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Demon_Child
02-08-2004, 7:49 AM
Here is the first Demon Knight story created by Carnage which ultimately became a popular with the forumers. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I have.

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THREAD : Spawn of Carnage (Revised)
Started at 07-02-2002 04:08 AM by Carnage
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[Post 1]
Author : Carnage
Date : 07-02-2002 04:08 AM
Title : Spawn of Carnage (Revived)

I'm reposting this sense Encounterman deleted the database. Enjoy it a second time or ingore it, it's still here. :D

Spawn of Carnage…

*Carnage sits on a couch watching Tv in his house.*
Carnage-Finally, I fixed that damage from Post Story 2.

*A sign hangs on a closet behind him. It reads "Dimensional Rift: DO NOT ENTER."

Carnage-Now for some well-earned Pepsi.
*Carnage jumps off the couch and heads for the kitchen when the doorbell rings.*
Carnage-Who could that be?
*Carnage goes to the front door and opens it.*

*A man in a black cloak with dark shades faces him. He is 6' 1" and really tough looking*
Carnage-Can I help you, stranger?
Man-Perhaps...*he looks around Carnage's house*
Carnage-What's your business.
Man-I've come with a business proposal. My boss wants you as a body guard.
Carnage-Sorry. I'm not into protection.
*Carnage closes door.*
*The door bursts open and the guy whips out a machine gun and shoots a whole round into Carnage*

*Carnage is sent staggering back and falls over the couch.*
Man-*smirk* They said this freak was tough.

*Carnage jumps up from behind the couch and dives at the man.*
Man-No way!
* Carnage knocks him down, grabs his neck, and aims a blade at his face.
Carnage-Before I end your tie-wearing career...
*Man looks at Carnage wierdly*
Carnage-Not one of my better lines, but...

*Carnage aims blade closer.*
Carnage-Who sent you?!
Man-I won't talk.
Carnage-Why? You don't talk to me like you used to.
Man-Excuse me?
*Carnage lifts him off his feet and slams him into a wall.*

Carnage-WHO SENT YOU!?
Man-I'm not gonna tell you! So you might as well kill me!
Carnage-Fair enough.
*Carnage pulls blade back and sends it at his face.*
Man-NO! STOP!!!
Carnage-Ready to talk?
Man-If you come with me, there's a $500,000 contract in it for you.
Carnage-....for what?
Man-As a body guard!!! A body guard! Please let me go!
*Carnage lets him go and he drops to the floor gasping for air.*
Carnage-Lead the way. I'll meet with your boss.
Man-*gasp* Ok...

*Carnage follows the man to a warehouse.*

Carnage-Your boss likes his privacy?
Man-You could say that.
*Carnage and the man enter the warehouse and find a man in the shadows.*

Man-This is my boss. *goes to his side*
Carnage-You sent this lil prick to kill me or hire me?

*The man in the shadows seems to smirk*
???-Nah. I got a job for you.
Carnage-He told me. Bodyguard. For $500,000 you could get more than 1.
???-I'm in need of your services. I've seen your exploits.
Carnage-I'm nothing special, I just like killing things.
???-I need you to protect me from someone.
Carnage-Who's so tough you need my help.

*The man in the shadows stand up so Carnage can see him*
Yggdrasil-ME!!! Get him!
*2 dozen armed guards come out of nowhere and shoot Carnage*
*Carnage smirks as the bullets hit him but have no effect.*
Carnage-Bold move, Yggdrasil.
*Carnage turns hands into blades and attack the closest guard, decapitating him.*

Yggdrasil-SD, now!
Carnage-No!
*Self Destruct jumps out from behind Yggdrasil and shoots a sonic rifle at Carnage*
Carnage-Aaaaaaaah!

*Carnage falls to knees.*

Self Destruct-Suck on this, freak. *turns rifle on a high frequency and blasts Carnage*
*Carnage cries out in pain.*
Carnage-Bastards! Bastards!
Yggdrasil-Silence him.
*A man in a white coat comes out and places silver shackles on Carnage's arms and legs while he screams from the sonic rifle*
Carnage-Bastards! Gutless bastards!
Self Destruct-Say goodnight, bitch! *kicks Carnage square in the face, knocking him out*

*Carnage wakes up strapped to a steel table.*

Carnage-Oh...oh...
*The man in the labcoat talks to Carnage*
Man-Hold still, son. I'm sorry about this.
Carnage-When I get out of this, I'll...
Man-Look. I have nothing against you. I work for the Hierarchy. If I don't obey, my two daughters will be brutally exterminated.

*Carnage smirks.*
Carnage-The Hierarchy. Damn Ur-Quan bastards. Call themselves the ultimate race, but are really savage monsters.
Man-You're not gonna like what they have planned for you.
Carnage-What? Torture? Big deal. I've had worse.
Man-No...I'm sorry...much worse... ...you see.

*A door opens up and Self Destruct enters along with Yggdrasil*
Yggdrasil-Well, I love seeing you like this, Carnage.
Carnage-Bite me.
Yggdrasil-Please...you're so immature. Self Destruct.
*Self Destruct punches Carnage in the face*
Carnage-He says "Jump". You say "How high?"
*Self Destruct punches him again*

Yggdrasil-As much as I hate you, Carnage. I need you right now. I need your talents.
Carnage-Bodyguard my ass. You tricked me...
Yggdrasil-Carnage. Carnage. Carnage. Can't you see the big picture. *walks over to a computer and presses some keys*

*Carnage looks at the images that come up on the monitors.*

Yggdrasil-These are the Demon Knights. They still resist the Hierarchy's glorious reign. As pathetic as they are, they still resist us. That's where you come in.

*Carnage laughs his insane laughter.*

Carnage-I'll never join you!!!

Yggdrasil-Self Destruct.

*Self Destruct goes to punch Carnage but one of his tendrils wrap around his wrist*

Self Destruct-Err...*tries to free his wrist*
Carnage-Hehehe. *slams SD's head on the table's edge*
Self Destruct-OW! Bitch! *pulls out sonic rifle and blasts Carnage*

*Carnage screams and lets go of SD's wrist but he keeps firing.*

Yggdrasil-That's enough! You'll kill it!

*Self Destruct stops firing, kicks Carnage in the chest, and spits on his face.*

*Carnage smirks at him.*

Carnage-Love you too. *makes kissy face*
SD-Sonava...
Yggdrasil-Stop. Ok, Carnage. Now the fun begins. *presses some buttons on the council and a nitrogen container rises next to the table Carnage is on.*

Carnage-Wtf's that?
Yggdrasil-You'll see. Doctor.
*The Man in the labcoat grabs Carnage's wrist and before he can react, sticks a needle in his arm.
Carnage-Aaah!
Man-Forgive me.
Yggdrasil-Shut up, Monico. Get the beakers and the scapel.

*Carnage starts to feel dizzy.*

Carnage-This how you get your girlfriends too?
*A guard near the door snickers*
Yggdrasil-*gives him dirty look* Let's hope your sarcasm doesn't pass to the Spawn.

*Carnage falls into a deep sleep.*

*Carnage dreams.*

Carnage is in a pitch black room. He can't find a way out. It is a square room and is so small. He pounds on the walls, but can't get out. Then he sees it...

A red light begins to glow in the center of the room. It grows. He sees it start to radiate light. The light dances across the ceiling of the little room. The light takes shape. It resembles a rose. It begins to glow many colors. It fills Carnage with awe, like he's learning the meaning of life. He feels like he is one with the crimson light. He feels warm inside. The warm feeling grows hotter...and hotter...and hotter. Carnage's flesh burns as if on fire, but there is no flame. He screams in pain as it grows hotter and hotter. The rose seems more distant...going father and father away...then it happens...

The rose flies at Carnage's face until it is right in front of him. It's leaves turn black and begin to fall. As they fall a white sphere is unleashed from inside the rose. It is like a beautiful pearl. Carnage reaches for it...then sees it crack. As if it was marble being sculpted, the pearl becomes a gleaming skull. The skull's eyes hold a deep sorrow...then they seem to bleed. Carnage is frightened...a rare feeling. The bleeding eyes appear to become solid and turn to a crimson thread. They wrap around the skull. It blurs, wrapping at high speed. Carnage blinks one...twice...then after the third blink, the skull comes nose to nose with him...

