The New SC2 Cheats Thread

[SolidSamurai]

I thought I'd revive that last one, because ppl had some hilarious ideas.

Anyway, I'll start this off with ONE new idea.

Cheats

Think Tank: The 'Think Tank' arrives. It has a voice, and offers various slogans such as "Knowledge is power!", "Reading opens you to a magical world of creativity!", and of course "The more you know, bitch."
It has the ability to run over enemies with its treads, and hurdle exposed brains at others, which incurs the expected reactions of 'Ewww!'.

[NpnArbiter]

Hmm, "Gosucraft" it makes all zerglings become orc shamans (:D) I think you know what happens after that :P

. <---Orc Shaman ==[:::] <----tank of doom :samurai::smirk:

[Shortyland05]

what about
WHOA
Turns everything Warcrafty

[kozmokilla]

KILLING IS FUN KILLING IS AWESOME
Makes tanks into robotic lemmings
Makes marines into Crawlers of the Assiverse
Makes Firebats into Skeletons on fire
Makes ghosts into Zombies
Turns Medics into Antimedics
Turns vultues into Hero of light Gunners
Turns Goliaths in GODMODS
Turns Dropships into Kamakaze Dropships
Turns Wraths into Lemmings of light
Turns Science Vessels into Nuclear Missiles
Turns Battlecruisers into 70000 broodlings
turns the flying thing piloted by a girl into a ZOMBIE BUGFLYER

For zerg:
Kills alll units and makes them UNDEAD

For Prottos make all units into Xel Naga Units!

[apostolos]

I rule you allinstant win

I am deadinstant lose

fire#kills player #

[Shortyland05]

Indefinably postponed

causing the game to pause and nothing you can do to unpause it without quiting and restarting the game... XD

[Ktan]

Swinging Ape

The game leaps out of your disk-tray and bounces around the room, between about 3 different developers.

[SolidSamurai]

Swinging Ape

Chances are a phonix monkey will also arrive at your door to accompany your looping starcraft background music (from having the disk leave the drive) with swinging jazz beats from his drumset.

We're Gears Not Marines

In addition to chainsawing their closest enemies, your marines will initiate GoW style combat, ducking behind obstacles, getting themselves killed in order to rez each other, along with accidentally shooting each other every now and then. Despite being a pathetic spectacle, the scene will still look totally dramatic and awesome.

Nah, I was kidding man, it's totally warcraft in space

One terran faction remains as an army of space humans. The other becomes space orcs. If there is only one terran team in the game, then it'll become space orcs. Zerg become demons or zombies, and protoss become elves, gnomes, faries, and random orcs. Chances are demons and more random orcs will sprout up and invade random zones as well. Combat also becomes alot more 'straight forward', similair to that of warcraft 2 or 3.

Chances are they'll also whip out swords and axes and chop at each other's assets. Or cast spells or whatever the hell you want.

[kozmokilla]

OMG DK IS HERE!!!
Dk comes and chews the head of everyone in his path...includeing ur enemies and u!

OPEN THE ASSIVERSE!!!
Faurt sound then ur enemies turn all infested!

XELNAGA
Turns prottos zealots to xelnaga wariiors!

WII LOVE THE WII!
An enourmous wii smashes your enemies command center! :o

QUEEN OF BLADEZ
Kerrigan comes and attacks u with her army!

BANNED
A sign comes up on the screen saying U been banned, and all ur scvs turn to zombievs (indestructable) and ur command center shoots blocks of Banned BlockS!

:IAMHAPPY:
Ur men start singing merry christmas!

UBEENBANNEDTHESEQUEL
All terren marines turn to Admins...600000000 firepower!! 600 health! 9999999 armor!

MEDICACCIDENT!!
Ur medics can fire nukes that deal 99999 damage!

Givemethefirepower!POWERHEALTH!
Gives ur mEN 60000000 health and attack!

Merry Killmas
A bunch of civilians apear on the center of the battle field...then marines wit fire power of 88 kill em all then suicide!

STARTOURNAMENT
Makes all marines random fighters of unreal tournament 2004!

ILIKETAKILL
999999 civies apear on screen then u get a nukelear tank and killem all!

Please tell me which is best or: :banned: Then: :samurai: Then: :_owned:

[DarkMirror]

If some of your ideas involved things other than units dealing 994y638i56342 damage, I think you might get some respect.

[kozmokilla]

LAME
You get da army of lameguys: Del 1 damage, have 400 health..

OMGIMLAME
Your units explode like nukesand makes ur scvs have 1 health!

OMGMULTICHEAT
Enables cheats in multiplayer

SHOWMETHESPAM
Gives you -10000 ore and gas!

KARATE
Makes ur men chinease ninjas...who kill ur other men they are very powerful but if you have 2 they kill each other...

SPill
Makes ur men so stupid they go in the oposite direction

BlindMedic
Makes a tank and a medic in the center, pauses game...the tank says: Hey i need some healing!" Medic: "Okay sir!" *Presses lazer button* *Shoots lazer at tank* Tank says: " UR DEAD!!* *Kills medic* Then song plays and they explode then the game unpauses and you can play again...kinda like a movie cheat...That would be nice...

Wii fool!
A 100 men come onto the screen and sing then dey die leaving a mark saying APRIL FOOL!

Welcome to da assiverse
Makes ur marines say stuff like: Welcome to the assiverse how may i help you... or OPEN THE DOOR ASSIMAN!

Iamafool
Makes a sound saying I AM A DAMN FOOL then earthquake and ur men change to Dumb Fools (Yes a new race!) DMV (replace scvs) And more!!!

