depresed :shiftyl:

[Magmaniac]

You told us that you smoke when you are depresed :shiftyl:

only when I am very drunk

[DoctorZettabyte]

I don't have the reason to believe I didn't say he was. I said that a mysterious energy 'jumped out' the third pic. Which is because I found Mag's ogling at the camera seriously jolly.

Perhaps there really do need to be sarcasm tags in vB's code, or perhaps you should highlight posts that seem a little bit suspicious for a hidden meaning. And your first sentence is borderline incoherent.

-DocZetta

[IrishDutchman]

I was camwhoring today (just joined a social networking site, needed a picture), and I might as well post the result here.
I know the colors are too saturated and the contrast is too high and all. I was using my sister's webcam, and it sucks.
http://85.17.225.27/299000001-299050000/299008601-299008700/299008618_5_PDUF.jpeg

- EDIT: wow you really can't make out my features at all, half my face is a white blur.

[DoctorZettabyte]

You're, what 15, 16? You look pretty young for that.

The camera adds a nice effect to it. With a little photoshopping, it wouldn't look half bad.

-DocZetta

[IrishDutchman]

You're, what 15, 16? You look pretty young for that.


Turned 15 not too long ago.

[SpiderEternal]

Damn kids. *shakes fist while holding on tightly to his walker*

[Spartan-II]

ANDROGYNY FTW.

Since we're posting grainy shit pics:

[kongurous]

ANDROGYNY FTW.

Since we're posting grainy shit pics:

zomg haircut.

[FrankZ]

I was camwhoring today (just joined a social networking site, needed a picture), and I might as well post the result here.
I know the colors are too saturated and the contrast is too high and all. I was using my sister's webcam, and it sucks.
http://85.17.225.27/299000001-299050000/299008601-299008700/299008618_5_PDUF.jpeg

- EDIT: wow you really can't make out my features at all, half my face is a white blur.
Sorry if this may seem rude, but the kid on this video (http://elementalasylum.com/index/wearcondom.html) kinda looks a bit like you.

Again, no offense meant. =p
~Fz

[Gunmonk]

Sorry if this may seem rude, but the kid on this video (http://elementalasylum.com/index/wearcondom.html) kinda looks a bit like you.

Again, no offense meant. =p
~Fz

So wait... Are you saying that you, yourself are in fact, the result of a broken condom? it all makes sense now...:o

[Spartan-II]

zomg haircut.

Basically.

And heh, at least he doesn't look like the kid from the 'bisexual' motivational poster. :<

[Vezer]

Mag, you have the most awesome hair in the existance of hair. *whoreships*

[Jimmy_the_saint]

I have to say that Mag looks quite asian in the first pic. And the last pic, where he is making faces at the cam is quite funny. made me lol

[Markpyro]

Since we're posting grainy shit pics:

Ooooooooh....

Here's me, on the right:
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v262/209/48/708365006/n708365006_3490344_9748.jpg

[WarInSerbia]

mmmm pizza
oh wait she got the ring :D

[Markpyro]

mmmm pizza
oh wait she got the ring :D

Hehe, I've got the ring of power.

I loaded a ton of parmesan on top of the pizza= best way to eat it.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

what... You were a girl this entire time?

mind = blown

[Markpyro]

what... You were a girl this entire time?

mind = blown

See several pages back. You're catching on rather late :P

[SilverCrusader]

See several pages back. You're catching on rather late :P

That's what I told him.

[Basan]

See several pages back. You're catching on rather late :P

So and this is new? How? :smirk:
I really need to update my photo since I've grown tired of my goatee n' moustache and shaved those in the mid time. I must keep the stalking masses fed. *Discretely looks both ways for Frank'* :angel:

[Giggilyomeromicon]

I don't browse the members lounge, you guys can't expect me to know things about stuff D:

[KillerKow]

http://i35.tinypic.com/jl3pzl.jpg

[TinyDancer]

Something happened to one of my pictures....

http://kupax.com/files/2952_htfjo/joker.JPG

Creepy, ain't it? I wonder what it could mean.
http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/67885/Rock%20your%20soul.mp3

[Magmaniac]

I'd try to find a camera to take a picture of me clean shaven for you guys, but I already have a beard again, it grows too fast. =\
also, lol @ TD and KK

[Protoss_Honor]

This is me, at Summer camp, in all my uber-sexiness.

[FrankZ]

So and this is new? How? :smirk:
I really need to update my photo since I've grown tired of my goatee n' moustache and shaved those in the mid time. I must keep the stalking masses fed. *Discretely looks both ways for Frank'* :angel:
*Comes in and winks knowingly at Basan* ;)

Anyhow, Basan. It's just my itchiness of knowing how real dudes look like. I mean, I always held you high as an awesome person (and as a mod when I first came), so don't blame me for wanting to see a pic of a demigod. :angel:

~Fz

[DoctorZettabyte]

Anyhow, Basan. It's just my itchiness of knowing how real dudes look like. I mean, I always held you high as an awesome person (and as a mod when I first came), so don't blame me for wanting to see a pic of a demigod.
Kissup.

Chocolate Demigodsee a pic of a demigod.
Narcissist.

Something happened to one of my pictures....
Love that Joker!

-DocZetta

[Magmaniac]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v300/73/94/573307795/n573307795_1128075_8919.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/100/23/1271040140/n1271040140_30052786_4897.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/100/23/1271040140/n1271040140_30052801_302.jpg

[Gunmonk]

boobies!!!

