1000 ridiculous ways to kill someone

[Infested_Zeratul]

I dunno if this was ever mentioned before but it definitely was in my english class :P

what you are suppose to do is come up with any type of assasination with the most strangest weapon you can think of.

I'll start (duh):

Mad granny carrying a spikey fruit:
http://i6.tinypic.com/21oui55.jpg
watch your head sonny.

[bloodbane]

misread question cant find delete

[PrestonBurke]

Locked inside of a Supermarket and starve to death.

[Infested_Zeratul]

Struck by a NASA spacecraft when it was landing.

[U-238]

Stick guy throwing bubblegum bombs.

Lawn Tractor shooting green beans.

School Bus shooting kids at you.

And that only the start of things. :o

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Being eaten by ladybugs.
Run over by an electric wheelchair.
being made listen to elven poetry.
being slowly killed by samus aran

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Attacked by a man-eating cactus with 3 needles as it's hair, and a fixed position of arms and legs, it's called a tactaur-go-wild.
-Forced to read the posting history on Kongurous.

[laineter]

throw him rocks or knives until he dies, put him into a cage or aquarium with hungy allligator or shark.

[Aquarian]

Force mentos and coke into his mouth.


http://i6.tinypic.com/21oui55.jpg

Durians! I love durians! (Not the spikey shell FYI. The flesh in it.):shiftyl:

[Infested_Zeratul]

Force mentos and coke into his mouth.
LMAO, my crazy science teacher tried that last year, the class had to fight over the remaining coke since everyone thought it was a waste. (he used a full 2L bottle of pepsi)

I'll take another experiment from my last year science class then :P, tell the person to:
1. Place chunks of potassium into mouth
2. Fill mouth with water
3. Close and shake well.

[own3d0406]

dunno if this was ever mentioned before but it definitely was in my english class


LMAO, my crazy science teacher tried that last year, the class had to fight over the remaining coke since everyone thought it was a waste. (he used a full 2L bottle of pepsi)

Holy shit! What school do you go to?

Anyway, you could make the guy listen to an hour of My Chemical Romance.
Wait, that seems to be a bit too harsh, make it thirty minutes.

[BlackHawk]

Tripping.

Hitting them with a 20lb sack of potatoes.

Is there a limit to how many we can post at a time?

[Frattimonde]

Being killed by forced Vista usage, locked in a basement with only SPAM boxes for food and the tempting image of a new mac hanging on the wall.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

i know another one.
Having cables connecting to a car battery shoved up his ass and every time he breathes it shocks him.
Or getting pwned thousands of times in any FPS to the extent of him killing himself.

[BlackHawk]

Reading hundreds of thousands of saved logs of AIM conversations.

[Nostradamus]

Death by falling penny (it could happen at it's terminal velocity!)

[Zenox]

Method 1: You tie him up with a rope leave him covered in honey and sugar in the amazon with a colony of hungry cannibal ants around.

Method 2: Put him in a room full of fart gas until he chokes from methane gas.

Method 3 :Make him watch 24/7 nasty porn flicks.. with his hands tied.

Method 4 :Sick a rabid Donkey at him.

Method 5:Make him register in 4Chan for a month.
Ref:The Zenox book of torture and murder page 2.

[Infested_Zeratul]

1. Slaming a door into someone's face
2. Become a rollercoaster designer in Disney, (my experience? Rollercoaster tycoon 3) *evil laughter*
3. Set yourself on fire and throw yourself into a chain of townhouses.
4. Take out your index finger (3 weeks long nails) when on an airplane, walk around the plane and poke out the eyes of the pilots and shove it up their ass. (Hah, stupid american customs, that's what you get for confiscating my ceremonial sword calling it a dangerous weapon >_> why don't you remove my hands too :D)

[Magmaniac]

Being forced to smash your genitalia against a cactus repeatedly until you slowly but surely bleed to death.

I have a video of this, contact me for link (not safe to post here.)

[bobboy]

Being killed by forced Vista usage, locked in a basement with only SPAM boxes for food and the tempting image of a new mac hanging on the wall.
Whats wrong with Vista? I love it. Whats wrong with SPAM? I love it. Whats great about Mac? I hate em. I see we have very different point of views.