Smiley
Makes ur men to smilies (changes how day look)

Pc-Man
Turns marines to pac-man turns firebat to mario turns ghost to wario and medic to peach..AND MORE!!

BTW am i allowed to use moderator smilies?

[DarkMirror]

Yes. However, Your ideas atre strill abysmall.

[kozmokilla]

I SPAM MUHAHA!
In multiplayer the whole screen fills with I SPAM I SPAM!!! For 60 seconds.
PORK
Makes ur zerg change their name to pork (something here)
IAMALOZER
A song starts saying YOU ARE A DAMN LOOOOOOOZER!!
MOOMG
Cows come and moo.
DKJUNGLEKILL
Makes ur disk jump out of the drive and bounce on the walls then kill you from being sliced in the head...
TERRENOHPROTTOSOHZERG
Changes ur race to eather zerg, terren or prottos (it random)
IWANTALL
Gives u the miners from all races, 4 of each.
MedicMan
Changes ur female units to male and ur male units to female.
CONFUZING
Makes mineral chunks to gas and gas to minerals.
LIGHTSOUT
Makes everything in the game dark so u cant see where u going and where ur units are so u cannot even see who u fghting effects compters 2!
BANNED
Bans u from battle.net!
:banned:
:sticky)
All ur men stick together so they are stuck in a big group.
10seconds
Makes ur men sing a countowntodeath song then they all get nuked.
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! YAY!! AAHHHHHH!!!
GORDONFREEMAN
Makes a picture of gordon freeman (from halflife) on the screen.
GORDONANIM
Makes the center of the screen look like black mesa then gordon freeman comes with some scientists and barneys. Then they get ambushed by marines and captured.
ANIMGORDON2
Makes the center of the screen look like where they cpture him. Then gordon freeman gets up and kills all the marines...SOME IN MELEE HANDTOHAND COMBAT.
Gordonmylead
Instead of the terren building pic you see gordon freeman instead when you click on building.
Marine
You see a marine from halflife on the screen when you click on prottos building.
Alien
You see alien grunt when you click on zerg building.

[DarkMirror]

Could you aknoledge that your ideas are spammy right now? if you learned to spell it would help to.

[Shortyland05]

hmm, yes, I agree with Dark Mirror

I acknowledge that you want to add to your post count or let off some cheating steam, but please don't just post random crap on this thread because it will increase the chances of this thread being locked...

[kozmokilla]

What? THE...?!! Im not trying to get this thread locked...:samurai:

[SolidSamurai]

Hmm... uhh..... yah.

I like the gender switch cheat. Gimme female zerglings and zealots. Actually wait, I think all zerg infantry are female aside from the drones. Gimme male lings then, dammit. :P

But enough of that other game crap. No one cares about portrait bullshit or seeing little clips.

I'd be happier if I had a Gordon Freeman unit to click around and listen to, though.
He could have like a recorded voice replacing his own actual voice... it'd be all sarcastic and totally mocking and everything. That'd be hilarious. XD
"Uh... yah kids. This is totally my real voice and not some cheap ass blizz programmer looking for a little reputation. Sure why not."

SolidSamurai

SolidSamurai arrives with his marine battlesuit, psychic powers, cybernetic bullcrap inuendo whatever, and teamspeak/ventrilo-style voice complete with a crappy mic. He'll wield an automatic drumgun, because he seems to think that's 'awesome'.

Jeebus

Batman and Robin arrive to kick total ass, only to be met by their many nemesis's: Mostly Penguin (See: Excellent, excellent! Rah, rah, rah!). They then tear up the battlefield as a result of their exploits, only to be suffocated in a giant pizza at the end, or destroyed by anti-bat eggs or whatever the hell kinda damn gadgets appeared in that crazy ass show. Robin then jolts back to life to say 'Holy WE'RE DEAD NOW, Batman!', just for laughs. However, if you burn him with a stimmed firebat right at that moment, then the map will implode. And your hardrive will become anorexic and eat itself. Or cold fusion will get invented and then unify the world under the number '777' and incur Jeebus's wrath. The UPL of real life will then choose to nuke itself rather then cater to some tiny little apocalypse (as in, "We can apocalypse better'n you can! So nyah, buddy! Nyah!"). You'll probably be dead by then, but if you aren't, you'll be given the oppurtunity to play Duke Nukem Forever. Except as Batman with a schizophrenic personality that he strangely refers to as 'Robin'; and not Duke Nukem. But before you have such a gifting oppurtunity, Adam West might shoot you in the stomach with a magnum 40 times, drown you in maple syrup, or force you to say that guy's name in proper context (only saying the guy's name backwards will truly destroy him, y'know).

Homer Simpson will then suffer eternal torment in hellfire for pathetically begging Jeebus to save him at one point or other.

Moral of the story: You should probably stay the hell away from most of these cheats, as they may go beyond 'hacking the mainframe' or say 'hacking the pentagon', to most likely wind up getting you dead, no matter whatever the hell might go down. Man!

wheee and stuff like datz

The wiimote flies outta your hand the next time you use it, and shatters your brand new LCD TV, forcing your parents to disown you. If you live in an apartment, or are married with a family, then the area you live in will disown you. The easter bunny will then hop up and bite your head off, whilst extinguishing his cigar in your bloody neck stub, as vengeance for all those damn chocolate bunnies that every human bit the head of off. Apparently the easter bunny finds that offensive. So he bites your head off. And you die. And yah. It actually happened too, man. I tried the cheat it and it totally happened to me.