Also.... nice hand gestures

[GrassDragon]

Mag you look like a hobo.

[Darmago]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/100/23/1271040140/n1271040140_30052786_4897.jpg


Are you Lebanese, 'cause in that picture you really look like a certain Maxwell Q. Klinger... just without the dresses.

http://www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Klinger2.jpg

[IrishDutchman]

*Comes in and winks knowingly at Basan*

Oh you did NOT just steal Basan's trademark green text!

[FrankZ]

No, I ripped it off.

*Smiles.*

~Fz

[Basan]

Mag', interesting pictures. The 1st one with that negative effect looks swell for an album cover. Nirvana perhaps? Same goes for your looks. :angel:

The other are nice but nothing out of the ordinary, except one of the girls in one of the photos that looks a lot like someone I knew.

Oh you did NOT just steal Basan's trademark green text!

I'll get worried when he tries to steal my identity. :P
(Plus, practice makes perfect. A thing that he sure still hasn't mastered. :smirk:)

[DoctorZettabyte]

http://kupax.com/pfiles/100/render%202005.jpg

I'll say.

-DocZetta

[FrankZ]

http://kupax.com/pfiles/100/render%202005.jpg

I'll say.

-DocZetta
Hey, don't enjoy yourself too much on that. You've already proved your point more than once and humiliated me at the same time. So quit it. It's getting terribly annoying.

~Fz

[DoctorZettabyte]

humiliated me at the same time.

Let's not forget who Google image searched it in the first place.

I'll leave it at that.

-DocZetta

[FrankZ]

And then again, I already said you proved your point and had so much fun at it. So don't push the knife into the butter further than the butter's perimeter. Got it, Doctor?

Anyway, I haven't posted pics of myself for a while so here we go. Don't mind the camwhoring and the ugly pics, just stare and feast your eyes, but don't come crying to me in case you blind yourself.

[Vezer]

Anyway, I haven't posted pics of myself for a while so here we go. Don't mind the camwhoring and the ugly pics, just stare and feast your eyes, but don't come crying to me in case you blind yourself.

You would look so awesome if you had a purple vest and a ratstash. Just saying.

[HazzaDaShiz]

http://a182.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_74591b056b2d7a2fc79799cb542897dd.jpg
^Children's play equipment for the win^
http://a387.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_0e8da6b8ec0b885c1bba46b8165cb2d2.jpg
^Intelligence is a very noticeable feature I have^

I'd post the one of my and my girlfriend, but y'know, I'm just too cool for that.

[DoctorZettabyte]

So don't push the knife into the butter further than the butter's perimeter. Got it, Doctor?


The butter knife(?) would just hit the plate or the guy next to you, wouldn't it? No harm in that -- it's what's supposed to happen, and butter knives rarely hurt.

-DocZetta

[GenocideAlive]

Hey Doc, it stopped being funny about 6 posts ago, and FZ is 100% accurate in his description of your behavior: annoying. Stop being a dick, your smarmy high fiving of mirrors is getting really old.

[Ktan]

Lol pics

You seem to be presentable. Congratulations.

[Greyscale]

/me casts thread revival

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/mcninchr/Cam%20Whore/IMG_2331.jpg

[Markpyro]

me, with my friends 'shopped out.
http://upload.pyrom.net/files/1/profile.jpg

[dunchy]

Markpyro = girl?? Different!

More recent shot of moi...give me multiple tries please...thanks
http://kupax.com/pthumbs/small/154/rename.jpg (http://kupax.com/public/view/154)

edit, just click the damn thing.

[Gunmonk]

Maybe I'll throw some more in here...

Here is a really old band pic... Though I sorta still like it, we were on top of a roof.

http://kupax.com/files/3170_ddgx0/Band%20Pic%20%28old%29.jpg

Me really freaking bored and I found some clothespins.

http://kupax.com/files/3171_0mqjh/p_00036.jpg

And yet still more awesomeness.... *gasps* my bottle w00t. What was in there I shall leave to imaginations

http://kupax.com/files/3172_zkjf3/HPIM0146.JPG

[3Vee]

Gunmonk - fail! Access denied.

Unles my computer = fail, in which case this post looks really dumb.

[GenocideAlive]

me, with my friends 'shopped out.
And I'm diggin' the big thighs. Hawt.

[IrishDutchman]

Dunch, I think you're a great guy and all, but rolled up sleeves are kinda douchy.

[SilverCrusader]

me, with my friends 'shopped out. [insert picture]


You do Cross Country! Awesome, so do I!
*high five*

I really want to get some pics of me doing parkour or running, I'll get some soon I guess :P

[dunchy]

Dunch, I think you're a great guy and all, but rolled up sleeves are kinda douchy.

It was 35 that day and I was hiking up a 3.1 mile hill, I was pretty hot and it was either sleeves up or shirtless. I'd rather not be the desktop for Mag's computer so I went with sleeves up.

[Magmaniac]

It was 35 that day and I was hiking up a 3.1 mile hill, I was pretty hot and it was either sleeves up or shirtless. I'd rather not be the desktop for Mag's computer so I went with sleeves up.

dude
my desktop is xzibit
no pic of you would top that

[SilverCrusader]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/SilverCrusader/me.jpg

A vague picture of me, already shown to the IRC

[Spartan-II]

I'm assuming you're the dude with the bulge?

[FrankZ]

I think he's the guy stretching... holding his shoes.