Ok... Going into a shower that is REALLY hot and then going into one real cold and etc. back and forth.

This one is a bit sick. excessive masterbation until balls implode. the victim will then do whatever is needed to get rid of pain.

Lsd trip. Give em LSD. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/345197

[Infested_Zeratul]

-have a rifle up to a person's head telling to them to keeping nodding until their brain physically falls apart.
-shove a watermelon up the person's ass
-at a national religious meeting, get a sniper rifle and a cellphone, threaten the Pope to force everyone to drink sea water but call it "holy water", and say that you have to fast for 18 hours without drinking, eating or consuming anything.

[xodkrm]

Bullet through the head
Maybe a few more extra shots to make sure.

[Magmaniac]

tied down and raped by a thousand squirrels until you starve to death

[U-238]

Invisible snowman with a sniper rifle.

Cube men throwing shockwave missles.

Starwars podracers shooting candels

clock radios shooting bottlecaps!

Snowmobiles shooting fire!!!

Pinecones shooting penguins!!!!

The list goes on and on and on!

[Infested_Zeratul]

>_>...

Forced to read and finished the "on and on" list of U-238.

[PrestonBurke]

Forcing a person to read this thread.

[xodkrm]

Forcing a person to read this thread.
How witty.
Don't ask.

[Frattimonde]

Loading up Steam on 64 kpps -_-

[Bobbydeath]

Sexually Transmitted Disease from man to man. Yech!

[Razorstorm]

Clubbed to death by a tube full of plasters

[Zenox]

Method 6: Anal Electrocution.
Method 7: Put a blind fold on his eyes give him a stick and make him play with a piniata filled with Nitroglycerin.
Method 8: Use sulfuric acid in his lence fluid bottle.
Method 9:Make him play SC on B.net for 27 hours strate.

[Subjukator]

TURBO-LAX ggnore

[U-238]

Forced to read and finished the "on and on" list of U-238.

Notice in the title....

"1000 ridiculous ways to kill someone"

Thus monkeys weilding banna numchucks is perfectly legal. :P

[Nostradamus]

Stumbling into a ravine after being blinded by a snowflake

[Infested_Zeratul]

it has to been a murder or something pruposely done, stumbling is caused by the person him/herself.

Hiring specially trained ninja squirrels and chipmunks with programmed to kill on sight and deploying them into the white house of america.

[Zenox]

Method 9: Put a pudding bomb in his cellphone that enters his inner ear and infects it death will come slow.
Method 10:put snakes in his bath tub death will come quick.
Method 11:Stuff his room with tesla coils death will come fast!

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Replacing his balls with tesla coils, get too much friction on it and he'll be electrified.
-Forced to walk the plank on a Battlecruiser.
-Stare into the person's eyes like knives for 48 hours.
-Psycological warfare

[U-238]

Did I mention a fish with a sticky tounge?

[Infested_Zeratul]

how does that kill a person, digress =D

[InfinityComplex]

I do not know if it's on here or not.
As I remember on an IRC conversation.

BA breaking into a home to murder someone with a broken microwave so it can roast them alive.

I miss calling BA psychotic now...

[Subjukator]

TURBO-LAX ggnore

qfmft

[ShadowGonissa]

Choking someone with a rubber chicken. Or you could get an elephant to crap on someone until they suffocate. Someone won a Darwin award for that, actually (it was a laxative accident).

[Angelofdarkness]

singing stinckly

[U-238]

how does that kill a person, digress =D

No! It rips your face off. :D

Then your arms, legs, etc...


A toxic mouse fart.

A bullet that was shot in china and ricochets all the way to you.

dunchys lazer cock. :o (equiped with the "glowballs" low ammo alertion system:P)

[Zenox]

Method 13: Shove a radioactive floppy disk in his arse.

Method 14: Choke him with a hairball.

Method 15: Chinese acupuncture .. with swords and knives.

Method 16: Put scorpions in his hat.

Method 17: Weld all his doors shut then rig his air conditioner to give temperatures below 55 Degrees C.

Method 18: Send him to a feminist group wearing a T-Shirt that says Women are for SExxxx.

