View Full Version : Prove im not the gosuest person here
Just a friendly challenge to all the WBers to solo me when im on for a nice fun game and prove im not super gosu. Anyone plan on taking this challenge and getting their arse handed to them on a silver platter with their name on it?
h0bgawblin
03-18-2007, 9:26 AM
Well it depends on the situation. I mean, if you had a handicap of 50% I could beat you.
mAnbimanimanimA
03-18-2007, 9:50 AM
I'd love a silver platter with my name on it =/
Ill take that as a challenge hob. When are we gonna play?
@Wisp, only way to get your silver platter is to play me. When can we play as well?
GenocideAlive
03-18-2007, 12:04 PM
It's sort of like the Pikachu dressed in Jedi wear. "I can't...look away."
wispppppp!111
Here's my proof->
Gosu means unbeatable at a game.
Cole claims he is gosu.
I can beat Cole.
Thus, Cole is not gosu.
If you can beat cole then why havent you beat him the last 9 million times youve played him?
If by the last 9 million games you mean the last 4 games then I guess you are right. Otherwise, it seems to me that you have a very bad case of selective memory.
PrestonBurke
03-18-2007, 3:58 PM
I'll beat him by having a 50% handicap on his units, then using my l33t h4x0r skills i spawn in a tanks and the USMC to bomb his base.
And if all else fails, run away like a little girl.
h0bgawblin
03-18-2007, 5:13 PM
I'm trying to get windows media 2006 on my computer. However, it's aparently hard to get your hands on. I'm not going to buy it for 300, and I don't like the idea of pirating.
get Vista....
Oh and be sure to save these replays
Pikachu has the wrong height-mass ratio to wear Jedi robes...
Saving the replays would be cool. ;)
Prozerran
03-18-2007, 8:24 PM
Pikachu has the wrong height-mass ratio to wear Jedi robes...
Saving the replays would be cool. ;)
Yoda wore the Jedi robe. Seems practical that one could be sized for Pikachu.
All this talk and not one challenge on bnet yet. Hm. Come on kids, talk is cheap unless your ready to throw down.
Yoda wore the Jedi robe. Seems practical that one could be sized for Pikachu.
Yoda is thin, though. And slightly taller. Pikachu is always portrayed as obese. :P
And "people" need a 1,000 midichlorian count or higher to be considered for Jedi Training.
h0bgawblin
03-18-2007, 9:47 PM
The frustrating part, is that if no one beats cole he's going to use this as ammo later.... I am trying to get my laptop fixed for this. I just don't want to spend 300 dollars on an OS.
Prozerran
03-18-2007, 9:55 PM
Get Linux.
h0bgawblin
03-19-2007, 9:44 AM
The difference is that I have the cd key for media center. I have trouble navigating linux as well. My brother had linux and had to use the black box to enter commands. He got away with it because he's a programmer, but I am nothing of the sort. Also, windows emulaters slow down games a LOT, form what i've heard.
To doyah, vista can suck the fatest part of my ass. Vista can go into the hottest part in hell, and hopefully stay alive long enough to relise just how flammable it is.
Viral
insane
stupid
test of patience
atrocity
As you can see, absolutely nothing about vista is good. It should die a horrible, HORRIBLE death. I will never put my computer through such misery. Thanks for the advice though:)
no ones gonna beat me. sad. Guess i really am the best player here
If you really want it that bad, after class tomorrow night 8pm CST I'll log on and beat you. Otherwise, I can't I'm at class right now.. Tues/Wed nights after 8pm are my times to play.
B.A.Baracus
03-19-2007, 2:32 PM
Come on kids, talk is cheap unless your ready to throw down.
Amazing, never thought I'd hear that from the over the internets.
There's only 1 internet, Baracus. You sound like one of those stupid college kids that thinks learning Japanese is practical and don't move out of their parents house until they are 29.
does baracus even play war3?
I doubt it, I think he was just looking for an easy +1.
B.A.Baracus
03-19-2007, 4:14 PM
There's only 1 internet, Baracus. You sound like one of those stupid college kids that thinks learning Japanese is practical and don't move out of their parents house until they are 29.
Assumptions assumptions. I just thought his confidence was amusing, no need for the inaccurate flames. And there are over 9000 internets.
Nope, just 1 (possibly 2 depending on your opinion of the "new" Internet). ARPANET is the original and added apon Internet, everything else just doesn't count. Notice how Internet is capitalized? It's a singular Internet.
PrestonBurke
03-19-2007, 7:02 PM
Heres proof that people dont think Cole is so Gosu:
Nobody's talking about the match itself.
On a side note, i dont i ever seen Cole play. Has he posted a Replay on this site before? I wouldn't mind watching a match or too of his, that is if i haven't lended my TFT disc to my friend.