~Fz

[Moser]

Picture of my dad's "wedding" thing. I was his best man.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y192/Moserr/fancy.jpg

Another picture in my fancy shirt.. Honestly can't remember if i've posted this before.
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn109/stkmoser/Fancy6.jpg

[SilverCrusader]

I'm assuming you're the dude with the bulge?
Noo, I'm the guy the arrow points to. That's my head it is pointing to.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Nice pictures, Moser. It's always a good time to be best man at a wedding. :-)

-DocZetta

[Moser]

Nice pictures, Moser. It's always a good time to be best man at a wedding. :-)

-DocZetta
Especially your own dad's!

[Tanis]

http://a429.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_8c92ec471d1307ffa1daa3bc8e0ba224.jpg

Me. Dressed up. In the Ohio Supreme Court.


Eat it.

[GenocideAlive]

But I don't like the taste of mullets. :(

[Spartan-II]

Come on though, GA. Mullets are the pinnacle of all hair design, their dual nature allows for a very flexible and versatile style. It's business in the front, and a party in the back.

It's like having your cake and fucking it too, or something to that effect.

[Gunmonk]

Come on though, GA. Mullets are the pinnacle of all hair design, their dual nature allows for a very flexible and versatile style. It's business in the front, and a party in the back.

It's like having your cake and fucking it too, or something to that effect.

Or just like having your noodles... (http://www.explosm.net/movies/124/)

My cousin actually used the line: "I had a mullet when I was five" as a pick up line... Him and his girlfriend are still together (I think)

[kongurous]

pictar

I did not notice the arrow at first >_>

Pictar^2

I find you attractive in a totally platonic, non-homosexual way.

pictar

Pale Tanis is pale.

[SilverCrusader]

[insert picture here]

Me. Dressed up. In the Ohio Supreme Court.


Eat it.

*eats the picture*

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/SilverCrusader/EatenPicture.png

Picture not taste good.

[Dem0nS1ayer]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4393/m684384a5d7521821fa471bzk6.th.jpg (http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=m684384a5d7521821fa471bzk6.jpg)

Hotness.

[Ktan]

http://racieb.deviantart.com/art/O-RZ-33867984

Dem0nS1ayer is good for *sliding*. He is a *camper*. He has the *GO!GO!*, or more than I do. It is too *frumple*


(Anyone who still doesn't understand has missed out on a vital gaming experience)

[kongurous]

http://racieb.deviantart.com/art/O-RZ-33867984

Dem0nS1ayer is good for *sliding*. He is a *camper*. He has the *GO!GO!*, or more than I do. It is too *frumple*


(Anyone who still doesn't understand has missed out on a vital gaming experience)

I still have no idea where the translator got *frumple* from.

[Dem0nS1ayer]

http://racieb.deviantart.com/art/O-RZ-33867984

Dem0nS1ayer is good for *sliding*. He is a *camper*. He has the *GO!GO!*, or more than I do. It is too *frumple*


(Anyone who still doesn't understand has missed out on a vital gaming experience)

Ok then...

[Dem0nS1ayer]

:o Niiice. :P

[Basan]

Finally I show mah true idenity.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r10/tomovuk/reonkadena24tt.gif

Haha.

Right... as if we'd easily fall for another Kong' stunt. :smirk:

And in all seriousness, who the hell is that in you're background Silver'?

According to the thread's ongoing 'logic', I'd say Tanis. :P

[TheDriver]

By the background, I mean the guy that climb the fence. And haha I'm not that epic.

[TinyDancer]

So, I'm finally down to my short-term goal weight (yay!) and I was involved in a vintage swimwear fashion show a couple of weeks ago. The results:

http://kupax.com/files/3255_ms0d7/Everything%20that%20was%20on%20the%20camera.%20184-1.jpg

:D

[Magmaniac]

vacation fun
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/73/94/573307795/n573307795_1228081_7091.jpg
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/73/94/573307795/n573307795_1228093_1518.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/73/94/573307795/n573307795_1228100_4009.jpg
http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/73/94/573307795/n573307795_1228028_4090.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/73/94/573307795/n573307795_1228039_8015.jpg

[Zerg_eater]

Mag has a huge fish ;D

[Vezer]

Mag, how long is your hair?

And what kind of fish is that?

[anderoo]

@ Mag
Pic number four is my new desktop background.
meowwwwww

[Magmaniac]

my hair is fairly long.
and that is a sturgeon.
and lolz @ anderoo

[Vezer]

I want exact measurements. I can see that it is fairly long.

[Graeme]

Mag get a hair cut, you hippie!

[TheRabidDeer]

Mag get a hair cut, you hippie!

Says the bearded Graeme.

Or did you shave it? I recall you shaving at one point or another o.O

[Graeme]

Shaved right now ^_^! Oh man, it looks and feels nice clean-shaven sometimes.

[Vezer]

Shaved right now ^_^! Oh man, it looks and feels nice clean-shaven sometimes.

Oh yeah, me too. Literally 5 minutes ago. Feels great.

[Ubergopher]

http://i330.photobucket.com/albums/l428/Ubergopher_2008/0213.jpg

Thats me about a week ago on a mission at a local ANP district center/checkpoint. Fun times.

[Ktan]

pictar

I'd say 'nice smile' or 'I like your haircut' or something polite and lovely and sweet like that, but in all honesty I was too busy staring at your rack.

[SHISHKABOB]

Fuck haircuts man, when you go from long hair to short hair it makes you look like a fag. Like this picture of me with my moderately long hair and my double chin. ;_;

I'm in the middle if the description didn't give it away.

http://photos-858.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v321/248/4/509452858/n509452858_664367_1309.jpg

Oh, this is at band camp.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Dye it blue and change your name to Konata.