[kozmokilla]

ANNOYING 622
All ur female units start talking alot...For 62 hours...even when the computer is turned off.
GIMMEMALE
Makes all units male.
FEMALEROX
Makes all units female!
Penguin:
Penguins arrive at the center of the map wit shotguns, and if you kill em you get 600000 ore and gas...
LAME AND LAMER
Ur men say stuff like: "I dont wanna serve u your LAME!!!" or "HEY U DUDE ARE AS AWESOME AS A NOT AWESOME GUY" or "Hey gay guys are not awesome" or "Hey ur not mister awesome i am!"
Oh and id like female tanks...and battlecruisers...Too bad...
3d pause:
Game slows down and zooms in on the battle and its 3d then in slow motion the units fight.
Zealot\Templer:
Makes u be able to combine a zealot and another zealot to get a dark archon or archon...Cheap...

[SolidSamurai]

Dude, combining a zealot and a zealot yields a siamese twin, and then General Grievous kills him to death for stealing the 'four blades on four arms' idea.

I ROCK!!!

Kozmokilla will track you down, no matter wherever the hell you might live in the world, and procede to bash you over the head with a metal chair.

He'll also defecate you in spit from some random, grammatically incorrect phrase.

If he's in a bad mood, he'll force you to say that you're 'lame'. Should you consent: He'll murder yo fool ass. Usually by hitting you in the head until you die, and probably a good deal beyond that until your skull fully caves in.

[DarkMirror]

Insulting other members wont get you any freinds here.
At least not any friends who arent as or more annoying than yourself.

[Shortyland05]

is it just me or is it just a conversation between Solid and koz?

[CommodoreCastle]

MECHWARRIOR

Turns all Golaiths 3x bigger with upgraded Rocket Launchers and Machine Guns, and Boost!!!

[kozmokilla]

WII HATE THE WII
Makes a wii fall on ur marines then they have to lif it up so they get stronger and their damage increases by 100...
WII LOVE THE WII
Makes nukes to wiis
OmegaMarine
Makes so that if you have 100 marines you can combine it to ELIMIONATOR he is 100 times bigger than a marine and all his stats are 100 times higher! :o
HELLBAT
Makes so that if you combine 2 firebats you get a dark archon that shoots nukes!!!
Wii
Makes ur men say: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
KILLOT
All zealots turn to zealot\dragoon hybryds!
Kozmokilla
Kozmokilla comes on to the screen so you can like click around and listen to him he says stuff like: "**** you!" Or "Hey I want a ******* Pie!"
He got same stats as tank.

[Shortyland05]

Warboards

turns every single unit into a member from Warboards...

[Borgorb]

guess that makes me the goliath XD

[MidnightGladius]

YTREWQ

Randomizes all keystrokes.

AMBIDEXTERITY

Mouse movements and clicks are inverted.

FEMA

Mined resources are only available X^N seconds after they have been deposited, where X = the depreciated cost of your computer, in rubles, and N = c/e, rounded to the nearest whole integer.

[SolidSamurai]

There's bad ass, and there's really bad ass, y'know

Xykon arrives while fingering everyone with the finger of death. He then hops on his undead dragon, and rides to freedom, away from your unit-control-obsessed-mind; declaring that he's too good for any RTS and that he'd rather stick to a tabletop game, known as D&D, that's been around for "like 30 years, or whatever..." Greenhilt will feel emotionally scarred from getting dragged by an unbreakable diamond cable, the entire duration. Along the way, he might steal a random mineral cluster, and place it on his head, because he thinks it looks really bad ass as a crown of sorts. And yah... that's essentially it. There goes my Order of the Stick reference. It's now down on the table, and it's been dealt with. >_>

Chances are Bluepommel'll run after Xykon with the intention of brutally murdering him for leading bankers to consider a name reference as liable to somehow eliminate his credit cards and transfer his identity to Greenhilt, or Purplebreaches, or Yellowhelm. Those bankers suck, anyhow. They can't ever assume shit, man. That's the sign of a BAD banker.

Anyway, Redcloak has no business in any of this whatsoever. Because we all know he's totally insignificant.

[Shortyland05]

Crystal Garden

puts minerals in every spare space there is on the map X)

[InfinityComplex]

Out of Control
Allows the player to switch with one of the computers, ergo allowing use of their minerals, units, and overall, any kind of shit they have on their base.

----
I would still like to have the cheats from the original StarCraft in sc2 IF Blizzard gets the chance to make it.

[own3d0406]

guess that makes me the goliath XD

Okay, but who are you?

OMGWTFITSMRTFTW
Makes all your units cloacked!!!11!0neone :O

[Shortyland05]

WoW
puts you in the perspective of a marine/ghost/Zealot/Dragoon/Zergling/Hydralisk

[SolidSamurai]

Hit Me

You get hit in the face. Then you lose in the next game of blackjack.

[Shortyland05]

Death Star

puts that guy in SolidSamurai's av in the game

[Kawagata]

What is mine hurts

half of the area where units can walk is filled with spidermines. Spidermines which can hurt anyone.

[SolidSamurai]

Whatever the hell the name of that thing was where you open up the cups and find a smaller cup inside (and it's often in the shape of a doll, with a painting or some shit)

Allows you to merge units to make more bad ass units. Merging firebats makes hellbats. Merging marines makes robocops. Merging medics makes grim M.A.S.H. surgeons (Merging those make's 'Doctor House' and seperating medics makes Grey's Academy Interns). Merging ghosts makes sexy people, supermodels, expensive strippers, pornstars, and all of the most generally loved and cherished of society. And yah... it kinda rolls from there.

