Really? didn't know they could do that with your arm.

[Calibur]

Angry doc cuts off patient's penis

Stuff.co.nz | Thursday, 18 January 2007

In a fit of rage, a Romanian doctor cut off a patient's penis during surgery and then proceeded to mutilate it.


The 36-year-old Romanian man had gone into Bucharest hospital to have corrective surgery on one of his testicles. During the operation, surgeon Naum Ciomu lost his temper, picked up a scalpel and hacked off the man's penis.


To the shock of the nursing staff, he then placed the penis on the operating table and proceeded to chop it into small pieces before storming out of the theatre, the Metro.co.uk website reported this week.
Afterwards, Ciomu claimed he had been under stress and lost his temper after he accidentally cut the man's urinary channel and 'overreacted'.
Ciomu has since had his medical license suspended and a Romanian court has ordered him to pay $NZ284,351 in damages to the man with the mutilated member.


The court also ordered the hospital to pay $NZ56,858 costs to the man to pay for the operation to rebuild his penis using tissue from his arm.




http://www.stuff.co.nz/bayofplenty/3932624a4560.html

That is on hell of a hissy fit.

[BlackHawk]

That's beyond losing your temper / hissy fit, that's psychotic. That would suck so hardcore.

[Nahotnoj]

Along with getting his license suspended and getting a fine, that guy should also go into a tightly watched anger management program, as well as recieve a kick in the balls.

Thats really cool and lucky for the victim that they can do that with arm tissue, though.

[InfinityComplex]

Strange, very strange. But it's awesome to what they can do with the tissue from your arm.

[B.A.Baracus]

Id be insane with fury, no amount of fucking compensation or money could ever make up for that kind of loss.
Id say a doctor mutilating my penis in a fit of hissy fit rage if as good excuse as any to throw your life away by murdering him.

[Aquarian]

I think it's bad enough having a testi which needs corrective surgery, then having your penis chopped of makes it worse.

Oh, and rebuilding using your arm tissue is something new for me.

[Black.Ice]

Holy shit, that's the most messed up thing I've read in a while. The punishment that the doctor should receive should be severe.

Even if they do rebuild it from the arm, it's just not going to work. It may look like one, feel like one, but it's... not one. :(

EDIT: After thinking about this for a while, I can begin to understand why the doc did what he did. My brother's a doctor, and the amount of work that is forced upon them is simply insane. Most doctors cope, and they're in a state of constant stress which is why you hear about the malpractice cases when a doctor does something stupid. They're sleep deprived, exhausted, and under constant stress. Most docs can handle it, but I guess this is what happens when one snaps.

[Battlecruiser]

Brings new meaning to getting a handjob...

But seriously, that doctor is a douche. That's probably one of the worst things you can do to any man.

[KexMex]

lol@Battlecruiser.

Nice doc. Sounds a bit like my dentist.

[own3d0406]

lol@Battlecruiser.

Nice doc. Sounds a bit like my dentist.

? Your dentist cut off your penis? :o

[DragonPaladin]

It'll never replace a real penis...

[kongurous]

This reminds me of that one guy who had to have his penis removed because of a disease or something and they took one of his fingers and used that as a replacement. The operation was a success.

[own3d0406]

This reminds me of that one guy who had to have his penis removed because of a disease or something and they took one of his fingers and used that as a replacement. The operation was a success.

"Look ma! A bendable penis!"

[PrestonBurke]

This reminds me of that one guy who had to have his penis removed because of a disease or something and they took one of his fingers and used that as a replacement. The operation was a success.

I saw that from Oprah when i was 11.

That man must have to had a LOT of anesthesia after the operation. That's one of the bizzare cases ever of a doctor *snapping*.

[Calibur]

What really gets me is how everyone just stood by and watched. Sure they were "shocked", but being shocked was not enough to help the poor guy whose penis was being turned into chicken strips.

[Zeltaris]

Hah, cookie for me. I knew that already ;)
:P
Can't remember where I read about it, but I had heard of this case of two nigerian kids whose penises were amputated. Apparently, local tradition has it that cooking a virgin man's penis makes good aphrodisiac. Pretty twisted IMO.
Anyway they had their... uh... best mates reconstructed with muscle and skin flaps from their forearms.

Even if they do rebuild it from the arm, it's just not going to work. It may look like one, feel like one, but it's... not one.
You know, it's good enough already that he has something to piss with. And, if I payed attention in my abdomen anatomy class... I think they can use the intraabdominal part of the corpora cavernosa to restore some of the erectile function. Don't know it for a fact, maybe someone can help me out here >_>

[KexMex]

? Your dentist cut off your penis? :o

It sure as hell wouldn't surprise me if he did.

Hasn't done it yet though.

[Schwitzer]

What really gets me is how everyone just stood by and watched. Sure they were "shocked", but being shocked was not enough to help the poor guy whose penis was being turned into chicken strips.
Let me run you through something.