[IrishDutchman]

Fuck haircuts man, when you go from long hair to short hair it makes you look like a fag. Like this picture of me with my moderately long hair and my double chin

Word of advice, cut it all off. It's much easier to maintain, because there isn't much hair to maintain in the first place. It looks good on pretty much everyone, and chicks dig it.
That's what I did. I had long hair before, and a buzzcut really is much more practical and attractive.

[Aqo]

But really, it all comes down to this:

Long hair: looks better, harder to take care of.
Short hair: looks boring, chicks dig it.

[IrishDutchman]

IMO looks better = chicks dig it

If chicks don't dig it, it doesn't look good. If it doesn't look good, chicks don't dig it.
And a buzzcut is a pretty surefire way of getting it right.

[3Vee]

Although my driver's license photo, 20-with-a-buzzcut, looks like a wannabe serial killer, so the rule doesn't quite hold.

[IrishDutchman]

Don't you know anything? Chicks dig serial killers!

[SHISHKABOB]

Dude I'd trust Aqo, the pimpin' Israeli guy, over some European kid. Long hair is so fucking awesome. It's not hard to take care of, I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about. The only difference is I need a bit more shampoo and conditioner when I take a shower and I need to take like 5 more minutes brushing my hair. Short hair is gay. Medium hair is worse, long hair is best.

[SilverCrusader]

Dude I'd trust Aqo, the pimpin' Israeli guy, over some European kid. Long hair is so fucking awesome. It's not hard to take care of, I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about. The only difference is I need a bit more shampoo and conditioner when I take a shower and I need to take like 5 more minutes brushing my hair. Short hair is gay. Medium hair is worse, long hair is best.
I take 0 seconds brushing my hair and like 10 seconds washing. Short hair is practical and allows for easier freedom of movement.

[PaiN]

The majority of girls at my school like long hair. Or longish. I dont think its that big of a problem as long as you look good, short or long doesnt matter, its what fits your appearance best.

[mranderson]

All girls with an exception of a few (hot girls the exception is less than 1%) perfer muscle :P That is the first main category, and everything else is pretty much mute after that.

Short hair ftw for what silver said.

But if you have long hair you generally look emo, a prison bitch, or in the rare exception you look like Mag the Savior ;)

[anderoo]

But if you have long hair you generally look emo, a prison bitch, or in the rare exception you look like Mag the Savior ;)

What the fuck? Long hair makes you look like a prison bitch?

[mranderson]

Guy with a undersized body and long blonde hair in jail is a prison bitch :o There are ors in that sentence though.

[Magmaniac]

Honestly, I get compliments all the time from girls about how beautiful my hair is. I think it's kind of wierd. And I just wash my hair in the morning, I don't brush or comb it. But there's two sides to the coin, some girls have told me that my hair is hot, and some have told me that it's wierd and that I should get a haircut. But there are enough in the first group to keep me satisfied. :)

[GenocideAlive]

Dude I'd trust Aqo, the pimpin' Israeli guy, over some European kid. Long hair is so fucking awesome. It's not hard to take care of, I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about. The only difference is I need a bit more shampoo and conditioner when I take a shower and I need to take like 5 more minutes brushing my hair. Short hair is gay. Medium hair is worse, long hair is best.
The pimpin Israeli guy? The guy who, in your sig, talks about wanting to get pumped in the ass or whatever? I guess he is pimpin', but he's pimpin' on dudes. Read the tea leaves, buddy.

Srsly, gay is not the way.

[Vezer]

Long hair can make you look like a creeper. Proof:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6550/webcam200709292027mo5.png

[anderoo]

Srsly, gay is not the way.

Are you actually anti-gay GA? You don't hit me as someone that would be against it.

[GenocideAlive]

fuck the what? when did i take a stance against gays

[anderoo]

fuck the what? when did i take a stance against gays

Just asking, "gay is not the way" seems pretty "un-gay" to me but it seemed out of character for you. nvm sry

[SpiderEternal]

Most girls were jealous of my hair when I had it long.

It really depends; some guys can pull off long hair better than others.

[Graeme]

Pro-tip: You don't want girls to say they're jealous of your anything >_>.

[Basan]

The most girls I've wowed and dated were in my long hair days but then again I can't do it today 'cause my profession kinda demands a more serious looks like the short hair one. :P I must admit that part of the attraction cast by my long was that I also was quite crazed in those days. :D

[gamer102]

The most girls I've wowed and dated were in my long hair days but then again I can't do it today 'cause my profession kinda demands a more serious looks like the short hair one. :P I must admit that part of the attraction cast by my long was that I also was quite crazed in those days. :D:)

lol, :)

One day, i was walking with one of the more "popular" ppl in the 7th or 8th grade... and a group a semi-decent girls yelled "Heeeey... [my name]", and the guy that i was talkin' to was like "woah!, how'd you do that?"

Since i was kind of always shy, it was an awesome moment.

I was thinking to myself the whole day... "yeah....".

[PaiN]

lol,

One day, i was walking with one of the more "popular" ppl in the 7th or 8th grade... and a group a semi-decent girls yelled "Heeeey... [my name]", and the guy that i was talkin' to was like "woah!, how'd you do that?"

Since i was kind of always shy, it was an awesome moment.

I was thinking to myself the whole day... "yeah....".

It happens.

