I'm so smrt, warcraft bloopers

[h0bgawblin]

The idea of this is to retell, or show replays of the most rediculious moments of "oh, what if I did this.... crap I lose". I remember one time, I was hyper and manic. I logged on warcraft 3, thinking my micro would be amazing. With an apm of 400 I lost 3 matches in a row... lol. It was amazingly rediculious. I was thinking to myself, I AM CLICKING SO FAST! then I lost my hero, my peasants and my self respect.

Replays would be great, but retelling your stories of suck is equally entertaining.

[cole]

i thought i had gotten my skill back but then i barely beat a mediocre ud player with orc after the reset and did more stupid moves then smart ones. then my i try rt, go 2-0 then my allys bs twice in a row, then i play on hurricane isles and one of my allys goes mass footmen and another just leaves. yea.

[GroG]

This one time I had taken a long break from WC3, and I thought I would message this newbie guy I play with and I actually started to lose cause I was soooo rust... oh wait, hey Cole!

/me shifty eyes

[cole]

i was one the same long break as you ;O. "Newbie"? O.o. Looks like you got beat by a newblet then ; )

[Yoda]

Whenever I lose, and can think "hey if I had scouted better and saw this coming, I could have won."

[h0bgawblin]

Come on guys, where is the juicy stuff. Like your WORST moments. Times where you watch your replays and go, wtf was I thinking. Here is another one i'll toss out there so you can understand where I am coming from. I remember in an AT game. I was convinced that bears were the BEST thing to counter mass casters and anti-air. My team mate and gargs and air. Not only is that stupid alone, but the undead had massed banshees. Let's see where this takes us.

H0bgawblin, "ok dude, I have enough bears, let's attack. Crap thier attacking me, TP!"

*12 bears get posessed*

Hunter-killer25, "dude, never make bears again. NEVER"

Then here is another favorite. It was a solo match vs orc. He made mass bats and was harassing my town hall. So my brilliant ass MASSES gyros... Yeah... masses... I knew bats blew up too. I don't even remember why I massed gyros. After the blade master killed my archmage for the 47th time, he... ya know.. killed my gyros and won the game. nuff said

Now gimme something juicy!

[GenocideAlive]

Some of the most irritating losses for me have involved bad TPs. Jesus H. Christ, the placed TP is one of the most important aspects of the game.

Opponent attacks me with mass-caster/rifle, and I TP w/Orc. Well, poof, I land like half a screen away, just enough for all his Sorcs to hit me with Slow. Now I need to navigate my buildings to get over to his units and I'm dropping like flies. Finally I reach his units and start dealing damage, but I'm down to half army strength and half HP of that army. The game is fucking over in 10s after the shitty TP. My kills are like, 2 WEs.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Nothing can possibly rival the time I trounced some NE, took my army to his base vs two heroes and lost.

[GroG]

Other than losing to towers, or to cookie cutting newbs, let's see, I have a few interesting ones.

3 of my friends used to be huge into WC3:ROC solo when it first came out, and then for a little while in TFT after the beta as well. We had a clan together, and we were all about equal skill. There was a summer where we had 3 computers LAN-ed at my friends house, and we would all go over there between work shifts and stuff (this is before I even met my fiance, couple of years ago) and play each other 1v1. We played sooooo many games during that time, I remember being very good then. Well anyways, I played Orc, another played HU, another played UD, and another played NE.

Well, we'd always have little mini tournies and it'd usually come down to either me, the UD, or the HU winning. We'd watch reps together and take stuff from there, and do our own stuff of course (I wasn't so against cookie cutting back then). I did Grunt/Raider a lot during those times, or variations.

Anyways, specifically I remember this time we were LAN-ing a mini. It was me vs. the HU. I went FS/SH (standard at that time) Grunt/Raider/Shaman. He went BM/MK banish/bolt/footies with gryphs/knights. Ugh, that shit was just insane. We were playing on some no-name map we drug out of the folder, which is what we usually did (the UD guy liked standard maps, me and the HU liked crazy shit like booty bay). I remember actually winning the first battle near his expansion, but running away cause of towers. So I expanded myself, adding tauren/lust/wyvern. He was nowhere around, so I go to creep this red spot with huge ass creeps.. what the hell were they called.. I don't remember. Fury something I think, they had scales but and walked on 2 legs and were tall and green/brown. Anyways, he did like the perfect creepjack on me. I was going to tp, but he freaking banish+bolts+FF my FS and I just got molested. I was like what the hell is that shit. I actually get a decent amount of my army away. At some point my fortified kicks in, so I think I'm fine. But his heroes are like 6/5 at this point and I'm like 5/4 or 5/5. I go to push his expo with a couple of demos, he comes around behind and banish-bolts me. He musta had a mana pot on each hero, because I swear he had to have banish+bolt+FF'ed my 2 heroes, and each of my tauren. God damn I was so pissed. For like a week after that, he'd keep asking me how those damn Fury things were doing, or make stupid jokes about owning me with banish-bolt. "Banish-Bolt is so good, I can't believe they haven't nerfed it yet." Then I'd go "Huh, that's funny, I never see pros go Banish-Bolt..". It was hilarious.

Just to make things fair, I played an amazing ass game vs him later. I had been playing UD for a bit (the UD guy switched to Orc, so I was like what the hell). I went DK/fiend->Lich. I got CL at tier 3, and expanded. He had startd with AM/MK defend footies with Blizz/clap. At tier 2, he picked up rifles and some breakers and sorcs. So we had several grueling battles, where I was microing the hell off my shit, picking off individual footment with FF+Nuke, running away etc. He kept clapping+blizz, but somehow I only lost a few fiends. Anyways, after several micro intensive battles, I retreat into my base. He had scouted my naked expansion with a militia, and began to push into it. I basically looked like I was going to lose badly, at this point he had transitioned into mass rifle/caster/breaker/am/mk. But... I had gotten like 30 ghouls with frenzy. I actually flanked his army, stunned with impale, and nuked his AM. Awwww man, that was so hilarious. He had no idea that I had switched completely to ghouls from fiends. His army died in like 2 seconds, they were clumped together. I wanna see he actually picked up his keyboard and threw it on the ground. Hahaha..

Those were the days.

Don't even get me started on when the HU guy played NE for a while and researched backpack and ran around with MG's holding pots... oh god the insanity MG/hippo is good vs ghoul/garg UD, especially when they are holding pots for their heroes to use ;p. Then there was when my UD friend (this was before FoV) had created "UD gruntapult" which was solo DK abomb/wagon push against my NE friend.. I don't think he ever lost. Fricken hilarious.

You just don't see shit like that anymore.