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Shove 50 dollars worth of coins up the person's ass
-Set hair on fire
-cut a small hole in the back of his pants place a flaming piece of wood hanging next to it, wait until he farts.

[bobboy]

I got the best one. FEED HIM A HOT POCKET!

[DarkMirror]

Better yet.
Feed him a hotpocket stuffed with catnip, and place him in a room with 2o feline delinquents.

[own3d0406]

Nail a 2x4 on his ABC (Ass-ball connection)

[Pirahordica_King]

Tell me where he lives.
Then I will rig up an insanly complicated machine consisting of pullys, ropes, baloons and normal household items to serve him breakfast.
But instead of an egg, it uses a gun to shoot his knee!(Family guy!)

[DarkMirror]

Nice one.

Do the same as above, but make the gun fire blanks. then put a carpet made of nails behind him, so that when he jumps back he lands on it.

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Fill the person with gunpowder and then set on fire.
-Stick a needle in each of his 20 nails and wait until he screams to death.
-Offer him a load of bread that's 90% bakingsoda/yeast that hasn't expanded half way yet and 9% salt, then offer him a glass of water.
-Hang him by the genitals on the bars of a guillotine with Nine Inch Nails (I mean nails that are 9 inches long) at the bottom, the let go of the lever and let the gillontine drop.
-Propose to her and say you want to marry her, meet at the entrance of mount doom where the wedding will be held. Give her the ring and push her off the edge and see her burn in the pits of hell *evil laughter*

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Being burned to death by a grossly over sized magnifiying glass. Or made listen to emo poetry until his head pops or imploads or something. make him/her wear a t-shirt that says Microsoft suck and puss them into a room filled with bill gates nerdling executives.

[SHISHKABOB]

Make them listen to Vogon poetry.

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Make them listen to my poetry

[Nostradamus]

Make them choke on their inhaler

[bobboy]

LSD TRIP!!!! YAY! They will kill themselves if you didn't get it.

[Tbone]

being eaten by millions of turds lol
being chainsawed by marcus fenix
being touched in the Pe3# by a clown

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Having sharp pencils shoved up his ass.

[IrishDutchman]

Make him see my Dutch teacher nekked. :o

[Jimmy_the_saint]

seeing my college shop owner naked. (think fat ugly and likes small children.)

[Infested_Zeratul]

(think fat ugly and likes small children.)
Michael Jackson running out of money for liposuctions for his body fat which was the result for his many plastic surgeries...

-forced to read each post in the games room and present it to public the next day.

[bobboy]

Oh jeeze that is so scary. Take him to the corrupt a wish! forums lol.

Force him to eat his own head.

[Calibur]

Explosive diarrhea-potion

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Having a car battery hooked up to his nipples.

[Zenox]

Method 14: Throw him out of the window from a 90 story building and into a burning, shark and eel infested water, Oh i forgot Nile crocodiles too, with sharp pointy broken mirror and glass pieces, with a bomb in the water that is set to detonate when his life readings almost reach death point P.S :The bomb is set to shock before kill .. just to make sure he feels that too.

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Used as the test subject for "Cure Cancer Foundation"
-Tape person under the buttom of a lowrider sports car and then go speeding on the largest highway
-Feed to the leeches that have undergone radioactive mutations
-Inexperienced acupuncturist/er w/v it's called using poison needles the size of chopsticks and jabbing it crookedly into key points of the human's anatomy, in other words, spinal cord... crouch... eye balls... ass.... funny bone.... main artery.... etc.

[bobboy]

Eat them.

[CrazyTom]

Anything involving girraffes, butter, ferrets, google and copious amounts of fridge magnets. And I mean all of the above.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

make him dance outside with a metalic pole in a thunderstrm

[Zenox]

Method 15: Use him as target practice for the military.

Method 16: Use a Stick of Dynamite in his Anal cavity.

Method 17: Feed him an inflatable tent, once inside pull the Cord to inflate.

[Infested_Zeratul]

-Make a sushi covered by shark skin that was used to scrap toilets, stuffed with tiny plastic bubbles of hydrogen gas stuffed with chunks of mercury and lithium.
-Throw a watermelon at him
-Drill a deep whole in the volcano next to washington and throw him in with rings of 20 kilo ice patches around him

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Put Earphones in his ears that are so loud that they impload his brain and head.