The next thing you were suppose to do is start talking to them. Gogo for next time.
Long hair is relative. My hair would go down to the top of my nose, just below my eyes, but it flays out right above the eyes and does this all the way around. Apparently its considered hot, or attractive, I dont really care I just shower and comb it. Honestly guys shouldn't really care or treat there hair very much...its kinda metrosexual

But some call it "long" but then "long" could also be what Vezer posted.

Personally I think 90% of guys look retarded with hair that long, but thats just me.

[Vezer]

I look like a girl when I have short hair.

Plus my hair is long as an ode to the music I listen to.

[Basan]

I've ban *Errm* dated quite a few sexy gals with short hair. What's the problem with it? :shiftyl:

[mranderson]

He said he looked like a girl with short hair... not girls with short hair are bad looking. Seeing your massive jump to post about how you banged girls with short hair ... I'll let you reason that out :P No one ever said there was a problem with short hair toting girls.

And girls with "short hair" are hot, but than again body composition is basically the judge all end all.

[anderoo]

I've ban *Errm* dated quite a few sexy gals with short hair. What's the problem with it? :shiftyl:

How many infraction points do they get for having cold feet?
Eating cookies in bed?
How about nachos?

[Spartan-II]

I don't care how long her hair is as long as it looks nice.

That said, short hair is practical and easy to take care of. After having long hair for 3 years, short hair is serious win.

Also, i'm not mistaken for a chick anymore.

[gamer102]

It happens.
The next thing you were suppose to do is start talking to them. Gogo for next time.
Lol, well i met one girl in my class (class you you only go for a month or w/e), , as a friend...then that led to a group of girls that were, if you may say...hawt. and then about a week after that, the story i just told you, happened.

Oh, well... That's long gone by now, I'm going to junior college! wooohooo!

Hair? Eh, im doin' the surfer look right now. My hair is naturally curly for some odd reason , it just looks so damn good when it has just the right amount of gel in it, otherwise, it's pure crap.

I think i get all the attention from my two different colored eyes.

[PaiN]

then that led to a group of girls that were, if you may say...hawt

It bugs me when guys say that. Just say hot, i've always thought of it as just girls that say Oh Em Gee, Kay, Hawt, etc...

[SHISHKABOB]

I just called Aqo pimpin' because he is always talking about chicks digging him and stuff like that. >.>

[GenocideAlive]

Sheeyah. Not putting up a front or anything like that.

Anyway, it's a pretty lame rejoinder to say "liek, this one tyme, I was walking along, and this rilly rilly pritty gurl said 'omg, liek hai2u' and i'm tottally totaly sure it was cuz i had long hair" After you're not 14 anymore, chicks prefer guys that look like guys.

[SpiderEternal]

After you're not 14 anymore, chicks prefer guys that look like guys.

Unless they're asian.

[mranderson]

What's up with all the asian remarks lately?

And it seems to be e-penis to post "I banged multiple chicks" or "chicks like me."

This may be a shock to some of you but girls do talk to guys and give them compliments (and vice versa). Generally they compliment something that they notice (usually something that stands out) and long hair, being tall, glasses, shoes, etc. are all good examples. They do this to make you feel good about yourselves. It is inherently natural...tangents ftw.

Now someone post a new pic.

[Magmaniac]

I think it's amusing that genocidealive claims to know everything about what chicks want.

[Vezer]

Short hair makes me look like a girl. I have short hair in this pic and I look like a girl. Coincidence? (Me on the right)

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v123/247/106/557052058/n557052058_307038_8379.jpg

[Icarus]

you look like a happy camper :)

[GenocideAlive]

I think Magmaniac's amusement is amusing.

[Gunmonk]

Short hair makes me look like a girl. I have short hair in this pic and I look like a girl. Coincidence? (Me on the right)

Nice rack...

[TinyDancer]

Guys in general look a lot better with short hair. That is to say, hair that doesn't come past their cheekbones or so. Often shorter than that is better, sometimes not. Very occasionally a guy will look good with longer hair, like really long, if he takes care of it (but not too much care, that's weird, haha) and wears it in a low ponytail or something.

:2cents:

[Vezer]

and wears it in a low ponytail

I completely agree. That's what I do. It never comes out of the ponytail... unless I'm at a death metal concert. Then it's headbanging time.

[TinyDancer]

http://kupax.com/files/3280_abx9s/croppedhawtness.jpg

Running from paparazzi?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Keep running, TD.

You look as good, if not, better than ever. :-D

-DocZetta

[TinyDancer]

More hooker fun with Kate and Sarah:

http://kupax.com/files/3281_ndltg/wickedcool.jpg

There goes the neighborhood.

[Gunmonk]

More hooker fun with Kate and Sarah:

There goes the neighborhood.


Umm... uhh.... uhh... uhh... umm... =O

Someone please call the WarBoards Morality Police...

[Vezer]

Yay, I just got a new desktop! Hehe. I'm going to cherish this one forever.

[Ubergopher]

Bow chicka bow wow?

Only, not really

PM to the S-6 guy who monitors the computers.

Laugh you fucker, you know its funny.

[SpiderEternal]

Wow. The IT department is going to have a hoot when they see what I've been browsing at work...

Looks like good times indeed.

[Moser]

Finally took a day off and went fishing with a friend. First cast out I caught myself a 16" 2.5lb bass. Not a big one, but not bad at all for first catch of the day. All together I think I caught around 25-30 bass, all around the same size. Probably would have been able to find some bigger ones had I a boat. :D

[TinyDancer]

Way to kill the thread, Moser.

