IRC Classified

[B.A.Baracus]

Uber and I played a prank on some new guy and it turned out pretty funny. We convinced him that the org IRC room was a classified channel & military only.
Ive tried this before but it didn't work, I was JackSwallows and Uber was King of the Internet.
Enjoy.

[17:49] *** kevin35 has joined #orgnetwork
[17:49] *** Deeds has quit (Quit:)
[17:49] <kevin35> ummmm hi
[17:50] <kevin35> im kinda new here
[17:50] <JackSwallows> DIE
[17:50] <kevin35> is anyone there?!?!?!?!
[17:50] <JackSwallows> no
[17:50] <kevin35> ok someone is here
[17:50] <kevin35> lol
[17:50] <JackSwallows> What is your rank?
[17:50] <kevin35> dude im new
[17:51] <kevin35> im NEW
[17:51] <JackSwallows> When did you enlist?
[17:51] <JackSwallows> Where are you stationed?
[17:51] <kevin35> ???????????????????
[17:51] <kevin35> i haave no idea what your talking about
[17:51] *** JackSwallows is now known as ADMSTRT
[17:51] <ADMSTRT> This channel is reserved for the United States Naval Department.
[17:52] <King_of_the_Internet> WTF? We have someone not in the military here?
[17:52] <ADMSTRT> What is your ID number and rank.
[17:52] <ADMSTRT> He got in somehow.
[17:52] <King_of_the_Internet> Damnit. Where is an op when we need one?
[17:53] <ADMSTRT> Dont worry, I had his IP adress tracked and logged.
[17:53] <ADMSTRT> SK2 should be in here in after her lunch break.
[17:53] <King_of_the_Internet> Good.
[17:54] <King_of_the_Internet> The local SEALs will take care of his computer within a couple hours then.
[17:54] <ADMSTRT> Heh, hey just out of curiostiy, do you have the form that states how much the fine/prison sentence is for this king of intrusion?
[17:55] <ADMSTRT> *kind
[17:55] <King_of_the_Internet> Not the form, its on my computer not connected to the network, but off the top of my head its something like 500k an 20 years in prision.
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[17:56] *** Ling666 has quit (Quit: ORGChat v2 || #orgnetwork)
[17:56] <King_of_the_Internet> So kevin35. I'd suggest leaving while you can.
[17:57] <King_of_the_Internet> Otherwise ...you never know, some SEALS are light on the trigger, and accidents can happen.
[17:57] <ADMSTRT> What good would it do, I already have his IP logged.
[17:57] *** kevin35 has left #orgnetwork
[17:57] <King_of_the_Internet> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
[17:57] <King_of_the_Internet> Totally kickass.
[17:57] <ADMSTRT> (H)
[17:57] <ADMSTRT> Ive done that once before
[17:57] <ADMSTRT> didnt work the first time
[17:57] <King_of_the_Internet> high high high high high
[17:57] <ADMSTRT> I think this deserves postage on wb
[17:58] <King_of_the_Internet> Yes.

[raidmax]

Lol! Thats halarious! + rep for that funny prank.

[Black.Ice]

Congratulations on making the ORG Network lose a possible member.

[Zeltaris]

Oh, I thought the "let's post an IRC log" monstrosity threads had been vanquished from the land of Warboards?

Guys, that wasn't really funny, you know... although someone stupid enough to think a classified military channel would be available on IRC does deserve being pranked.

But listen to momma Ice. That wasn't the brightest thing ever ^__^

[DragonPaladin]

Congratulations on making the ORG Network lose a possible member.

Just think of it as survival of the fittest. Chances are if he didn't understand the #orgnetwork channel was not the #USNAVOP channel, he wouldn't make it at WB either. Either way, hilarious ^^;

[Yoda]

From what you posted, I don't think that Kevin35 took you seriously. He probably thought that you are a group of immature 7-year-olds.