[bobboy]

Remove his spleen via fork and knife. PLASTIC fork and knife.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Place pellets of ACTIVE uranium up his @$$. Or alternativley inject molten iron into his blood then pussh him into an active MRI.

[DBCooper]

Make them listen to drunk karaoke for life. They'll just kill themselves.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

make him sit through my histroy lecture

[PC1210]

Make them read this thread once it's up to 1000.

[Fred1000000]

Throw a dart at them, do a rain dance, sing a death metal song at them, then banish them to their own personal hell.

[iHawk]

Tie their limbs together with the worlds longest and strongest spaghetti noodles, roll them around in Red flavoured jellow and make them watch "Plan 9 from Outer Space" a few dozen times. When you finally release them if their brains haven't dribbled out of their ears due to your insane style of execution simply rinse and repeat until they suffer major anurysms from a random overdose of unsafe stupidity. Best served with a side dish of bacon, because everything is better with bacon.

[Fred1000000]

Kick them. In the balls. Really hard. So hard, the balls will jaunt up into their esophagus, leaving them in pain and choking to death on their own testicles. Ouch.

[Nostradamus]

Make them sit through an entire Chris de Burg concert and cheer after every song

[DBCooper]

An eternity of listening to Raffi's Banana Phone, and trying to find all the made-up words in the dictionary with the definitions out of any recognisable pattern!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L65Ek5aKWQ

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Force them to play hours of neopets on end

[Bobbydeath]

See an extremely ugly fat bitch and force the guy in to her pussy. Then, pour some old man's urine inside the hole and make the guy drink it. Mah Gawd.

[Nostradamus]

See an extremely ugly fat bitch and force the guy in to her pussy. Then, pour some old man's urine inside the hole and make the guy drink it. Mah Gawd.
Lovely...........

Poke them in the side until they step away from you. Keep going at it until they start running. Chase them into a dark alley and throw a kitten into their face. While they're distracted, move in with the blood thirsty badger.

[IrishDutchman]

Tickle 'em. What else?



On a side note, people have literally been tickled 'to death'.

[noobymodder]

Train a fish to jump out of its boll and into the nearest mouth then give it someone or sneak it into some ones bed side. The fish would then jump out and the person would choke to death on a live fish. BRILLIANT!

[Nahotnoj]

Have them go to some heavy metal concert, and have them lie on the ground right in front of the bass drum. Stick a couple of the speakers on either side of their head and bam.

[Bobbydeath]

Put some sauce that attracts bees on a guy and make them chase him until he runs and falls to a pit. After that, walls with spikes close on him while someone is throwing shit at him from above. Let him survive just in time to be set on fire and hit with some of GA's balls.

[bobboy]

Force the guy into having orgies. At first, he'll like it. But soon enough, he will realize the terrible, terrible deed you are about to do. Make his balls implode. <Insert horrific music here>

[Jimmy_the_saint]

make him drink O.J because IT WILL KILL YOU

[Frattimonde]

Shoving up a drunk crane dressed in a black suit and being very horny?

[Zergratul]

Hipnotise him and oder him to siucide

[AfterLifeLochie]

-filling your car with gas while lighting a cigarette in your mouth......BOOM!
-having 'a killer headache'

[VigilanteV]

Shitting yourself to death

[TheDriver]

Rabid lawn gnomes.

[Leosam096]

Using the computer until you die of starvation.

[TheDriver]

Poke with a broken water bottle.

[VigilanteV]

Using the computer until you die of starvation.

thats been done many times by people in south korea:)

shot in the dick.

[SeriousGamer104]

Get dick pinched off in a vice... Oucheee

[Mattimeeleo]

waiting for Starcraft II to come out.

(I bet it's going to take like 2+ years before the beta)

[DoctorZettabyte]

OOOOHHHH! Killer! That is suicide indeed. Trust me.

Um...here's one...Get your hair caught in a CD Burner! Or...life in prison!