Ands yess Grogs, theres ares as millions ofs internets avaliables. Yous justs gots tos sees thems.
Nah, there's just one Internet. You can believe whatever you want I guess, but I tend to like the truth.
Heres proof that people dont think Cole is so Gosu:
Nobody's talking about the match itself.
On a side note, i dont i ever seen Cole play. Has he posted a Replay on this site before? I wouldn't mind watching a match or too of his, that is if i haven't lended my TFT disc to my friend.
Ands yess Grogs, theres ares as millions ofs internets avaliables. Yous justs gots tos sees thems.
check the rep thread. ive posted a few but nobody ever watches WB replays, only like 4 views -_-.
h0bgawblin
03-21-2007, 6:02 PM
Pff, I beat cole once. I made a thread about it a long time ago. (The thread was titled, I BEAT COLE AND REDRAG) the reality of this, is that I lost so terribly I had to lie to make myself feel better:( I would like to play a game with you cole, however, the lack of internets(hi2u grog) on my gaming comp sucks.
I was on for an hour tonight, and no one was on to challenge me as the best player here. I guess that means I'm the gosu'est'er?
hob stop making noodly excuses :O. grog the day that you beat me is the day that bush starts making sense. :O
h0bgawblin
03-23-2007, 5:54 PM
Bush makes sense a lot... like when... wow grog, he just owned you.
He's just trying to goad me. Why don't you ask him over all the time we've played, who's won the most? I bet in his brain he'd tell you that he has, when in fact I'd say I've won probably 70-75% of all of our games. And we've played a shit ton of games over the years.
I'm not phased.
Yea you beat me alot when i was a newb a few years ago and sucked at the game. But lets take a look over the past current year and see how many times ive beaten you and how many times youve beaten me. A little bit different.
Cole, I've only played you like 3 or 4 times this year and you won them. Or are you referring to 2006? Because in 2006 back when I was playing with wisp and you on a daily basis I remember winning a majority of our games. Not sure if that was last year or 2 years ago. Although, it's hard to recollect my games with you because every game is on Echo Isles.
I guess I've been goofing around with too much crap hero + crap unit stuff, maybe I need to play more seriously? Can't let you go walking around thinking your hot stuff or anything.
Mr.Bad
03-24-2007, 9:25 AM
Fight! Fight! Fight!
lol, seriously though. I'd like to see a replay of this, just to see Cole deflate. I hate people with such a lack of humbleness.
So basically you didnt try all 9 million games that you lost to me? Why dont you humor me and "try" then? Seriously making excuses to why you lost FOUR GAMES IN A ROW is kinda bad. But i think it was more then four. But you get mad everytime after each game so who knows.
If you won 9 million of our games, apparently we've played a ton because that means I've won 12 million. And talk about me whining? I get pissed when you tower me or 2 crypt ghoul rush me on FUCKING echo isles. You whine about everything. Waaaaahhh, humans can't beat UD. Waaaaah, Orc can't beat Hu. Waaaaaah, UD can't beat Orc. Waaaaah Orc can't beat NE. Don't be a hypocrite. We all get pissed, get over it.
And if we just judged who was better when one person won some 4 games in a row, then I guess I would have just played you 4 times and moved on. Stupid me for continuing to play you. By the way, let me clarify for everyone. 4 games in a row is actually 4 random seperate games that we played on random days, always me random, sometimes Cole random sometimes Cole orc. ALWAYS echo isle, the only map he knows.
I happen to only actually have one of the 4 recent games saved, I'm pretty sure all the others were me doing gay shit or him doing gay shit and winning. Here it is, so you can all see how much better Cole is than I am.
Anyways, I'll let the rep speak for itself. Neither one is with our main races, I think we both randomed. So.. yeah.
GenocideAlive
03-24-2007, 11:45 PM
If you won 9 million of our games, apparently we've played a ton because that means I've won 12 million. And talk about me whining? I get pissed when you tower me or 2 crypt ghoul rush me on FUCKING echo isles. You whine about everything. Waaaaahhh, humans can't beat UD. Waaaaah, Orc can't beat Hu. Waaaaaah, UD can't beat Orc. Waaaaah Orc can't beat NE. Don't be a hypocrite. We all get pissed, get over it.
Goaded. Pwned.
Why does everybody take Cole seriously?
It's like, he says whatever dumb shit and suddenly people are all "WTF DID U CALL ME NUB?!?!"
Very few people in this thread have taken Cole's challenge seriously.
GenocideAlive
03-24-2007, 11:55 PM
Ah, Yoda. Where would I be without you to niggle over everything I say?
Goaded. Pwned.
Why does everybody take Cole seriously?