[BlackHawk]

...It's not like he went "omfg I should get the fuck out of here." It was more of a "...right /quit."

It was...meh.

[Ubergopher]

From what you posted, I don't think that Kevin35 took you seriously. He probably thought that you are a group of immature 7-year-olds.
I thought we acted in a way that somewhat mature 9 year olds would.

[Darmago]

I mean, making fun of people who come in and say

<SCPro> HAY I R PRO AT SC
<SCPro> U CANT BEAT ME AT SC
<Billy> Kill yourself

is forgivable

but the guy you chased away probably didn't want to have anything but a fun conversation and all you guys do is troll.

[Biohazard]

Meh, I thought it was funny that you guys pulled that long of a conversation out of you @$$es just like that. So although I kind of agree with everyone, I would have done the same thing (though I wouldnt have initiated it cause Im not smart like that) so, yeah nice one =)

[PrestonBurke]

F'ing funny. I would post rep for you if i could. Stuipd reputation system requires me to give rep to like 2 or 3 more people before i could give back to you.

[Schwitzer]

That was pathetic.

You threw a handful of weaksauce comments out and felt hilarious and empowered by your perceived display of wit, when all you really did was represent the ORG Network as consisting of a pack of idiotic twats who greet new members with "DIE".

Congratulations.

[KexMex]

I found it quite funny. Bad luck for that guy to show up when you were there. :D

[Basan]

That was pathetic.

You threw a handful of weaksauce comments out and felt hilarious and empowered by your perceived display of wit, when all you really did was represent the ORG Network as consisting of a pack of idiotic twats who greet new members with "DIE".

Congratulations.

And that's one, if not the main reason, of why I don't go to our IRC channel (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/orgnetwork) as much anymore.

[B.A.Baracus]

That was pathetic.

You threw a handful of weaksauce comments out and felt hilarious and empowered by your perceived display of wit, when all you really did was represent the ORG Network as consisting of a pack of idiotic twats who greet new members with "DIE".

Congratulations.

Glad you enjoyed it.

[kongurous]

That was pathetic.

You threw a handful of weaksauce comments out and felt hilarious and empowered by your perceived display of wit, when all you really did was represent the ORG Network as consisting of a pack of idiotic twats who greet new members with "DIE".

Congratulations.

When all you get on IRC is degenerate retards, people asking how to download Starcraft for free, and people asking about Starcraft in general, it gets really annoying having to be intelligent and saying "we don't know about starcraft" over and over again.

[B.A.Baracus]

When all you get on IRC is degenerate retards, people asking how to download Starcraft for free, and people asking about Starcraft in general, it gets really annoying having to be intelligent and saying "we don't know about starcraft" over and over again.

Hmm, didn't think of explaining it to him. Schwity try spending some time in IRC before you judge how we act in there.
Someone said earlier if they were gullible to believe what we were feeding them then they wouldn't really make it here either, I agree with this.

[Aqo]

When all you get on IRC is degenerate retards, people asking how to download Starcraft for free, and people asking about Starcraft in general, it gets really annoying having to be intelligent and saying "we don't know about starcraft" over and over again.

Or maybe just start playing Starcraft and become useful? :P

[Flametrooper]

I like it. + rep.

[U-238]

That was pathetic.

You threw a handful of weaksauce comments out and felt hilarious and empowered by your perceived display of wit, when all you really did was represent the ORG Network as consisting of a pack of idiotic twats who greet new members with "DIE".

Congratulations.

But that's what we are now arn't we? :P

I'll give it a b- Mainly because you guys eventually got so cheesy towards the end that it became obvious to anyone that you guys were pulling his string. If you had kept it a little more even keeled then it probably would've been funnier.

[Black.Ice]

And that's one, if not the main reason, of why I don't go to our IRC channel (irc://irc.enterthegame.com/orgnetwork) as much anymore.

Same here. I used to go on to bug AJ, but now that he's gone... I never go there.

