what animal would you be?

[laineter]

me i like to be an eagle coz i want to fly and i want to see some nice view from the top. :D what bout you guys?

[Frattimonde]

A huge rottweiler...

[KexMex]

A cat. Cats are lazy and self-obsessed.

[CrazyTom]

Dolphin: Only animal other than human that mates for pleasure.

[IrishDutchman]

There'd be three ones I'd like:

Bear. Just laze around all day in a big fur coat eating fish and honey.

Cat. Laze around all day in a big fur coat eating fish, birds and rodents.

Koala bear. Laze around and eat eucalyptus leaves all day.

...I think I'm starting to see a pattern here.

[Aquarian]

A dog... A pampered dog... A pampered dog in Tokyo.

Seriously, almost all dogs in Tokyo and Hong Kong have better lives than some/most humans.

[CrazyTom]

Don't they eat dogs in those countries? :D

[Nostradamus]

I would be a ladybird, because no one suspects the lady bird (laughs manically)

[xodkrm]

I would be a ladybird, because no one suspects the lady bird (laughs manically)
Lol.

I would be a pigeon. So I can eat bread, and crap on people's head all day long.

[Zeltaris]

I'd be a mutant piranha capable of breathing air, walking and shooting eyebeams.

What else could you ever ask for?

[Zenox]

I'd like to be a Sea lion with about 40 females in my harim all for my.. reproductional pleasure :D

[Subjukator]

day job
http://www.lizit.com/germany/images/allosaurus_2.jpg

[DragonPaladin]

But you can't have reproductual pleasure...

I'd be the human animal cause it's the most advanced, awesomest animal out there.

[Subjukator]

But you can't have reproductual pleasure...

I'd be the human animal cause it's the most advanced, awesomest animal out there.

dont you know? human's arent animals, they are officially classified as "viruses" in the Tome of Taxonomy

[Zeltaris]

Pretty nasty plague they are. I've heard they can wipe out entire ecosystems within a couple of generations o.O

[DragonPaladin]

I don't know if you're to be funny..but it's not working..
And if you really don't know..

Classification.
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Infraclass Eutheria
Order Primates
Family Hominidae
Genus Homo
Species Sapiens
Subspecies Sapiens

[Protoss_Honor]

I don't know if you're to be funny..but it's not working..
And if you really don't know..

Classification.
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Infraclass Eutheria
Order Primates
Family Hominidae
Genus Homo
Species Sapiens
Subspecies SapiensI heard something once that there might be a classification higher than Kingdom. Like Domain or something.

Maybe this was it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linnaean_taxonomy

[Zeltaris]

Above kingdom is domain.
In our case, it's Eukaryota, then Kingdom Animalia and so on.

P.S: DP, your sense of humour sucks.

[Subjukator]

Above kingdom is domain.
In our case, it's Eukaryota, then Kingdom Animalia and so on.

P.S: DP, your sense of humour sucks.

as dry as the semen from yesterday

[Aquarian]

Don't they eat dogs in those countries? :D

Hence why I said a pampered dog. My owners' will be too protective over me to hand me over to some street restaurant. I might even have my own bodyguard! :smirk:

[Zenox]

Don't they eat dogs in those countries?

mmmm Hot Dogs... couldn't resist lol!

[glupfyr2]

me i like to be an eagle coz i want to fly and i want to see some nice view from the top. :D what bout you guys?

a BIG bear

[Dayoh]

A house cat would be alright, except for the hairballs and all that lol
Sleep all day, feed lots you cant lose

[The_Maker]

A ninja... oh wait.

[Subjukator]

on second thought, this looks so much more bad ass

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/13/thumbs/moblog_897050f4e3a52.jpg

[kongurous]

My cat, probably. Lazy bastard.

[Protoss_Honor]

My cat, probably. Lazy bastard.

A house cat would be alright, except for the hairballs and all that lol
Sleep all day, feed lots you cant loseDitto.


Either a Cat, a Meerkat, a Kangaroo, or a Bald Eagle. My favorite animals. Or maybe a Pet Rat. They are even lazier then cats. :D

[CrackMonkey]

There'd be three ones I'd like:

Bear. Just laze around all day in a big fur coat eating fish and honey.

Cat. Laze around all day in a big fur coat eating fish, birds and rodents.

Koala bear. Laze around and eat eucalyptus leaves all day.

...I think I'm starting to see a pattern here.

so you are lazy i see, lol, i would be a SHARK! a GREAT WHITE!! whose with me anyway because i could eat little kidsand kill smaller sharks.. if i were a smart shark, which true as it may be im smart now, i would be the first shark to 20 humans i would scare the hell outa the humans of the world !!! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE HUMANS!