The crimson skull is now a crimson face.....Carnage's.

*Carnage wakes up and sees a face with familiar eyes on a purple face leaning over him.

"Wake up. Wake up..........daddy."

* Carnage passes out again.

Spawn of Carnage…Part 2

*Carnage wakes up again.*

Carnage-Damn...my head.
*Carnage looks around and finds he's back on the table*
Carnage-Grrrrrrrr...*tests his arms and legs and finds them still shackled with the incredibly strong metal*
*Monico (aka the man in the labcoat) comes up next to him*
Monico-I'm sorry I had to drug you, but it was my orders.

Carnage-I understand...what happened.
Monico-....you were part of an experiment...which was a success...
Carnage-Experiment? What did they do to me?
Monico-Well...you see...

*Yggdrasil and Self Destruct enter the room*

Yggdrasil-Ah, Carnage. It's good to see you. How was your sleep?
Carnage-Just fine. Having sweet dreams of Self Destruct.
Self Destuct-Grrrrrr.... *raises sonic rifle*
Yggdrasil-Forget that, what he's about to see....scratch that...who he's about to meet will make him suffer in a way you can't imagine.

Carnage-I'm getting the feeling you did more than tickle me while I slept.

Yggdrasil-Actually...in a very scientific way...we raped you.

Carnage-Hahahaha. Wtf does that mean?

Yggdrasil-Observe...*presses buttons on a panel and a tube comes out of the wall*

*Life support systems are all around it. Dr. Monico checks the readings next to it.*

Yggdrasil-Monico, let him see our new Hierarchy member.
*Monico pushes buttons slowly next to the tube as if regrettably*

*The tube opens and the smoke clears*

*Carnage sees what's inside and gasps...then starts shaking.

Carnage-What did you do? What...in...God's name....did you do?

*Carnage stares in bewildered horror at what he sees in
the experiment tube.

Yggdrasil-Say hello...to Phoenix.
Carnage-I..It...looks just like me.
Yggdrasil-Of course she does. That's your
daughter or spawn.

*Carnage can't take his eyes off what he sees.*

Carnage-You're a monster...even more than me...

Yggdrasil-You see, a symbiote will produce one spawn
in its lifetime, whether the host is male or female.
The symbiote attached to you was due to produce its
offspring yesterday. What I planned was to capture you
and take the spawn when it was born. We've been
planning this for a long...long time.

Carnage-You're mad...

Yggdrasil-Hardly. I'm a visionary. When I
extracted your spawn while you were out, I had
some genetic engineering ready for it. Phoenix is an
independent lifeform. She doesn't need a host and thus
is completely self relied. Also, with some careful
genetic manipulation, I designed a few genes to be
different from yours. She inherited your genes. She
has your super-human strength and agility with the
ability to turn her claws into weapons, but she
has noneof your weaknesses. She is immune to
fire and sonics thanks to me. As a final measure, I
made sure to trick her mind into thinking she served
the Hierarchy for several years, along with false
memories to back it up, through neural technology of
course.

Carnage-What is God's name...

Yggdrasil-Not his...mine.
*He smirks and goes to the computer panel and presses
a few more buttons*

*Phoenix, inside the tube, awakens. She steps out and
stands at attention in front of the tube. She has
Carnage's white eyes, but her symbiote body is a dark
shade of purple and she is shorter; 5' 8" instead of
Carnage's 6' 1". She is indeed Carnage's daughter
right down to his toothy grin.*

Yggdrasil-Hope you slept well, Phoenix. The time has come
to take you to the testing room and see how well your
combat skills have been maintained during your
hibernation.

Phoenix-At once, my Lord. *follows him out main door, but
not before Yggdrasil gives Self Destruct an order*

Yggdrasil-Kill the Demon Knight.

Self Destruct-May I use any means necessary?

Yggdrasil-Yes, and see to it that it is long and
painful.

Self Destruct-Thank you, my Lord.

*Self Destruct readies his rifle and aims it towards Carnage on the table, but finds him missing.*

Self Destruct-Wtf?

* Carnage jumps onto his back from the ceiling and knocks him out.

Carnage-You're coming with me. *lifts his body* I need your fingerprints for the security system.

*Carnage takes SD with him, unlocking high security doors until he exits the facility. He finds the final door leads into that abandoned warehouse. Carnage puts SD on the ground and kicks him while he's out.*

Carnage-This is not good...not good at all...I must get the others...

Spawn of Carnage…Part 3

Carnage goes to get help from the other Demon Knights, but he remembers something.

Carnage-That's right. There's supposed to be a party at Garth's tonight.
*Carnage goes to Garth's house and sure enough, there's a party. Rock and pop music is heard from inside the house. Carnage goes to the front door and gives it a knock.*

Carnage-Someone open up! *Redsoldier opens the door*
Red-Waaaaazuuuuuuuup!? *takes a swig of beer*
Carnage-Is Demon Child here? I have to talk to him.
Red-Wat u wanna talk to him 'fer? I m rite here!
*Carnage realizes Redsoldier is drunk*

Carnage-Step aside.
Red-What'd you call me!?
*Carnage pushes him aside rather harshly and steps inside. The wall is decorated and balloons cover the floor. The music plays and other demon knights are breaking it down. Carnage sees PC99 singing karaokee.*

Carnage-*looking around* There you are...*spots Demon Child playing poker at a table*

*Carnage rushes over and steps up next to Demon Child*

Carnage-Demon.
Demon Child-Not now, man. I'm on fire tonight. I'll see your $40 and raise you $45! *slams chips on the table*
Garth-I'll see your $45 and raise you $50! Back out now while you still have your shirt on your back.
Carnage-Demon, this really can't wait.
Demon Child-Not now! *pushes him back* You're playing with fire, Garth.

*Dark Ghost raises his hand and slams his fist on the table*
Dark Ghost-I just got one thing to say!! ......got any 3's?
Demon Child-You jackass. This is poker, not Go Fish! Now Garth, I raise you-*Carnage slams his claw/hammer on the table, knocking all the chips off.*

Demon Child-Sonavabitch! *pushes back chair and turns to Carnage* You better say your last words now before I!

Carnage-I'm a father!

*the music stops abruptly. PC99 stops singing. Even drunken Redsoldier turns to look at Carnage.*

Garth-Well I'll be damned! I thought he was a fag! Red, I owe you $15 bucks.
Red-Hot damn! *takes money* Who's the "lucky" girl, Carnage?
Carnage-No. No. There's no lady involved. My symbiote had a spawn or "baby".
Garth-I knew it! *takes money back from Red*
Red-Aw hell!

Demon Child-That's not a good enough reason to knock my chips over, you looking for an ass kicking?
Carnage-You don't understand! My spawn was stolen!
Garth-Now how the hell do you steal a baby symbiote?

Carnage-She's not a baby! She was born fully grown and-
PC99-It's a girl! Congradulations!
Carnage-This isn't a time for-thanks-but really. The Hierarchy has taken her as a slave and deceived her into thinking she serves them!

Demon Child-What?! The Hierarchy now has a symbiote on their side. This isn't good. They could strike any moment!

Garth-Not likely. They're probably training Carnage's daughter to kill use weapons before they attack.

Carnage-Garth...she is just...like...me! She has my strength and agility AND can change her claws into weapons. Worse, she is immune to fire and sonics because of Yggdrasil's experiment!

Demon Child-This is not good...*thinks* Tim!

*Tim comes out of another room with a computer laptop in his hands*

Tim-What!?

Demon Child-Listen. *tells him everything* How long do you think it will take for a Hierarchy to prepare a new symbiote to attack us, if she has Carnage's abilities and is immune to fire and sonics.

Tim-Let's see. *presses buttons on laptop* Calculating....*eyes widen at laptop* I'd say...17 minutes.

Demon Child-That doesn't give us much time. We have to- *the doorbell rings*

Red-I got it! *opens door* Waaaazuuup? *He is punched and sent flying through a closet door *
Demon Child-*forms fireball and looks at door* No way.