[IrishDutchman]

Bah, IRC doesn't work on any computer in my house. :(
'Javanet socket exception' my ass...

[Darmago]

Hmm, didn't think of explaining it to him. Schwity try spending some time in IRC before you judge how we act in there.
Someone said earlier if they were gullible to believe what we were feeding them then they wouldn't really make it here either, I agree with this.

The problem with your argument is that he probably didn't fall for it. The last thing he says is I have no idea what you're talking about, After that he says nothing and leaves while you two are screwing around and being obviously stupid. Maybe after he said "maybe you should leave" He left, not because he actually believed that you called Navy Seals over to his house to assassinate him, but that he was obviously not wanted there. Seriously, you both acted like 12 year old children.

Same here. I used to go on to bug AJ, but now that he's gone... I never go there.

he comes on every once in a while.

[Neo]

see, if I still had irc op status I would have you and uber banned every week.

This was crazy and pretty shitty. ;/

-Kupa

[Schwitzer]

Hmm, didn't think of explaining it to him. Schwity try spending some time in IRC before you judge how we act in there.
Someone said earlier if they were gullible to believe what we were feeding them then they wouldn't really make it here either, I agree with this.
Ooh, that's clever; attack my integrity so you can claim to be a poor, abused little lamb that couldn't help but be conditioned into a raging prick by an influx of people asking for assistance.

That's crap. I don't have to idle in IRC just so I get the esteemed privilege of being able to judge your actions based on an IRC log that you posted. I can do that quite happily from here. I note that you're not criticising the people posting "that's funny" and "+rep" for judging your actions positively.

To assume that your "prank" (loosely using the term) was successful is to be dubious, at best. As has been stated and restated, he probably just went, "Wow, these people are idiots. I'm leaving." and did just that.

[Magmaniac]

+rep for the slight lolzness
but
-rep for the IRC log

so you get NOTHING! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[CrazyTom]

I guess this gets a YHTBT flag. It's pretty funny as IRC logs go, better than most... but then most are awful so that doesn't say much.

Anyways, there's that many people that pop into the IRC, one person doesn't really make much difference.

[DragonPaladin]

Well, all we can say is they did it for the lulz, so it's perfectly acceptable.

[Seal]

please get more ops for the irc.

[Basan]

please get more responsible ops for the irc.

Hear, hear. And I hope that you don't mind of my lil' tweaking (on your request). ;)

[Darmago]

please responsible get more ops for the irc.Hear, hear. And I hope that you don't mind of my lil' tweaking (on your request). ;)

Hear hear to both Seal and your little tweak.

[Darmago]

I hate to double post, but Here is another good reason why we need some new ops.