A house cat would be alright, except for the hairballs and all that lol
Sleep all day, feed lots you cant lose

till you get neutered, didnt think of that i see. :D

[IrishDutchman]

Oh oh! I just watched a documentary in biology class and I now know for sure what I want to be:

A Marmot.
Damn, you have any idea what those critters do al year?
Well, 5 months they spend stuffing themselves with food, and the other 7 they sleep.

[ZeratulStukov]

I guess I would be a Panther.Why? Because I like to be a wild animal.:smash: :_owned:

[own3d0406]

Oh oh! I just watched a documentary in biology class and I now know for sure what I want to be:

A Marmot.
Damn, you have any idea what those critters do al year?
Well, 5 months they spend stuffing themselves with food, and the other 7 they sleep.

Sounds like fun. :D

[SHISHKABOB]

A finch.

[100thlurker]

A feathered dragon.

The most awesome of the dragon races, the feathered dragons make even the haughty basilisk bow in respect. These masters of the air are nigh invincible to the machinations of man, and the warring of other dragon races. They are often mistaken for shooting stars, so high do they fly, with lithe grace and swift talon. It was in the thousand year war that they proved their mastery by singlehandedly annhilating the once invincible warmachine called the knights of the blade in defence of the human nation of Avalalice who they sweared a blood oath to. Their flood of lance-armed unicorn riders were broken to the last man in melee combat by the feather dragons, a feat once thought to be impossible.

Feather dragons only bend knee only to the nation of Avalalice, when their mighty eiries were saved by the scantly populated nation. Indeed, the rare avalalician holds the power of noble dragon blood to his beck and call, a power of which few wish to fight against.

Realistically:

An eagle. Those bastards have no opposition.

[Stonehand]

Didn't we had a topic like this last year?

I go ferret. Chicks dig the ferrets! =D

[Basan]

I'm amazed that no one still haven't mentioned any big cats... :o like tigers, for instance.

[Nahotnoj]

I'd want to be be a Liger. Why? They're the best of both worlds. A lion AND a tiger!! plus, you're sterile. That might seem like a bit of a problem at first, but look on the bright side: you never have to worry about raising a family! You can do whatever the hell, and even have casual sex with other ligers and not get a family!!!!

My second choice would be a motherfucking snake on a motherfucking plane...

or maybe I should just stick with "eagle".

[Aquarian]

I'm amazed that no one still haven't mentioned any big cats... :o like tigers, for instance.

I think someone mentioned panther.

[dunchy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Angora_rabbit.jpg/300px-Angora_rabbit.jpg
Angoran rabbit.
http://josboys.typepad.com/blog/images/angora_rabbit.jpg

[Yoda]

An eagle - its majestic flight is a sign of freedom.

[Leosam096]

A red fighting rooster.

[Pisces]

I'd want to be be a Liger. Why? They're the best of both worlds. A lion AND a tiger!! plus, you're sterile. That might seem like a bit of a problem at first, but look on the bright side: you never have to worry about raising a family! You can do whatever the hell, and even have casual sex with other ligers and not get a family!!!!

I'd think the health problems ligers have would make it alot less fun.

Personally I'd be a kea (mountain parrot), smarter than chimps, they annoy humans by tearing cars to shreads and breaking into anything thanks to their stunning intellect, they get to fly over top of mountains and forests, and they look like they have a lot of fun doing all this.

[Calibur]

For me, I don't know. But I can take a guess as to what Uncle Sam's animal of choice would be.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/249/unclesamun7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3471/smokey2ji1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[TinyDancer]

Dunchy, those rabbits are badass.

[GenocideAlive]

P. aeruginosa.

[IrishDutchman]

^ 'It causes urinary tract infections, respiratory system infections, dermatitis, soft tissue infections, bacteremia, bone and joint infections, gastrointestinal infections and a variety of systemic infections.'

:o

[GenocideAlive]

Quite possibily one of the most ubiquitous and hardy bacteria on the planet. It can be found in people, plants, fish, animals, and even distilled water. It's simply impossible to eradicate. Already it's got a significant amount of antibiotic resistance, and only grows moreso with every application.

[IrishDutchman]

Right, doesn't sound like something I'd like to meet in a dark alley.

[Protoss_Honor]

P. aeruginosa.
^ 'It causes urinary tract infections, respiratory system infections, dermatitis, soft tissue infections, bacteremia, bone and joint infections, gastrointestinal infections and a variety of systemic infections.'

