Hey ladies, thinking about implants

[Calibur]

Breast Implants save life !! (http://kwonsu.blogspot.com/2007/02/breast-implants-save-life.html)


Incredible. An Israeli woman stays alive when the silicone implant saved her life during a Hezbollah rocket attack. Another one, a Bulgarian driver, saved her life during a car crash when her 40 DD fake breasts "absorbed the impact of the crash." In a even more unusual accident, a fisher-woman survives being stabbed in her chest by a 300 pounds blue-marlin thanks to her implant.

Ladies, I guess you have a very good excuse if you plan to "enhance your beauty." You can justify it as an improvement to your personal safety.!!
Once in place you may even get a reduction in your life insure premium (after all you'll be wearing a permanent Kevlar-Vest/Airbag/Armour combination)

Gentlemen: No more excuses. Now, you cannot avoid paying for it!!

(If you want to read the full articles go to www.news.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20144172-5006506,00.html) (the Israeli one)
or blog.washingtonpost.com (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2006/10/breast_implants_save_another_l.html)(the Bulgarian one).
Go to www.mypartypost.com (http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/2759/Marlin_Takes_Her_Breast) if you want to watch the video about the fisher-woman case.)


Who knew a little silicon could save your life.

[Aquarian]

Heh, yeah, who knew that polymer inserted in one's chest could let you cheat death?

Heh, maybe now, guys can have their chests enlarged with a reason. :P

[GrassDragon]

When I read the title of this thread I thought you were thinking about getting implants o_O

[Darmago]

Maybe one could come out with half silicon half kevlar implants. That might save lives :D

[Schwitzer]

Oh good. I, myself, had my breasts enlarged several times thanks to inspiration derived from pleasant offerings in my e-mail. With these two great honkers I feel I can take on a sizable army and still have enough left over to make a bean bag.

[B.A.Baracus]

Old, months old. Plus, I think there was already a thread about this. Or maybe that was on bf?

[Calibur]

When I read the title of this thread I thought you were thinking about getting implants o_O

Who knows, maybe I am. :rolleyes:

Considering I'm an avid Marlin harpooner, a little extra protection could come in handy.

[Atillawurm]

Yes I knew there was another reason!
I'm still not going to pay for my gf to get them.

[Zeltaris]

When I read the title of this thread I thought you were thinking about getting implants o_O
Ditto here... without a question mark at the end, it looks like
"hey ladies, thinking about implants... any recommendations?
:P

[DragonPaladin]

I automatically assumed there was a question mark at the end of that title and thought it was going to be a hilarious/tragic story about breast implants...not far off :/

[PrestonBurke]

Lol Calibur, great find. Gotta give you Rep for that.

[Spartan-II]

My friends grandma recently purchased breast pumps. Not the ones that extract milk, either.

[Protosschick99]

I've heard about those :P (Articles--Not the breast pump, lolz.)

I saw on the news last year that a woman was shot in the chest but her implants saved her life, lolz.

I don't need or want implants honestly. I am abundantly blessed, lolz :P

[Biohazard]

I saw the one about the woman that was stabbed in the chest by the Marlin. It was on Discovery Health...or Ripley's or something like that. Yeah, but I think they put the bags in then pump them with saline...I could be wrong though. I also saw a show where a woman got hit in the breast with such force that her implant burst, so it could also be dangerous I guess (but nice to look at :P ).

Nice find!

[Black.Ice]

I've heard about those :P (Articles--Not the breast pump, lolz.)

I saw on the news last year that a woman was shot in the chest but her implants saved her life, lolz.

I don't need or want implants honestly. I am abundantly blessed, lolz :P

As most guys would say, the more the merrier.*


* These views may or may not be the view of Black.Ice

[Protogod]

I don't need or want implants honestly. I am abundantly blessed

as any good debater would know, you need to show proof.

[kongurous]

You've never seen her pictures before, apparently.

[Protosschick99]

as any good debater would know, you need to show proof.

I am NOT taking pictures of my boobs. And you know I won't. The only time you'll ever see is in full body shots. And if you look around long enough--You'll find one :P

[kongurous]

I am NOT taking pictures of my boobs.

I'll pay you! :(

[own3d0406]

I am NOT taking pictures of my boobs. And you know I won't. The only time you'll ever see is in full body shots. And if you look around long enough--You'll find one :P

One what? Picture or boob? ;)

[Protosschick99]

I'll pay you! :(

No.

@own3d: A picture! Duh -_-

lolz :P

[Subjukator]

No.

@own3d: A picture! Duh -_-

lolz :P

lol, an entire title dedicated to PC99 :banana: hey!

and yes, breast implants are evil and wrong! they dont save lives, unless u count implants that can float then in a water-crash incident u know ill be grabbing onto two somethings to stay afloat

[ZeroDarkStar]

As most guys would say, the more the merrier.*


* These views may or may not be the view of Black.Ice

are you trying to say you may or may not be a man?