Please note the antics of a certain FReNCHMoLe10

[19:59] -->| FReNCHMoLe10 (~FReNCHMoL@pool-71-246-111-232.nycmny.east.verizon.net) has joined #orgnetwork
[19:59] <FReNCHMoLe10> YO YO YO
[20:00] -->| frenchie (~frenchie@ool-457c7bd0.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #orgnetwork
[20:00] <frenchie> Frenchmole is looking for BA for advice
[20:01] <FReNCHMoLe10> I LOVE BA
[20:01] <Magmaniac> he isn't here, obviously
[20:01] <frenchie> BA...provide mole with your expertise
[20:01] <King_of_the_Internet> What do you want? I know BA better than he knows himsel.
[20:01] <FReNCHMoLe10>
[20:01] <FReNCHMoLe10>
[20:01] <King_of_the_Internet> Especially that cute little mole on his left buttocks.
[20:01] <FReNCHMoLe10> I GOT A MOLE
[20:01] <FReNCHMoLe10> ON MY PENIS
[20:02] <King_of_the_Internet> Sounds hot.
[20:02] <King_of_the_Internet> Can I touch it?
[20:02] <King_of_the_Internet> The penis, not the mole.
[20:02] <FReNCHMoLe10> ONCE ONLY
[20:02] <King_of_the_Internet> Moles are icky.
[20:02] <FReNCHMoLe10> ITS HAIRY
[20:02] <Magmaniac> I'm wearing a green shirt.
[20:02] <Magmaniac> It's exciting.
[20:02] <FReNCHMoLe10> IM WEARING YUR DADS SHIRT
[20:02] <frenchie> Obviously this room has become gay
[20:02] <FReNCHMoLe10> I JUS FUKED YUR MOM
[20:02] <FReNCHMoLe10> WHEN HE CAME
[20:02] <FReNCHMoLe10> SO I GRABBEF WHAT I COULD
[20:03] <frenchie> Moleole is vulgar
[20:03] <FReNCHMoLe10> GRABBED*
[20:03] <Gortarzis> stop caps lock!
[20:03] <Magmaniac> My parents don't live together.
[20:03] <FReNCHMoLe10> MAKE ME
[20:03] <frenchie> and immature
[20:03] <FReNCHMoLe10> SO THEN IT WAS YOUUUUUU
[20:03] <King_of_the_Internet> gaulian, who are you?
[20:03] <Magmaniac> Just ignore them.
[20:03] <FReNCHMoLe10> NO
[20:03] <Magmaniac> They were here yesternight, being annoying and immature.
[20:03] <FReNCHMoLe10> DONT IGNORE ME
[20:03] <frenchie> I need to speak with BA
[20:03] <FReNCHMoLe10> I AM YOUR FATHER
[20:03] <Magmaniac> BA suspected that they were the same person.
[20:04] <Magmaniac> Then I think he and frenchie cybered in a private chat or something.
[20:04] <FReNCHMoLe10> Y R U LOASERS ON THIS CHAT?
[20:04] <frenchie> we had a great conversation
[20:04] <King_of_the_Internet> 'cause my girl is in Iraq.
[20:04] <FReNCHMoLe10> DONT U HAVE LIVES?
[20:04] <King_of_the_Internet> Whats your excuse?
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> MY EXCUSE IS THAT I GOT AMPUTATED
[20:05] <kongurous> MIGGERS
[20:05] <Darmago> are you typing with a straw?
[20:05] <Magmaniac> before you judge others, take a look at yourself
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> CUZ MOFUKERS IN IRAQ IS CRAZYYY!!
[20:05] <frenchie> Please tell BA I will be back...obviously you can see my problem with mole
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> IM TYPING WITH MY PENIS
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> ITS SO BIG
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> I HIT LAL THE LETTERS
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> JVD
[20:05] <King_of_the_Internet> I thought you said it got amputated.
[20:05] <FReNCHMoLe10> NO MY LEG AND MY ARM
[20:05] <Magmaniac> I think Freud would have a thing or too to say to you.
[20:06] <FReNCHMoLe10> SO I TYPE WITH ONE HAND
[20:06] <Magmaniac> two*
[20:06] <frenchie> I certainly do
[20:06] <FReNCHMoLe10> ITS HARD
[20:06] <frenchie> Mole is in need of help
[20:06] <FReNCHMoLe10> SIGMUND?
[20:06] <Magmaniac> no, derek
[20:06] <Magmaniac> -_-
[20:06] <FReNCHMoLe10> IS HE A PHILOSOPHER?
[20:06] <FReNCHMoLe10> BAS REAL NAME?
[20:06] <Magmaniac> IDK WHATS A PHILOSOPHER
[20:07] <frenchie> Where's Mike
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> BAS NAME IS MKE?
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> MIKE?
[20:07] <Magmaniac> ARE THOSE PPL WIF BIG DICKS LIKE ME
[20:07] <Magmaniac> I THINK IM A PHILOSOPHER
[20:07] <Magmaniac> LOL!
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> NO
[20:07] <Magmaniac> YEAH
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> YUR JUST A PLAIN OL COCK
[20:07] <Magmaniac> YOU ARE JUST A ****** WHOSE MOTHER I FUCKED LAST NIGHT
[20:07] <Magmaniac> PWN!
[20:07] <frenchie> Mole is really vulgar
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> COCKATRICE FACE
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> U FUK NIGGERS?
[20:07] <frenchie> I am leaving
[20:07] <FReNCHMoLe10> U NASTY WHORE
[20:07] <frenchie> Mole is a troll
[20:07] |<-- Kaze has left irc.enterthegame.com (Quit: )
[20:07] <Magmaniac> YOUR MOMS A NAST WHORE
[20:07] <King_of_the_Internet> Make it stop.
[20:08] <frenchie> please stop
[20:08] <Magmaniac> this is why we need real ops
[20:08] <FReNCHMoLe10> U COULDNT EVEN FUK A ****** WITH YUR LIL TIC TAC
[20:08] <FReNCHMoLe10> IF NE THING
[20:08] <FReNCHMoLe10> U FRESHENED HER BREATH
[20:08] <FReNCHMoLe10> PERIOD.There are several rather active members to choose from.