-DocTera

[SeriousGamer104]

Mattimeelo Shut up!^^ it's already out stupid, so you can't die from that.


tie you up and dump african soldier ant's on your body

[DoctorZettabyte]

Um...what? They announced it on saturday morning, unless you're talking about the soon-to-be-obsolete-unless-SCII-sucks Starcraft 1.

-DocTera

[Mattimeeleo]

Mattimeelo Shut up!^^ it's already out stupid, so you can't die from that.


tie you up and dump african soldier ant's on your body


No... I mean the Official Game...

[TheDriver]

Staring at Edgewize' in a itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini *eyes melt out*

[Mattimeeleo]

No... wait.

Tell him that Starcraft 2 is POSTPONED INDEFINATELY!!!! OMGZ

[TheDriver]

Zeratul

[Tharisfal]

Playing old games in 60 hertz

Teh pain. @_@

[TheDriver]

Paladin who keeps killing and ressurecting you >_<*

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Having depleted uranium force fed to you while being put in a reactor core.......or made to sit on a microwave untill you get cancer

[TheDriver]

@_@ staring at a death smilie.

[Tharisfal]

Posting in this game more then 5 times. Hey, some of you are already undead.

[Zeltaris]

Spit in their face... FOREVER!

[bobboy]

Having a faucet of water drop on them until they erode over the years.

[Ghelgath]

A sulfiric acid enema :concern:

[Zeltaris]

Having a faucet of water drop on them until they erode over the years.
That's not stupid, that's a very real form of torture :\.

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Dip them in chocolate... FOREVER!

[TheDriver]

Take them out of said choclate and make them into... smores!!!

[Mattimeeleo]

Shank them

[Ragnarox]

Overstimulate their nerves until their brain short circuits. Pain-sticks anyone?

[bobboy]

That's not stupid, that's a very real form of torture :\.

Not the eroding part >_>.

Cut their limbs off and put the face up on the Dead Sea, so they float. Just leave them there O_o.

[Zeltaris]

Cut their limbs off and put them face DOWN on the Dead Sea. Face up they can still breathe. Although it is a rather sick way... :\

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Bite them... FOREVER!

[Zerg_eater]

dip a tootsie pop in rat poison, go up to someone and say hey Mr/Ms person, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Zeltaris]

They'll just bite it you fool... oh but they die anyway. Damnit you're good...

Lock them in a sealed box with a vial full of radioactive gas. >_>

[Zerg_eater]

lawl awesome

Kill him with a probe

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Dump him in tar and light him up. old skool roman lighting.

[bobboy]

Go up to someone and say HEY LOOK A NICKEL, hopefully theyll look down and try to find it, and you stick a pressure land mine on their bottemz, so when they sit down they go boom.

[WarInSerbia]

I saw a clip today and its prety possible KILL.
A granda (very old) talks with a mobile phone and then a guy with a scooter comes pass her and takes her mobile.Then the grandma gets a detonator from her pocket and preses the buton.Then the thief gots blown away along with his scooter.

[Zeltaris]

I saw a clip today and its prety possible KILL.
A granda (very old) talks with a mobile phone and then a guy with a scooter comes pass her and takes her mobile.Then the grandma gets a detonator from her pocket and preses the buton.Then the thief gots blown away along with his scooter.
Which is why Serbia is better known as the Former Yugoslav Republic of Lovetopia...

Hit them with a flyswatter... FOREVER!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Tie em to a wall then smash their balls with a blunt metal pole every five minutes.

[VigilanteV]

pushing them into a wood chipper and stop when there legs are gone and dump a broken glass and salt on their face. Then let the bird eat them
oh..wait...that was sadistic not ridiculous...

beaten to death by a foam bat...there

[Zerg_eater]

shove crap up their mouth

[Magmaniac]

Hire them as the spokesperson to tell the world that SC2 is canceled.

[Zeltaris]

Feed them to me.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Feed them to Zelt

[Epyon94]

killed by a Kobold/Murlock/D&D Goblin.
Nice and Simple

[WarInSerbia]

Why me?!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

mkae them dance until thier legs expload.

[VigilanteV]

eaten by rabid turkeys!!

asking why until there head implodes.

[WarInSerbia]

Give em the solanum and let the fun start.
http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=27518&page=2

[Zerg_eater]

Lock him in a cage with my past!