*Demon Child sees what he thinks is Carnage, but this being is purple and shorter, but besides that, could be Carnage's twin.*

Tim-Oops! *looks at laptop* I forgot to carry the 1...

*Carnage turns his claws into axes*

Carnage-Phoenix...

Phoenix-Demon Knight scum...

Carnage-I don't expect you to know me...

Phoenix-You Demon Knights are to be cleansed! *turns purple claws into blades* Prepare to die in the name of the Hierarchy!

*A wall next to the karaokee system bursts open. PC99 dives for the floor*

PC99-Aaaaaaah!

*A Hierarchy assault force of 2 dozen carrying lazer guns and wearing heavy armor enter the house like a S.W.A.T. team. Yggdrasil follows in the back with full body armor.*

Garth-DAMNIT! My wall!
Demon Child-*prepares to fight* You come to crash our party, Yggdrasil?!

*PC99, behind him, pulls out her staff. Garth draws his sword and looks pissed about his wall*

Yggdrasil-No. Of course not, but since we're here...the party can begin.

Phoenix-Master! I wish to fight the Demon Knight symbiote one on one. Asking permission, my Lord!

Yggdrasil-Permission granted. *smirks* Have fun.

Carnage-I don't wanna fi-
*Phoenix grabs him with her tendrils and drags him out the house by his neck. She slams him on the asphalt road outside.*

Tim-Get out of here, Yggdrasil.

Yggdrasil-I don't think so. *hand signals and soldiers prepare their weapons.*

Demon Child-Then let us fight...

Dark Ghost-*still at the poker table* GO FISH!

Demon_Child
02-08-2004, 7:51 AM
Spawn of Carnage…Part 4

*The Demon Knights take on Yggdrasil's 2 dozen guards*

Garth-*stabs one in the neck with his sword* Eat that!

*PC99 shoots a blast of frost energy that turns 5 guards into icecubes, then shatters them with her staff*

PC99-5 down, 18 to go.

*Demon Child forms a giant fireball and tosses it at the last 18 guards, turning them to ash.*

Demon Child-You're out of luck, Yggdrasil! The Hierarchy will fall.

Yggdrasil-Fools! *pulls out remote* Get a load of this! *press button and a giant explosion is heard in Garth's backyard*

Garth-My sandbox!!!! BASTARD!!! *swings sword at Yggdrasil, but misses.*

*Yggdrasil lifts Garth up by the neck and throws him through a window*

Demon Child-Enough! Get out of here!

Yggdrasil-I got a better idea. Beg for mercy and you'll get a fast death.

*The ceiling cracks*

Tim-What now?

*The ceiling breaks through and a blur of red and purple falls through the ceiling.*

*Phoenix grabs Carnage's feet and slams him into the floor*

Phoenix-Why don't you fight back!? *slams him into the floor*

Carnage-I don't want to hurt you!

Phoenix-You're a fool! *throws him across the room, then turns her hands into axes*

PC99-Holy crap! That's ghetto!! Leave him alone!

Phoenix-Stay out of this bitch!

PC99-What you call me?!

Demon Child-Uh oh. Now you done it.

Phoenix-You heard me. *punches Carnage and turns around to face PC99*

PC99-I thought so. *punches Phoenix in the face*

Phoenix-That all you got?

PC99-No. *smacks her across the face with her staff*

Yggdrasil-Don't take that from her, Phoenix. Destroy her!

Demon Child-Shut up. *punches Yggdrasil in the face*

Yggdrasil-FOOL! *grabs him by the wings and slams him through a wall into a bathroom*

*Demon Child recovers and slams Yggdrasil's head into the toilet*

Demon Child-Where's your back up now?

???-Here.

Demon Child-*turns around* Wtf? *is sent flying backwards with a powerful force through the wall and into the backyard*

Yggdrasil-*spitting out toilet water* That button summoned my Master, Satan! Now you will pay!

*Satan, the evil cat, grins at Demon Child in the backyard*

Satan-Now...you die.

*Suddenly, Phoenix and PC99 come through the hole in the wall DC and Ygg made into the bathroom*

Phoenix-DIE! DIE! DIE!

PC99-You talk like your father!

Phoenix-Huh? *hesitates*

PC99-Haw! *punches Phoenix in the face*

Satan-Fools...I will-HUH!

*Satan sees the crucifix PC99 wears around her neck*

Satan-GOTTA GO! *disappears in a flame of fire*

Yggdrasil-Oh crap! *sees Demon Child coming back for him* Well, nice party we had here. Time to go.

*Runs towards the first hole he made in the living room*

Yggdrasil-Phoenix! Comon!

Phoenix-I'm not leaving till I kill these fools! I'll start by slashing the guts out of--

*A closet door crashes open and Redsoldier pops out with 2 AK-47's*

Red-NO ONE SUCKER PUNCHES ME!!! *opens a hail of fire on Phoenix. The bullets hit her all over, but do no damage. They do succeed in sending her through the hole in the wall*

Phoenix-Aaaaaaaaaaah! *flies outside*

Yggdrasil-Thank you gracious hosts! Hahahahaha!
*throws a smoke bomb on the ground and vanishes*

Demon Child-*back in the house* Damn...gotta hate that bastard.
PC99-Yeah.
Carnage-Yep. *spits out blood*
Demon Child-Why didn't you fight Phoenix, Carnage?!

PC99-Don't you get it? That's his daughter. He don't wanna hurt her.

Carnage-...

*Garth comes back into the house, looks at all the holes and broken doors*

Garth-WHY!!!!!!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!? *falls to knees* WHY!!!!!!!!!!?

Redsolider-*standing in a pile of bullets* Heh.

Dark Ghost-*comes out of kitchen with bag of chips* Great party, Garth.

Garth-........

*Demon Child shakes head*

Spawn of Carnage…Part 5

*Aboard the Ur-Quan Warship Kulkukan Yggdrasil plans his next moves against the Demon Knights.*

Yggdrasil-I got nothing.

Self Destruct-My Lord, may I suggest a strike against another target?

Yggdrasil-Go on.

Self Destruct-Well, Master, I've heard that many of the Demon Knights reside in the country known to these humans as the United States.

Yggdrasil-So? What's that have to do with anything?

Self Destruct-If I may be blunt...I suggest a massive Ur-Quan invasion of the United States. We'd force the Demon Knights into a final showdown.

Yggdrasil-Excellent. Truly a ingenius idea. I'm glad I thought of it.

Self Destruct-But, Master...

Yggdrasil-Not now, Self Destruct, I have to inform the Hierarchy in accordance with the interuniversal laws of galactic domination. While I do that, I want you to go check up on my little princess.

Self Destruct-Master...*gulp*....please not again.

Yggdrasil-Do it or I'll shoot your pathetic ass out cargo hold!

Self Destruct-At once....my Lord. *bows his head and leaves the room*

*Self Destruct walks through the halls of the massive warship. Kukulkan was built to be a very powerful vessel capable of holding up to 500,000 soldiers; a perfect weapon for mass invasion and sieges.*

*He reaches the room he came for and opens the door with a code*

Self Destruct-*stepping inside* Phoenix....Phoenix...where are you?

*The room is large and filled with lifting weights and other strength building instructments.*

Self Destruct-Where are you, Phoenix? *hears a noise behind him and turns around to look* .....*nothing there*.....Phoenix, stop that. I need to talk to you. *looks around the room but can't find her*

Self Destruct-Where are you? I need to...*two hands come out of nowhere and cover his eyes* *SD gulps and shakes*

Phoenix-............guess whoooo.

Self Destruct-Excuse me?

Phoenix-Guess who!

Self Destruct-Let me think....Yggdrasil?

Phoenix-Noooo.

Self Destruct-Hmmm....Monico?

Phoenix-No! It's me! *takes her hands off his face and jumps over him and turns to face him.* Hi!

Self Destruct-*remembers what Yggdrasil told him* There was a slight flaw in the genetic engineering. Phoenix is a deadly killer in combat but when not in combat, has the mind of a 5 year old. Just remember...don't anger her.

Self Destruct-It's time for you to do your exercises.

Phoenix-Grrr....do I have too?

Self Destruct-Yes.

