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own3d0406
02-19-2007, 2:56 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Starcraft

Pretty funny and pretty accurate too. Hope you enjoy! :D
SilverCrusader
02-19-2007, 2:58 PM
rofls... nice.
B.A.Baracus
02-19-2007, 3:05 PM
Who made that? Its more annoying then funny.
SolidSamurai
02-19-2007, 3:12 PM
Yah, I've seen that. Apparently a zergling rush is one massive distraction filled with the cries of dying zerglings, and the opponent looking the full other way... clearly indicating that it's time for an ambush. :P

The 'Metallic Penis Strategy' throws microers and Boxer wannabes in the dirt, however. At least it offers SOME useful crap, guys. >_>
U-238
02-19-2007, 3:16 PM
Who made that? Its more annoying then funny.

damn straight...
andman3000
02-19-2007, 7:34 PM
that was disturbing.
Basan
02-19-2007, 8:13 PM
Eh, I've come accustomed to Uncyclopedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page) through the years that I've been at WB's and I can tell ya all that that's nothing compared to what they say about my country. :P
Shortyland05
02-19-2007, 9:58 PM
heh, I just looked up my country New Zealand (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand). It cracks me up...
Hasharin
02-19-2007, 10:00 PM
Heh. I stopped reading at the part about the Zealot's 16" thingyies... ouch.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
02-20-2007, 1:20 AM
Allow me to say "meh".
Ktan
02-20-2007, 2:07 PM
It started Ok, but it kinda started to get desperate towards the end. When you throw lame sex jokes in where some perfectly good satire was available only one paragraph above, you know that things are going awry.
GroG
02-20-2007, 2:26 PM
Yeah, wasn't very good.
Basan
02-20-2007, 3:03 PM
It started Ok, but it kinda started to get desperate towards the end. When you throw lame sex jokes in where some perfectly good satire was available only one paragraph above, you know that things are going awry.

Hear, hear. ;) Plus karma.
Hence my previous comment referring my own country. :angel:
Ahzz
02-20-2007, 4:08 PM
basan is from africa somalia country with lotsa muslims (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Somalia) and hardly without any electricity right?
Basan
02-20-2007, 4:21 PM
basan is from africa somalia country with lotsa muslims (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Somalia) and hardly without any electricity right?

*Rofl* A lil' off, but almost right (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russia). With a big emphasis in almost. :smirk:
Ktan
02-20-2007, 4:22 PM
I thought you were from Portugal?

(anyway, this is straying ever so slightly into the realms of off-topicness...)
Basan
02-20-2007, 4:35 PM
I thought you were from Portugal?

(anyway, this is straying ever so slightly into the realms of off-topicness...)

I am (http://www.warboards.org/member.php?u=3815). ;) But provided he was jerking off, so could I. :P

*Back on track* Anyway, to be totally honest I felt really tempted to stop reading the article as soon as it reached that poor phallic reference. :shiftyl:
Ktan
02-20-2007, 4:40 PM
I found the silly stuff, especially the quotes from Stalin and Oscar Wilde, quite funny. The reference to the fact it 'could be played as a table-top game' was also a rather sharp piece of satire. However, that is ruined by the stupid references to drugs, sex, and drugged sex. M&Ms was predictable but amusing.

This highlights that Uncyclopaedia is really rather variable in it's reliability, rather like its big cousin. It's quite interesting that this is for much the same reason.
Ahzz
02-20-2007, 4:48 PM
that place mostly consists of lame jokes done by 12-14 old kids that, surprisingly, amuse only 12-14 old kids. I find nothing funny in it. It's all just some wannabe funny that isn't funny even though I'm tired.
bloodbane
02-20-2007, 5:14 PM
the FIrebat did look cool though
Zeltaris
02-20-2007, 5:47 PM
It started Ok, but it kinda started to get desperate towards the end. When you throw lame sex jokes in where some perfectly good satire was available only one paragraph above, you know that things are going awry.

Agreed, but it sort of picks back the pace near the end of the article. This particular part was rich :D
N00bs

N00bs are StarCraft terminology for high skilled players. Their blinding skill is so feared that other players avoid playing with them for fear of having their game ruined. Many players, when finding out that their opponent is a n00b will usually scream in terror, shout explicates, and leave the game. Some common phrases are, "omg! n00b!" and "stop being a n00b!" It is not uncommon for a game of normal players to title a game something like, "2v2 No n00bs!" in order to deter these ferocious players from joining.