It's like, he says whatever dumb shit and suddenly people are all "WTF DID U CALL ME NUB?!?!"
only thing that makes this game fun.
God i just want a fucking game and so far i just see people making excuses about "How they would rape me, if this certain scenario happened and if they werent busy raping grubby, theyd come after me"
Hit the quickplay button. It helps you find games.
I want to play someone that i cant 100% predict and thats what ladder games are. Hi your ne? Hm let me guess your first hero...DH. oh surprise surprise.
h0bgawblin
03-25-2007, 1:52 PM
Since this thread is now a thread of pure flamage, I think I am going to say my chunk of troll/flaming. GA, you got an attitude problem man, seriously. Yoda stalks you to see how many posts of yours he can contridict and you get mad? what's up with that dude? Seriously, stalking is the greatest form of flattery.
Yoda, your short
Cole, your return to warboards is essentially going out and insulting people or trying to get them to play you via insults. Can't we just get along? can't you ASK people NICELY to play you? F.Y.I. you suckz at diz games. I pwnz you, I remember that game where I beat you and you were like. OMGZ H0BGAWBLINZ JUE SEXED M3.
Grog, star wars sucked, get over it. The sith died, the end. Nice new avatar, too bad that sith is DEAD! ownt... i'm cool because I just claimed my self owning you. ||H0bgawblins cool points are rising!||
Redrag, mass wyvs owns everything, including your mom.
Proz, your fat, just like the blood mage. That dude spends too much time eating mana, that he is beyond atkins.
Doyah, your ugly, but only a little bit.
Demon hunter, you *before finishing the sentence the demon hunter killed me*
Zomgs I'm awesome for teh flaming...
The Sith didn't die. Go read the books, newbie.
Nice rant I guess, if you could call it that. Little bit of advice though, either flame or don't. Doing this half assed stuff makes you look like a pussy who wants everyone to like you.
I gotta go to the gas station, my flame-thrower is out of fuel.
h0bgawblin
03-25-2007, 3:07 PM
If the sith didn't die, then why did your face eat itself? pwnt...
Also, I may be a newbie, but at least I am not a lawn mowing vag grog.
Also, is there a limit to the nasty profanity that I can use to insult someone even in humour?
im not the compliment kinda guy.
GA, you got an attitude problem man, seriously. Yoda stalks you to see how many posts of yours he can contridict and you get mad? what's up with that dude? Seriously, stalking is the greatest form of flattery.
Lol. I don't stalk GA.
Yoda, your short
You need a lesson in grammar.
Grog, star wars sucked, get over it.
What a constructive, influential argument! :rolleyes: Another broad sweeping statement with nothing to back it up.
The sith died, the end.
Um, no. All of these characters have been ressurected after they (obviously) died:
Darth Maul
Boba Fett
Darth Vader
The Emperor
That leaves "Count Dukoo." ;)
Nice new avatar, too bad that sith is DEAD! ownt... i'm cool because I just claimed my self owning you. ||H0bgawblins cool points are rising!||
The Sith never "lost" they keep coming back in the Expanded Universe. Not to mention a huge variety of aliens from foreign galaxies; the Empire eventually stopped being a threat to the rebels, so something was needed to keep them occupied.
Redrag, mass wyvs owns everything, including your mom.
Doyah, your ugly, but only a little bit.
Its Dayoh, hmm it seems i haven't even posted in this topic...
I also gave up melee for editing, which mostly everyone here knows.
Oh and SW fucking owns.
Redrag, mass wyvs owns everything, including your mom.
Countered with mass tanks :P
h0bgawblin
03-26-2007, 8:25 AM
Naw, that's nonsense dayoh, nonsense.
And yoda, even if you don't stalk GA, I stalk you. LOOK BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW!
Naw, that's nonsense dayoh, nonsense.
Which part is nonsence? If you dont believe about me quiting Melee for Mapping i can prove it, Here are the maps iv made so far.
-SC:WotT
-Dwarf Tournament
-AAOS
-Goblin MOD
Now im working on "Island Control".
Wasnt the point of this thread for someone to actually Vs Cole? Well stop dodging him and Vs him so we can get over it.
h0bgawblin
03-26-2007, 9:00 PM
I was refering to mass tanks>wyvs. It's simply not true! besides, I've played cole most of the time when he's asked for it. (about 50% i've played with him on the requests, 20% I was tired of getting pwned and 30% I was playing with friends) So it's not about that, it's about not having wc3+internet on the same computer. The computer I'm using now, belongs to the school. I was thinking of installing wc3, but it's admin is password protected. I also like the people i'm living with(one computer for 8 people) and don't want to take too much time on it.
So i'll have to wait to get my shit pushed in by cole when I get the internet on my computer back.
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