Phoenix-K! *jumps over to the lifting weights and picks up 100 lbs in each tendril and 500 lbs in each hand.* 1....2.....3....*lifts with tendrils and hands*

Self Destruct- Very good. *thinks* Omg, is she strong! I can't even lift 200lbs, but my god! What power!

*Phoenix does 500 lifts with each before she is finished.*

Phoenix-Done.

Self Destruct-Very good. You've earned yourself...

Phoenix-TV TIME!?

Self Destruct-30 minutes of...

Phoenix-TV TIME!?

Self Destruct-Tv Time.

Phoenix-Yay! *jumps up and down in joy*

*Self Destruct brings in a television and turns it on for Phoenix.*

Self Destruct-I'll be back in 30 minutes. Enjoy your tv time.

Phoenix-Hahahahahahaha. *watches cartoons*

Spawn of Carnage...Part 6

*Demon Child gathers all the Demon Knights together at ShawnmanX's house after what happened at Garth's house. He informs everyone of the situation.*

Shawn-This is bad. The Hierarchy has Carnage's spawn at their command...what else is there?
Demon Child-We believe that Yggdrasil is about to launch an attack against us...we'll have to be prepared, so I'm assigning positions.

*Demon Child passes out a list to everyone. This is what it reads*

Demon Child-Commander
PC99-2nd Commander
Carnage-Infiltration
Garth-General
Redsoldier-General
Dark Ghost-Psychic
ShawmanX-Explosives
Tim-Intelligence

Garth and Redsolider-General?
Garth-How?

Demon Child-Garth, you need to summon the Nazi army for us.

Garth-I'll have over 50,000 of my finest A.S.A.P.

Demon Child-Good. Redsoldier, gather the mercenaries we need to back up Garth's army.

Redsoldier-Sure. I'll have to call in some favors, but I'll do it.

Demon Child-Fine. We all in on this?

PC99-You have my magic.
ShawnManX-You have my bombs.

Tim-I'll plan any course of action we may need.

Carnage-I can get behind enemy lines.
Demon Child-Good, Dark Ghost. You're the psychic. You tell us...

Dark Ghost-when things happen. Gotcha.

Demon Child-Hmm...so it's settled. If anything happens, we'll be ready.

Garth-*by the window* Omg...

Group-What?

Garth-Oh...you won't believe this. *runs outside. Everyone else follows.*

*They look up in the sky.*

Demon Child-Well, I'll be damned...THEY'RE INVADING!

*In the sky is about 3 dozen Ur-Quan warships and 1 gigantic warship. Hundreds of dropships and starfighters litter the sky. They all head in the same direction.*

PC99-Chicago...what would they want in...oh no!

Demon Child-The Sears Tower...

*The Hierarchy ships spread out around Chicago. A vessel of some kind attaches itself to the Sears Tower and starts unleashing mechanical ropes.*

Demon Child-They're taking it over...turning it into a base...
Dark Ghost-I can read the thoughts of the pilots...they're invading us...trying to draw....us out...just....us.

Garth-Let's give them what they want...*raises his hands and opens a portal* I'll be back with as many Nazi air and ground forces as I can muster...

Demon Child-Good. We've got a start.

Tim-At this rate...Chicago will be dominated...in 5 minutes.

Demon Child-Damn...we don't have much time.
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*On top of the Sears Tower, another floor is added. It is a giant mechanical vessel like a spider and in it resides Yggdrasil*

Yggdrasil-*looking out over the terrified citizens* It is begun. HehehehehehehahahahaahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

Self Destruct-Excellent, my Lord. They'll come to save the hostages...and get a very rude surprise...

Yggdrasil-Yes. My scientists are converting them to our mindless slaves as we speak...perfect soldiers. Is Phoenix ready?

Self Destruct-Yes, my Lord. The next stage of the experiment is under way.

Yggdrasil-Yes. Yes. YES!! Hahahahaha!!!!
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*The Ur-Quan forces turn Chicago into a Hierachy base in less than 20 minutes.*

Demon Child-Where is Garth?
*A huge rift opens up in front of Shawn's house. Wave after wave of Nazi footsoldier march out, followed by dozens of airships.*

Garth-*at the front of the army* The calvary has arrived!

*Redsoldier comes down the block followed by the mercenaries*

Redsoldier-All these men are ready to take a chunk out of the Hierarchy's ass! Right, boys!?

Mercenaries-Yeah!! *raise guns*

PC99-We can start the approach on Chicago and take it back.

Demon Child-Ok. Tim, we have a plan?

Tim-Sure do. *reads laptop* Garth and Red will go in with their forces and clear out the resistance around the Hierachy base. Then, Shawn will blow some of the defenses off of the Sears Tower with his explosives. Carnage will then infiltrate and go for the top of the Sears Tower. I'm sure that's where Yggdrasil will be.

Demon Child-Good. We start out tomorrow. Tonight...we prepare.

Shawn-I'll be making bombs all night.
Dark Ghost-I'll keep night watch and tell you if they're thinking of attacking us during the night.
Demon Child-Good. Let's start.

*Garth turns up the rock music as he goes through drills with his Nazi's. PC99 charges her staff with energy. Carnage prepares by sharpening his skills. Demon Child practices his spells, flight, and sword skills. Tim calculates on his laptop. Shawn makes bomb after bomb. Red parties with his mercenaries. They all get ready.*
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*Morning comes.*

*The Demon Knights and their forces approach Chicago and stop 30 ft from the base opening.*

Demon Child-Ready, guys? Garth, Red.

Garth-Ya. *turns to forces and gives hand signals. The airships move into formation and the ground forces prepare their guns.*

Red-Gotcha. *nods to mercenaries, who nod back.*

Demon Child-Ok. Garth and Red got their first strike...3...2...1...GO!!!

*Garth and Red's forces storm towards the base.*
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*Yggdrasil looks out his vessel at the top of the Sears Tower.*

Yggdrasil-Here they come, quite a force too. Send out the troops and prepare Phoenix.

Self Destruct-Yes, my Lord. *turns and leaves the room.*

Yggdrasil-"They will come to you in great numbers, but for each enemy that falls, your forces will rise." -The Hierarchy Bible.

Yggdrasil-*smiles* This is the beginning...of the End...

*Sits in his chair facing the window and awaits the coming chaos.*

Demon_Child
02-08-2004, 7:53 AM
Spawn of Carnage…Part 7

*A Nazi airship screeches as it plummets to Earth and crashes into a Hierarchy tank*

Garth-*screaming into a headset from inside his airship* WTF is going on down there!?

*A voice crackles in response*

Nazi-Sir! The Hierarchy is hitting us with more than the average fighters, they are launching tanks and what appears to be civilian kamakazees!

Garth-Sh*t! We have to push their forces back! *glides ship to the left, dodging a barrage of fire*

*Garth flies close to the ground and unleashes a hail of fire on a group of Hierarchy tanks, causing 2 to explode. The shards fly at nearby soldiers*

Redsoldier-Take down the airships! *he screams at his troops* We need to deplete their air support.

*Dark Ghost sees it all in his mind's eye.*

Demon Child-What's happening, Ghost?

Dark Ghost-They're in trouble. They need help.

Demon Child-Damn. PC99! We need your magic! Go!

PC99-I'm on it! *forms her frost aura and charges into the fray, smacking soldiers with her staff and blasting frost at tanks*

Demon Child-Shawn! Is that bomb ready yet?!

Shawn-Got it! *pulls the pin out of a metallic ball. It begins to tick* Fire in the hole!!

*He throws it at a group of kamakazees, who's chest mounted bombs explode in a chain reaction killing dozens of Hierarchy*

Shawn-Like that!?

*PC99 throws frost blasts left and right*

Garth-*talks to DC through headset* Our forces are losing! We need reinforcements!

Demon Child-We don't got any reinforcements! You're gonna have to-

Carnage-LOOK!

*Demon Child and Ghost see a rift opening up next to a destroyed tank.*

Demon Child-Damn! It's the Zion dimension! *dozens of Ferlins crawl out* What now!?

*Sabre X comes out of the rift*

Sabre-I've brought reinforcements.

Demon Child-Excuse me?

Sabre-I've come to join your cause. *waves at Ferlins, who charge at a group of Hierarchy soldiers* I have 2 million Ferlins at my disposal.

