1000 ridiculous ways to kill someone

[Zerg_eater]

Very Long Orgasm

[apostolos]

Force them to do "it" with Kerrigan(infested).

[Polkaman]

Zerg_eater congrats you are the halfway mark.

Orgy on oprah

[apostolos]

Zerg_eater congrats you are the halfway mark.
Uhh???

Lock them in a 2x2 room along with Zeratul_stukov(no offense) for a full day.

[NoobOfLore]

Uhh???

Lock them in a 2x2 room along with Zeratul_stukov(no offense) for a full day.(yes offense)

Remove their head with a crowbar.

[apostolos]

Lock them in a 1x1 room along with me while I'm farting(believe me,it's sloooow death)

[ZeratulStukov]

Lock them in a room with me without any computers. Without a computer I get mad (and bored) very easily :D

[DoctorZettabyte]

Lock them in a room with a computer with just windows media player, and no music to play.

-DocTera

[NoobOfLore]

Lock them in a room with Chuck Norris. Chuck will leave and there will be no traces left in the room.

[Tuxinator]

Feed them insane amounts of cheese, when they try and shit, they rip their asses. Pour salt in cuts.

[West]

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Give 'em the ole Iron Boot.

[DarkMirror]

Curbstomp them.

[Fenguin]

Stick my schlong in their trachea.

[sumo88]

Put their hat in the middle of a roller coaster ride.

[Nostradamus]

Make them eat their own head

[LDawgg]

castrate them then rip out their eyes, piss in their sockets, then cut them in half (horozonatly) with a hubcap, seal their gussing arteries with molten lead, then srink down to microscopic size travel up their spinal fluid until you reach their brain meat, once their unshrink to normal size causing thier entire head to explode in a pink mist.

[FrankZ]

Lock them in a room packed with barb wires and landmine atomic bombs that can explode with the applied pressure of .50microG

...while playing a sexy Bill Gates dance video on loop with the speakers volume set to max.

~Fz

[apostolos]

Make them have sex with Jar Jar Binks(a.k.a. Darth Binkious)

[NoobOfLore]

Make them have sex with Jar Jar Binks(a.k.a. Darth Binksious)
Jabba the hut would be worse...*Shudder*

Remove their arms with their legs an switch them around, let them die as they try to do a handstand and fall on their heads multiple times.

[DNCMF036]

Slap their heads with a slipper until the slipper wears off or until their heads start to break.
Strangle them by blowing into their mouth infinitely.

[aleph20]

Use the Arcturus Mengks' method to kill people: plant Psi-Emitters in a world, and let the Zerg to kill everyone :rolleyes:

[ZeratulStukov]

Make them live with Zerg_Eater in the same room for 2 days.

[West]

Make them swallow 12 Seasonique™ pills every hour.

[ZeratulStukov]

Facehugger....

Funny: no
Effective: yes

[Zerg_eater]

Make them live with Zerg_Eater in the same room for 2 days.Wtf is your problem?


Tell them that theres a secret Door in your house and hide three Paranoid elephants in there. put a camera in first. when he/she comes in. Watch the blood splatter.

[Sento]

shank them with a rabid raccoon

[ZeratulStukov]

Make them listen to Zerg_Eater whining after he realises that everyone and everything hates him.

[Sento]

force them to listen to ZS and zerg_eater bicker at eachother like a married couple

[ZeratulStukov]

Make them watch Family Guy. There are 99% chances that you will die Laughing Out Loud.

[Observer]

Rig the Starcraft games they play, so that they always win. After one week, rig their games so they always lose, from that point on.

[Sento]

lock them in a room full of cuddly killer bears that slowly, ever so slowly smother you, and there was no way out

[Zerg_eater]

TEll em ur gonna have sex with them. then stick a grenade up their ass

[Redhead267]

Use dynamite as candles on a birthday cake.

[PaiN]

TEll em ur gonna have sex with them. then stick a grenade up their pussy

[apostolos]

Make them WWE addicts.Then tell them that it is all fake.(sure way to commit suicide)

[ZeratulStukov]

Make them watch the most recent Naruto Shippuden episodes... The awesomeness will just overwhelm them.