:oWow. Scary. Very, very scary. :o And that's just the name. The symptoms include all too many infections. The picture Wikipedia has of them though is pretty cool looking. I do wish I could understand what Wikipedia says about them. It hurt my head to read it. To GA that is probably easy reading.
Quite possibily one of the most ubiquitous and hardy bacteria on the planet. It can be found in people, plants, fish, animals, and even distilled water. It's simply impossible to eradicate. Already it's got a significant amount of antibiotic resistance, and only grows moreso with every application.I don't think the world could survive innumerable amounts of invulnerable GenocideAlives. I don't even want to think about it.
Right, doesn't sound like something I'd like to meet in a dark alley.I completely agree with you there.

[Dusty]

Lions. You can just lay in the sun with 3 lionesses oh and I'm the king of all the Beasts. Bow down BITCHES!!! :P

[Magmaniac]

A Rabbit. (Bow shikka wow wow.)


Or perhaps I WUD BE A SHEARKS AND EHT PEOPL:

[Kingscrab]

I'd be a Hippo, cause' I'm SO hungry! :banana:

[Pisces]

I do wish I could understand what Wikipedia says about them. It hurt my head to read it. To GA that is probably easy reading.

It just says a bunch of their basic traits, shape, movement, cell wall, energy cycle, nothing interesting.
I'd be Bacillus stearothermophilus so I could survive where GA couldn't and I'd get to spoil food, plus I don't really want to live in someone's blood stream infecting their urinary tract.

[DarkMirror]

Dolphin: Only animal other than human that mates for pleasure.

HOLY SHIT?
Realy? Wiki seems to agree with you.
Therefor, I must say; Dolphin.
(Did you know they have been known to have sexual activities directed at humans, too?

[IrishDutchman]

I thought chimps also got their freak on from time to time...

[DarkMirror]

yeah, but were almost monkeys already. Or thier almost us...whatever.
BUT DOLPHINS! They like, swim!
Oh, and did you know that they TEACH each other how to use tools?

EDIT: Want here something wierd? I was lokking into dolphins, trying to find some facts...
They will have sex with humans who they have sufficently bonded to. I mean, realy...

[Dusty]

Thats just. Wow. Wrongness.

[DarkMirror]

NOTE: I said 'bonded'. It has to be mutal on both sides, or it jhust wouldent happen. However, it is still an alien notion. VERY wierd.

[Basan]

I think someone mentioned panther.

Must've missed it. Just exercised my favourite discretely, ya know? :P

Angoran rabbit.

If it weren't for the snouts, I'd said that they were toy, fluffy look-a-likes. Fluffyness for the win! *Wicked thought* That, or I'd simply ruin it by simply putting'em through the washing machine. :D

Right, doesn't sound like something I'd like to meet in a dark alley.

That's something I don't want to meet. Period. :P Alley or no alley.
NOTE: I said 'bonded'. It has to be mutal on both sides, or it jhust wouldent happen. However, it is still an alien notion. VERY wierd.

Not that weird (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=13693&highlight=woman+marries+dolphin) it seems... *:rolleyes: n' smirks*

[Calibur]

yeah, but were almost monkeys already. Or thier almost us...whatever.
BUT DOLPHINS! They like, swim!
Oh, and did you know that they TEACH each other how to use tools?

EDIT: Want here something wierd? I was lokking into dolphins, trying to find some facts...
They will have sex with humans who they have sufficently bonded to. I mean, realy...

What?!?

Man that's just wrong.

But seriously, how the hell did they figure that out?? Were the dolphins at Sea World getting frisky with their trainers or something.

[kongurous]

yeah, but were almost monkeys already. Or thier almost us...whatever.
BUT DOLPHINS! They like, swim!
Oh, and did you know that they TEACH each other how to use tools?

EDIT: Want here something wierd? I was lokking into dolphins, trying to find some facts...
They will have sex with humans who they have sufficently bonded to. I mean, realy...

Your fixation with dolphins is somewhat alarming.

[B.A.Baracus]

Your fixation with dolphins is somewhat alarming.

Agreed.

[Dusty]

Agreed.
secounded

[DarkMirror]

Actuly, this flood of information was triggered by the post about dolphins on the first page. I decided I wanted to know more about dolphins, and this facination will probobly pass in a few days.

[Dusty]

Actuly, this flood of information was triggered by the post about dolphins on the first page. I decided I wanted to know more about dolphins, and this facination will probobly pass in a few days.

Hopefully.

[Leosam096]

Sheep are cool.

