Fuck. Women.

[Duddits]

...and not that that is nessisarily a bad thing, but really, are they not living vessels of agravation and despair? Not that I have anything against women-- for me, it is more like woman-- but jesus, they are agrivating. Its like you say someto the liesns of, hey I love you baby, and they say, a minute later of course, "But do you really lovee me??"
!

Oor, they''ll say somehting like, do you really want to talk to me?? NO FUCKING SHIT I'M ON THE PHONE.

Fucking hell. But yea. I love all of you.

[Spartan-II]

Hah! Or you'll send a nice message like 'Hey baby, I love you' and you'll get 'Well I have a FUCKING bone to pick with you when you get back.'

Yeah, women are frustrating and stupid sometimes. They make up for it by being soft and smelling good though. :]

[Monty]

Hell yeah!

"Everyone hates me..."
"Yes. I hate you. GTFO out of my house." - in the most sarcastic tone possible.

It didn't work, either :/

So... don't be sarcastic.

[B.A.Baracus]

Protip: Threads about understanding women are best done while drunk.

[Duddits]

Let's not evern start up on that bulshit "I'm fat" fucking shit.

NO YOU ARE NOT!! IS THAT YOUR AORTA? oH YEA, IT IS. i CAN SEE YOUR FUCKING heart!!!! You are NO FAT!

(Proti: Preferablly done much so that you just don't care)

[Duddits]

Let's not evern start up on that bulshit "I'm fat" fucking shit.

NO YOU ARE NOT!! IS THAT YOUR AORTA? oH YEA, IT IS. i CAN SEE YOUR FUCKING heart!!!! You are NO FAT!

(Proti: Preferablly done much so that you just don't care)

EDIT: This is sad. In the attempt to not look like i'm typo'ing on purpuse, I changed the word that was suposed to be Protip from the orignal spelling of protil, to protick, then to prock, then to protik, the to proti. I still fucked it up.

[Schwitzer]

Perhaps your issues relate more to your inability to associate adequately with women? Well, you'll learn... hopefully.

[hammocksleeper]

There's so much alliteration in that sentence, Schwitty that I just have to point it out. Or you could have rewritten it...

"Perhaps probably your youth really relates to torturous adequate association inability issues with women?"

[Schwitzer]

I aim to please.