[Flametrooper]

Make them watch the most recent Naruto Shippuden episodes. They will kill themselves a few minutes in.

[ZeratulStukov]

I know... The greatness is truly overwhelming....

Make them eat feces every 10 minutes.

[Subjukator]

smothering to death... by ants!

[QuothTheRaven]

Getting killed by a parked car.

[Zerg_eater]

Getting killed by a parked bike.

[QuothTheRaven]

Raping random primates then coming with with a plausible story for your doctor about how your got aids found only with 3 different species of ape.

[Muse]

Tie them down surrounded by 20 Marshall stacks that are turned up past 11, blasting NSYNC and other assorted 90s boy bands for weeks.

[ZeratulStukov]

Force them build to The Wall....

Oh the madness.... Oh the mental torment.... :cry:

[Dem0nS1ayer]

Make them listen to "girlfriend" by Avril Lavine.... 100 times in a row..

[Muse]

Make them listen to "girlfriend" by Avril Lavine.... 100 times in a row..

Or that fucking "I Kissed a Girl" dumbfuckery 10,000 times in a row.

[Galiant]

Shove a spiky fruit up their ass

[Imawiener]

get 38172398217398 nine year old girls to kick them in the nuts

[Polkaman]

Watch me rape ur mom. agian. agian. agian. agian. agian. pause. agian.

[Muse]

Fall down the rabbit hole and break your neck.

[Tuxinator]

Rip off head. Shit down neck.

[Sento]

make them sleep with Calico Colored Guinea Pig

[Polkaman]

Eat a Frozen Dinner thats not frozen. muaha.

[Observer]

Give them a whole lot of candy

[Muse]

Coat all of their skin with paint.

[Tanis]

Watching threads like this pop up, because right now I am contemplating suicide.

[QuothTheRaven]

Having an aroused common woodland beaver chew through your neck, slowly.

[Muse]

Poisoned cheese.



It's not ridiculous, it's just wrong. :(

[Observer]

Plant a bomb that goes off when you hit the green button for Overdrive in Rock Band
(Friend told me to type this)

[pytum]

make them eat their own poop then later make them throw up and later fill their mouths with the vomit thrown up and later make them drink hot and stinky expired milk directly from the container and then put an ak47 inside their asses then shoot them up!!

[Muse]

That's disgusting.

Make them watch Battlefield Earth 5000 times in a row, chained to a chair.

[Galiant]

Make them eat cats

[QuothTheRaven]

Make them eat unseasoned cats.

[zxeto]

force them to try to breathe peanut butter.

attacked by a man eating catapillar. (that is, a catapillar who eats man, not a man who is eating catapillars.)

beaten to death by a thousand moldy cucumbers.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

beaten to death with a sack of foreskins

[Moser]

Make them sit in the IRC while Aqo talks.

[zxeto]

glue their eyes open and their faces to a television screen, turn it on, then leave for two weeks.
when you come back, their brains should be fried.
dip in batter and serve.

[apostolos]

tie a bomb to them and tell them to unarm it by cutting the blue one(which in fact will make the bomb asplode instantly)

[WhatIsStarcraft]

Wow, do all the Saw stuff, but make them unescapable, unlike Jigsaw's traps. Though his traps are good, and I would seriously be traumatized after something like that.

[Zerg_eater]

Choke on a piece of very thick hair

[zxeto]

get mauled by radioactive bears, thrown in a lake filled with Jell-o and ravenous pirahnas, having your limbs replaced with ostrich legs, mauled by evil radioactive bears, and then thrown back into the afore mentioned piranha-Jell-o lake.
not neccesarily in that order.

[Galiant]

get killed by yuriko omega

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Naming them MajorSonnwaitts.

[zxeto]

having them listen to me babble about nothing for an hour

[Sento]

i think i started bleding just thinking about that...

Take them up in a helicopter, then throw them off onto another helicopter right below you while flying over a cannibal village. Yummy.

[West]

Tie the guy's hands with rope, pin him against a wall, and eat his face.

[dunchy]

Show them PC99, the site of her would cause someone to slit anyone's throat.