[Gunmonk]

Way to kill the thread, Moser.

in other words... everyone else is too busy fapping it

[Vezer]

I wish I could find my camera, I just dyed my hair, and it looks pretty dope.

[GenocideAlive]

Word? Fresh.

[Moser]

Way to kill the thread, Moser.
I try. :)

[Gunmonk]

some newer picage

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v323/70/94/667734648/n667734648_692800_4089.jpg

[Vezer]

Huge crazy smile

Tone down the sociopath, plz, kthnx.

Edit: Like so:
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7794/1000039ib9.jpg

[Vhaeraun]

Umm... uhh.... uhh... uhh... umm... =O

Someone please call the WarBoards Morality Police...
We have morals? Since when?

Also, behold my sexiness. And yes, this was before I shaved. It was also liek 5am ;p

http://a865.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_9db1003e0f41fbf19c2974db2d2f1300.png

[Magmaniac]

We have morals? Since when?

Also, behold my sexiness. And yes, this was before I shaved. It was also liek 5am ;p

(pic)

you know what the first thing I noticed was?

DUNE
DUNE

[SHISHKABOB]

Oh god. I can't unsee it.

[Darkslayer633]

I got a new guitar, decided time to take new pics

[Spartan-II]

Darkslayer, you're so metal.

[Vezer]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8696/metalei9.jpg

Newest pic of me in my room, just being awesome.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Nice picture. It's just a blank space.

-DocZetta

[HazzaDaShiz]

ROFL PIC

Newest pic of me in my room, just being awesome.

This picture is in stark contrast to the one on your profile.
You look like a mate of mine, I'll show you a picture of him next time we talk on msn.

[Faiien]

Dude, DS, your chances of getting laid on a daily bases just increased by like 110% :P

[IrishDutchman]

Sadly that bonus is completely nullified by the pokemon and dragonball z pictures on his wall.

[anderoo]

Sadly that bonus is completely nullified by the pokemon and dragonball z pictures on his wall.

Not a problem when there's a paper bag over her head

[Spartan-II]

Not a problem when there's a paper bag over her head
Or a roofie in her drink.

[Basan]

Spartan', don't teach the kiddies how you get laid. XD

[Spartan-II]

Spartan', don't teach the kiddies how you get laid. XD

Even if that was true, I doubt they know where to get them. (Or for as cheap as I get them.)

Just kidding guys.

[Magmaniac]

I just discovered some pics from my new years party!
I drank the whole bottle of smirnoff:
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/186/17/1273050082/n1273050082_30022013_2505.jpg
My friend mitch in my kitchen getting exited to drink:
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/186/17/1273050082/n1273050082_30022014_2869.jpg
my kitchen table BEFORE it got covered in bottles (me in background):
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/186/17/1273050082/n1273050082_30022015_3245.jpg
My friend kevin drunk on the couch:
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v172/186/17/1273050082/n1273050082_30022016_3636.jpg

[MatGeo]

Nice hookah mag o.O

[Vezer]

I drank the whole bottle of smirnoff:


Good choice. I could never get sick of Smirnoff. (Sick from is another matter entirely)

[Magmaniac]

It's not actually mine, but I do have large burns all over my table thanks to that hookah. :D

[SpiderEternal]

Hookahs are amazing.

New pics...

[TinyDancer]

Time for another bout of camwhoring, this time with shiny new haircut, and mirror!

http://kupax.com/files/3587_xv2ih/a.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3588_raovs/b.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3589_vxkbx/c.JPG

God, I'm narcissistic. Can't take my eyes away from myself. ;)

[DoctorZettabyte]

Older haircut wins, but that's just me.

And so does the second picture, you narcissist, you. :-P

-DocZetta

[Vezer]

(I posted links incase pics didn't show)

Me in my Behemoth playing my guitar infront of my Megadeth poster.
http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000039ng6.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000039ng6.jpg

My old guitar. Still sounds awesome.
http://img50.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000040dv9.jpg
http://img50.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000040dv9.jpg

Just me.
http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000041lb8.jpg
http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000041lb8.jpg

[dunchy]

I drank the whole bottle of smirnoff:

Novice drinkers...I tell ya.

[Starcraft78cwal]

Cover your eyes!

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6824/mypictg9.jpg

[Basan]

I just discovered some pics from my new years party!
I drank the whole bottle of smirnoff:
[Bandwidth hog ahoy!]

Rookies. Speak when you can absorb the 'punch' of more than one. :P

my kitchen table BEFORE it got covered in bottles (me in background):
[Bandwidth hog ahoy!]

What got my attention was that interesting table centre piece... with that aluminium foil over the top. :rolleyes:
No hard stuff involved, I hope.

It's not actually mine, but I do have large burns all over my table thanks to that hookah. :D

That's why sometimes smaller and portable is way better. You may have to prepare it a few more times than that one but at least you don't leave evidences of the 'smiling business' laying around. ;)

-----
And I like you smile in that second picture, TD. It awfully reminds my own when I'm having more meanie tendencies (read, about to be sarcastic). :)

[Magmaniac]

Well I didn't drink JUST that whole bottle, but seeing as there were dozens of people there, it was surprising that I got a whole bottle to myself. I also drank half a bottle of whiskey, several shots of various other things, and half a dozen or so beers.
And a couple glasses of champagne at midnight.

[SpiderEternal]

It never ceases to amaze me how much emphasis people place on their ability to hold drink, haha! I have to say I'm a bit envious of those who have no tolerance; they spend very little! The problem emerges when they try keeping up with the rest of us. :)

Seriously though, Smirnoff guys? Really? It's an insult to wódka.