AKA the spam monster O.O

[Zeltaris]

past, present and future until roughly 2012.

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Shrink their head.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

make em have some real blue balls. not just pixels.

[Kazansky]

TRUE Old Russian punishment:

Death by sex with 100 gunners.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

have an anal probe stuck in thier mouth. Still wet from the last patient.

[Kazansky]

(That won't kill them. That'll be really gross, but it won't kill them. Trust me, I've seen this stuff.)

Drop the Aurora cruiser on them.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

have your"holy shit thats a big army behind you" shoot at them

[WarInSerbia]

Overkill with darts!

[CrazyTom]

Anyone mentioned tiny winged ferrets yet?

[ecyor0]

Don't think so.

Anyway, here are some real life ones!

1. Death by Mobile Phone (Electric interference from a mobile phone once caused an electric wheelchair with its occupant to drive off a cliff)
2. Death by Trombone (The trombone player in the orchestra got a little too enthusiastic, and smashed the end into the temple of the guy in front of him - killed instantly)
3. Stabbed to death with a baseball (Man sitting at a baseball game. Two friends on either side. Friend on the left passes his knife over to the friend on the right, with the blade pointing towards the man in the middle. At that moment, the batter hits a home run, and the baseball hits the base of the knife and drives it into the man's heart, killing him)
4. The undertaker of DOOOOOM (an undertaker in 19th century America who, for the last 25 years of his life, visited his next client 24 hrs before they died)

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Give them open heart srgery with no anesthetic and using rusty blunt spoons.
Then feed them to the lions.

[WarInSerbia]

Accident,piano fals on the head

[Death505]

ummm playing in this game? j/k

[Jimmy_the_saint]

being killed by the big ass tank in the post above mine.

[SeriousGamer104]

Getting shot with a high powered assult rifle at point blank, that will do it.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Getting all naruto on his ass. Or writing his name down in a death note.

[Serban]

Just as Duke Nukem says: "Eat shit and die!"
-or-
While rollerskating on a side of the street, trying to avoid an old lady and ending up in the path of a car...

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Playing WoW for 72 hours straight and not eating at all.

[Zerg_eater]

Shoving something up his butt so he cant take a crap

[Serban]

Listening to Christina Aguillera for 6 hours in a row...

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Pouring hypergloic fluids down thier throat.

[apostolos]

Giving someone 10L juice while lying and his brain explodes.

Make him create juice from his shit and forcing him to drink it.

[Atillawurm]

Overdosing on permanent marker.

[Borgorb]

using a compuer by smashing it over the persond head and then turning it on

[Zerg_eater]

put him/her in a room with my little 7 year old cousin

If you have problems with Zerg leave it to me!actually im gonna eat them

[InfinityComplex]

Putting a person in a sound proof room, in which they are forced to listen to music with the volume so high that's enough to shatter flesh, and heavily reinforced cars made of concrete and titanium.

[Zerg_eater]

putting him in a room and lock every single thing that you think is fun away from him

[apostolos]

Tie him to a trebuchet and throw him to a lake full of lava.

[InfinityComplex]

Being tied to a trebuchet would not work, since it would only make the guy puke when they launch something from the trebuchet, since he is connected to the arm that launches the stone(or whatever). Unless he dies from the puking. It's probably best to kill the guy by shooting him out of a cannon into a trampoline, then into a large bush of roses and free falling into obilvion when he realizes that he doesn't have a parachute on.

[MatGeo]

Make him read this thread.

[DarkMirror]

No, he meant put him as the rock.

[apostolos]

No, he meant put him as the rock.exactly.

feed them to the tigers.

[Borgorb]

make him read and re-read the entire bible without breaks over and over again...

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Make him eat spiders. Live spiders. Whole

[Magician777]

sitting on them so they cant get up and eat or drink
prevent them from getting a bandage when they are bleeding and hold them til' they bleed to death
play board games until they're dead

[Magician777]

farting in their face until they pass out and die

[DarkMirror]

Theres something called an edit button. Please use it instead of double posting.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Making them double post when DM is prowling about. or make them Zerg_eater so that apostolos will kill them. or make them zerg so Zerg_eater willleat them. or get them to piss off that little girl ghost in F.E.A.R

[Serban]

Listen 24/7 to THIS (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E).