Demon Child-How did you-

Sabre-Know there was an invasion? I've been watching you Demon Knights...and I've come to help, unless you'd like me to go...

Demon Child-NO! I mean...welcome aboard. *smiles and talks into headset* Don't shoot the Ferlins, they're on our side.

Group-*through headsets* Gotcha.

*Redsoldier shoots rapidly at a dozen Hierarchy when Carnage bumps into him.*

Carnage-These bastards are not letin up! *cuts Hierarchy soldier in half*

Red-Tell me about it! *shoots at an airship*

Carnage-I'm going for the Tower.

Red-Tell Demon.

Carnage-*into headset* Tell Shawn to throw the Nitro493 at the main door. I'm going in.

Demon Child-Fine. We've cleared a path to the door anyway. Shawn! Smoke'm!

Shawn-*pulls out a 5lb C4 strapped with 7 sticks of TNT* Hope you got airplugs. *lights fuse*

Demon Child-*into headset* Move away from the door!

*The Demon Knights around the door clear away*

Shawn-*watches fuse coming to end* DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!

*Tosses Nitro493 at the door, it smacks against the door. Beeps once...twice...three times...KABOOOOOM!!!!

*A mass of seismic energy and fire emit from the front door, smashing windows and destroying tanks. The 7 TNT sticks fly into the air and explode, destroying 10 Hierarchy airships.*

Shawn-Woooooooooooo-hooooooooooo! *victory dance*

Demon Child-Stop messing...heh...around. Carnage is going in, we have to take out the bastards down here.

*2 dozen Ferlins charge at a tanks and start hacking it to pieces with their powerful blades*

* Carnage dives into the gaping hole that was the front door.

Carnage-*into headset* I'm in.

Demon Child-*into headset* Carnage is in. Let's show these Hierarchy bastards what we're made of!!! *Garth shoots down 2 airships as he glides across the sky.*

*The Nazi's on the ground and in the air along with the Ferlins kill all the Hierarchy tanks, soldiers, airships, and kamakazees. Everyone cept Carnage comes up to Demon Child*

Group-Yaaaaaah!!!

PC99-We did it!
Red-Suck on that! Suck on that!
Garth-We're invincible.

Dark Ghost-*next to DC* Don't celebrate yet. *points up*

*6 of the Hierarchy warships come from the sky*

Garth-Damnit! *runs back to his airship*

Demon Child-Ok! What now! Tim! You watching this!?

Tim-Yes. You know I am. I've selected a plan for ourr next course of action. PC99 and Redsoldier should go into the Tower and help Carnage.

Tim-Shawn, Ghost, Me, and the airships should take to the air and fight those warships. Whataya think?

PC99-Sounds good to me. *lifts up staff and heads for Tower*
Red-Same here. *follows her*

Demon Child-I'll go help them in the Tower. Go to your airships! *turns to Ferlins and Nazi ground forces* Take out any remaining Hierarchy ground forces that may be hiding! We still have a battle to win!

Group-Yeah! *they head for their airships*

*Soon Shawn, Garth, Tim, and Ghost fly through the air leading the Nazi air forces towards the warships.*
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*Yggdrasil is furious at the top of the Tower*

Yggdrasil-What do you mean they've killed all our ground support!!?

Self Destruct-My Lord, they had reinforcements and--

Yggdrasil-Shut up! *pushes him aside* I'm departing for the Kukulkan with Phoenix. You stay here and ward off those fools! I'm charging up the GIC and blasting this damn planet into Oblivion!

Self Destruct-Don't you need permission from the Hierarchy to use the GIC for such a task, my Lord?

Yggdrasil-Not now! I have a planet to annihilate. Come Phoenix!!

*Phoenix follows him into a dual escape pod that sends them flying towards the Kukulkan in high orbit.*

Self Destruct-This is not good...*hears a slamming on the door*

Self Destruct-No! *quickly puts on his heavy armor and helmet*

*Picks up his rifle and aims it at the door*

Self Destruct-*whispers* Come in...I got a surprise for you...

*Carnage pounds on the door trying to smash it open*

PC99-Step back. *he steps back and she raises her staff. She shoots a blast of frost that freezes the door.* Now shatter it.

Red-Allow me! *rushes at door and breaks through it*

Self Destruct-GOTCHA!!! *opens fire*

Spawn of Carnage…Part 8

*Self Destruct puts 7 bullets into Redsoldier, sending him to the ground.*

Self Destruct-Hahahahaha!

PC99-NO!!

Self Destruct-Die you bitch! *aims rifle at her head*

Redsoldier-*bleeds heavily from mouth* No...

*He pulls out his gun and hits Self Destruct right between the eyes. Red hits the floor dead.*

PC99-RED!!!

Carnage-Whoa....whoa....*can't believe 2 people died in 5 seconds*

PC99-Omg...omg....*falls to ground and puts arms around dead Redsoldier in a hug. She cries.*

Demon Child-Redsoldier....*bows his head in respect* PC. Carnage. We have to move on. *notices escape pod.* That must lead to Yggdrasil's mother ship.

PC99-I don't wanna leave Red....

Demon Child-Fair enough. You stay with him. Carnage....Carnage.

Carnage-...ya.

Demon Child-Let's go.

Carnage-...k.

*They enter the pod and fly through space towards the Kukulkan. They see Garth and the others fighting a War in space between the Hierarchy and the Demon Knights. 2 of the warships go down from multiple hits.*

Demon Child-*notices Carnage's face* Carnage?

Carnage-Ya.

Demon Child-You ok?

Carnage-No.

Demon Child-Red....isn't it?

Carnage-*looks at claws* I've seen so many deaths in battle. I've killed so many...but they've been enemies...I....I never saw a friend die....I knew him....

Demon Child-It'll be ok. PC99 will grieve for him right now, but we...we have a mission.

Carnage-Right.

*They reach the mother ship and the pod, on autopilot, goes through a hatch near the head of the ship.*

Demon Child-We're here. *exits pod. Carnage follows*

*They enter what looks like a waiting room, but a bigger door is in front of them.*

Demon Child-On three....1
Carnage-2.
Demon Child-3.
*They hit the door and break it open*

*What they see shocks them*

Demon Child-Oh....my....God....

*They see Phoenix sitting on a pile...of skulls.*

Phoenix-Welcome...to your death. *turns her hands into blades and dives at Demon Child*

Demon Child-*knocked backwards onto the ground* Carnage...errr...help!

Carnage-I can't! I...!

Phoenix-*aims blades at DC's throat* Give my regards to Oblivion! *grins with joy*

Carnage-NO! *shoves his hook/claw through her back and pulls her off of him*

Phoenix-Aaaaaaaaaah!!!

Carnage-*throws her against wall* Sorry! Sorry!

Phoenix-Graaaaaaah! *turns claws into blades and rushes him*

Carnage-*turns claws into blades and blocks hers* Comon!

*They swordfight with their blades*

Demon Child-*jumps up from ground* Carnage, you hold her. I'll get Yggdrasil!

Carnage-*dodges slash to the face* Right!

*Demon Child finds a door and smashes through it, leaving Carnage and Phoenix to battle.*
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Garth-*into headset* Ready men!?

Nazi's-Ya!
*Garth leads them to destroy the last Hierarchy warship besides the Kukulkan.*

Garth-Woooooooo-hoooooooo! Eat that you dirty sonsabitches!

Shawn-*over headset* Garth! Tim and me are going to plant the bomb in the reactor. We're heading for the mother ship's docking bay. You and Ghost hold off resistance!

Garth-On it! Ghost!

Dark Ghost-Right. *turns ship and flies up next to Garth. They act as a single powerful airship and blast the way clear to the docking bay.*

Garth-Go! Bring that bitch down! We got it out here!

*Garth, Ghost, and the Nazi's fight the intense Hierarchy air forces that now guard the mother ship.*
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*Carnage fights his daughter in a battle to the death.

Carnage-Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. *slashes blade right, left, right, blocking hits.*

Phoenix-Grrrrrr....*tries to stab him, but can't get open shot.*

*Suddenly, PC99 comes through the waiting room door*

PC99-Carnage!