You're attending the surgery - hold this, swab that, hand me that. Suddenly, the guy you're assisting goes into a frenzy and chops off the patient's penis. Aside from the stunned shock you would be in, you are now confronted with someone holding a very sharp scalpel and chopping the penis into shreds.

If I was the nursing staff, I'd be trying to be as still and unimposing as I could be, lest the guy turned around and started using the scalpel on me. Self preservation FTW.

Just out of curiosity, what would you have done? Tackled the guy? Hmm!

[IrishDutchman]

Wow...Mere words cannot express how absolutely sad and angry I would be if a doctor cut off my 'Charlemagne'.

This is one of those rare cases when a man truly deserves a knee in the balls. One of those that really sends your dude eggs back up your stomach for a couple of hours.

Schwitzer: I'd prolly scream, puke, and then get a epileptic spasm attack or something.

[Calibur]

Shcwitzer: Yes I would tackle him, tackle him like an NFL lineback. Either that or just clutch my cohones in horror.

But consider the opposite, if you were the poor guys lying passed out on the operating table unable to defend yourself, wouldn't you hope someone would have the fortitude to at least try and stop that whacked out doctor.

[bloodbane]

transplant with the doc

this reminds me of something i found on wikipedia (its a horrible site that i stopped going to because when i click on random page it goes to weird nasty things) it was about cannabalism.........gays.............video........ .......and and .... annd .... british

[Schwitzer]

Shcwitzer: Yes I would tackle him, tackle him like an NFL lineback. Either that or just clutch my cohones in horror.

But consider the opposite, if you were the poor guys lying passed out on the operating table unable to defend yourself, wouldn't you hope someone would have the fortitude to at least try and stop that whacked out doctor.
It doesn't matter how many fantasies of bravery you have, the bottom line is that doing that would be extremely risky and stupid. Chances are you'd end up with a scalpel through your eye.

The guy's wang had already been chopped off and sliced up; it's not like your action would have changed much, anyway.

[EvilEggCracker]

Oh, sweet god...

That Doctor got off damn easy. Damn easy!

Honestly, he caughts off a mans penis and everyone smiles and says "Don't worry, calm down, have a drink. Sorry, but we're going to have to take some money to repay the fee's and we'll take your lisence, okay?"

Fuck that, man, he shoulda got a jail sentence. If someone caught off my penis I'd be trying to get them life!

[ZeroDarkStar]

Along with getting his license suspended and getting a fine, that guy should also go into a tightly watched anger management program, as well as recieve a kick in the balls.

the person who gets to kick him in the balls should be allowed no shorter than a half mile "wind-up" distance.

[Ubergopher]

The moral of the story is don't get your testes fixed by an angry Romanian doctor.

[Battlecruiser]

the person who gets to kick him in the balls should be allowed no shorter than a half mile "wind-up" distance.

And a sledge hammer for good measure.

[Schwitzer]

Oh, sweet god...

That Doctor got off damn easy. Damn easy!
Well, losing a medical license isn't quite that trivial. I mean, how many years of study and commitment does it take to get one? Not to mention the cost of all that. For a doctor to lose their medical license is a big deal, 'cause it means they can no longer practice medicine, so they're out of a job.

[Nahotnoj]

Well, losing a medical license isn't quite that trivial. I mean, how many years of study and commitment does it take to get one? Not to mention the cost of all that. For a doctor to lose their medical license is a big deal, 'cause it means they can no longer practice medicine, so they're out of a job.

Not to mention the fact that most doctors go into the profession because they associate extreme pleasure to helping people. Now this guy has to find a new way to do that, too.

[Protoss_Honor]

Dude, all this kicking and sladgehammering his testicles, it's too good for him. Get a laser and slowly burn or slice them off. That would be the ultimate punishment.




Or am I being too hard on the dude?

[100thlurker]

Way too hard.

I have too say that many of you people don't quite get what a doctor has to go through every day. Its pretty hard on them. So take a little breath, and get over the fact that a guy got his baby factory's vendor mutilated and try and see!

[EvilEggCracker]

Oh, come on. Poor little doctor. Oh, no, he's lost his job. This man lost his penis. So he gets a little angry? So what, he signed up for the job. If he couldn't handle the heat he shoulda got out of the kitchen. Not mutilate a man.

[ZeroDarkStar]

Not to mention the fact that most doctors go into the profession because they associate extreme pleasure to helping people. Now this guy has to find a new way to do that, too.

One word.


Prostitution.

[Nahotnoj]

Touché salesman!

[Protosschick99]

Omg that's messed up! :( That poor man!

Dang if I were that man's wife--Believe me, I would not be a happy camper, lolz. That is messed up beyond belief--That doctor needs to go on freak'n medication to get his anger fixed.