[apostolos]

Listen 24/7 to THIS (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E).Whoa!I managed to survive!

Make them see all the angry german kid videos,so they'll die from the laughs.

[MatGeo]

Listen 24/7 to THIS (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zL6xgki326E).

Correction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ)


You've just been Rick Rolled btw :P

[Serban]

Correction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sK3AqFYAWQ)

Stop that "You have just been RR'd" crap... The song pwns... :)

[Borgorb]

throw em in a pool of ice and then burn them once theyre completely numb

[Zerg_eater]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rT90keJ51bY (O rly? how about this?)


























































youve been mj'd

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Use my l337 ninja skillz and pwn thier ass in thier sleep.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Play the Warcraft 1 next to someone playing WCIII.
Hear that SC2 will be cancelled (I almost die when SC:Ghost was cancelled)
Smell my bro's farts

You said ridiculous, then have the most ridiculous I have for now...

[apostolos]

Make them play SC against a n00b and they lose.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Make them write emo poetry until they follow through with it or their hand imploads.

[TheOutcast]

This game sounds funny,
The strangest assasination I can think of is a
guy getting slapped across the face with a dildo
five times until an imprint of a penis came
across the guys face. Then later on when the
person who'd slapped the guy in the face wit da
dildo hired a hitman and told the hitman: "Hey,
shoot the guy with the dick-mark on his face!"

[TheDriver]

Hit a golf ball into orbit causing a sttelite to crash causing a cell phone network to malfunction, causing some one to lose there 911 call and go into a seizure while driving causing a powerline to fall down, blacking out the citys power , causing riots, and then has try to escape the chaos you slip on a pebble fall on your head and get nibbled to death by ants. :P

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Getting Samus Pissed off and making her stand in a puddle of pure phazon. It will shorten his lifespan and make him grow like an arm or something out of his head.

[WarInSerbia]

Make cthulu into a bloodlusty giant squid!

[apostolos]

Make them drink cow crap juice by saying that it was a coca-cola,then give them some urine saying that it was lemonade.

[TheOutcast]

Howabout taking an Ethiopian and getting Indians to shoot at him when the Ethiopian has an archery target on his ass.

[WarInSerbia]

Give them to the chinese,they eat EVERYTHING!

[apostolos]

lock them to a room full of slugs and mice.

[Galiant]

Let it get raped by mutated homicidal gay men from hell on crack

[Gunmonk]

or we just get mad at him and beat him sneseless or... he should vote for ktan

[TheOutcast]

Howabout and black guy comes into a bar dressed as Santa with
a c4 charge and threatens to blow everyone up. Then the cops come,
try to shoot the black santa, and accidentally hit the c4. The whole
area blows up and leaves a giant crater in the street. Firefighters set
up barricades to the hole and leave without doing anything. Later on,
little gangsters think it'd be funny to take the barricades down, and let cars drive into the crater! Then a motorcyclist speeds up and falls into the
hole.....................the end. If this actually happened, I'd shit myself!

[apostolos]

quote them all the time so they die.

[WarInSerbia]

Feed them to my pet,say hello to Pinky (ever played DOOM 3(or saw the movie?)?).

[apostolos]

Turn them into Zerg and then feed them to Zerg_Eater(Who eventually will see my stomach)

[WarInSerbia]

(-_-)
Rub them on this:
http://www.warboards.org/member.php?u=42805

[apostolos]

tie their fingers to the piano and beat them to death.

[TheOutcast]

I got another crazy death!
A guy runs into a tennis court naked and people throw tennis balls at him!
There are so many balls getting thrown at him that he has to slit his wrists
and die just to get away from everybody!
He dies.

[apostolos]

www.he.justgotowned.com
that should do it.
thx to Zerg_eater for showing me the site.;)

[TheOutcast]

www.he.justgotowned.com (http://www.he.justgotowned.com)
that should do it.
thx to Zerg_eater for showing me the site.;)
Lmfao! That was hilarious!

[apostolos]

Make them read Greek poetry 100 times in very slow speed.