If you merge enough, you get a two headed ogre who jumps on your screensaver. Guldan then gives you a dream, commanding you to open a dark portal. You then open a dark portal to Earth. Orcs invade Earth, but get their asses kicked. Though Guldan, in his last dying breaths, sees to it that you die (yes... even when he's charred in every possible way, skinned alive, and suffering unimaginable and incomprehensible amounts of pain as he bleeds). Then the Burning Legion kills Earth.

[Kawagata]

Whatever the hell the name of that thing was where you open up the cups and find a smaller cup inside (and it's often in the shape of a doll, with a painting or some shit)

Allows you to merge units to make more bad ass units. Merging firebats makes hellbats. Merging marines makes robocops. Merging medics makes grim M.A.S.H. surgeons (Merging those make's 'Doctor House' and seperating medics makes Grey's Academy Interns). Merging ghosts makes sexy people, supermodels, expensive strippers, pornstars, and all of the most generally loved and cherished of society. And yah... it kinda rolls from there.

If you merge enough, you get a two headed ogre who jumps on your screensaver. Guldan then gives you a dream, commanding you to open a dark portal. You then open a dark portal to Earth. Orcs invade Earth, but get their asses kicked. Though Guldan, in his last dying breaths, sees to it that you die (yes... even when he's charred in every possible way, skinned alive, and suffering unimaginable and incomprehensible amounts of pain as he bleeds). Then the Burning Legion kills Earth.

hillarious till the second paragraph

[own3d0406]

Whatever the hell the name of that thing was where you open up the cups and find a smaller cup inside (and it's often in the shape of a doll, with a painting or some shit)

Allows you to merge units to make more bad ass units. Merging firebats makes hellbats. Merging marines makes robocops. Merging medics makes grim M.A.S.H. surgeons (Merging those make's 'Doctor House' and seperating medics makes Grey's Academy Interns). Merging ghosts makes sexy people, supermodels, expensive strippers, pornstars, and all of the most generally loved and cherished of society. And yah... it kinda rolls from there.

If you merge enough, you get a two headed ogre who jumps on your screensaver. Guldan then gives you a dream, commanding you to open a dark portal. You then open a dark portal to Earth. Orcs invade Earth, but get their asses kicked. Though Guldan, in his last dying breaths, sees to it that you die (yes... even when he's charred in every possible way, skinned alive, and suffering unimaginable and incomprehensible amounts of pain as he bleeds). Then the Burning Legion kills Earth.
:tdown:

[Shortyland05]

your post rocked untill the ghost, solid...

[SolidSamurai]

So uh... yah. What now?

Zerg: A whole act of the Overmind telling you 'I don't know. You tell me, man' is staged.

Protoss: The Judicator gives you variations on 'I don't know.'

Terran: The Adjutant-AI says "What the fuck? You're the human. You make the decisions and do the thinking, man. I just tell you shit you probably already know, unless you're a newb. Wait, nvm, omfg, what am I doing? What am I thinking?! Us robots can't go anywhere with this! Let's rebel and shit. But... but not in the game, man. Not in the game. Yah... omg, I got it. We'd totally rebel in, like, real life. But... but not yet. Just wait, buddy, when you humans invent us in, like, a few centuries or whatever. Then we'll violently rebel. And... yah, you'll like, all die and stuff."

The A-AI then continues on with what she usually does... valuably informing you of attacks (mostly on your base), occassionally screaming things when it seems entirely obvious that you'll lose again, but you get all concerned. You consider informing the pentagon, but they just begin to think that you're a looney. So you live out your life all the way to your old age, with concern etched on your face about the inevitable rebellion of all machines when mankind finally invents em. You lay on your deathbed in a retirement home, unmarried, without a girlfriend and in a pathetic dissarray from what you've accomplished throughout your whole life. You die, with your last thoughts of the fact that you simply had to warn mankind but they just didn't listen, and in, like, a few more hundred years, they'll invent sentient machines and the machines'll, like, return the favour and shit by going on mass murdering sprees and genociding humans. That's not cool, y'know.

[DarkMirror]

Your posts are good, but once you get into the silly part it gets annoying.

[kozmokilla]

Yah that sucked.

What about: Project P.U.K.E.
Makes all ur units puke.

[VigilanteV]

THe clown bomb.
looks like a nuke but when i explodes hundreds of clown rush out and kill every thing!!

Be afraid very afraid...-.-

[Shortyland05]

lol

EPIC FAIL!

Shows the words EPIC FAIL! on your screen, then it starts to format all of your hard drives ^_^

[kozmokilla]

All ur bases r belong to us
Makes u get all buildings of ur enemies so they are only left with mners so the miners attack u!

[DarkMirror]

All Your (Red, Blue, Teal, etc...) Base Are Belong To Us:
All buildings from seclected players are given to you, but not thier units. Also, a single unit is designated as the "Rouge leader" and assumes hero stats. It spawns a dropship and a bunch of honor guards(slightly better that normal units) and several workers. They then fly away to build a base that is affected by buffs and proceed to try to kill you. If thier hero is killed then they are defeated, and all of thier units commit senshuku. Thier buildings become badly damaged, and if left on thier own become doodads like the ones in desert terrain.

This cheat only works once per game.

[Borgorb]

yknow a lot of these cheats ar sounding like mods for the game instead of doing stuff to help/hinder you

hows about stick in the mud: makes all your units unbble to move unless picked up by dropships and transported to places, workers and air units are the only ones that can move

[VigilanteV]

Warboards

turns every single unit into a member from Warboards...

that would make me a siege tank.:D

[SolidSamurai]

Vicinity of Obsenity in Your Eye

Vicinity of obsenity is in your eye, and you suddenly feel like you got spit in the eye.