Polskie i Rosyjskie wódki są najlepsze! :smirk:

[Magmaniac]

I prefer olifant. But smirnoff is still good.
Maybe in eastern europe there's better vodkas but not here. :-P

[TinyDancer]

Here comes hurricane Ike!

http://kupax.com/files/3625_gqp3f/ikecollage1.jpg

[DoctorZettabyte]

How windy. :-P

You should fix that. Try fleeing for your life. That might help.

-DocZetta

[kongurous]

You look like you've lost weight, TD. Nice job.

[Faiien]

Wow TD, you've lost so much weight, you look great <3 how did you do it?

[iHawk]

Yo Member's Lounge. Long time no post!
http://kupax.com/files/3510_flzsl/ToDaRight.jpg

[TinyDancer]

Picture amended to show more wind.

I've lost weight by working at a job that involves a lot of physical labor, and eating less. Thanks. :]

[Protosschick99]

Yeah I was gonna say--Look'n good TD ;]

[Kingscrab]

Yeah I was gonna say--Look'n good TD ;] I agree! Great shots!

NOW RUN!

[SpiderEternal]

I challenge you to a duel sir!

Yo Member's Lounge. Long time no post!
http://kupax.com/files/3510_flzsl/ToDaRight.jpg

[Protosschick99]

iHawk wins XD

He has a better pimp hat :P

[Fiendwurm]

iHawk wins XD

He has a better pimp hat :P Seconded. ;)

[DoctorZettabyte]

Invariably.

Thirded.

The hat wars are on, asshats.

-DocZetta

Pun not intended.

[Magmaniac]

Can I enter the hat duel?

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v241/119/10/1280460268/n1280460268_30070048_8769.jpg

[Vezer]

I don't own a hat. I win.

And Mag wins, but only cuz he's rocking some pimping facial hair.

[Protogod]

Crap I forgot my camera at my friend's house. I'll be posting a pic of me in my awesome fedora. FEDORAS > ALL IN THE HAT WARSS!

[Gunmonk]

Wait... can we post more than one? cuz I have my old psychopath hat one... and then tomorrow I shall have more awesome hattage

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v323/70/94/667734648/n667734648_692800_4089.jpg

[SHISHKABOB]

Holy shit, did no one else notice the person being crushed by Mag with a seat cushion.

[DoctorZettabyte]

I did, figured it was normal, did nothing.

<:|

-DocZetta

[Gunmonk]

Holy shit, did no one else notice the person being crushed by Mag with a seat cushion.

I'm sure even mag likes getting his salad tossed from time to time.

[SpiderEternal]

Pffft. Bias towards fedoras.

Fine...switching things up a bit....>_>

[DoctorZettabyte]

Boonie hat!

ALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLO SOI SOI.

Don't ask me how I know it's a boonie hat. :-P

-DocZetta

[SpiderEternal]

You were in the military, or know someone who is. :P

[DoctorZettabyte]

You learn a few things when your best friend's dad was a Major. :rolleyes:

-DocZetta

[Gunmonk]

doc you also learn allot when your best friends dad (I call him dad even) "works for the state department" or the "Army" >_>

In other news I sat around for four hours waiting to get gas (I got gas thursday and have driven three hundred miles since then...) I got bored and took these pics of me and my bad ass hat.

http://photos-648.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v311/70/94/667734648/n667734648_744691_245.jpg

http://photos-648.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v311/70/94/667734648/n667734648_744690_8267.jpg

http://photos-648.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v311/70/94/667734648/n667734648_744689_5310.jpg

[Muse]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8490/0516081630a23ol2.jpg
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/327/ment1.jpg

I don't have any pictures where I'm wearing a hat.

[mranderson]

I don't have any pictures where I'm wearing a hat.

That's no excuse... if you find yourself with the following problem.
1) take pics with a hat on
2) upload pics to warboards
3) profit?

[Muse]

If you pay me to do it, you will be correct.

[TinyDancer]

Kate wanted to play with my dad's camera after a lingerie fashion show I was in Thursday night, while my hair and makeup was still fresh-ish. The makeup artist went a bit overboard with the bronzer, methinks.

Oh, and exceptionally weird poses usually involve me killing mosquitoes.

http://kupax.com/files/3721_jzud7/P9252847.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3722_ud0ue/P9252766.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3723_qlg7r/P9252768.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3724_fmabc/P9252769.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3725_vtxhf/P9252770.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3726_puxst/P9252774.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3727_bic0w/P9252775.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3728_mmcjq/P9252779.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3729_t22ds/P9252781.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3730_2rfi0/P9252788.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3731_rqph6/P9252790.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3732_5csfn/P9252804.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3733_bra1g/P9252806.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3734_batse/P9252809.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3735_9tdai/P9252812.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3736_1n3lh/P9252813.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3737_33h0s/P9252822.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3738_e9lkb/P9252824.JPG

http://kupax.com/files/3739_5atas/P9252844.JPG

[Vezer]

Wow, TD, you are a camera whore.

Also, is there somewhere I can buy tapes to that lingerie show?

[Spartan-II]

I actually went to my first rave Friday night/saturday morning got some pictures.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1028/medancingua8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7181/medancing2vz0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5972/melaurayc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/melaurayc1.jpg/1/w320.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img20/melaurayc1.jpg/1/)

Me, Me, me and one of the friends I went with. I know, who wears all black to a rave?