Carnage-PC! *caught off guard for a second, long enough...*

Phoenix-HA! *stabs Carnage in the chest*

Carnage-Aaaah! *falls to knees*

Phoenix-Now...you...die!!!! *raises claw/hammers over her head*

PC99-Think again! *smacks her across the face with her staff, sending her into a wall*

Phoenix-Bitch! *smacks her across the face and grabs her neck with her claws* I'll squeeze the life out of you!!

PC99-Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Carnage-NO! *cuts Phoenix's head off with his blade hand.*

*Phoenix's head hits the floor and turns to purple slime, her body turns from solid to liquid in a second and hits the floor, making a big puddle.*

PC99-*gasps for air* Carnage...

Carnage-*falls to knees next to the slime* What...have I done?*tears start to stream down his face*

PC99-Carnage...you did what you had to....

Carnage-I killed....her....I killed my own daughter....

PC99-Carnage, no. *hugs him as he cries* She would've killed us both.

Carnage-I....cut her head off....

PC99-It's ok. You'll make it. *pulls him to his feet* Let's go...

Carnage-*looks at puddle and whispers* Damn you, Yggdrasil...damn you for what you made me have to do...ok. Let's go. Demon must need our help.

PC99-Right. *they leave the room through the same door Demon used*
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*Inside the master control room of the Kukulkan*

Yggdrasil-Fools...*presses button to charge Giga Ion Cannon to destroy Earth. His hands are covered in blood.* Fools...

*Demon Child comes through a door, and looks around the room.*

Demon Child-Yggdrasil...what the hell have you done!? *Every Hierarchy pilot in the room is dead.*

Yggdrasil-They wouldn't obey me...they wouldn't destroy Earth without the permission of my Hierarchy superiors...F*ck em. *smiles* I killed them all...and in 20 minutes...Earth will be nothing more than a cloud of dust and a memory!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Demon Child-You're mad...*draws sword and charges it with power* I'm gonna kill you and avenge the souls of the millions you've killed.

Yggdrasil-Millions!? HA!!! MORE LIKE BILLIONS YOU F*CKING MORON!!! *draws his sword*

Demon Child-It ends here...Yggdrasil...

Yggdrasil-Yes...right here.

*They raise their swords and prepare to fight*
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*On the reactor of the Kukulkan, Shawn plants his biggest bomb yet.*

Shawn-There. It is set to go off in...30 minutes.

Tim-Good. Now let's get the hell out of here! *They run for the docking bay*

Demon_Child
02-08-2004, 7:53 AM
Spawn of Carnage…Part 9

*Demon Child and Yggdrasil stare each other down*

Yggdrasil-You'd like to kill me wouldn't you?

Demon Child-I'm gonna to kill you before the cannon destroys Earth...

Yggdrasil-Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. That won't give you enough time...hehehehe. *pulls out a black card key and runs it across a slot on the control panel*

*A mechanical voice speaks through the speakers*
Voice-10 minutes until cleansing of planet.

*Demon Child draws his sword and approaches Yggdrasil*

Yggdrasil-*at control panel* I love that sound! *pulls out his sword*

PC99-Go Demon! Get him!

*Demon Child swings his sword at Yggdrasil, who blocks.*

Demon Child-The time has come for you to die, Yggdrasil.

Yggdrasil-I'll dance on your grave, fool!! *slashes with sword*

*PC99 and Carnage run to the control panel*

Carnage-How do you turn the cannon off?

PC99-I dunno, maybe if I press these buttons. *presses buttons*

*The hole the angel came out of closes*

Carnage-Ok! Plan A flopped! Plan B time!

PC99-Plan B?

Carnage-Plan...*slams blade into control panel* B!!!! *is electricuted and sent flying against a wall*

Voice-Cleansing of Earth terminated.

PC99-You did it! Dunno how, but you did it!

Yggdrasil-Noooooooooo! *runs to panel*

Demon Child-Oh no you don't! *runs up behind him and stabs him in the back*

Yggdrasil-Aaaaah!

Demon Child-Die...*slashes chest* you...*twice* monster! *twice*

*Yggdrasil falls to his knees and crawls behind the control panel*

Yggdrasil-Bet you like looking at me like this, huh Demon?

Demon Child-You're scum, Yggdrasil. Go back to Hell.

Yggdrasil-Go ahead and kill me! Hell can't hold me!!! I...*bleeds from mouth and hits the floor*

Demon Child-It's done. We've won.

PC99-Yah!!

Carnage-*looks at Yggdrasil on the floor* Bastard, your experiment failed. My spawn is dead. You're precious Kukulkan warship is deserted.

*The voice sounds over the speaker again. DC, PC, and Carnage look up at it.*

Voice-Bomb detected in reactor core. Set to go off in 5 minutes.

Demon Child-Oh sh*t! How are we gonna get off this thing!?
Carnage-Call Garth.

Demon Child-*talks to Garth via headset* Garth! We need an evac. unit pronto!

*Only static comes through*

Demon Child-Do you hear me, Garth! Evac!

*More static*

Carnage-This is not good.

PC99-Guys...

Demon Child-We could try that escape pod.

Carnage-It is only autopilot!

Demon Child-We could contact Ghost via telepathy.

PC99-Guys.

Carnage-He's too far away!

Demon Child-I could still try.

PC99-GUYS!!!

Demon Child and Carnage-What?

PC99-Was there a trail of slime leading from the door to behind the control panel when we got here...?

Demon Child-Oh....

*Carnage turns too look at the control panel, it is smashed up into the air and crashes into the floor*

Demon Child-SH*T!!!

*Phoenix stands in the pile of shattered metal that was the control panel*

PC99-What the hell!?

Carnage-....Phoenix wasn't dead...

Demon Child-*looks at Phoenix* Damn, you're ugly.

PC99-*shakes head. Phoenix approaches her*

Phoenix-Grraaaaaaah! *grabs them in each claw*

Carnage-Phoenix!!! *She looks at him* Listen to your father and leave them alone!

*Phoenix throws PC99 down to the ground*

Carnage-PC. Demon. Go! I got this.
PC99-What!?

Demon-No!

Carnage-Get off the ship before it explodes. We don't have much-

*Voice comes over speaker again*

Voice-Bomb will detonate in 5 minutes unless engineer removes it...

Demon Child-Comon,PC. I've contacted Ghost telepathically and he's ready to pick us up.

*Demon Child and PC99 leave the room*

Phoenix-Now...you...die!!!

Carnage-Ya...I get that alot. Now, let's go!

Phoenix-WRAAAAAAAAH!!! *goes berserk and charges Carnage.*

* Carnage jumps into the air and slashes Phoenix's back as she runs under him.

Phoenix-Aaaaaaaah!! *shoots nails at Carnage*

Carnage-Aaaah! *is hit in the arm, he pulls the purple dart out and tosses it to the floor.* That all you got!?

Phoenix-DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! *shoots tendrils at Carnage*

*Carnage jumps onto the ceiling and turns his hands into hammers. He dives at Phoenix and smacks her across the face with his right hammer, then in the chest with the left.*

Phoenix-Aaah! Aaaaaaaah! *falls to ground* Hsssssss...
*Dives at Carnage and tackles him*

Phoenix-GRAAAAAAAH!!!

*She lifts him by his ankles and slams into the wall....once, twice, after third Carnage reaches his arms back and turns them into hooks and snags Phoenix's wrists*

Phoenix-Aaaaaaaaah!!!

Carnage- *Gets an idea* Hang on, bitch. We're going for a ride! *picks up a metal chair and throws it at the viewing window in the room. It shatters and the air starts escaping, ripping out the dead Hierarchy pilot bodies.*

Phoenix-Errrrrr!!!! *grabs onto wall with claws, they drag across as Phoenix is sucked out the window*

Carnage-That's right. Enjoy the trip!

Phoenix-Grrrr...*aims right hand and shoots a nail at a switch on the wall, a shutter comes down over the window. The pulling stops.*

Carnage-You're smarter than you look...

Phoenix-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Carnage-*dives at Phoenix and slaps her across the face with his hammers* Eat this! *smack, smack, smack.*

Phoenix-Graaaaaaah!

Carnage-Now to end it! *grabs Phoenix's head with his claws*

Phoenix-Hssssssssssssssss...