[Magmaniac]

<Darmago> http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=429684&postcount=32
<Magmaniac> yeah I just pmed AHJ
<Magmaniac> AJ*
<FReNCHMoLe10> AJ LIKES YUR WARM TIC TAC COXX IN HIS ASS!
<Darmago> I've been pming him for a while about getting a ops
<Darmago> and suggesting myself
<Magmaniac> AJ runs this network.
<Darmago> and he hasnt responded very postitivly :D
<FReNCHMoLe10> SO U SUK HIS DICK
<FReNCHMoLe10> U LIL FAGS
<FReNCHMoLe10> GIVE DADDY BIG BLOWJOB
<FReNCHMoLe10> AJ LIKES IT DEEPTHROATED
<FReNCHMoLe10> I RUN NEW YORK BITCHES
<FReNCHMoLe10> !!

petition for new ops:
1.) Magmaniac

[Jeff]

I don't always read the channel, but if you PM me in IRC I will get it eventually and ban them.

[Darmago]

I would like to post that I believe, would also make a rather good op, seeing as I know all the basic and some nonbasic op commands and such, and I am an active member in the Enter The Game community(which is the server that hosts #orgnetwork). I don't mean this as blatant self-righteousness, and I mean no offense to mag, our current ops, or any other who become nominated, but I think that I would be one of the best choices.

[Protoss_Honor]

Although (or never the less, you figure it out ) this conversation is rather seemingly to turn itself into a blatant case of "don't call us, we'll call you". You know what, you are right. We should not advertise ourself or others. If AJ wants more OPs, then he can can pick whoever he wants. Advertising ourselves will only result in a lower chance of him picking us.

[B.A.Baracus]

I had no idea I was such a celebrity :o

[Zenox]

I had no idea I was such a celebrity :o
If you don't mind ..take a look at the two blue Balzz next to your post count..

[Basan]

That 'Mole character seemed like a wacked up loser, or a teen whinny s**thead, whichever comes 1st (assuming it wasn't none of you guys messing around) and I acknowledge that it may have deemed a more fast course of action. Provided Jeff already gave ya a solution to it, next time try it 1st. *Hint, wink*
Although (or never the less, you figure it out :P) this conversation is rather seemingly to turn itself into a blatant case of "don't call us, we'll call you" (http://www.warboards.org/faq.php?faq=faq_useful#faq_faq_useful_becomingmod) . :_poke:

[IrishDutchman]

20:05] <Magmaniac> I think Freud would have a thing or too to say to you.


Brilliant. That deserves kharma, m'boy!

[Protoss_Honor]

20:05] <Magmaniac> I think Freud would have a thing or too to say to you.


Brilliant. That deserves kharma, m'boy!!You know what, you are right! More rep for you Mag!