Fill in the blanks!

[kongurous]

In this game, well, we fill in the blanks of whatever phrase the person wants to use. However, in order to maintain order, we'll go by a system. Let's say our phrase is "I'd ____ her ____ if you know what I mean." People would fill in the blanks with what have them, and whichever one I think is best gets to make a new phrase. That person then decides which of the new phrases is the best, then the author of that phrase goes up, and so on. Get it? Got it? Good.

Fill in the blanks!
I'd ____ her ____ if you know what I mean.

[Ubergopher]

I'd buy her flowers if you know what I mean

[Zeltaris]

I'd fill her blank if you know what I mean.

[BrotherGreen]

I'd broodling her goliath if you know what I mean

:o randomness ftw

[iHawk]

I'd read her eulogy if you know what I mean

[PrestonBurke]

I'd top her shit if you know what i mean...

[Frattimonde]

I'd water her garden if you know what I mean.

[B.A.Baracus]

I'd wreck her vagina if you know what I mean.

[BlackHawk]

I'd touch her boobies if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.

[Atillawurm]

ooooo Mad Libs
I'd fill her pool if you know what I mean.

[Zeltaris]

I'd steal her job if you know what I mean...
:P

[PrestonBurke]

I'd pick her nose if you know what i mean...

[Leosam096]

I'd own her house if you know what I mean...

[IrishDutchman]

I'd pay her for sex if you know what I mean.

- Cool idea, kong!

[Aquarian]

I'd cast on her slow if you know what I mean.

[Protoss_Honor]

I'd eat her food if you know what I mean.

[BrotherGreen]

I'd spank her wobbly bits if you know what I mean

[Protoss_Honor]

I'd take her home if you know what I mean.

[Frattimonde]

I'd pet her ferret if you know what I mean

[SHISHKABOB]

I'd kill her deasd, if you know what I mean... hehe...

[PrestonBurke]

I'll stab her implants if you know what i mean.

[Protoss_Honor]

I'll bite her tongue if you know what I mean

[Magmaniac]

I'd plunder her mining asteroid if you know what I mean.

[IrishDutchman]

I'd rob her bank if you know what I mean.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

I'd spank her monkey if you know what I mean.

[kongurous]

I'll stab her implants if you know what i mean.

I gotta say this is one of more creative ones I've seen. Your go, Azn.

[PrestonBurke]

Hooray!

Okay the new line will look like this;
I don't practice ________, i don't got no ____________; I had a million _______, but I spent it all.

Its a line from Sublimes Santeria Song. For those that want to stay away from the original sentence it goes like this: I don't practice no Santeria, i don't got no Crystal Ball; I had a million dollars, but i spent it all.

[Leosam096]

I don't practice Taekwondo, i don't got no money; I had a million dollars, but I spent it all.

[Dayoh]

I don't practice ________, i don't got no ____________; I had a million _______, but I spent it all.

I dont practice wombology, I dont got no burrittos; I had a million taco's, but i spent it all.

[Frattimonde]

I don't practice animal sex, i don't got no pleasure otter; I had a million achorns, but I spent it all.

[Aquarian]

I don't practice archery, I don't got no sword; I had a million gold coins, but I spent it all.

[Protoss_Honor]

I don't have a life, I don't got no skillz; I had a million pay-pal accounts, but I spent it all.

[Leosam096]

I don't have a computer, I don't got no keypad; I had a million internet accounts, but I spent it all.

[PrestonBurke]

4 more lines (10 Total) and then i'll choose the winner.

[Protoss_Honor]

I don't have a car, I don't got no tree; I had a million marbles, but I spent it all.

[aquawater79]

I'd cost her damage if you know what I mean.
:P

[aquawater79]

I'd help her out if you know what I mean.

[Ubergopher]

wtf n00bcakes, read the entire thread before you post.

[Leosam096]

Hey aquawater, welcome to Warboards. Read the rules and regulations thread before you post, OK?

I don't have a visa, I don't got no soul; I had a million human bodies, but I spent it all.

[Fred1000000]

I don't practice lobotomies, I don't got no fencing equipment; I had a million prostitutes, but I spent it all.

[PrestonBurke]

I dont practice wombology, I dont got no burrittos; I had a million taco's, but i spent it all.
Ha, thats something i probbaly would have wrote myself, since i was in the mood for Tacos.

I don't practice animal sex, i don't got no pleasure otter; I had a million achorns, but I spent it all.
My friend and I thought this one was pretty funny.


I don't have a visa, I don't got no soul; I had a million human bodies, but I spent it all.
Wow, human Bodies.... I almost choked on my water from the randomness of that.

Leosam096 will now have the floor. Congratulations. I guess the ability to spend a million human bodies beats acorns.

[Leosam096]

New one! You're the best, AZN! This came from Napoleon Dynamite. Fill the Blanks!

Don't be jealous that I've been ______ online with ______ all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a _____ _______.

[IrishDutchman]

Don't be jealous that I've been playing poker online with your mom all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a porn star.

...Though I like this game, I really suck.

[Aquarian]

Don't be jealous that I've been cyber-ing(Lol) online with AJ all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a forum moderator. :P

[Frattimonde]

Don't be jealous that I've been hand-washing online with Vista all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a rampant sheep.

[Protoss_Honor]

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with Bill Gates all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a Ninja Turtle.

[Zerg_eater]

Don't be jealous that I've been talking trasg online with your mom all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a super star

Yes, I know i suck..

[BlackHawk]

Don't be jealous that I've been posing as a female online with an itch I just can't scratch all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a level 60 warrior.

[IrishDutchman]

Don't be jealous that I've been auctioning your car online with a starting bid of 5 bucks all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be Bill Gates.

[Atillawurm]

Don't be jealous that I've been hacking online with a wet dog all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a synchronized swimmer.

[Leosam096]

Don't be jealous that I've been posing as a female online with an itch I just can't scratch all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a level 60 warrior. You've earned it. It's your turn!

[Zerg_eater]

Well...uh since ithought it was a pretty fun game, mind if i necro this and restart the whole thing?