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dunchy
01-28-2007, 12:33 AM
Hey again folks.

I'm sure some of us remember the last 2 times I've made fun of other forum members (Pixels was the first, our lovable Schwitzer was the second) and now we need to bash another member of the forum we may or may not get along with. Today I figure it's about due for someone who's been here for over 5 years, and has probably passed along in death due to old age. That's right, we make fun of - Demon_Child.

This whore of the forum is over the ripe age of 40. Probably 50 or maybe even 60. When not changing her pampers premiums, she is probably feeding her 9 cats and praying she had a man. She often loved the Warcraft area, simply because she dreamt of Arthas as her 'level 10 deathknight'. Bet his death coil could cause her to orgasm like no other upper-middle-aged-woman.

Yet she's gone now, off to bingo or even the 5 cent slot machines at the circus circus in Las Vegas. Poor bitch. Last seen probably when she lost that modship, she kinda went 'boom boom' in the head. That's my rant of the moment, thank you.

If anyone else has anything to add or perhaps even carry this on with a paragraph or two. Please follow though, there's a frakload left to cover (Xenon anyone?? How she framed a picture of a pledge she gave to blizzforums??). Belly up to the bar!

Schwitzer
01-28-2007, 12:37 AM
All I can say is that I will never look at Death Coil the same again...

Black.Ice
01-28-2007, 1:26 AM
Hell, I'll never look at Arthas the same way.

On the related note, it's funny you bring this up dunchy.... I happened to view her profile today.

Aquarian
01-28-2007, 1:51 AM
Heh, DC has been gone for a long time.

DC- Demon_Child/Death Coil :o

mcflurry_1982
01-28-2007, 5:37 PM
not many here still remember or even knew who she was

Nahotnoj
01-28-2007, 6:22 PM
She often loved the Warcraft area, simply because she dreamt of Arthas as her 'level 10 deathknight'. Bet his death coil could cause her to orgasm like no other upper-middle-aged-woman.


"level 10 deathkngith"... lmao. +rep.

Duddits
01-28-2007, 9:54 PM
I thought DC looked like this...

Magmaniac
01-28-2007, 10:16 PM
I agree with duddits, except I always pictured her topless.


Maybe that's just me.

dunchy
01-28-2007, 10:17 PM
Those are some pretty big guns there Duddits.

Is that picture like...5 years old now?

Duddits
01-28-2007, 10:25 PM
7 - 4 = ..... 5?

Yea, something like that. it was a pic I drew for that one contest WB had awhile back. Edge wanted us to draw the staff or something like that. I'm sure DC threatened to castrate me a hundred different ways after I posted that.

dunchy
01-28-2007, 10:28 PM
I'd draw a picture, but a 'death coil' invading her so called 'promised land' would not only get me removed from modship, but permabanned.

U-238
01-28-2007, 10:53 PM
I'd draw a picture, but a 'death coil' invading her so called 'promised land' would not only get me removed from modship, but permabanned.

rofl. Genious. Just thinking about it makes me shudder. *goes off to read commentaries on how one shouldn't think of such things*

Protoss_Honor
01-28-2007, 11:00 PM
I'd draw a picture, but a 'death coil' invading her so called 'promised land' would not only get me removed from modship, but permabanned.Yeah, but I am sure a few people around here would enjoy it. I ain't naming no names, because you all know who I mean. :shiftyl: :shiftyr:

The rest of us, of course, would ostracize you forever for posting such a horrible and appalling image and ruining our eyes.

hammocksleeper
01-28-2007, 11:05 PM
what's a death coil? an IUD?

Zeltaris
01-28-2007, 11:13 PM
Oooh, you wouldn't want to know, would you ;)?

On a different note... I thought DC commanded a bit more respect among the staff? Wow, I must have missed out on a lot >_>

GenocideAlive
01-28-2007, 11:30 PM
On a different note... I thought DC commanded a bit more respect among the staff? Wow, I must have missed out on a lot >_>
Well, as the saying goes, "Fuck you, she's a whore."

DragonPaladin
01-28-2007, 11:32 PM
what's a death coil? an IUD?

I think it's like a reverse condom.

Black.Ice
01-28-2007, 11:47 PM
We all like our former mods, we just make a lot of fun of them. Like our lovable TinyBra. Can't forget WhiteKnight, OboeGuru and the whole slew of other ho that left (myself included, heh)

KexMex
01-29-2007, 2:07 AM
What did Demon_Child do to you? :/

Schwitzer
01-29-2007, 2:13 AM
What did Demon_Child do to you? :/
She cast "Holy Light" on dunchy when he was young and impressionable :(

IrishDutchman
01-29-2007, 3:13 AM
Do it safe, do a Devotion Aura on your Deathcoil.

dunchy
01-29-2007, 7:18 PM
Like our lovable TinyBra.

Just wait till I start typing about that artsy-pansie 87 pounder.

Black.Ice
01-29-2007, 8:16 PM
He was our replacement for Demon_Child. AJ couldn't find a good female moderator, so he picked him as the next best thing.


:P

Protosschick99
01-29-2007, 9:35 PM
I like DC :D So I have nothing mean to say about her :P

Schwitzer
01-30-2007, 12:22 AM
I like DC :D So I have nothing mean to say about her :P
Oh go on, give it a try. You might like it.

Protosschick99
01-30-2007, 1:49 AM
Ummm...Let's see....DC is so old--That she knew Burger King back when he was Burger Prince!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOLZROFL......Okay yeah, that is my burn for the day ;)

KexMex
01-30-2007, 2:59 AM
I have nothing mean to say about DC :(

I feel left out.

GenocideAlive
01-30-2007, 9:58 AM
Ummm...Let's see....DC is so old--That she knew Burger King back when he was Burger Prince!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOLZROFL......Okay yeah, that is my burn for the day ;)
OOOooooooooooooooooo...nice one. Where'd she go, anyway? BF?

U-238
01-30-2007, 12:56 PM
Ummm...Let's see....DC is so old--That she knew Burger King back when he was Burger Prince!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOLZROFL......Okay yeah, that is my burn for the day

Ofc she was there then. She was the daughter of the guy who invented the wheel. She's seen it all.

Protoss_Honor
01-31-2007, 12:46 AM
Ofc she was there then. She was the daughter of the guy who invented the wheel. She's seen it all.All except what has yet to be seen of course.