[Gunmonk]

throw them in the IR with zergeater and GA

[Zerg_eater]

quote them all the time so they die.What he said


Turn them into Zerg and then feed them to Zerg_Eater(Who eventually will see my stomach)
what he said



Make them read Greek poetry 100 times in very slow speed.
what he said

[TheOutcast]

Make a fat kid eat pizza until he gets fat, then throw him in the ocean. Then an Indian will come along thinking the fat kid is Moby Dick and stab him!

[VigilanteV]

surviving cancer, then walking out of the hospital and getting hit by a car. last thoughs would be "are you fucking kidding me?!?!"

[Zerg_eater]

Surviving cancer then getting owned by Swichtzer

[apostolos]

Surviving the hordes of Zerglings and get owned by a Ultralisk that has tripled and landed on him.

[InfinityComplex]

White Demon style! *Poke* "Arghhhh!" Instantly explode into a million pieces.

[Gunmonk]

Starting a bloody coup of oppressed chickens pecking out every orfice.

Orfice pecking chickens FTW

[Dark_hunter4]

Dip their arms and legs in gasoline, and burn them off, then put them in a room filled with mimes.

[Anoiktos]

-glue a piece of buttered toast to all sides of someone, then as they spin around in midair (because neither piece can manage to make the other fall butter-side down) wait for them to die from dizziness.

-drinking enough water to kill yourself: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/

-dying while invading a country hundreds of miles from your own simply because you disagree on which man was your god's latest prophet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades

[Dark_hunter4]

Breaking branches on them until they die.

[TheOutcast]

Howabout Micheal Jackson comes dressed as a janitor to a school, hides in the janitors
closet, and snatches a kid. Then the principal comes into the janitors closet,
finds MJ analing the kid. But then MJ breaks the principals neck and says:
wee-hoo!

[apostolos]

Hit them with a sink on their head.

[Gunmonk]

fart in their face

[DarkMirror]

Fart in their face... FOREVER!

[TheOutcast]

Fart in their face? Instead.... Make them eat shit!

[Dark_hunter4]

Hit them with a pillow... FOREVER!!!

[Zerg_eater]

Poke THem, FOREVER!

[apostolos]

Turn them into SC critters and poke them 14 times so they explode in a Nuclear explosion.

[Dark_hunter4]

Poke them with a feather.. FOREVER, of course.

[TheOutcast]

Poke THem, FOREVER!
Howabout poke them until they get so annoyed they have to slit their wrists
and die!!!!!

[apostolos]

Put their ass in the blender till they die.

[ULTRAZEALOT]

cum inside em so many times till they explode.

[apostolos]

Release the lions on 'em

[Zerg_eater]

When he says, I got your nose, Grab his face and pull it as hard as you can til it rips off and say I got your face

[TheDriver]

Hire clay aiken . Put a person inside a locked room with him. Give the person enough pills to O/D .Need I say more?

[apostolos]

make them shut the f0ck up for 2 days.

[Dark_hunter4]

Pour hot wax on them, let it dry, and melt the wax with a lighter.
Repeat.

[Zerg_eater]

Sing the loituma song to them for ehmmmmm, 7days

[apostolos]

Show them to many coins that they get blind and throw them from a cliff.

[Zerg_eater]

lmao funny apostolos

[apostolos]

Say them idiots,stupid etc. in Greek untill they die from their madness.

[WarInSerbia]

Make them feel a horses c***,and stick it in their *** and f*** them until they die.

[apostolos]

Flame them 'til they die

[WarInSerbia]

Flame them 'til they die
How is this supoce to be ridicilous/

[apostolos]

How is this supoce to be ridicilous/Flame them in forums.

Smack them on their testicles with a baseball bat 100 times

[Sento]

stick them in a dark room with Apostolos and a knife

[Borgorb]

put them in an inflatable rubber collumn on a slope with the rubber floor covered in soap and a bungee cord attached to their waists and spikes at the bottom of the colomn

[apostolos]

Make a quote pyramid,lock them inside it,and destroy it.They should go to the world of letters for ever!

[Dark_hunter4]

Stick them in a room full of viscious killer ants.

[Gunmonk]

how about I lock them in a room with you