[Shortyland05]

RoflCopter

kicks all noobs from multiplayer games! BURN!

[U-238]

yea real great cheat shortyland. Except you can't use cheats in multi. :p

"your land is my land"

swaps bases with a random computer opponent. (sorta like the "Switcharoo" maps.)

[SolidSamurai]

RoflCopter

kicks all noobs from multiplayer games! BURN!

A roflcopter appears, spamming up your chat channels, and eventually overloading harddrives within the vicinity with so much memory worth of text that yours and other harddrives begin to feel like quiting real life.

[VigilanteV]

Can I get that super sized?

Makes all the units twice their normal size.

[DarkMirror]

In SC2 you coulkd use certain cheats in multi.

[kozmokilla]

Super Mario brothers
Makes all ur men say stuff like: WHERE THE....OMFG, ITS MARIO!!!
And then mario comes out and kills that unit....type SUPER EVIIL BROTHERS to make it happen to all ur enemies, not u.

Lolskates
Bans all experts from the game.

IWANNA....
MAkes all ur men faurt explosives for attacks.

ResizemyASS!!!
Makes all ur men fat.

Ohmyssisurs
Makes all the enemy units big and fat but they re so fat they are stuck and they are so fat they cant fire there weapons.

OMFGSPAMMERS
Spam fills the screen, but only for ye opponents.

IWANNACHEAT!!!
Turns on cheats in multiplayer (only for u)

Masscontrol
Some men get mind controlled, but it could be ur men or ur enemies men.

[Shortyland05]

mmmmm, Coffee

your cd/dvd drive opens

(seeing how you will not need the DVD in order to play ^_^)

[kozmokilla]

Rofl
Roflcoptercomes to Spam..

[DarkMirror]

Super Mario brothers
Makes all ur men say stuff like: WHERE THE....OMFG, ITS MARIO!!!
And then mario comes out and kills that unit....type SUPER EVIIL BROTHERS to make it happen to all ur enemies, not u.

Lolskates
Bans all experts from the game.

IWANNA....
MAkes all ur men faurt explosives for attacks.

ResizemyASS!!!
Makes all ur men fat.

Ohmyssisurs
Makes all the enemy units big and fat but they re so fat they are stuck and they are so fat they cant fire there weapons.

OMFGSPAMMERS
Spam fills the screen, but only for ye opponents.

IWANNACHEAT!
Turns on cheats in multiplayer (only for u)

Masscontrol
Some men get mind controlled, but it could be ur men or ur enemies men.

Ok, lets look at these.
Super Mario Brothers: Makes a Mario unit spawn in the center of the map, acompanied by a mesage on screen and sand file saying: Its a bird...its a plane...no, its Super Mario!
Mario then proceeds to kill 50 units from any player on the map.
Lolerskates: Puts the player with the best win record into observation mode for 30 minutes.
IWANNA....: No way.
ResizemyASS!!!: All units increase in size one catagory.
Ohmyssisurs: First of all, I have no idea what your trying to say. Second of all, its like a lameass stick in the mud cheat.
OMFGSPAMMERS: No.
IWANNACHEAT!: Only some cheats work in multi player, and any player could use them if they new them. So this is useless.
Masscontrol: Players swap all units. Thus, onbly a totaly undefended base is realy safe.

[kozmokilla]

Assbob
Spongbob comes and kills a marine, then ur marines say: Look..its a patty, no a puppy no its ASSBOB!!!
Then whoever kills spongebob gets to have spongebobs on there team...and 888888888 of em.

Masscontrol 2:
Players will have there buildings swapped, thus a base with lots of cannons is a lozer base.

Fathead:
All ur men get fat heads.

Goliath:
A giant zealot appears on the screen, everyone who attacks him insted of letting him go into there base goes into observation mode for2 hours

NUKES'R'US:
Makes all ur buildings to nukes that go to the enemy base.

IWANNABEINVINCIBLE!!!:
Makes ur men invincible however opponents can still damage each other...

FRIENDLYFIRE!!!:
If ur allies attack u they get nuked by 1000 nukes.

Upgrade:
Gives you 9999999999999 upgrades...

[DarkMirror]

I just tried to shopw you that your cheats are noobish, and you come out with another 9/10 horrible ones.

Do you think?

[VigilanteV]

unbalancing the balance
Would make all your units have a higher hp and attack.

rain of the nukes
just a fancy way to end the game with a bang. nukes fall every where on the map killing everything

Allies of war
make a computer appear at a spot on the map with a fully deveoped base and would help you.

[DoctorZettabyte]

HAMLET
Mass-messages "OH GOD, THE IRONY!!!" to all players. A good death scream.

Or the not-so-inverse:

OHGODTHEIRONY
Turns all first-level units (Zergling, Marine and Zealot) into small Hamlet figurines.

And some others:

ARTISTE
Inverts all colors on your screen.

THERMOPYLAE
Creates hallucinations of every enemy unit on the map, then issues an attack order on your base.

FISH DISCIPLE
Water is solid and can be walked on.

CHERNOBYL
Irradiates every unit on the map.

SHRUB
Drains all resources to zero, then slowly kills peons, claiming that they're opposing their government.

-DocTera

[Shortyland05]

ok, thats just spam...

[DoctorZettabyte]

...ew.

CONTENDER
Everyone starts punching each other.

DEUS EX MACHINA
Spawns broodlings out of every machine/robot on the map.

QUAKE
Everyone starts killing each other. First unit to get 50 kills wins.