Carnage-GOT YOU!

*Carnage slams the symbiote into the wall and throws her to the ground.*

Carnage-No more. Consider this goodbye...*finds a switch and presses it, opening a hatch with equalized pressure, so no pulling occurs*

*Carnage lifts the symbiote and throws her through the hatch*

*Suddenly, Phoenix comes back to live and grabs onto the outside of the hatch*

Phoenix-......father....

Carnage-It wasn't meant to be...

Phoenix-Father....

Carnage-Forgive me. *goes to press switch*

Phoenix-DIE!!! *claws at him*

Carnage-*presses switch, and hatch closes, sending Phoenix flying out of the ship*
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*Ghost flies close to the Kukulkan and tells Carnage to jump out the hatch and into his ship. Carnage jumps in and they quickly fly away. As Carnage greets Demon Child, they see it.*

*The Kukulkan explodes in a gigantic flash of light and energy. The flames reach out and engulf space hundreds of feet around.*

*The Demon Knights make it away just in time. They make their way back to Earth.*

Demon Child-We did it.

PC99-Yggdrasil's gone. The Hierarchy has no business with Earth now that he's dead.

Ghost-Sit tight and relax, we'll be home in a few-

*A purple form hits the airship's windshield. It is Phoenix. Her eyes are filled with fury. She even tries to get inside.*

Ghost-WTF?!

Carnage-Allow me! *runs up and hits the windsheild wipers, knocking Phoenix off the ship and into the atmosphere.*

*They hear her scream as she burns up in the atmosphere and turns to purple dust.*

Demon Child-Thus is the end of your Spawn, Carnage...

Carnage-No big loss. I hate kids anyway...

PC99-Hahaha. Carnage, you're so ghetto.

Carnage-Yes I am...I suuure am.

*They laugh as they enter orbit and head for Chicago.*

*Every Demon Knight and associate meets by the Sears Tower. The grim news of Red is told and his mercenaries leave in grief. Garth commands his Nazi forces back through the portal. Sabre takes his Ferlins and goes back to Zion.*

Demon Child-*raises his sword* VICTORY!!!

*The Demon Knights cheer*


Carnage-Party at my house!!!
*More cheering*

Spawn of Carnage...Part 10 (Finale)

*The victory party at Carnage's house goes long through the night. PC99 plays Super Smash Bros. Melee against Shawn, Demon Child, and Carnage.*

PC99-Yes! I win again!! *jumps off couch* Losers! Samus ownz yo ghetto a$$!

Demon Child-No fair! This controller is all screwed up!

Carnage-Don't badmouth my controllers!

Demon Child-Damn, should've just left your ass on the Mother ship!

Carnage-You take that back!

Ghost-Guys! Guys! *unplugs Gamecube* Let's not fight.

PC99-*looks at black tv screen* OH! YOU DID NOT!!!

Carnage-*turns claws to blades* Better start running, I'll give you a head start but Demon wo-

*Demon Child chases Ghost through the house with his sword*

Demon Child-COME BACK HERE! I'LL CHOP YOU GOOD!

Ghost-It's just a game!!!

Demon Child-IT'S NOT JUST A GAME, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE! YOU KILLED THAT WAY OF LIFE!!

Ghost-Wtf does that mean!?

Demon Child-IT MEANS I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! NOW HOLD STILL!!

*And so it goes...Demon Child chases Ghost and eventually catches him when he goes to the bathroom. Instead of chopping him with his sword, he just punched him in the gut. Garth played poker with Shawn, losing all his money and dignity. Tim worked on a Resurrection machine for Red but got distracted and played Gamecube. PC99 fell asleep on Carnage's couch next to Ghost and Tim watching "Half Baked". At 5am Carnage wakes up from a nap and looks around the room. PC99, Tim, and Ghost still sleep on the couch. Garth sleeps on the poker table. He finds Demon Child sleeping on the chair next to the door. He then finds Shawn sleeping in a closet.*

*Carnage goes to a window. *

Carnage-*bows his head, eyes closed for a long time*.......goodbye...Phoenix.

*Carnage looks around the room at the Demon Knights sleeping soundly...the Fellowship....his friends....and for a few moments before Garth gets up, sleepwalks into the kitchen, and drools on the kitchen table half asleep over the leftover pizza, Carnage feels at peace...*

Produced by Carnage Productions

Written and Directed by Carnage

The End

ZeroDarkStar
02-08-2004, 10:26 AM
If I had a penny for every story that was that funny, I'd have two pennies.

Good job, Carnage.

Dark_Soul74
02-08-2004, 11:02 AM
Nice story.

UndeadBastard
02-08-2004, 11:04 AM
Great classic..Made me cry ;)

dunchy
02-08-2004, 12:20 PM
I hope one day I'll be in those things.

Demon_Child
02-08-2004, 12:21 PM
Well all we need is the right symbiot crazy enough to do it. :)

Mordecai2k
02-08-2004, 12:31 PM
Carnage is so awesome.

Lucifer_Hawk
02-09-2004, 12:16 PM
jesus christ, I tried reading that whole thing, but I just couldn't do it, im so weak and pitiful.....

Carnage
02-09-2004, 6:30 PM
Well all we need is the right symbiot crazy enough to do it. :)

You called? :cool:

Dark_Soul74
02-09-2004, 6:40 PM
Wait...If Phoenix had fire resistance and was an all-powerful symbiote, how were they killed by the atmospheric entry?

Carnage
02-09-2004, 6:42 PM
Wait...If Phoenix had fire resistance and was an all-powerful symbiote, how were they killed by the atmospheric entry?

Hence the 3 Part Story Deranged Evolution which depicts the return of Phoenix and the opening of a gateway which unleashes a horrible beast that eventually destroys life on Earth... :D

Dark_Soul74
02-09-2004, 6:43 PM
Anyone else figure that out? (Before reading my post!)

Demon_Child
02-10-2004, 4:20 AM
Hence the 3 Part Story Deranged Evolution which depicts the return of Phoenix and the opening of a gateway which unleashes a horrible beast that eventually destroys life on Earth... :D


And I have that story, too.:)

Hey, Carnie. Would you care to do the honor of reinstating the JAD comics for us? Maybe make a multi part comic about DC getting into an arguement with RC and is shot at by RC's ban cannon but is still alive to once again gather the rest of the Demon Knights and take refuge to WarBoards.org, perhaps? What yould you think about that idea? :)

Demon_Child
02-15-2004, 3:39 AM
Update: Sorry for making a double post, however I am currently creating a new Demon Knight story with familliar names from BF like AJ, Edgewize, and warhog4ever (to name a few) as well as a few members from Fenguin.net too. :)

I'll be honest with you, it won't be a Carnage type quality story, but I am going to try my best to make it good.

OboeGuru
02-15-2004, 3:54 AM
Update: Sorry for making a double post, however I am currently creating a new Demon Knight story with familliar names from BF like AJ, Edgewize, and warhog4ever (to name a few) as well as a few members from Fenguin.net too. :)

I'll be honest with you, it won't be a Carnage type quality story, but I am going to try my best to make it good.
A few from Fenguin? Not that many of us to pick from unless we're all making an appearance as outsiders who get hazed and shunned...

Umm, don't use that idea. In fact, forget I mentioned it altogether. Did I say something about beating up members of Fenguin...? No, doesn't ring a bell. ;)

Demon_Child
02-15-2004, 4:17 AM
A few from Fenguin? Not that many of us to pick from unless we're all making an appearance as outsiders who get hazed and shunned...

Umm, don't use that idea. In fact, forget I mentioned it altogether. Did I say something about beating up members of Fenguin...? No, doesn't ring a bell. ;)


You'll see. :)

I'll have to post all of the other "Demon Knight" stories to keep everyone from Fenguin.net up to speed.

Subjukator
02-16-2004, 9:08 PM
Carnage is so awesome.

:worship: Yes, yes he is. :worship:

Demon_Child
02-22-2004, 5:19 AM
I figured that I would post the outtakes and alternate endings to this story to add to your viewing pleasure. Since we now have less than a week till I post the first three chapters to my new "Demon Knight" story. It is already up to 24 kbs and I have just gotten done with the 3rd chapter. I think you will like it when it is released. :D

Outtakes

Take 1…

Carnage-Can I help you, stranger?