[Atillawurm]

I shall form this day forward be known as the three toed sloth. Because I am lazy and I move slow

[EvilEggCracker]

I'd go with a raven. They're kewl. Plus I could fly which would be awesome.

Then again - I'd probobly prefer to be Human. We can do pretty much anything any other animal can do (and if we can't I'm pretty sure we could if we really tried), so yeah, Mankind ftw!

[DarkMirror]

Well, we most certainly cant do most of the things animals do. At least, not unaided.

[apostolos]

A big eagle. they're fast and see far

[CrazyTom]

Sheep are cool.

You Welsh or summit, mate?

Anyways yeah... dolphins, people! Best of both worlds. You get to mate for pleasure both with other dolphins and for humans.

This reminds me of last year when dunchy pretended to confuse me with 'Maul'. Dolphin sex came up then, too. I never did understand why.

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.slais.ubc.ca/courses/libr510/02-03-wt1/projects/S_Goard/media/marmot.jpg

Sweet...

[own3d0406]

I WOulDz BE A SPHEALZ! ThEN I CULD ROLL! LOLZ

Why is the pic below me so damn big?

[CrazyTom]

http://www.slais.ubc.ca/courses/libr510/02-03-wt1/projects/S_Goard/media/marmot.jpg

Sweet...

Bitter:

http://dnr.state.il.us/orc/wildlife/virtual_news/images/beaver/beaver_looking_camera.jpg

Ye-gads, I had no idea that picture was so large... :o

[PC1210]

0-70 MPH in 3 seconds?

Yes, please. Not to mention they're really cool looking, and cute. Starting to sound like me. :smirk:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetah


http://www.blydecanyoncountry.com/tours/images/cheetahcubs.jpg

[GenocideAlive]

*Yawn* 70MPH for 500 yards. I guess that's nice for a noob.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_Falcon
The fastest speed recorded [for a stoop] is 390 km/h (242.3mph).

[Basan]

...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_Falcon
The fastest speed recorded [for a stoop] is 390 km/h (242.3mph).

Aka the best extreme sky diver in nature. :smirk:

[Atillawurm]

http://www.classicescapes.com/images/Three-toed-Sloth.RP.jpg

Slow and lazy just like me. (looks better than me though)

[GenocideAlive]

Slow and lazy just like me. (looks better than me though)
Self-esteem issues, son?

[Atillawurm]

Self-esteem issues, son?

No I admit I'm butt ugly

[Blacker]

"SEA PIGG" or however you say in English...Do you understand?

[Atillawurm]

no i find you impossible to understand why dont you post a pic?

[kongurous]

I think he means the Sea Cow. Which is also known as a Manatee.

[B.A.Baracus]

Id be some kind of great ape, it would be interesting to know just how close "mentally" to us they really are.

[Atillawurm]

I think he means the Sea Cow. Which is also known as a Manatee.
one of these?
http://216.109.89.116/ecards/images/manatee_2356_rockne_knuth.jpg

[own3d0406]

one of these?
http://216.109.89.116/ecards/images/manatee_2356_rockne_knuth.jpg

I'd hit that.

[SolidSamurai]

Dudes, one word... it's like the key to the test of life, or something.

OVERMIND

Commanding nigh-infinite armies and enslaving mankind? Becoming master of the universe? FTW, baby. Not to mention, it'd pwn mutant pirahnas with eye-beams anyday.

Realistically, I'd stick with human. Or eagle.

As soon as I get rid of my damn fear of heights. ;)

[Atillawurm]

I'd hit that.
You ass!

[sandronald]

i like dogs be caues im the dawg
:Dhttp://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p43/Akai_Uchiha/seal-heaven-sealed.gif

[sandronald]

i also i like http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w253/xgabbyblu/Blackandwhite_Dragon.png

[NpnArbiter]

I would be a...... Platypus, evil poisonous spines are fun :P

[TinyDancer]

Uhh.. do you mean an echidna? Platypi don't have spines..though males do have poison glands in their ankles.

http://up.kupatrix.com/f/7/echidna.jpg

Echidna.


http://up.kupatrix.com/f/7/platypus.jpg

Platypus.



They're both egg-laying mammals though.

[ULTRAZEALOT]

a giant armadillo!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

http://www.estaentodo.com/upload/imagenes/ecuador/Tatu200x150.jpg

[sandronald]

i win i like demons

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4029/tek0702276e0596vt2.png

[NpnArbiter]

No look Wiki platypi Poisonous spines on arms

[B.A.Baracus]

i win i like demons

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4029/tek0702276e0596vt2.png

Thats not a demon, that looks like a character from some cheesy, Japy rpg.