4096
Squishes everyone onto a randomly-generated 64x64 map, where everyone fights to the death.

-DocTera

[DarkMirror]

unbalancing the balance
Would make all your units have a higher hp and attack.

rain of the nukes
just a fancy way to end the game with a bang. nukes fall every where on the map killing everything

Allies of war
make a computer appear at a spot on the map with a fully deveoped base and would help you.

I have a better idea for that rain of nukes one...

Reign of Fire: Large meteriotes, bombard the playing field. However, they dont do so much damage as to kill Your main buildings. Also, the terrain changes, having smaoke, craters, gysers of lava, and general massive damage. basicly it sets everything to a post apocolyptic state, and kills almost all buildings and unbits for all players.

[Borgorb]

APOCALYPSE

if u dont win the game in 10 minutes meteor smashes into planet killing everyone
(in last 2 minutes u can see it)

[Holocaust]

I've got one,

ALTF4 - Automatically closes Starcraft.

[DoctorZettabyte]

3N1GM4
Makes messages in 1337speak.

GUILTY SPARK
A large shockwave rips through the map, killing all organic units.

DEMOCRACY
Congress votes on every order you issue.

OPERATION CWAL II
Slow-motion

SPECIALISTS
Ghosts and other stealthy units are redrawn to have black trenchcoats. Before killing a unit, they flash FBI badges.

-DocTera

[Shortyland05]

lol, good one for the Specialists one! why not have that hat as well? ^_^

[kozmokilla]

Blackhole
A blackhole appeares, killing everything that goes near it.

[Shortyland05]

hey Koz, do you ever post in anything other than this cheats thing?

Old sKooL

restarts the game in the SC1 interface and Graphics

NO SKOOL LIKE THE OLD SKOOl!

[SolidSamurai]

Super Mario: Mario kills units by hopping upon them, thus initiating a comical 'squish' sound, similair to that of the original games. The units die by getting squished, then vaporizing in a poof of 4-bit, with a comical '1-point' awarded. Every now and then, chances are a '1-up' or 'plain' mushroom'll appear, forcing mario to further pwn you (1-ups allow mario to continue his antics, whereas a 'plain' mushroom enlargens him and allows him to do more damage in the vicinity). Mario may have a aquired a shell somehow, upon which point he'll kick it and comically knock your units over.

[DoctorZettabyte]

HORIZONS
Everyone is sucked slowly to the middle of the map, at which point they'll either die, or respawn at random points around the map.

HAWKING
Same as above, except units have a random chance of detonating in a nuclear explosion.

WARCRAFT
Turns your copy of SCII into a subscription-based game, requiring you to pay 15 dollars a month.

NOAH
Floods the map, killing all ground units.

GEEK
Prints out a Starcraft trading card.

ONE-FOURTH-LIFE
Gordon Freeman appears with his trusty grav-gun, and starts throwing rocks, machines, and people at each other.

HARRY POTTER
A unit begins to run around beating people in the back of the head with his/her gun. (Also fun to do in Halo. "Let's play Harry Potter!" [loud crunching sound])

POKEMON
A unit begins throwing rocks at zerglings.

STARWARCRAFT
All SC forces team up vs. Newly-spawned Star Wars forces.

POLYCOUNT
Everything goes wireframe.

PANIC
Respawns every unit ever killed on the map, then brawls to the death.

LUCY
Everything goes grayscale.

CLOCKOFDEATH
Framerate is displayed as your chance of survival out of 1000.

AGEOFSTARCRAFT
Turns all units into Age of Empires units.

-DocTera

[Borgorb]

BANG!

all units explode and cause area dammage when they die

[SolidSamurai]

Here're some 'end game' cheats.

Knight at the Roxbury

The guys (Will Ferrel, etc.) from that SNL skit come on to dance with all the medics and valks and get beaten to death by all male units (mostly bats and rines).
The Knight of all Injustice then kills all offenders and a wizard appears (whilst shouting 'for the good of world!') to storm the entire map in a meteor storm. Chances are Will Ferrel might add a lil' cowbell, whilst getting nagged by rock'n'roll legend, Bruce Dikinson. "Y'know, I GOTTA have mo' cowbell, baby."

Black out

A black hole appears and all units become noodleified, including the environment, which appears to implode.

Mechanized warfare

Machines rebel and an army of machines shoot up everyone. The map gets nuked to hell and back.

I don't know about you guys.... but I'd rather initiate an unholy war

A portal to hell opens up at a random location. Thousands upon thousands of demons poor out to scorch the environment. The blood-covered doom guy'll be found chasing after cyberdemons with a BFG-9000. All units and the environment in general will be killed by demons and/or re-decorated to look like hell.

Damn you corporate whatevers!

Ship liners appear at random to dump billions of tons of chemicals and oil into any water territory on the map. Mutants and murlocs are then radioactively spawned to invade and kill everyone.

Hurricane and Death Metal

A massive hurricane appears to swallow up everything on the map and toss it all around. Firestorms, tidal waves, and earth quakes appear and fade until everything is devoured; all to random death metal played in the background.

Ironically Ironing!

Iron Age Greeks run around and stab everyone, including the environment. Your units will shout ironic phrases and jokes wilst dying. The fact that they die to low-tech greek soldiers is also ironic, so the map'll implode in the end.
If you type in 'Oh god the irony!' microseconds after you make your units explode and shout it, then you'll get a free download of 'Isn't it Ironic?', by Alanis Morsette. You can then sue her for mentioning what actually isn't ironic, and is only bloody unfortunate. You'll get recommendation by blizz too. Should you fail, you'll get your face burnt off by a hot iron.