Man-Perhaps...*he looks around Carnage's house*

Carnage-What's your business?

Man-I've come with a business proposal. My boss wants you as a booby guard.

Carnage-Hahahaha.

Man-What? What’d I say?

*Carnage slams the front door and walks off laughing.*

Take 2…

Yggdrasil-Damn! *sees Demon Child coming back for him* Well, nice party we had here. Time to go.

*Runs towards the first hole he made in the living room. PC99 smacks Phoenix with her staff, sending her flying out of the bathroom.*

Yggdrasil-Phoenix! Comon!

Phoenix-*rising to her feet* I'm not leaving till I *trips over football and crashes into wall* Sh*t!

Yggdrasil-Whose ball is this?!

Garth-Uh…my bad!

*DC smacks Garth in the back of the head, sending him off balance and tripping over himself.*

Take 3…

Phoenix-Guess whoooo.

Self Destruct-Excuse me?

Phoenix-Guess who!

Self Destruct-Let me think....Yggdrasil?

Phoenix-Noooo.

Self Destruct-Hmmm....Batman?

Phoenix-Huh?

Self Destruct-Underdog? Blitzes? Richard Nixon? Matlock? Paul Newman?

Phoenix-Wtf? *takes hands off his eyes*

Self Destruct-*snicker* Hahahaha…

Phoenix-Hahahaha.

*Phoenix punches SD in the shoulder, but sends him flying into a wall.*

Take 4…

*Garth comes back into the house, looks at all the holes and broken doors*

Garth-WHY!!!!!!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!? *falls to knees* WHY!!!!!!!!!!? MY SANDBOX!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Redsoldier-*standing in a pile of bullets* Heh.

Dark Ghost-*comes out of kitchen with bag of chips* Great party, Garth.

Garth-*sobbing*

*Demon Child shakes his head. Carnage pats Garth on the shoulder.*

Garth-Don’t touch me! Your hands are gross!

Carnage-What?! You want some of this?!

Garth-Ya biziotch! ….Hahahaha.

*They both laugh and horseplay around.*

Take 5…

Yggdrasil-Millions!? HA!!! MORE LIKE BILLIONS YOU F*CKING MORON!!! *draws his sword*

Demon Child-It ends here...Yggdrasil...

Yggdrasil-Yes...right here.

*They raise their swords and both of blades slip out of their hands. They both duck.*

Yggdrasil-Wtf?

Demon Child-Damnit! Whose in charge of polishing the swords?! *walks off the set and finds a guy with a clipboard* Is it you!?

Guy-Nah, it was him. *points to Garth eating a sandwhich.*

*DC walks over to Garth and smacks him in the back of the head.*

Garth-*drops sandwhich* WTF?!

Take 6…

Demon Child-Tim! You watching this!?

Tim-Yes. You know I am. I've selected a plan for our next course of action. PC99 and Redsoldier, along with you should go into the Tower and help Carnage. Shawn, Garth, Ghost, and me, along with the…uh…some intergalactic dalliers fly to the space thing and blow up something. Then you guys do the…aw sh*t! Line!

Take 7…

Demon Child-Tim! You watching this!?

Tim-Yes. You know I am. I've selected a plan for our next course of action. PC99 and Redsoldier, along with you should go into the Tower and help Carnage. Shawn, Garth, Ghost, and me, along with the Nazis and Furlins find the…damn!

Demon Child-Take it easy. You’ll get it.

Take 8…

Demon Child-Tim! You watching this!?

Tim-Yes. You know I am. I've selected a plan for our next course of action. PC99 and Redsoldier, along with you should go into the Tower and help Carnage. Shawn, Garth, Ghost, and me, along with Yggdrasil and uh spank the monkey and pour some grease on the giant mushroom so that Princess Zelda won’t fall in the *snicker* hahaha…aw…damn…cut.

*DC laughs his ass off.*

Take 9…

Demon Child-Stop messing...heh…around. Carnage is going in. We have to take out the bastards down here!

*2 dozen Furlins charge at a tank and start hacking it with their powerful blades.*

*Carnage dives at the gaping hole that was the front entrance, but misses and slams his head on a solid wall.*

Carnage*stands up, holding his head. He stumbles.* ……….sh*t. *falls over.*

Take 10…

Carnage-Plan...*slams blade into control panel* B!!!! *is electrocuted and sent flying against a wall.*

Voice-Cleansing of Earth terminated.

PC99-You did it! Dunno how, but you did it!

Yggdrasil-Fools! *runs to panel*

Carnage-*stands up* Oh damn! Wait. I landed on something. *turns around*

Demon Child-*looking at Carnage’s back* Whoa. Cut. Wtf’s that!? *he grabs a piece of metal*

Carnage-Pull it out!

Demon Child-Ok. *pulls hard and rips off Carnage’s symbiotic costume*

Carnage-*looks down and sees he’s nude* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

PC99-I didn’t need to see that.

Demon Child-Uh…oops. *looks at Carnage* Hahaha.

Carnage-Gimme that! *grabs back his symbiotic skin* You guys are so immature.

*DC and PC99 laugh their asses off.*

Alternate Ending

*Ghost flies close to the Kukulkan and tells Carnage to jump out the hatch and into his ship. Carnage jumps in and they quickly fly away. As Carnage greets Demon Child, they see it.*

*The Kukulkan explodes in a gigantic flash of light and energy. The flames reach out and engulf space hundreds of feet around.*

*The Demon Knights make it away just in time. They make their way back to Earth.*

Demon Child-We did it.

PC99-Yggdrasil's gone. The Hierarchy has no business with Earth now that he's dead.

Ghost-Sit tight and relax, we'll be home in a few-

*A purple form hits the airship's windshield. It is Phoenix. Her eyes are filled with fury. She even tries to get inside.*

Ghost-WTF?!

Carnage-Allow me! *runs up and hits the windshield wipers, but sees Phoenix scramble away off the window and onto the side of the ship.* Uh oh.

*A purple blade cuts through the haul of the small airship and Phoenix crawls inside. She hammers the torn metal closed to keep from being sucked out.*

Demon Child-*draws sword* Jesus, Carnage. Your girl is tough!

Phoenix-Tough as nails, demon! *she shoots nails him, but he blocks with his sword.*

Carnage-It’s over! *charges her with blades. They clash and a swordfight starts.*

PC99-*charges staff* Carnage! I can’t get a clear shot!

Carnage-Not now! *blocks Phoenix’s attacks*

Phoenix-Die! *slashes his leg, then kicks him into a wall.*

PC99-Gotcha! *shoots frost orb*

Phoenix-*dodges and the orb hits the ship’s wall, freezing it* Missed! You’ll pay for that!

Carnage-*whistles* Hey, b*tch!

Phoenix-*turns to look at him* Grrrr…

Carnage-Can you fly?

*Carnage sprints at Phoenix and tackles her. He sends her flying back and they both crash through the frozen ship wall. Carnage’s feet clutch the inside of the ship. Phoenix holds onto him from outside. She screams in rage.*

Carnage-Uuuugh! *losing his grip* DC!

*Demon Child grabs Carnage’s feet and tugs. Carnage swings a blade at Phoenix’s claw holding him. She blocks once with a blade, but the next swing takes cuts her loose. She falls into the atmosphere screeching as she burns up from the intense heat. Demon Child pulls Carnage all the way into the ship. PC99 uses her frost magic to replace the ship’s wall.*

Dark Ghost-You guys outta be more careful!

Demon Child-Thus is the end of your Spawn, Carnage...

Carnage-No big loss. I hate kids anyway...

PC99-Hahaha. Carnage, you're so ghetto.

Carnage-Yes I am...I sure am.

*They laugh as they enter orbit and head for Chicago.*

*Every Demon Knight and associate meets by the Sears Tower. The grim news of Red is told and his mercenaries leave in grief. Garth commands his Nazi forces back through the portal. Shankz takes his Furlins and goes back to Zion.*

Demon Child-*raises his sword* VICTORY!!!

*The Demon Knights cheer.*

Carnage-Party at my house!!!

*More cheering.*