(editing in pics)

[Magmaniac]

D'you roll balls, spartan?

[Spartan-II]

I think my translator broke. D:

[Magmaniac]

lol
rolling/rolling balls = slang for under the influence of X
something often done at raves


btw, hot pix TD

[Spartan-II]

Ah. No ex for me, I was just fucking tired.

[Zenox]

http://kupax.com/files/3721_jzud7/P9252847.JPG


strange....i keep looking at it...although i dont want to... o.o... make me stop...

[GenocideAlive]

holy hell that's a lot of pictures. short hair is working, you still need to work on your posing, which looks like you're posing

[TinyDancer]

Haha, thanks, and that's on purpose. :P

[Protoss_Honor]

me and the new gf:

[Gunmonk]

congrats PH... I can haz a new girlfriend as well... I'm going to go eat at dennys with her tonight :D whoo!!!

Photos shall be posted

[SilverCrusader]

Here's a pictar of me smiling ;)
(Taken yesterday! At a CC meet where I ran my all time best of 18:47 :D)

[mranderson]

@ silver: Get the girl in the pic next time!

Seriously though congrats on your best time! :D

:flash:<- Silver Crusader!

[Basan]

Kate wanted to play with my dad's camera after a lingerie fashion show I was in Thursday night, while my hair and makeup was still fresh-ish. The makeup artist went a bit overboard with the bronzer, methinks.

Oh, and exceptionally weird poses usually involve me killing mosquitoes.

http://kupax.com/files/3721_jzud7/P9252847.JPG
...

Don't mind me saying but the sexiest thing that you're wearing is that Obama T-Shirt... or not. :rolleyes:

[SilverCrusader]

Is it wrong that I noticed the fence behind TD before I noticed her?

[Vezer]

http://kupax.com/files/3721_jzud7/P9252847.JPG
http://kupax.com/files/3739_5atas/P9252844.JPG

Poor fence. :(

She's crushing it.




Jk TD, you look great! :P

[Protogod]

Poor fence. :(

She's crushing it.

That was my first thought, too. She's sitting on it, an dit's like, crumpling. Lol.

[QuothTheRaven]

Dear God, what the hell did you do to that fence!?

[Lithium]

Fat.

;)

[Gunmonk]

You are all assholes... its the sheer size of obamas "tax reform" that is crumbling the fence...

[TinyDancer]

Hahahahahaha. I know it looks like I'm crushing the fence with my huge ass. That was the point.

The fence is actually the only damage to my house from the hurricane, a tree fell on it.

[Vezer]

Hahahahahaha. I know it looks like I'm crushing the fence with my huge ass. That was the point.

The fence is actually the only damage to my house from the hurricane, a tree fell on it.

Wait, wait, wait... You were trying to look sexy... by making it look like you were crushing a fence?!?

[QuothTheRaven]

Wait, wait, wait... You were trying to look sexy... by making it look like you were crushing a fence?!?
Amish p0rn is weird. No further comment.

[Moser]

Me, and then my beast of a dog.. he's getting much bigger.
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn109/stkmoser/100_0599.jpg
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn109/stkmoser/100_0609.jpg

[SmoothWare]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v352/65/52/546880511/n546880511_4455235_7738.jpg
far left

[Vezer]

Ninja turtle!
far left

Oh my God! It's Leonardo!

And you know you're wearing your underwear on the outside, right?

[Magmaniac]

QUAIL MAN!?

awesome!!!

[Muse]

Oh my God! It's Leonardo!

And you know you're wearing your underwear on the outside, right?

You do know he's wearing a Quail Man costume, right?

[GenocideAlive]

Wait, wait, wait... You were trying to look sexy... by making it look like you were crushing a fence?!?
Worked for me. *thumbs up*

Boney hags aren't very attractive, and neither are chubbies that only worry and talk about being skinny. Part of sexy is being happy in your own skin.

[Frattimonde]

Oi you guvners! How's me cut?

http://img183.imagevenue.com/loc340/th_71760_Fratten_122_340lo.JPG (http://img183.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=71760_Fratten_122_340lo.JPG)

[DoctorZettabyte]

Oi! Needs more spike, I say!

Lookin' good all around, Frattimonde. :-D

-DocZetta

[Frattimonde]

Oi! Needs more spike, I say!

Lookin' good all around, Frattimonde. :-D

-DocZetta Thanks guv'

[DoctorZettabyte]

Aye, anytime good sir!

:-P

-DocZetta

[Frattimonde]

Dobermann?
Me, and then my beast of a dog.. he's getting much bigger.

[GenocideAlive]

someone is going to earn a punch in the mouth

[SHISHKABOB]

http://www.aghsmusicboosters.org/Band%20Camp%2008/Day%203/Band%20Camp%20002.jpg



Oh hey look it's me in the middle.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Haha, Tuba.

But that's a Sousaphone.

<:|

-DocZetta

[SHISHKABOB]

It's still called a fucking tuba. Jesus tap dancing christ I hate it when people try and think there's a difference.

[DoctorZettabyte]

There isn't. It's just a tuba, only more mobile, for marching bands and shit.

Stop overreacting.

-DocZetta

[SHISHKABOB]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I am NOT OVER REACTING

>:|

[GenocideAlive]

there is some fucking intense sousaphone conversation going on up in this bitch

btw smoothware you'd be hotter if your fro was bigger

[3Vee]

I actually have a recent photo... side effect of getting a passport.

http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq332/Hillsdaemon/headshot.jpg