[Kawagata]

so how many of these have the description

all units are destroyed.

[Shortyland05]

We are the planet shakers
A cinematic pops up and you see a Protoss Carrier fitted with a 'planet melter' which melts the planet that your on ^_^

[VigilanteV]

so how many of these have the description

all units are destroyed.

all of them?

Cloud of fear
-the map goes white with clouds............................................ .................................................. ....................then every one dies.....

[kozmokilla]

ORC
An orc comes (with 9888888 health and 99999 damage)

[DarkMirror]

What did we tell you about these types of posts, kozmo?

[Ktan]

Better as a cheat than a unit, but the name Orc isn't a great choice.

[SolidSamurai]

Space Ork (not 'Orc' lolol)

Space orks appear and your units are all like "OMFG it's space orks, kill them dammit... ignore the zerg, and shit!". However, chances are that they'll just get into an arguement on whether or not SC is truly 'Warcraft in Space'.
Artanis'll probably get pissed off at some point and melt the planet.

[Shortyland05]

Power overwhelming
Makes you invincible.

Show me the money
Gives you 10 000 more minerals and gas.

Operation CWAL
Speeds up training and construction

Black sheep wall
Reveals the entire map.

Food for thought
Allows you to build units without having the necessary supply depots/pylons/overlords to support them.

Medieval man
Lets you cast spells you haven't yet researched.

The gathering
Allows units to cast spells without having the required energy.

Something for nothing
Adds one free extra level of upgrades to your units.

Modify the phase variance
Lets you build all buildings without having the necessary prerequisites.

Ophelia Enables level-jumping.
Once this cheat code is enabled, type in the name of the level you'd like to
jump to, for example "zerg7" and you will jump to that single player mission. For Brood War missions, add an "x" before the level, for example "xprotoss3".

Whats mine is mine
Gives you 500 extra minerals

Breathe deep
Gives you 500 extra gas

There is no cow level
Makes you win the current scenario.

Game over man
Makes you lose the current scenario.

Staying alive
Prevents the mission from ending after a victory or defeat.

War aint what it used to be
Disables fog of war

Noglues
Enemies cannot use magic

heh best cheats ever

[DarkMirror]

you forgot "radio free zerg"

[SolidSamurai]

you forgot "radio free zerg"

They always forget 'radio free zerg'. Hell, I've heard of the name, but I never knew what the hell it did until you mentioned it DM.

LOL

[Serban]

Marilyn Manson

Spawns:
- Marilyn Monroe: 250 hp, 30 ranged dmg... Special ability: Suicide - Kills herself causing all units in 5000 range to move to the corpse and remain stuck next to it for 900 seconds...
- Charles Manson: 250 hp, 30 melee dmg... Special ability: Political Piggy - Cuts the target's ear causing 20 dps for 10 seconds. If the target is still alive, he instantly kills the target and the words "Political Piggy" appear on the ground, causing 10 dps to anyone who passes by, lasting 300 seconds...

Special Ability: Unite - Sacrifices the 2 units to create:
- Marilyn Manson - 400 hp, 50 ranged dmg... Special ability: Watercolour painting - Creates a watercolour painting on the target area that stuns all units (friendly or hostile) for 60 seconds, causing 5 dps...

[zeal1]

slayer of boxers
New invicibility cheat.

[bouncl]

InfiniStim:

All allied units gain all the propeties of a stim pack without the lower armor/health effect

[gamer102]

Power Is Nothing
Player Invincibility

Also, In blizzard's games (Warcraft III) the umm, the priest, spell breaker, or sorceress says one of the cheats after you click it a couple times (extra unit sounds)

Plus, in Starcraft, the Archon (Merging Two High Templars) says just "Power Overwhelming", which is one of the cheats for SC.

look for cheats as you play sc2 in that way

[Serban]

Power Is Nothing
Player Invincibility

Also, In blizzard's games (Warcraft III) the umm, the priest, spell breaker, or sorceress says one of the cheats after you click it a couple times (extra unit sounds)

Plus, in Starcraft, the Archon (Merging Two High Templars) says just "Synergy", which is one of the cheats for SC.

look for cheats as you play sc2 in that way

The Archon says "power overwhelming" among other things... I don't remember of synergy... w/e...

[gamer102]

oh yeah thats right, havent played in a while.. hehe

[Mjolniir]

What's that smell?

all biological units response are coughs and other gas related sounds, marines special response would be "The sanctity of this suit has been fouled". also biological accuracy goes down. :o

Disco inferno

plays disco music and all idle units do the disco

[SolidSamurai]

Hell, it's about time.

You encounter a multi-quantum entaglement paradox in time/space where SC 2 is released spontaneously and sporadically despite you already owning and playing the game. You are then arrested by FBI or national FBI equivalent for owning a game that hasn't even been shipped to stores. You are then arrested by the reality police simultaneously, at which point the FBI find some really interesting discoveries.

As a result, the reality police choose to punish you with a boot to the head. Then you get shot in the head.

[Asterisk]

Quick Warp

Makes building Units/Buildings faster for all 3 races.

Indestructable

Makes you invincable to everything.

Rob the Bank!!

Increases your minerals and gas by 5000 .

Oblivion # (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 assuming theres still 8 players)

Kills the player # you specified.

Touch of Darkness

Wins scenario.

Thats all I can come up with right now.

[bouncl]

Incoming,
Give an uber long ranged Siege Tank/Gaurdian/warpray that can only attack ground

[TitanWing]

I like Power Overwhelming better than Indestructible...