[Protosschick99]

lol, an entire title dedicated to PC99 :banana: hey!

and yes, breast implants are evil and wrong! they dont save lives, unless u count implants that can float then in a water-crash incident u know ill be grabbing onto two somethings to stay afloat

The thought of implants has never crossed my mind Sub, lolz :P

@ Bolded part: AHAHAHAHA!! You are soo wrong :P

[Darkslayer633]

I am NOT taking pictures of my boobs. And you know I won't. The only time you'll ever see is in full body shots. And if you look around long enough--You'll find one :P

A challenger appears
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6573/darleneandiatocfairpm3.jpg

[ZeroDarkStar]

creep

[Protosschick99]

...Forgot about that one. :P

I thought there was only one...Oh well. There are two out there, lolz.

[Atillawurm]

Are we all stalking PC again. god give her at least a month's break.

[kongurous]

Are we all stalking PC again. god give her at least a month's break.

Shove it you anarchist git, we like boobs :P

[Atillawurm]

Shove it you anarchist git, we like boobs :P
:Dthanks for clearing up the obvious you horny bastard:D

[Protoss_Honor]

I am NOT taking pictures of my boobs. And you know I won't. The only time you'll ever see is in full body shots. And if you look around long enough--You'll find one :PAnd this is why windows and cameras were invented. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :P

I kid. I have better things to do than stand outside your window and wait for you to get undressed. Mainly because California is too cold for my liking presently (anything below 89° F is too cold). I would rather stay inside my nice warm house all day. Come summer however, that is a different matter. :shiftyl: :shiftyr:


What is this fixation on PC's boobs? Does no one here have girlfriends/wives/prostitutes? Are you all so depraved that you drool over pictures of a fully clothed PC? I feel so sorry for you. And TD must feel so alone and dejected. :D

[Ender]

Well we're all really desperate, aren't we?

[Darkslayer633]

Are we all stalking PC again. god give her at least a month's break.


she put out the challenge to try, and I went no further then wb's forums

[Zeltaris]

One what? Picture or boob? ;)

You know, I have to admit I'd be rather...surprised if I stumbled onto one of PC's boobs while browsing the forums.

And what is it with this craze about her, uh... twin friends? Mine are bigger and I don't see anybody hijacking a thread about it >_>

:P

[Protoss_Honor]

And what is it with this craze about her, uh... twin friends? Mine are bigger and I don't see anybody hijacking a thread about it >_>

:POH! So wrong! Bad image! Bad bad image! BAAAAAD IMAGE! :o
If you would like, I will hijack this thread to talk about how bad an image that made in my mind. :P

[Zenox]

what about men's deffences ? what can we get ? what about our needs ?

[Calibur]

what about men's deffences ? what can we get ? what about our needs ?

Well there are implants for men but I doubt there is very little you could do to protect yourself with a flabby sword.

[own3d0406]

Well there are implants for men but I doubt there is very little you could do to protect yourself with a flabby sword.

Boobs for men?
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Exileboobs1hk.jpg

I don't think so.

[Atillawurm]

Well there are implants for men but I doubt there is very little you could do to protect yourself with a flabby sword.
Don't underestimate the power of the sword.
Owned thats fucking disgusting where did you find it?

[TinyDancer]

Dejected? Me? Nah. I'm too busy to be dejected.

[Protosschick99]

And this is why windows and cameras were invented. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :P

I kid. I have better things to do than stand outside your window and wait for you to get undressed. Mainly because California is too cold for my liking presently (anything below 89° F is too cold). I would rather stay inside my nice warm house all day. Come summer however, that is a different matter. :shiftyl: :shiftyr:


What is this fixation on PC's boobs? Does no one here have girlfriends/wives/prostitutes? Are you all so depraved that you drool over pictures of a fully clothed PC? I feel so sorry for you. And TD must feel so alone and dejected. :D

TD has no need to feel alone and dejected, lolz.

Btw--Thank you for not wanting to stalk me right now. I now feel better about you, lolz. But as for the summer time--Watch out. Nissa lives under my house and will shoot you with her shotgun if you should try and place your peeping eyes upon me. AHAHAHAHA!! :P

You know, I have to admit I'd be rather...surprised if I stumbled onto one of PC's boobs while browsing the forums.

And what is it with this craze about her, uh... twin friends? Mine are bigger and I don't see anybody hijacking a thread about it >_>

:P

AHAHAHAHAHA OMGOSH NASTY MENTAL IMAGE! >.< lolz :P

[GrassDragon]

Alright enough already...