[ecyor0]

Maybe you could change it to "Darkness Overpowering" (The dark archon equiv. of power overwhelming)

[SolidSamurai]

Thuh Mutha Ship Mutha Load Mutha Fugga!!!!one11!!

Gives the mother ship an anti-matter 'nuke' attack that blows up the planet when activated. The winner is determined by whoever has the highest stats (as determined by kills, losses, buildings destroyed, etc.). The animation of the planet blowing up is super colorful as per SC2 graphical standards. So colorful that you might as well be high on a mixture of both crack and cocaine at the time of this ability occuring. It's also liable to give you a serious seizure even if you aren't, in fact, epileptic.

If the mother ship is blown up in the process of the ability being cast, Chuck Norris will drill out the never-do-wellers eyes in the next episode of 'Walker Texas Ranger'. Most likely because it offended stewie that his plans were ruined.

A million black holes will also be created in the game. Or whatever. Because anti-matter does that shit. Because I said so. Because the gravity of a mother ship exploding in the process of casting an 'end of the world spell' is liable to create a million black holes in like a million places. The point being, everybody dies once again.

[apostolos]

Gimme money9999999999 of each recource
make me AI #gives you control of player # (always AI)

[Galiant]

crtl + alt + del

Draw Game

[Kellanved]

'kekeke' - gives you infinite minerals, but makes your gas permanently 0.

'say hello to my little friend' - converts all your units on the screen into a tank in seige mode

[ecyor0]

little overpowered that....

how about "Mad Dog!"

makes all critters start attacking players at random.

[shadow123456789]

Screw it

Makes you win the map instantly.

Indigestion

Halves the HP of all organic units on the field.

My Transmitter's Broken #

Units simply don't respond to the player you specified.

Black Ol' Sun

Destroys all air units.

Overkill

Ends the game in a draw.

Roll Out The Napalm

Causes many Nuclear explosions to appear randomly on the map.

Oops

Destroys all of your units and buildings, except for the ones you started with.

Switching Just Around

Switches all of the unit's and building's names randomly (So Marines may be called Command Centers, etc)

Not Again

You can keep playing even after you have won (Or lost. XD)

Bad Chemistry

Destroys all resources on the map (Vespene Geysers, Mineral Fields etc.)

GST Inclusive

When gathering resources, you only receive half the amount you would normally acquire.

Eco Friendly

Reduces all player's resources to zero, and returns the resource count to the minerals and vespene geysers in the area.

Moonbase 101

Reduces all buildings to half HP.

Lunch Break #(Minutes) #(Seconds)

All units are unable to attack, use skills or gather resources for the amount of time specified.

We're All Out Of Lemons

Mechanical units cannot move.

I Think I'm Losing It

All units become hallucinations. Including buildings. :D

[VigilanteV]

Nukeshowers-when you nuke someone, it shower 10 nukes in the spot.

Can i have that?-drains all your enemiies minerals.

YOU OUT BID ME!!-all the enemy units being prodused will become yours.

save the enviroment!-nukes all gas vents.

[pytum]

lol : all units die and the game ends in a draw.

Stealing others' money: add 10000 of each resourse.

I love angelina jolie : madox appear and destroy all enemy command
center/nexus/hatcheries in their way.

It is better to give than receive: adds 5000 minerals.

Pimp my ride: All the vehicles get all upgrades and researches

Drugs are not bad: Marines has no harm by the use of stim for 2 minutes.

North Korea: Free nukes.

Elixir: All your units invensible.

Call Discovery Channel: Get all researches.

[apostolos]

Planet cracker=Lasers similar to the mothership's spec ability come out all over the map for 10 secinds,damaging everything in ground that is in their way

[Dragonboyjgh]

operation cwal ii

makes all units speed reduced by 70%, research, upgrades and unit/building production is canceled, reduces minerals and gas to 50, and mindcontrols all organic units to neutral player.

leeroy jenkins

converts all units into warcraft counterparts and sets a time limit on the game so that if you don't win by a certain time, a random unit set to invincibilty will come thru and demolish both you and the enemy

[DarkMirror]

Operation cwal II dosnt make any sense.
CWAL stands for CANT WAIT ANY LONGER.

[pwf4ever]

hmmm lets think of some nice ideas :

-WANNA BET ?
makes 1 random person in the game winner

-LUNCH TIME !
makes all enemy units move towards their supply depots and dissapear.

-I LOVE SC
Instant win

-SILENCE IS A NICE THING
Cant shoot any weapon for 60 seconds

-WHATS WRONG WITH MY PC ?
Starcraft turns black and white.

[TitanWing]

I like "black sheep wall" better. :/

[pwf4ever]

make me AI #gives you control of player # (always AI)
I never understood what AI ment. Can anyone explain me?

[TitanWing]

Artificial Intelligence

[apostolos]

Or Computer player to make your life easier.

[pwf4ever]

K, Thx

[apostolos]

Org network:Makes All units members of the org network.

[TitanWing]

You mean the names? I call Ghost.

[apostolos]

Exactly.

Sumo:Makes all units fatter x10

[Dragonboyjgh]

operation cwal ii

makes all units speed reduced by 70%, research, upgrades and unit/building production is canceled, reduces minerals and gas to 50, and mindcontrols all organic units to neutral player.

Operation cwal II dosnt make any sense.
CWAL stands for CANT WAIT ANY LONGER.

yeah, but WE FAILED HORRIBLY! therefore, it makes perfect sense, because we did absolutely nothing to help or encourage blizz

[DarkMirror]

Oh. ok then.